WO WO WO NO NEED TO POINT A LOADED BOTTLE AT ME
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kats kan spray bak. Jus sayin.
Ewww…adn congarats carosue. Drinks and danses?
Hoa bowt uh nice beer tew shotgun?
Heer it iz, an hour after teh lol, and onli 14 cmments. Whut do peeples fink dis iz, a holiday?
Oh, an I is habbin an ise kreem kone fer teh celebrashuns. Iz hawt heer!
Happi Loliday, Carosue !! * taiks a biet frum teh kone
*
Doan eber point uh loaded bottlol
unless yew intend tew pull teh trigger.
[stix pointy end in nozzle]
Backfire in 3…2…
cannz a skwert bottlol hab a bannanna peelz??
Wow! Mai tyming is emprooving!
Is this gonna hurt?
Ownlee iffn itz holy waddur. BC hazza anvershun aifinkso.
Wut did ai do to you?? I didnt do nuffing rong an I eben left presentz fur you in your shoos an a few at da frunt doar as well! Sheesh…..da fanks I getz…
Kare full….taht thing cud gowoff!
…..adn tehn teh kitteh wud gowoff….
Noez!! Nawt dat! Aneefink butt dat!!
is awl kool!
♫ Ai’d rather hab uh (loaded) bottlol in frunt ob mii
dan uh fruntal lobotomy. ♫
yo yo dr dimento.
♫I’d rather has a bottlol of olives in front of me
Than love a frontal lobotomy.♫
– Dr. Pimento
I hazza sad storee to tell ya
It mite hurt ur felines a bit
Last nite wen I wentid to teh baffroom
I steppifyed in a big pyle of….
.
.
SHAVIN KREEM!
Heehee! Dr. Demento waz playin taht sawng on teh radioz wehn Ai waz a med student in lyke ’73-’75 or so… happee tymez… (Ohai Red!)
ai has no eyedeeya wut sawngz doze arre….butt ai hazza kyooriuzz…
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rpq6u8hYgk
A couple of the images are really funny but in a very warped, Dr. TinyDimento type of wai!!! ::shock::
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqF12EkBrPM&feature=related
And other classics!
(This one doesn’t have the scream at the end)
Step away frum th3 window!
Ohai, {{{{{[pj}}}}}}} ai just se yu dint noze “phlonquais” . awl yu nede tu du iz aks. uzully sumwun wil tel yu if dey paiz a 10 shunz.
I was still lurking at th3 time….adn I like to figure fings owt!
Yoo talon mi Ai shud duu sum eye-ning ?? Hao ??
And some vacuuming too.
nao taht sukkz !!
Ime gud at nomz …. ??
dun’t werre abowt teh nomz…ai cans maek dem…
ai’lol lett yoo taek kaer ob teh vakkyoomink…
Wile yuu hab teh spray, can yuu cleen tihs windo fer mi ??
!!
Seams tu bi cuvverd in noze marx
nao hao culd teh windew git doze??
*innosent fayse*
Silleh goggie nosee printz!
yesh….
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.
/dat’s/ wutt itt wuz!
yah…
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My gurlz run wifakwikness wen I TOUCH teh spray bottlol!
*has a curious and an interestink thot*
wut would happenenen iff yoo wurr holdink teh sprai bottlol adn openink a cann ob gushyfud?
Confyooshun.
.
.
.
Mass confyooshun.
ai wunndurz wut a videeyo ob sumpfink liek dat wudd luuk liek…
yesh, ai knoez itt wudd bii mass confyooshun fur dem, butt (!) itt wudd bii kwite enturtaynink furr teh resst ob us, aifinkso!
juss sayink…
Yoo has teh twistid ‘madjinashun, DK.
I knew dere wuz reezun I lyked yoo.
**gibs DK a lite schmoo awn himz cheek**
heehee….
Sounds like th3 gurlz havv giltee conshunez.
Yesh, dey duz.
I get teh wadder boddlol wen dey iz doin stuff dey nawt ‘posed to be doin!
Ai kno wot yor tihnking, did ai fyre siks shawts oar onli fieb !!
