A three-octave drop in one bar? I’m a cat. I have a reach of 6 inches! How am I supposed to manage that?
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Mebbe wen ai grows a littlol biggur…
Oar iz ai spozed tu pownse frum wun kee tu teh obber, den bakk?
Ai has a comfyoozled.
leep, pownse, an runrunrun akross teh kees?
Yu cud du dat, oar yu cud get wun ob doze long cat-toy stiks and whap teh key wib it.
*tryz tu pikk up a lawng kitteh-toy stikk*
*cannawt du wiffowt fumms!*
*grabbifyz in in hur teefs*
*jumps up tu pyanno, stikk gets cawt onna bench, fawls ober*
*pikks up toy agen, jumps moar kayrfulleh, mayks it*
*playz teh toon, tryz tu hit teh kee wiff teh stikk… is beri hard!*
Gud ideya, jd, but ai is tuu smawl tu gets enny leberidj!
*ties a cheezburger tu edn ob stik*
Try naw.
*nom-nom-nom*
Dat wuz gud! Um, whut wuz ai duin?
gud finkin angelplum
Congrats, AP – lukks liek u has a solow tawp spot!
Wowz… ai wunner hao ai mannijd dat wiff so menny peeps nokkin at teh door! Fankeez fur teh congrats! *dans-dans*
Egskyooz meh, Angelina… ai wud lyke tu making an
********* ANNOWSINGMENT – NorCal Cheezmeet **********
Ai is appeering in teh Orinda Starlyte Villij Playerz produkshun ob Agafa Kristeez “A Murdur is Annownsingd.” Dis
gibs us a grayt oppurtoonaty (did sumwun say toona?) tu has a cheezmeet! Orinda is in teh Eest Bay porshun ob teh
San Fransisko Bay Area, awn teh obber syde ob teh hills eest ob Oakland/Berklee.
Teh play will be prezented at teh owtdoor ampifeeater at teh bakk ob teh littlol park negst tu teh Orinda
Commyoonity Senter, so we cud has a pikinik in teh park befoar teh sho, or go tu wun ob teh neerby resturants foar
dinnur, adn chat abowt awl fings cheezy! Tu gets a map, put dis intu googlol…
26 Orinda Way, Orinda CA 94563
Teh littlol green patch is teh park wayr teh feeatur is. Itz beri cloas tu teh freeway (root 24), adn is in eezy
wawking distins ob teh Orinda BART (Bay Areya Rapid Tranzit) stayshun tuu. It can get kinda cool in teh ebenings
wen teh fog roalz in, so be shoor tu bring blankeez adn jakkits adn sumfin sawft tu sittapawn (dey duz has sum
kushuns, but u can bring littlol foalding chayrs iffn u wants).
Teh shoz ar awn Fridegg adn Caturday nytes at 8:30, starting dis Fridegg (Joon 4) fru cloasing nyte Joon 26. Deyr
is also a Sunnyday matinay at 4PM awn Joon 13ff, adn a Furzday sho at 8PM on teh last week (Joon 24). Tikkits ar
sixteen munneez eech, adn u can gets dem at teh door (no need tu mayk rezerbayshuns).
Ai will try tu keep a betterer iye awn mai profyle, so let meh kno iffn ur innerested in gettin tugebber!
Hmm, luuks lyke noatpad borked dat up. Letz try agen…
********* ANNOWSINGMENT – NorCal Cheezmeet **********
Ai is appeering in teh Orinda Starlyte Villij Playerz produkshun ob Agafa Kristeez “A Murdur is Annownsingd.” Dis gibs us a grayt oppurtoonaty (did sumwun say toona?) tu has a cheezmeet! Orinda is in teh Eest Bay porshun ob teh San Fransisko Bay Area, awn teh obber syde ob teh hills eest ob Oakland/Berklee.
Teh play will be prezented at teh owtdoor ampifeeater at teh bakk ob teh littlol park negst tu teh Orinda Commyoonity Senter, so we cud has a pikinik in teh park befoar teh sho, or go tu wun ob teh neerby resturants foar dinnur, adn chat abowt awl fings cheezy! Tu gets a map, put dis intu googlol…
26 Orinda Way, Orinda CA 94563
Teh littlol green patch is teh park wayr teh feeatur is. Itz beri cloas tu teh freeway (root 24), adn is in eezy wawking distins ob teh Orinda BART (Bay Areya Rapid Tranzit) stayshun tuu. It can get kinda cool in teh ebenings wen teh fog roalz in, so be shoor tu bring blankeez adn jakkits adn sumfin sawft tu sittapawn (dey duz has sum kushuns, but u can bring littlol foalding chayrs iffn u wants).
Teh shoz ar awn Fridegg adn Caturday nytes at 8:30, starting dis Fridegg (Joon 4) fru cloasing nyte Joon 26. Deyr is also a Sunnyday matinay at 4PM awn Joon 13ff, adn a Furzday sho at 8PM on teh last week (Joon 24). Tikkits ar sixteen munneez eech, adn u can gets dem at teh door (no need tu mayk rezerbayshuns).
Ai will try tu keep a betterer iye awn mai profyle, so let meh kno iffn ur innerested in gettin tugebber!
ai leikt teh inturestyn pawsis. mayd mee fink yoo wuz channuloling captin kurk.
