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two snorgles and call me in the evening>?
yu kno, dat sounds wurse than I ment it tu, if yu know whut I meen!
Ebening snorglols ar teh befftest kynd
Heehee.but cawl nawt secund nd den da snorgulz “laitur”
wud dat be a…nope, kant finda lolspeek wurd dat rimes/goes wif booty.
sooty? pooty?
*runs awf to NB wif a gigglol*
U is such a snorgalishus kyooty-patooty!
iz da snorgles fda aproved?
Feline Divine Administration?
yep. dat’z da 1.
**gigglolz** dat wuz funnee an bery cleber aifinkso
meringe meeses on leeding teh brayde carosue!
fank yu! WP iz eeting sum of mai comments, she complayed bitterly.
u r fast on da draw sez tomkat swiftly.
ai liek dat eyedeeya…
*snerk*
wink-wink, nudj-nudj, say-no-moar, say-no-moar.
U can trust meh, ai is a purrfeshunul. *nods*
purrfeshunul what?
Duz it matter?
axually, u b corrext agin mi cween,
1 purrfeshunal iz as gud as anudder.
except fur teh airobix instructors………dems rilly speshul…….not shur wai, but trust me on dis
Heeeey. *narrowz eyez* I ar won ob doze. Wut yew meanz?
oh LOL, it just used to alwais cum up wen talkin bout lolyars an such……. the cween can back me up on this…not to take any off fence at this, plz… wuz not negatibs!!!
Oh NAO i seez. Well I’m a vettek too, and I tellz yew I kno that yew shud neber, eber, wet yr kitteh. And dat photo is shopped too. And, and…
*starts rowling on da flur giggling histerically*
sounz spishussly like a troll imitashuns!!
Here luk. I took the mask off nao. Yew kin hab it if yew wants it. It’s kinda stinky tho. *sprays scents ob humor in petite glass perfume bottle wif da bulby fingy and da litlol tassel*
Too bad P C was nawt da FIRST! to make da commentz
we can haz lots of imitation trolls!! dems teh phunniest kind!!
*squirts pj wif purfyoom bottle.*
*tucks bottle in pockets*
*Looks at sky and whistles…*
Robix strukturz haz a surtin “junna sai kwa”
Yu goze tu robikz? owchee! {{{{{{jamamamamamama}}}}}}}}} Nawt secund tiem ai se yu heer ina lawng wilez. nd naow ai has tu go kuk da din awlredy.
Naw. I teech it real easee. No owchee! Except fer jaws from tawkin and laffin so much…
ware’z dr tinycat????
Ifinso dis b drtinycat awl growed up.
ohai, mai cween!
*bowz adn offurs chokklits*
adn hao izz yoo?
tired. gud, but tired.
Thankeez fur deh chokklit.
*nomz it kwikklee b4 it meltz*
I thinkso Dave still has Dr.tinycat.
*tirnz awn wai-bak masheen*
Dave’s nawt heer, man….
butt, ai’z got dr tinycat on mai teeshirt.
on da shirt dr tinykat about 2 gib mouth 2 mouse recusitachion.
U shur dat nawt b mouth 2 mouse nomification?
Shoorly dr tinycat has bin tu teh consert, yeff?
(adn fankeez, mai cween, fur puttin mai nowsmint awn teh cryer!)
ur welkum!! I b a big fan uv deh cheezmeetz!
dat cud b. ai hpez drtiny iz knot nommin a micey meal.
Part uv teh Hippo Kritikal Oaf….Thou shall nawt nom thigh pashunt, aifinkso!
yase, iz takin playin dr to a whol gnu levl.
poor kitteh haz a feeber
♫I gotta fever of 103, come baby check and it see♫
fever wen yu kis meh, fevr wen yu hol mee tite, yu giv me teh feevr!
Iz it teh kitteh skrach feeber?
dr tinygingercatfermometerfeelyfut
*gigglol* gud wun kitkay!
kud it b deh Vulkan Mind Meld??
thot yer chonklit not melded…
tho it was a pinachole fing…
5 burgerz fur u, pj!!!
Now i haz a nostalgia fur deh long losted commenting burgerz.
been a long time, mai cween!
Finkso izta tr0ll’s dr, win she takes off teh mask!
aifinkso ai glimpse a claw, hidink dere! seed won awn teh fone urlier…purty shoor she iz habbin dem!
Glads to give you temprachure dis way.
rite. knotz da odder end.
Altho, we can’t reelee see what dat other paw is doing.
an sumwhat propitious.
