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Itz a bar!
A snarlin bar!
Congrats, OCM!
Thx Annipuss! Hao u bee tudai? Had a nies lolidai wekend?
Yiss thx! Met Puddy awn Sundai an we had lossa bus riedz!
Enniwun fur drinkiez ??
Congratz OCM !! We free mete agenn
!!
O. Nd ohai to hcr tuu
* sawree, ai didnut si yu tehre bifor
*
prolly b’cos I wusn’t there then!
Ai haz teh rayn – thunner an litenin 4cast fur laytur!
Hoap itz nawt dampning yor wawk ??
!!
Enni spair rayn, plz tu send daon owr wai !!
* Yuu prolly nede sum stamps if u poast it
Ai kwite enjoi wawkin in teh rayn – lawng az it iz nawt 2 cawld an Ai haz sootablol cloez awn!
Thx PB! An HCR iz heer two! *selekts nies lawng ginantonnix* *slerpslerp*
Lawng dai.
I sneeked in layt
* Duz teh happitayle dans dans dans wiv OCM, Annipuss nd HCR !!
Curclol to teh rite, curclol tu teh left ,
Stretsh tu curclol owt nd rush in tu teh middlol !!
Awl fawl daon !! * On kumfertablol pillose, obcorss *
Sowndz liek a hokee pokee dans tu meh!
Juss reelizd dat u haz a solow, OCM! Eggstra congrats!
Cort it awl bai hisselb!
barely enuff, reely
kitteh cudn’t bear teh big blak furry neibour NEmoar…
Oooh. *finks ov oan naybur*
OCM !! Yuu puut awai tohse lazur ize, nao !! Rite nao !!
* Cannut bi killifyin teh nayburs !! Sheesh
!! *
U nawt noe mai nayburs…
u lukkee.
Ohai OCM! Hao is u tooday? {{{OCM}}}
Ohai HCR! Orrite ai gess thx. Berry tyrd. Sleaping lawtz, butt(!) stil tyrd in teh mourning. Nawt sprizing ai spoze.
Well, mebbee nawt killify, butt she cud
Aardvark, releese wun into their garden
Bear, invite wun to dinner an aksidentily give him neibour’s address
C…
Cach dere goggie an gib it awai…
Delibber dere kidletz tu anuvver planit
E…
Eraze dere address frum teh maylebocks, so dey no gets teh mayle
Free wyle aminuls into dere yard
G…
wyld animlols alreddi dere
Eggsterminat tehm wiv a darlik
Friten tehm into moobin awai
Gro a larj prikklee hedj rownd tehyre gardin
H….
Hyde dere haus sew dey hav tu moov sumwear els
Inbevt a nyoo masheen tu transmogrify dem
Juss ignaw
K…
Kick dere mailbawx ovur
Litter, frow it in there garden
Maul teh rosebushes
N…
Nom awl there fuds when dey aer owt
*Offissur, Ai keep heering skreems over there…*
Pyle plush pillows so yu kant cee dem
Q…..
Quure their bad tummeh wiff ricinus oil
Rent a bunneh that digs holes unner their house
Send foar teh one-eyed one-horned flyin purple peepl eeter
T…
Topplol ovur tehire trash can during teh wee hours of teh mournink
Ululate under their bedroom window
Vandalise their flowerbeds
W…
Wayt elebenty yeerz foar tehm tu moov!!
Xcited, be, wen dey leev….asif
Yell in dere eer taht u r sikk o teh barkin
Zzzzzz wen dey go awai awn lolidai…nawt offen enuff.
C hau teh barz mouth be fixxified inna sylint skreem? Aim happified taht kitteh nawt libs bi mai haus!
Cat chew awl laita !! Neks tiem
Bai, PB! Ai muss be off 2. Bai!
Ohai ebberybuddy, ai kanot bare to be lefted owt ov teh drinkiez
*paws larj ginantonnix too*
ok, juss wun cos ai be wurkin!
wurking wif ginantonnix awlways wurks, u noes! *snerk*
Ohai MMM!!! Ai nawt seed u forebber!!
That poor bear.
I think that this is un-bear-able…
Ohai cathulhu! Ai nawt meetid u proplee befaw. *shayks ozzee paw wiv cathulhu’s engerlish wun*
*Shakes paw very, very carefully so as not to squish anyone*
♫ The bear necessities the bare necessities♫.
Ohai torchrain. Wear ur lolifant went?
Actually it was a spartan helmet. When you said that the other day my feelings got hurt so I changed it.LOL
O Ai am sew sawree! Ai waz yoosing mai lappytop dat dai, sew it waz berry smorl. An ai juss gawt mai nyoo glarsis tudai (reely), sew ai can sea tihs wun perfiklee!
Pleez tu fergi a blynd ol fing. {{{Torchrain}}}
No problem Ozcatmum. {{{{{ozcatmum}}}}}}.
Do you know how to look at avatars to see them big?
Yes, butt ai lubb lolifants, an wen aithot it waz wun, ai juss staid wiv dat eyedia!
Sillee, ai noe. Ai seam tu merember it waz layt, oar ai waz in a rush, oar sum laim eggskews.
Ennywai!!
Ohai Torchrain! Nies spartin helmutt!!
BTW. U hav a profiel in ICHC? Ai nawt be ablol tu sea it unner ‘torchrain’.
ohai torchrain!!
if you rite-klikk on an avatar and choose View pikshoor – it will opin inda windur
in the adressbar you get this:
ht tp://1.gravatar.com/avatar/9fe03b51aa1d87001ddbc5cc4f517382?s=32&d=identicon&r=G
add a cupplol of zeerohs here:
3200&d=identicon&r=G
and voalah! you see inna bigger size!!
Ohai Nennepus!!! *wipurrs* aifinkso it waz meh hoo kneaded tu du taht. Ai mayd a miss tayk abowt torchrain’s preebiuss abatar.
you’re not the only wun – ai is blind as a bat wiffout my reeding glassis – but ai donut alway use them… ai thot it was a lollofant too, at the tiem!
Now ai see its a bootiful helmit!!
You folks are really friendly here and helpful. No I don;t have a profile as of yet. I have been lurking a long time and sometimes jump on in different names. No I was not a bad troll. So hai(?)nennepus and ozcatmum.
Hau izzit taht ai kawnt c ennie abatars? Juss liddlol bockses wif red krossers inem?
it meens taht u donut hab kontakt wif gravatar.com…
have u tried refrooshing the payj??
*(Blush. Whispers. I can’t find anything that says refresh. And I can’t ask colleagues cos they might tell on me an taik mai cheesland awaiiii!)*
*whispurrs back*
*
it’s on sumwere around ur adressbar – or u can use the F5-key and reload the payj…*
*I wont tell on you – if you donut tell on me
*Found refresh button!:) Didn’t refresh anyfing
* Nebber mynd! Ai stil b laffing adn lolling! Fankies, Nennepuss. *I won’t tell on you, wut dood yew dew?*
Letz triz a different approach. Who do the Cats get along with?
kreeshurs wif posoblol fumbs mainlee…
*sigh*
That’s a good start. Thank you What about the octopi?
*sigh*
Not funny. Besides the fact that this bear was killed, the use of its body parts and this posting are completely disrespectful to the animal. We wouldn’t find it funny if it were a cat, dog, or human in its place.
i agree with u 100% poor bear
snl present LASER CATS 6!!!
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!