Wel, tu tel yuu teh troof, in awk tihs eggsitemint I kynd ob lost trakk maiselb. … gawt tu arks yawselb wun qweshton: Du Ai feal lukky? Wel, du ya, punk? …
*breefz fyer*
*teh weppun meltz inn teh hi heet*
wai yesh, ai /duz/ feelz lukky!
Nawt tu bi dragon awn …
Ai spoze a dragon can re-heet himz oan meelz ??
iff i’z kwite caerflol, den ai couldz…
unfoarchunatelee, maekink aiese creeem (liek ai’z abowt tew du, aktchulollee), izz kwite diffiklut tew du, dew tew mah fyery breffs…..
Ifn yoo getz a sneezin fit, den dat meens no moar icee kreems.
wellz, ai jusst hass tew fayse inn a diffurunt direktchun fur wun ai duz datt….
yoo still hazz a poynt dere, tho…
I lubs teh storee of teh wommin who shot a man who robbed hur.
Hur shottid him sicks tiems.
Wen axked why hur shootid him sicks tiems, hur sed, “Wen I pullifyed teh triggur teh sebenth tiem, no bullit comed owt!”
dat sez dat hur haddeded teh wronk weppun!
FINE! I’ll give ‘em back. Geez, yoo put ONE family in peril and suddenlee yoo has a bottel pointed at yoo, and everyone is awl CRAZY. Hmph. Cant eber do NUFFIN’!
yupp…izn’t datt awlwaez teh cayse?
ai haet itt wen datt happenz…
Wunss T3h Sprayz Bawtill
cumz owtz, Kitteh deesydez dat
soon ‘Dayr Will Beez Bludd!!!”
Midnyte Kitteh duz
nawtz wawntz hurtz hurz Prittee Wun,
but diz amz Sho~Daown!
Midnyte Kitteh amz
beeg Clint Eestwuud fan. Feenkz ‘Gud,
Badz andz T3h Uglee’!!
Prittee Wun musst nawt
habz lykedz Burdee dat Kitteh
putzd Prittee Wun’z Bed!!!
Jack.
Sew ur sayink dat kitteh iz sayink, “yoo knoez, dis meenz war!”, liek Bugz Bunneh!
Ohi Draconic Kitteh, hao yu be tonite? We be frens, butt (!!) ai wud lyke tu propurrly meetz yu.
*Extends floofy paw ob frenship*
Ohai, ‘Niser!
iz naies tew meetchoo (propurrlee, dat iz)!!
*eggstendz mai skaelee paw ob frenship*
*a fyoo skaelz fawl awff awntew teh grownd*
Sew gud tu hab a respons dis layte on a Mundane nite an a holly dai weekweekweekend. Ai neededz tu goe tu cheezland fer a bit ob ther ah pee befoar turnin in.
*piks up skayles adn putz dem on de pee ano ware dey beelongs*
Hopes yu hadz a gud holee day tu!!!
ai agreez wiffyoo!
ooh…mebbeh mai piiannow mite sownd bettur nao!
hab a gud holiddai!
Nite nite, sweeps tite!!
dun’t lett teh beddbugz bite!
EEep, bed bugz…..mebbe kittehs snugglin in deh bedz wil keepz demz awai!!!!! Ai noes der iz anubber lyne tu dat fraze, butt (!!) iz tu tyrd tu figger its owt.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz…….nite DK…..Zzzzzzzzzz
wuzzn’t itt sumpfink abowt lite?
ai dunnoez…
‘nite, ‘Niser!
Oh, Jack, ai mist yur ohaikus ober de holidae week end.
4 a fyew dahlers moar, dis kitteh cud ban deh shpray bottl frum herz presince fore ebber!
Insted, hurz wud bai too myools 4 seester sara.
Butt (!!) iffn herz did, see wud bee deh Unforgibeen!!!!!
No one said anythin about baff time
*sniff-sniff* Hmm, smells lyke waddur…
Hay, dat fink is loadid! Kayrful wayr ur poyntin it!
FANK U AWL FOR VOTIN
i LOVe TacOS!!!!
Lol awww! :3 No spray holy water on Basement Cat!