Kitteh shud be precawshus!
butt awlwaez seemz tew bii preecohhshus!
spring feeverh. he hazzit.
Sweetpea!!! dat am u?? am u bak frum deh land ov inviziblol comminting?? haz u rappinged deh ten drillz uv doom arownd WP and made it cry unklol??
mebbe her wuz singing??
Idunno…. i gotted an emayo frum hur a day oar 3 ago saying awl hur brillyunt commintz wur beeing nommed bai wp!! Adn sinse shii only makez brillyunt commintz, wii wuz nawt seeing hur at awl!
mebbe her brillyunce blinded yew!!
not to roll yer eyes at teh s/p…….her will wrap tendrills roundyew so tite yew will wish yew nebber lolled at her
ooooh! sunnyhuckle stayink outa this won…merembers teh majik bonkifying stick!
But…but…BUT! sunny is back? do yoo see gnu abatart?
berry pretty!
It shows? It shows! izza mariner’s compass, to show me teh way…izza centerpiece uvva verry purty kwilt
*sulks*
taht only took sekkond place at my furst county fair! I guess they could nawt stand to be gibben me AWL bloo ribbons…snerk.
better pic in my lols, will add teh prize winnink kwilties later, as thyme allows…
oh wait, only hazza chives inna garden!
lol. congratulations on your beautiful cwaftinesseses.
psssssss, as a climbing vine, maybe you can wanna join forces if Herb E Cide shows up?
I am always there for you, sweet pea! It was 9-11, and you was reedink teh names, and ai was tryink to be figuring out how to post a moment uv silence, and ai thought uv a . and awl taht tyme, my tr0ll was home sick, and nawt wanting to cawl me, cuz ai gotted in trubbols fur dotter cawlink awl teh time. And…and…and! ai was sitting there, admiring you for reeding the names, and sososo proud uv myself, ahcuz otters started yoosink teh . and ai was finkingso, ai am sosososmart, and she is sosososo gud tew be doink this, and ai am so lucky to be werking inna place today, where ai am awn reception duties, wif only about 70 cawls a day, and no fun-blocker awn teh compyooter,
and then, well, and then…tr0ll borked.
ai admire you so much fur that day! If ai am heer, ai will eben fight teh cween wif her herbicides and magiklol bonkifying stick fur you! And PLEH to ennyone hoo sez BOO to either uf us!
And, teh cween noze awl teh fights ai faught today, mebbee she will start to show sum respect fur us viney fings, because, SunnyHuckle, capitlols and awl, kicked major reel werld @$$ today, and iz reddy to take awl comers!
Um,
wut ai meant to be sayink, mebbee, waz, yes, sweetpea, ai am heer fur you!
(win ai AM here, which may be moar in future!)
So, um pleez, awl werld, be showink sum respect fur teh viney fings, ahcus, WE HAZ TA FEELINGS, TOO! And, ai now hazza hawtline tew taht donkey, and ai will be cawling her if ai needs to! Because! she and 2minions brought cheezland to agorophobic sunny’s house, and, THEY LIKE ME! so there!
Ohai, Sunny, haw r u????? {{{{Sunnygur}}}}
Gotted back from POrtland cheezmeet and my brain is restifiying frum all teh happenings dat happenifyied. So much peepuls, so manny happenings.
2 minions treated me like gold and wus my host for the weekend. She deserves a medal for putting up wiff me and my stoopify-ings.
Sunny, u r teh best. I have never seen grace under pressure like you. My respect for u is immense. You have diamond hard fortitude and I give u an ellebenty0bazzillion kick salute wiff my golden hoofies.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{Sunny}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
WOW! dey sez, timink iz ebberyfing! Was just thinking about you, silly donkey gurl, and how your giftee morphed frum a liddul idea in teh shower, to sumfing special!
Today I wore teh earrings that you made for me to go kick arse in Vancouver, borked dotter is moobin in wif me, Hooray! Wut ai lubs moast about dem…(teh earrings)…each won iz slightly different than the otter…ai haz always chosen earrings taht doan match, or split a pair, and these two are so perfectly, but barely noticeably different…iz like yoo was in my mind when you nade.
Thank you again, for the earrings and the visit!
Ohai! Iz sew happi to see yu maded it bak today! Wuz teh Amtrak ebil again, or wuz tihs a betterer trip?
An yu was eggsalad gest – as gud a gest as SUnny is a hostess!
