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HAVING RECENTLY GRADUATED FROM CAT TECH, WHERE SHE’D MAJORED IN NAPPING AND LISTENING FOR THE CAN OPENER, CISSY IS CURRENTLY RESEARCHING HER MASTER’S THESIS ON RIPPING UP TOILET PAPER.
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ai has eh pondah.
Congrats, catena!
tnx, anni!
wii has eh wif teh lublee adn lite-fingard LCB!
*hiydz her shineeez*
stoopy wurdpress eight mai “brayd”!!!
Ai seed it eben iffn it wuzn’t reelee dere!
O hay, guise. I’d like to put this up here ifn’ u doesn’t mind.
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And today (May 31) teh company whut runs this will match ur contribution! Win!
Plz to click my bloo name for teh link.
Also, plz to leave a message for Teho. Go to lolcatburglar.com/teho Mrs. Theo is sending teh first batch to him so let’s start on round 2.
It’s hard werk, but sumwun haz 2 du it
She luvs her thesis to pieces!
Gud wun, LCB!
*snert* Dis bee Mr. Jinks sistur?
I study so hard *da DAOW da daow*
Pull all-niters all day *da DAOW da daow*
Never get to snooze *da DAOW da daow*
I gots teh edumacation bloos *da DAOW da daow*
The purfessor’s so dull *da DAOW da daow*
Just won’t shut his yap *da DAOW da daow*
Why can’t I major *da DAOW da daow*
In drinking a Frappé? *da DAOW da daow*
I’d be good at that! Cause I’m the cat!
I spell C….A, child…T! That spells cat!
My roommate is a jerk *da DAOW da daow*
Eets up all my noms *da DAOW da daow*
She spends her day grooming up *da DAOW da daow*
And her nights chasing Toms *da DAOW da daow*
Ai drunk teh bar dri *da DAOW da daow*
In mai furst week *da DAOW da daow*
Aksidently started daytin *da DAOW da daow*
Teh class geek!*da DAOW da daow*
Tried to let him down easy *da DAOW da daow*
Said we should jus be friends *da DAOW da daow*
If he don’t get the message soon *da DAOW da daow*
Gonna show him my pointy ends! !*da DAOW da daow*
They’re sharp, baby! You know thats right!
I’m a natural born cat!
{slowhand blues solo}
Well I broke up wif teh geek *da DAOW da daow*
Gived his hed some hard knocks *da DAOW da daow*
Cause if he’s so doggone SMRT *da DAOW da daow*
Why can’t he flush teh box? *da DAOW da daow*
So I got this mortarboard *da DAOW da daow*
With a shiny tassle to bat *da DAOW da daow*
Mom sez to look for a job *da DAOW da daow*
Just what is up with that??! *da DAOW da daow*
I don’t play that way baby! Cause I’m the cat! I spell C…A….T, that spells cat!
^ hi five Ambercat! ^ hi five LCB!
*skampurrs owt door*
Aifink dis is wun foar the Cheezsland Cryer.
ay wel edjamikaytid kitteh!
Wif a minor in flingin litter owt uv teh baux
That’s a sport, isn’t it? Only it’s not in teh intramurals, because, well, it is moar extramural.
Dat shud be her PhD: Piled Higher an Deeper! Ai fink so!
whut duz yoo fink hur doktorul theesis wil bee on?
It woan bii written awn TP, dat mush ai dew gno.
adn she will bii eh grey emenunse wen awl skollun iz dun!
But… but… she is that now!
keeps the pressure to purrform at a tololerablol level, dusn’t it?
Purrfessional studint, Cissy plans tew bee wun!
Next she’ll unroll in da acatamee!
she kanz git a jawb wif dat skillset, ebben in dis ekkonomie!11!!
Gots my mortarboard and gown
Gots my ‘ploma in my paw
Gots my party all lined up
Biggest fish you ever saw!
Now I gots to find a job
Now I gots to earn my way
Now I gots to move from home
And make my mama proud some day
awww! Thats awsum jenny!
Clappity clappity!
Might I suggest that Cissy look into biting the toilet paper — an alternative (and highly effective) method favored by at least one lolcat.
Ober t3h Top oarz
Clawkk~wyze Lawng Sawfft Stuff bettah
danz Uddurr Wayz ‘rowndz!
Gradjoo~ittz Kitteh
habz bettah purchiss wenz Lawng
Sawfft Stuff pullz daown!!
Graddjoo~itt Kitteh
pulls daown sikkz Roallz Lawng Sawfft Stuff.
Wawntz Massturr Deegree!!!
Graddjoo~itt Kitteh
willz den figgurrz owt Prittee
Wun’z lubblee Clawzitt!
Gradjoo~itt Kitteh
pawndurrz wye Hewminz needz 2
habz so mennee ‘Cloathss’?
Gradjoo~itt Kitteh
wundurz wayr Wet Stuff goez in
Hewminz’ Shoo~Shoo Bawkz?
Gradjoo~itt Kitteh
willz maykz Liddill Skwisshee Wun
hurz loyllest Minnyun!!!
Jack.
Clappity clappity
Smart kitteh
has a smart
Not to mention a shipload of stoodint loans.
O noes. I mentioned them!
That cat is well taken care of ,look at his/her coat.
yesh, bery bootiful, eben if nawt sew happee wif whoo eber put teh hat awn teh hed!
Studiyus kitteh
Wiff silky silbur furs adn wyde glowing iyez
Is mastur ob chayr-tawp kontemplayshuns.
Silleh hyoomins
Playse flat-tawp hat awn pritty kittehz hedd
Maykin eers luuk lyke ad foar kitway ayrlynez.
Payshunt kitteh
Has tolurenss foar teh inkomprehensiblol antiks
Ob hur jyunt funkeh-munkeh soodoe-kapturz.
Wizest ob feelinez
Choozes tu grayse dis plushy howse wiff hur prezenss
In ekschaynj foar gushifuds adn lubbing kyndness.
Hyoomins adn kittehs
Tugebber bring ryteness tu a krewel whirrld
Adn gradumayt in tyme tu unibersul conshusness.
applesauce!!
At leest hur nawt gradyooatid frum UTI (a skool adbertised awn tee-vee heer).
I finkso gradyooits frum UTI frow up dere morderbordes an yell “Weeeeee”!
That’s my cat. Her name is Pepper. I took that photo with my iPhone and submitted it to facebook…I have no idea how it wound up on here but, cool
Pepper is a bery bootiful kitteh! Duzznt look too sure bowt the hat tho!