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Ai haz a furstee
U moast sertinly duz
Ob kors u wuznt! Wuz a funneh pun, ryte?
U is kwik adn klebber!
It wuz nawt intenshunul – soe Ai can’t taek ennee credit fur teh clebber!
ai wudnt eben has noetust it iffen yu hadnt menshund it!
Annipuss iz vebi cwebber! An nimbolz wit hur fingurz, tu!
twss
conga rats, anni!
kitteh has eh neis drinkee fur yu!
We free mayks a perfikt brayd! *dans-dans*
*drags ober teh bevridj bar frum teh preebius fred*
*grabs a frawsty glass, pumps teh tap, poars a nyse koald wun*
Whuts ur plezhur, laydees?
jus kold eis waddah, pleis. ai has spent teh dae in teh sun adn hete, adn ai iz brownd tu eh toest!
*fills a tawl glass wiff iyse, hands it tu catena*
Deyrz pichers ob coald waddur, icee tee adn lemmingayd. Ur choyse!
mmm…aisle aide teh lemmings!
Ai wood offur upz mai neu coktilz uf blooberri, cranberri, lemonzaid wit wadka! Iz nummi! Eberibodi kan haz sum with lil umbrellz an a purdy flowar.
Sownds nommilishus, doan mynd iffn ai duz!
*skips teh brolly adn flowr, poars sum inna glass ober iyse*
*sip-sip* Mmm, dat is gud! *shlurp-shlurp-aahhh!*
Thx catena!
tyme tu fais awp tu yur drinkun, kitteh!
Ai is tryin tu!!
taystz bedda iffen yu has tu wurk fur it!
Haw tu fays up tu a drinking prollum – put a mirrur on teh bottom ob teh elebentieth glass.
Almoast.. deyr… juss a littlol… cloasur…
…Uh, oh…
Don’t fall into the glass, kitty,
You might get drunk…
Oar drownded!
Oar drownded adn den drunkifyed!
Wat a lubblee wai 2 goe!
has yoo evur bin drunkt beefor?
“Going through hyperspace is a bit like being drunk.”
“What’s so bad about being drunk?”
“Ask a glass of water…”
eggzacktlee!
Did yu heer abowt teh Irishman wu drowneded after falling in a vat of ginnis adn drinktedying it awl?
ai hurd dey tryd tu reskue hims butt butt hee fawt dem oarf brayvlee.
Him had 2 get owt sebrul tiems fur a baffrume brake.
Wellz, izz passt fibe o’ clawk heer…
Yabbut itz still a Sunnyday.
It’ll be Mundai heer in 40 minnits!
ah…yoo gotz a poynt dere…
Dependz awn ur relijun, ai spoaz. *refills hur mug frum teh keg*
Itz ownly free-foartee heer. *glug-glug-glug*
Mehz…
hmmm…
aifinksew ai’z gowink tew hab annotthur glazz ob milkz…
aifinksew dat ai goez thru /way/ tew mucch ob teh milkz…
can der bee sush ay fing as tu mush mikl??
ai dunnoz…aifinksew dere mite bii…
izz beyink ablol tew drink an entyer gallon wiffin abowt 2 dais tew mucch?
eggspeshualee iff ai duz dat liek awl teh thyme?
(mai parentlol yoonitz sai dat dey shuddob wetn adn bowt a cow…)
Aifink is gud foar a growink boi. U is still growing, yeff?
inndeedz, ai iz…
…
…
mebbeh /dat/ izz wai i’z bin growink liek a weeed laytelee….
nah dat part is verry normaul.
ai knoez datt…ai wuzz juss finksewink dat purrhappz teh mikl mai hab con…kon…mite hap halped teh growwthz…
shur et duz. mlik duz ay bodee gud! eetin alsew contribyoots.
hmmmz….aifinksew dat mai eetink moar contribyootz tew mai growink /owt/, nawt up….
grohwing is grohwing; et awl contribyoots.
Hoal milks has lawtsa fat. Eetink bejitublols gibs u lawts ob bitamiz adn fibur. It awl goez in teh tummeh. Growing needs a gud ballins ob it awl.
aktchulolee, ai nawt drinkz teh hoel milkz…ai drinkz teh skimmmeded tyep…
..
musiclol eerwurm…. ” Gud, gud, gud hydrations……”
*grone*
Well, it could be Handel’s Water Music…
Hoorai! Gud songz!
Tu bad dis song isnt frum teh “Pet Sounds” alblum aifinkso…
Sry. Didint mean to upset (*snerk*) aneewun.
*Ahem*
“Hellooo, I must be going…”
*rekubbers*
*luuks leff, luuks ryte*
Aifawt ai saw a widdlol mausee…
*Scampers back in…*
BOOO!!!
* Touches APs nose…*
BOOP!!!
*Scampers out to The Maus Hole*
TTFN!!!
Eek! um… Oop! um… Whut? Wayr?
Aifink ai has bin offishully boopd, bai teh hedd booper hisseff.
Erm…
lol??
Erm… u doan kno iffn u laffd? Whut did it sownd lyke?
ai dunnoez…itt wuzz a whilol agoez…
Lyf wuz jus nawt teh saym fur teh nawt-sekkund testoob kitteh.
Patrick stoled mi thoughts exactlee…
At least hims gawt uh womb wif uh view.
Kitteh in teh glass at risk ob making uh spekticlol owtta himself.
Oh noes! Kitteh is makin’ isself inta a bonsai kitten. Sylindar shaipd
is like a ferret.
Ai wuz ownded bai a kitteh hoo wantid teh milks in mai glass sew bad seh almoast gotted her hed stuck (she wuzn’t a bebbeh aneemoar). she also nowed how to opn teh pownce treet cans (bunny-kick of treet doom!)
noo iz ma drink!
uh, i has a problum hear. my head iz stuck in glass!
LoL
It looks like a small ferret
It’s frigging vodka, maaaan!