Who Iz Dis Gnu SunnyHuckle, and ware did she come frum? dunno, storey uv my day iz inna tearoom, mebbee taht, plus habbink cheezfriends comink to my house while ai was dealink wif my dotter’s attempted suicide, has hardened the coal tew diamonds!
{{{{{{{CheezFrends}}}}}}}
{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}
Ohai, 2M! taht donkey is washink teh dishes frum dinner, my land-line is down, cannawt make teh foney cawls! She made it safely back, and haz praised your hostingness!
Fankees again fur enabling teh furst ebber Hubbard Tr0llmeet!
{{{{{{{2M}}}}}}}
*found my cheet-sheet*
*Waviez ohai frum a safe distance*
chikkin!!
Puk-puk-pu-DAW-kut!!!
dat spozed tu sownd like a chikken clukking. 
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****merembers sir kul and teh majiklol bonkifyink stick, hesitates, finkso, “wut is WON MOAR today!”****
And, my cween, wud you pleez be kwitten teh attacks awn teh peas to be makin teh soop?
Ahcuz, it is nawt nice, and a cween shud be nice!
U nawt seed snoe wites? Teh Cween in dat moobie wuz nawt nice atawl.
Nice????
*lukz at rulez uv cweenlinesses*
Rulez uv Cweenliness
Rule wun: Deh cween am awlwayz rite.
Rule tuw: Wen in dowt, see rule wun.
Nope, nussin dere about being nice.
noez, yoo nawt /has/ tew bii nise, butt (!) itt awlwaez halpz…
itt maeks sew datt moar chokklits arre gibben tew yoo…
Butt(!) It must be nice to b cween, rite?
I herd iz gud to be King.
ai’z shur datt itt iz…
hmm…*wundurz wut teh cweenz crownn izz maed obb*
(noez, ai nawt iz watnink tew yoink itt…ai’z juss kyooriuss!)
Aifink ai duz tuu.
Lemme owt nao, papa! Mrrooww!
Lemme stay owt awl nyte tu play! Mrooww!
Nawt wanna stay in wen teh wevvers so nyse! Mrow-roww! Agen!
Arownd heer ifn teh kittehs go owt at nite the fings dat go nom inda nite mite nom teh kitteh! Doan go owt at nite!
Papa duzznt want meh tu. Izza big rool dat ebrywun cums insyd foar beddy-byes. We duznt has tuu menny kitteh-nommin-fingeez heer inna nayburhuud, but we duz lib awn a korner, adn wun ob doze roads is kinda bizzy wiff teh big-skary-rolly-fingeez.
But ai has showd hims dat ai is respekful ob dems, adn runs tu sayftee inna yard wen dey cums by, adn askd hims bery nysely last nyte aftur bein a gud girl eetin mai dinnurs, so hims let me owt.
Ai wuz a gud gurl adn caym bakk insyde inna mornin for brekkfist.
mai TJ anna Maya dey staiz inna howse, ai wud be sew skared ifn dey wen owtsyde.
Yu izza gud gurl. We lawst three kittehs over tyme bai dem nawt cummin insyde at nite. Arownd heer derz fisher cats n coyotes dat fink kittehs iz fer nommin. Ower kitteh nao izza insyde kitteh, tho shi wud lyke to go owt!
*tuks kitteh en, bryngs soop, an givs a schmoo*
feels bettur suun, kitteh!
Dat wuz chikkin soop, ryte? Nawt teh pleh tumaytur or brokklee stuff.
*peeks frum under blankee* I wants da tumaytur! And da brokklee stuff! Fanks, keshet, I feels better all redee.
did sum1 say soop?
ai gotz noodle soup . ramen, udon, soba, rice noodle, egg noodle an meni odder soopz 4 ur nimin pleezure.
ai ment nommin
luks like yew mite haz awl kinda noodlols!!
Ai nebber wudda gesd
wut wuz nawt second clue???
I lubz ur abatar pixor!!!! {{{jamamamamamammama}}}}}
but (fanks) but it not stand out like old blak profile pikshur… an ai jus swished back to blak kitteh……not shur how long dat wud take……. {{{{supt}}}}
Am I missing somethoing here, it is just the random avatar.?
ai dun fink so………..i used to haz a black kitteh profile pikshur as mi abatar……and haz changed it in wordpress an dose fings take furebber!!
I did deh ctrl F5 tu cleering deh cookeez and now awl I see iz deh kwiltee fing!
oh too funneh…. but yew saw the laffin kitteh before, rite?
Yes! wuz a berry happy kitteh!
