
I has tail extenshun
well dere was a accident wif ma old wun
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I has tail extenshun
well dere was a accident wif ma old wun
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: beemer535is
Teh laytiss fashun!
congratulations, annipuss! *glum look* i am sorry I canna bring my usual beeeeeeautimuss avatar of the sweetpeas to celebrate, WP has been eating all signs of sweetpea for daze and daze, and this is the only way I can nappear.
*brightens* but here, have some Ice Coffeez made from Peruvian Organic Beens.
*hits WP wiv wawkin stikk* Haow rood uv WP – its appy tite gets wuss!
Ebbin Deth taykes a hollydai, but (!) nawt WP!! *shakes floofeh paw*
But iz da spring tiem nd peez nd dere 10 drilz iz in seezun tu nom. Sweetpea just can has tu be kerful nawt tu get pikked.awn
*gma wundurz if eys wud help hur cawfee, wutebbur kined it iz. iz da look- wram rite naow. nawt da best tiem fur it.*
ai is happee dat mai gravatar es styll wurkin evun iffen ai cants linkee tu mai profyle. wp is teh frustraytin sumtymes.
Aifink negst ai will try tu akksessoryze. A pritty littlol hat, mebbeh?
U lykes mai pottid plant tuu?
Itz a littlol raggid cuz ai lykes tu nibblol awn it sumtymz.
Nawt bery nacherul lookin tho!
But it has pritty fevvers! Ai lykes teh fevvers.
Fevvers aer allweighs gud!
ummm, is not your real tale? looks umm, good.
It wuz teh best Ai cud get fur teh monees…Ai haz a datedatedate tunyte
no, rly. it’s…fine.
Maibee a littlol tu much, yu finkees?
Noah. Tu short, purrhaps. Fink abowt it. Yore on teh top ob sum howse wib yore date adn a nasturoid appeers. How du gets down in thyme? Well, iffen yore taykl woz long enuff, yu cud climb down it! Eezy!
Ai cee!!! Klippify it tu teh chimblee and shimmee down tu sayftee! Yu wun smart kitteh!
okay, lessee if dis werks.
Yay! Hello sweetpea (aka mary-o)!
Has u bin hazzing emayo/poasting prollems laytlee?
*nods, sadly*
is et ay klip on oar ay weeve?
Klip-awn. Ai is sittin awn mai reel wun, so deyz nawt weevd tugebbur.
Is natchrul! Onnest!
is mayd frum polly estur, nachurallee?
mite wanna bii caerflol wiff dis kitteh…himz mite yooze itt liek a wipp agaynzt yoo!
Eep! Itz teh cat-o-nyne-fevvers!
*ticklol ticklol ticklol*
*gigglol*
noez, stawpz itt!!
Did de Kitteh need plannin permission fur a next enshun dat siez?
sighz mattuhz.
Nawt nesesarilee.
I say dat foar dis reezun: Hazzent yoo seen sumwun wif beeeg SUV dat nawt kin drybe it?
Butt(!) den there iz teh liddlol sport car drybers dat nawt kin drybe either. There kin only bii wun reezun dey ownz it.
Yoo heerd teh joak involvin teh lolefant, maus an teh Poorsh?
[still pawndering, but iz almoast time foar teh neggst lol]
I gib up.
Googlol it.
If I sed it heer, I wud get boatid awf teh eye-land.
Czech ur emayo, deer wun.
Got it!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Arhalliburton an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, fluffy anjul fud caeks wif fresh starwberreez an wippykreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, brite-colured fishy-shaped water skwirters, kandee, an bottols ob bubblols for blowing!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Fankees, Burfday fairy! Ai’m at (pleh) wurk so ai wud liek sum anjul fud caek wif teh starberreez an wipykreem s’il vu play.
{{{{{{Shatzeesmom}}}}}} yu finkso yu get surbed awn silbur playt? fanceeshmancee er dan ai noze abowt arown heer.
Dont kneed a silber playte…wii eet owt uv “kidney shaped plastic basins” in teh ER when wii be habbin teh karree-inz. Kleen wunz!!!!Ai want tu stress.
Givez poor kitty some privacy. Kitty looks uncomfortable with you staring.
Kitteh – yoo iz beyootimus jest teh way yoo iz. Nawt to needin no natchural enhansemints.
Heads or tails…call it in the air please.
Ur abatar lukks liek a lolofant, but wen Ai did teh trikk 2 maek it bigg enuff 2 see, it ternd in2 a helmit. Wat iz it?
Dats uh tall tayle aifinkso.
O wat a tangled tail we weave …
Srysly, duz mai butt make dis tayle lukk big?
*snerk*
*snikr*
*splurt toofpayste all over the screen*
sorry bout dat!
nite nite!
Purranzel, Purranzel, let down yor tayle,
so dat ai may climb it adn gib yew uh nail. Oh!
Alrite.
**letz down tayle**
Purranzel, Purranzel, let down yor tayle,
so dat ai may climb it adn gib yew uh nail. Oh!!!!
Marmee, Chokklitt Chipz
Kitteh habz ekksellent taystz.
Hurz habz Tukksseedo!
Marmee, Chokklitt Chipz
Kitteh showz awff ‘Meet Lofe Moad’
wiffz ellegantz style!!
Marmee, Chokklitt Chipz
Kitteh habz ebbeefeengz hurz
needz, ekkseptz Rubbinz!!!
Jack.
i haz dat same toy
“The cat with the long sad tail”
i bought it at retail store. also i got 90% off that joke because it expired in the truman administration.