Longcat sez: I’z hella stoked to NAWT be from NorCal.
Sownz wundurmus. Ai can has a cuzzin libbing in Orinda, last tiem ai nu. wisht ai cud cum se da mistree play. Ai liekz da Agafa nd red dis stoary b4. Hoap mennee peeps can cum se it.
ai iz gawnna bee inna dat vic.. bic.. ummm arownd der joon 10-15, ai will beez inna Sanfran/montiray areaz iz dat neerbai? ai wud lubz tu meet nu fwendz wylez on vac..bac..umm lolliday!!
Comgrabyurelayshuns, awn leedin teh brayd, AP!
oopsies – mai polologeez, AP – yu hazz an soeloe taupe spawt!!
Galumpheng Goaphurz dansdansdans teh Goaphur Gavotte in yur onner -
*hop’n'twerl, glyde’n'spynn, jumpify upz ohai ‘n bowz yu yur pardnur*
Goaqphurs trundlol inz teh tee trallee wif liddlol sammithes ov awl sordid tipes, liddlol pays trees fillded wif cheez oar froot, adn bowlols uv chonklit trufflols. Foar drinkees tehre is an joos bar, an tee adn kawfee stayshun, adn foar tohse hoo purr fur sumfing strawngrrr (itz fibe ocklock sumwairz!), tehre arr midori margareetahs inz lublollee martoonie glasis, garneshded wif an skyoowur uv tropiclol froot adn an liddlol paypurr numb rella.
Hmm, so menny choysez!
Ai will has a nommy cheez paystree, wiff koffeh.
Ooooh, adn a chokklit trufflol foar dezerts! *nom-nom-nom*
FangQ Italiana!!!
*noms choklit truffle*
Fankeez, Italiana!
Juss du ur best, kitteh!
But Ai haz to hit elebenty notes wif one pawicky adn no fumb.
kitteh shud uze awl teh toeses! bakfiit tew!
*dans-dans-dansinawntehkeeyboard-dans-dans* Howzzat?
Papa, whut u dun awn dat piano, steelin mai dans?
beeg hooman foots on da piano, nawt so musical actually
hee hee hee :0
use your ear, kitteh.
I’m in yur ledger lines…..messin’ up yur tenor clefs.
git ay buddee?
haow ai spozed tu plae tihs cattata wiffowt fumkbs??!!
fumbs … fumbs … fumbs … f-u-m-b-s … fumbs
Felix teh Cat Mendelsohn – jest preetend kitteh, adn uze ur tayle tew *nods* yesh, dat mite help.
Now where is teh Paws in teh music?
praktis, praktis, praktis!!
Is the way to get to Carnegie Hall, after all!
I fot teh way tu get dere woz by taxi.
Ai lubz Nora!!
Nao ai gotz 2 reezuns to splort!!
S..P..L..O..R..T!!! (blarg)
Oh noes, Karen is daon awn a prebius lol!
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy Karenz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds Karen tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Fang Q AP!! Ai needing dat! Whew!
Izza tew purr-son number.
Gess ai needs tu fynd a partnur den.
Mrowwww! Papa, let meh owt! Mroww!
Kitteh needs a fret!
Impurrsario kittah shuld improvise.
Art is hard!
U kan toon a piano butt u kant toona fish!
*snerk*
Dis sumwun say toona?
Yis. yu mist da opera tuna tea.
did someone just call someone a piano butt???
ssssquuuueeeee!!!! whut a kyoot an ernest kitteh!
I thot himz name wuz Uncle Jack.
nobuddy gottid deh ref.
Ai did! Ai jus din’t see ur remark until ai gott hoam frum wurks
Iz bery impawtint tew bee Earnest!
ooohhhh. ah kan use mah tail!
Nora- the early daze.
ooh – ur rite – suer luks liek Nora. ah, deh struglols of an arteest!
Use ur tayle, kitteh – den u ken reech awl ubdeh notes1!
Ooh ovver grete maindz taut ub tat tuu!!
Mebbe he shud consider askin teh doggie
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Ragiel an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brown sugar topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark frizbees, little games wher yoo roll teh teenytiny balls arownd teh maze to get tehm in teh holes, kandee, an pens wif brite-colured shiny ink!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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*putz on poynty party hat wif pompomz*
Happy burfday Ragiel!!
*nomz a fudgy caek*
Fankkeeez burfday fayree!!
fankees, burfday fairee!! not meh burfday, butt can not reesist dat yello caek wif brown sugeer toppee. yummee noms!
happi birthdai Ragiel!!!
I is playing teh Cat De Lune….
- by Depussy
R yoo shur is nawt a catnata, smudgie?
Noes. Iz not catnata. Iz “Gradus ad Purr-nassum” by Mewzio Clawmenti.
U iz thinkings of wen Johann Secardboard Bach’s cat haz hairball, an he compozed the Coughy Catnata.
□■ . .=・ェ・=.. .. .practis. . practis. but ai lub. .. . .. .. .♪
Rachmeowninoff kitteh
reaches a 13th.
If Rach-nom-enuff
is anyfing liek Strog-an-off should be tastee.
aw, c’mon–you can jump 3 octaves!
but kitteh has four handz and tailz too
Wittle kitteh cand powndce twee octaves!
My buddy, Olie, and I used to play together. The trick is multiple cats, my friend.