I will take your word for it. And I look forward in seeing it jamamakitty.
ai agreez…ai onlee seez teh kwilt abbatar…
Take theez wit two cheezburgers at bedtime
adn sebburlol peesez ob baycon!
At teh tr0ll’s (well fur half million munnies, mite az well be hiz) big horsepistlol awn teh hill, they has a wand they waves across his forehead, and it beeps, SPOZEDDLY tells em temperachoor, …
aifinkso is teh chickawnery, hiz temp been nermal so long, now they yoosin a stud-finder!
Ime BACK! this LOL much bedder after my day, well, my cween, YOU iz noeink!
But, but, is ennybunny seeink gnu abatart?
OH! did nawt git teh pun, furst three thymes (or chives) ai read.
But, definitely a stud!
just be axin taht donkey gurl!
*grabs stud finder. Waves it about.*
*boop*
*boop*
*boop*
Does dis fing find firemans too?
I finso dey b sinnynymus. *nods*
Oh fank yew my kween. Dat b gud to knao.
*Points SF towards NB*
BOOP!
*runs towards da NB wif a qwikness*
I sees it, sunny! Is a prettee blooish sunflower?
izza Mariner’s compass, frum a kwiltie ai made, and was teh hard! Bedder pic in my lols. Izta halp me find my way, but also ahcuz, Sunny Iz Back!
Oh, CC, ai hopeso!
giglols, aifinkso yoo is right, moastly.
But!
teh 5 that camed to my house, wazza awl old and uggerly…yoo heerink this, my cween, was AWL old and uggerly!
I like your avatar, it is like a dark world exploding only to be replace by a wonderful lighted world.
Sowndz alot better when you describe it.
*eggstendz teh floofy-paw uv friendingness*
Ohai, torchrain. Yoo be my fren? ai haz been gawn to teh tearoom, but clickee awn my blooname and awn my lols, izza bedder pic.
Win ai was a exotic dancer…
*surprise, yes, really*
ai yoosed teh name Rain.
Is really only a Mariner’s compass ai sewed into a kwilt, but! ai likes yur description!
Wall dem came fur tu halp yer troll didun they?
Wuz probly teh troll fyremanz.
* nodz wif a knowing *
Did sumwun boop fur meh?
I dunno. Is yew a fireman?
PC – Kin I borry ur stud findur? I need to finding wun.
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….oar elebenty.
Oh yesh. “Just uze da Costko economy size” setting.
Kewl! Fankees!
**runz awf luuking foar studz**
Habs teh fun rhsb! I gotz tew goes to rehearsal nao. Bye ebberybuddy.
Bye, Phat Cat!
I try nawt to killify teh stud findur, I prawmiss.
yesh…datt wudd bii a badd eyedeeya, aifinksew…
yoo mite bii needink itt att sum poynt…
*iz kyooriuss iff dere iz a vershun fur meh tew fynd feemayulz*
I dunno.
Mebbe try goin to ur lokal Hoam Deepot 2morro an axkin foar a Studette Fyndur?
hmmz…ai’z binn tew teh hoem depoot beefoar…adn ai’z nawt findeded wun ob doze….
hmmm…
mebbeh ai’z juss nawt bin lukkink inn teh rite plaes?
Iz a perry medik. duz dat cownt?
I have a boo boo on my elbow?
*Luks at teh boo boo *
hmmm.
putz teh elbow aowt so ai can gits tu it pls
* gitz aowt teh plastured paris bandijs,
rapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapaddtehicheepowdurrapraprapraprapraprapraprap.
pokes teh holes fur teh mowf nose eerz adn aies *
Der Nawt tu moob frum dis swooning cowch until teh bandij is dri pls.
**slowlee bakks away, to aboid bein cawt up in teh bandijis**
Let’s see.
*Aims SF at TET*
BOOP!
aparentlee yesh. It duz.
**eers perk up**
Did sumwun say “fyremenz”?
No dey said tiremens. The guys the fix your tires.
Dat mite werk too.
Have you got one to spare? *groan* Ok. sry.
*grumblol* that was prettee bad…
aifink yew cud be flat on yer a$$
Oh my.
Y’all an ur radyull hoomur.
att leest yur eegow iz nawt inflaytink…
To keep ur pantz up, dey must steel be beltid!
but cud be jus a bubble off
Don’t luze ur lug nutz.
Dat sownz paynefull, even to me!
*winses*
reemynd meh tew nawt maek yoo angree…
oh!
