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Ai doan wan dem
Congrats, KT! U leed a macrame!
Dis mai nawt sekund taupe spawt!
*Dansdansdans*
O, an fanks!
conga rats awn teh dubblol den!
*runs an gits trai uv sordid noms, shampers an otter bevruggis*
Eggstra congrats aer dyoo in dat caes! Ai duz a dans fur u (haz 2 be a sittin-doun dans tho) an weel in teh drinks trollee wiv sordid drinks and nibblolz 2 sillybrayt ur nawt sekund nawt sekund!
Congrats KT u at teh tawp of teh brayd! Wot wud u lyke foar sillybrashuns?
Ai kan haz kayk?
Oh Yesh, itz ur berry nawt sekkund nawt sekkund, so thatz eggstra speshul ! Ai will help Jk2k wif teh sord noms, adn add sum yellouw caek wif creemy chawklitt frostengs, adn littlol froot tarts wif whippy creem. *sprays shampurs arownd ruum*
conga ratz on ur nawt second, nawt second!!
Wivout weighting for an answer, Q drags in the trolley loaded with:
shampers, uv kors!
cheese straws
toast points with smoked salmon, cream cheese, and capurrs
wasabi-coated peanuts
raw beggies with olive oil for dipping
pepper Parmesan bread
b
that’s be “veggies”, not “beggies”. Erp
WOW – we gotz lawts ob noms….*taeks tray ob sordid kayk adn veggies, adn sumfing awf everbuddies trawleys, and runz awf tu cubicol tu nom*
*yoinkz nomz*
fankies fur teh nomz ebrywun
beggies aer bigg veggies.
*snikr*
Thx fur awl teh congrats, drinkees an fud!
*sipnomsipnom*
Yum
Evree wun joyn in teh sillybrashuns1
u no getz aleemunness
Dat’s fare!
o an ai gitz awl teh noms!
Iget cheezburgers
GMTA!
And yew keep de muvva in law, kthx.
nodsnodsnods
Shi prolly reeson fur deeforz
Mai huzbing yoost 2 sai dat him prifurrd his MIL 2 myne!
Ai akshullee lyk mai MIL – she verree sweet. Mai dawter doan lyke herz much tho.
Teh leest sed bowt myne teh beddur! Her wuz step-mum 2 huzbing, him’s birf muvver dyed wen him wuz 9 yeerz awld
noh kitteh! plees, ai cannawt libs wifowt yoo!
U shud has fawt ob dat befoar u swichd tu teh pleh bargin brand.
ai’ll hafta git ay sekkund jawb tu affoard et…
butt (!) u noez u will doez it fur teh kitteh! ai fink kitteh noez dat tew!!
this is verreee sad!!! *sniff*
{{{gammacat}}} no haz a sad.
FangQ TJsmommy! {{TJsmommy}}
ai never like to fink about a kitteh leeving.
It snot sad! keyshet has agreed to getting anovvee job to buy da fancee gushiee fudz. Kitteh nawt going anywarez.
Sho meh wayr tu put mai paw-print adn ai will has dun wiff u.
*tayks owt ad in lokal paypur*
Byootimus kitteh seeks noo hyoomins foar lub adn adorayshun. Has tuu-bedruum haus adn sporty kar. Fansy-feest probyders onlee, plz.
Fur dis byootimus tabbee, ai provide onlee teh best!
(Ai luvs tabbees)
*gibs KT foarm tu filling owt*
Plz tu tayk partikulur noat ob teh kweschuns regarding goggie ownurship, adn refrinsez ob ur kitteh-snorgling abiliteez.
NO goggies in dis haus! Ai razed kidz – no need fur teh goggie.
*Inkloodz paw-print uv current kitteh on paypur testifyin to snorglol talintz*
Ai livz in teh country, so myse an udder critterz to plai wiff!
U sownds lyke a beri promissing kanidayt. Fankeez fur respawndin.
*considurz sellin teh hous tu anni as lib-in kayrtayker, adn yoozin KemysteryTchrz plays as a vaykayshun spawt in teh kuntree*
*rites 2 kitteh*
Plx considder me fur teh bakansee. Ai haz enuff munnee 2 bye kwalitee fuds and toiz an aer rityred, so u can hab lossa pettin.
Fankeez so much foar ur kynd lettur ob intrist.
Plz tu konsult wiff mai fynanshul adbyzer tu kompleet teh tranzakshun.
Dat be kitteh fynanshul adbyzizement furm ob Dewey, Cheetem adn Howe.
Dis cud be bery gud fing fur kitteh, buut ai disigwee abot de aleemunnies. Dis kitteh neidz to keeep de libstills is accuztommouness to libin. Lyk cud needz a shoffer to dribe da kar unlis has enuff pnoney bookies to sit up hi lyk Toonses who iz famouse fur dribing kar. Awso a mayd culd klean up aftr da Caturday nite cewewllabrasions. Wy nawt libe it up. De hoomins culd be gud fur somfing….gess so de leb wen shuld go an it be a vowuntear jub so kitteh can hab deh fineanshwal sekcuriousity. Ya, dat’s de lfe……….one of nyn aifinksoit gud.
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh.
Soopurb neego~shiiayturr.
Hurz getz lawtza stuffz!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
will maykz Liddill Skwishee Wun’z
oaldz rume kewl playz room!!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
still needz adoareeng Hewminz
wiff ‘poazibbill fumbz!!!
Jack.
ai jest lub ur ohaikuz jack!! fankies bery musch
ai noez wannee kidz, kthxbai
Dey slobburz moar den teh goggeez!
Ohai, TJM! Ai posted a nowsmint on teh prebius lol bowt a potenshul NorCal cheezmeet. Mebbe u cud stawp by durin ur vaykayshun owt heer laytur dis munff?
Oar chekk teh cheez town cryer (fankeez, mai cween!) foar detayls.
Ohai AP! dat iz amazifing!! ai jest bin postin and responding tu sum of dat. on teh cheez town cryer as well!!!
*tippy-toze in, lukkink arownd nerbussly. Haz nawt been here fur long wiles*
*looks at LOL*
oh!
*runs back to tearoom wiffakwikness*
sawry, is teh funny, just um waz how day was spent…um,
kfxbai!
**lukz arownd**
aifotaisawaputtycat
cum back sunnyhuckle! (stoopy werk bloks blogs, so I canna follow yew!)
Onlee teh haows adn carr?
wai nawt awl teh cheezburgers??
**nodz**
datz whut ai wuz finkin
Wayr u fink cheezburgurz cum frum, teh kuntrysyde?
Dey libs inna frij, adn ar kuukifyd awn teh stobe, boff ob wich ar insyde ob teh haus. Get teh haus, u gets teh cheezburgers.
Simplol!
AllHalf ov yer stuffs, belongs to me.lol