*bowz, offurz chokklits (agen)*
ohai, mai cween!
well – dere went Dr. Pepper all ober da ‘puter skreen
*gibz kloth fur kleenink yur ‘pyootur skreen*
fankies
yur welcom!
I’s flat busted..and I don’t havz any moneez either.
Poor pj….
Wud yoo lyk me to donayte sum of my fat foar ur…..um….uppur prawblim?
No, fankees, redd, I nawt havin ANYFING done. Nawt even my nailz!
*nods, nods*
Ware iz dey?
Duz I has tiem to getting reddy? I’m nawt kwite dressed foar companee.
Sure. But yew alreddy luks lubbly rhsb! Yr ready nao, ifinkso…
Fanks, butt I’m nawt reddy, I sware.
Wen I gottid hoam frum werk dis afturnoon, I puttid awn sum shoarts dat I findid inna drawur. Dey iz SO shoart dat I finkso my butt be hangin owt!
Truszt me, nowun wants to see dat!
Erm…
*snerk*
dat waz funy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dis wun of my fabritist kinds of feevur…
Ohai, MKM!
Ohai DK! Hao iz yu?
ai’z duink kwite wellz!
adn yoo?
Ai’z takin a bweether affer mai huzzybin adn ai jus had to gib oar kitteh a baff in da gennorol bacinity of herz tayle.
She nawt happee wif us rite nao!
ai cannz kwite immajin….hurz musst nawt bii happee att awl…
Herz izznt at awl, butt herz papa haz gone tu git herz some kitteh grass wich iz wun ob herz faboritist noms, sew hoepfullee shez bii happee affer dat!
eithurr happee, oar obbarlee ohai…
ethurr wai, willz bii bettur fur ebbureebuddee eles…
butt (!) den agen, annewun dat wuz ohai awn dat soart obb ‘grass’ wudd bii furgettink sumpfink liek dat…
did her hab a “klingon”? My mostly-Pershun kitteh sumtimes haz dem.
bii cawshuz obb teh inbisiblol ‘burdz ob prae’!!
onli if dey frum da litterbox
troo…
Yup, I lubbed Animlol! Him wuz my fabritist.
Butt, den agin, I awlwayz had teh weekniss foar teh muzishuns…
Aifinkso dat doze Muppetses hazza speshul kinda majik taht ebberbody culd yuse moor ob…..a big ol’ buncha sillee niss!:D
Oops…dat waz spozzed tu bii wun ob dees:
Stoopy finngerz nawt werkin rite agin…sheesh!
Remememebers Animlol meditatin wiff James Caan? “SE-REEEEEEN! SE-REEEEEEN!!!”
Jest foar yoo, 2miniions!
ohai, 2M! was gud tew be seeink yoo and Kafleen, again! Fankees fur gracing my house wif yur presence, although, after today
*iz inna tearoom, under a rosepot pic*
Will go back to my hermitood!
Izza gud tew be habbin peepuls, fur a wile, but, sunny izza hermit at heart.
Although, hazzin yoo an taht wunnerful donkeygurl, ai will be treasurink taht day furebber!
Well, eggsept fur teh part ware dotter tried to suicide while ai was tryink to go tew Dollar Tree fur teh servink dishes!
Um, well, yes, but yoo was grate win ai grabbed yoo bofe and cried!
Wut a Tr0llmeet! Dialink 911, dialink dotter’s frends to reskyoo frum suicidink, and! awl while shoppink Dollar store and shovelink dip into teh pritty bowls!
Hoo wud noze? No wunder SunnyHuckle is agorophobic!
But! ai kicked major arse today, dotters, doctors, ENNYWON hoo gawt in my way!
SunnyHuchle izza Hyoomin, SunnyHuckle is
BAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK!
O.o’
…Reemynd meh nebbar tew maek yoo madd att meh!
but…but…but!
iz teh okeedokee tew be commink tew my house!
Troll storey is oldoldold, but, ifn you REALLY wants tew get tew know me, part is upthread, under sweetpea’s commint, teh rest awn Cheeztown Cryer, 9-11-2009. iz ware it starts, goze awn forebber, reely nawt worf bovverink wif, iz won moar recent, cawled “halps fur sunny’s troll”.
Haz teh abreviated version, ai iz really nawt so bad, although:
**whispurs**
was TEH WURST exotic dancer ebber, was lucky to be able tew buy a few drinkees and a cheezburger!
Haz sented yoo a frend rekwest
*eggstends floofy paw AGAIN!*
o.O
okaiz….ermz…hao duzz ai reespawnd tew dis?
*shaekz floofeh paw wiff mai skaelee wun*
has aggsepted sed frend rekwest
test
I did nawt no der was going to b a test.
no moar tests!!!!
ai jusst finnishededed mai lasst finlol ob ohai skool!
mai gradyoowayshun izz diss caturdai!!
cangrabshoolaces, DK! will NAWT tell yoo how old ai was win gotted taht diploma, although, at fifty-sumfink, ai gotted a “certificate in Health Info Technology!”
only gud ai haz gotted outta it so far, iz, ai unnerstands wut teh docs tell me about my borked troll-husband, and pi$$e$ off teh docs!
ai dunno get it. ai only noze, what is in teh tearoom, donut wanna bring here, was my day, but, izza bad and sad.
wut test?
**checks cheatsheet**
cheetsheet? hao didd yoo git dat???
lukkee….
goze tew cheeztown cryer, aifinkso iz under “majik triks”
ai cans siiz yoo, iff dat’s wut yur testink…
ai sees taht, just checkered profile. SO! yoo is teh safe naow!
ai iz really just a nornal peep, was habbin teh anger issues and hurtin feelinks, so ai mooved my commints to the tearoom!
Ai HATES tew be mad at peeps and hurts feelings, so ai haz been hanging out in teh tearoom, ware ai felt safe.
But! today, ai is feelink stronger, so made a big jump, and came back. Am teh gladgladglad becuz, ai do haz frenz here, has missed ichc.
ai am really nawt scarey at awl, only skairt!
waet..saef frum wut??
Ah…ai seez nao..(teh rayne iz gonededed…
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{{{sunnyhuckle}}}
{{{{{{{Draconic Kitteh}}}}}}}
safe frum myself, sweets, safe frum myself!
Ai haz a happee U wantz tu rejoin us. Ai haz misted ur cawmintz.
* offurs SH teh hawt chokklit oar teh url gray tee *
*maekz baycon cheezburgurz fur ebbereewun*
oh, fankeefankeefankee! lubs teh cheezyboogers!
hazz sumfing leptober inna majik cooking box, but is skairt tew go look.
sumwon REELY mist me? ai didnawt noze.
ai did nawt eben get teh “studfinder” pun, until teh 3nd or 4st readink!
and…and…and! sumtimes, donut tell, taht cween skairs me! wunce, ai bragged about 5 fyremen comink tew be reskewink my tr0ll, and! she rapped me awl in teh dukky taype! wif only a hole tew breeve threw! and had sir kul froe me inna dunjun!
yur welcom!
aktchulolee, ai haddeded an eyedeeya: baycon cheezburger-flabbured peetza!! (Win, rite)
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*wispur*
Sumbuddy mist me! ai iz habbin a hard time wif this…
**grabs 3 baconcheezboogers and runsrunsruns away*
Well, ai sees your 2 minions and raises you won polydaktyl tabby…they is hongry, too…nyte, awl, teh
baron iz tuggin awn my sleeve, yoinks anudder cheezbooger…
*sumbody missed me!*
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well…doan tell them inna tearoom, but, I hates tea. Fankees fur teh choklit, tho. haz nawt had enny so good since 2minions sent me sum Moonstruck choklit kittehs fur catmus. But! was tew pretty to eat,
*looks toward kitchen*
or, mebbee nawt!
Ohai, sh! It sownds lyk you ben has teh plehs…sry, hoapin u R feline bedderer! *wispurrs* ware is teh tearoom?
Teh cween has a linkee awn teh cryer, awn teh ryte.
Unner cheezy stuffs… miz foofytayl.
ai promises, DK, ai doan wanna hurt ennywon, eggsept win tehy trize tew hurt me or mine, and, well ai gawt a belly full ub teh “me and mine” today, and fawt back!
Yoo iz teh safe, ai suppresses that side uv me win ai am here,
ai promise nawt to hurt yoo!
Yoo iz playink, right? nawt reely skairt uv me?
*sunny has teh unshoors*
ohs.. ai unnerstayndz nao.
yoo sedz dat ai shuddnawt bii; sew wai wudd ai bii skairt?
aktchulolee, dissregard dat kwesttyun…
*yawnz*
okaiz, ai’z gowink tew bedd ebbureebuddee….
gud nite, ya’ll!
Okaiz…nao ai’z /reelee/ gettink awff may ‘pyootur adn gettink tew bed…
Gud nite, ebbureewun….
*yawnz*
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