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it wuz teh goggie!
U r fast, catena! Gratz!
thnx!
Izzit daytyme?
awpen yur eeyz, kitteh!
Poofbawl kitteh duz nawt liek teh Yelo Fayse?
dang nabbit! i wuz sew close!!
U wuz awlmoast mistaykin foar a dandy-lyon tuu?
Wye wud u wants tu be?
♫ Brushed furr, orinj hue,
adn ai doan gno wut ai yam gunna do.
Bushy tayle, green eyez,
Ai doan need uh reezun wise.
Dey kom uh runnin’ jes liek dey bii flyin’
coz ebery gurl iz crazy ‘bowt uh dan-dee lion.
Gold collar, kinda bling,
ai ain’t missin’ nawt a singlol fing.
nose pink, scritchablol chin,
wen I step owt ai’m gunna dew yew in.
Dey kom uh runnin’ jes liek dey bii flyin’
coz ebery gurl iz crazy ‘bowt uh dan-dee lion.
Shiny coat, top that,
And ai doan wurry coz my butt’s phat.
Floofy belleh, reddy tew rub,
lukkin’ sharp, lukkin’ foar lub.
Dey kom uh runnin’ jes liek dey bii flyin’
coz ebery gurl iz crazy ‘bowt uh dan-dee lion. ♫
*clappityclappityclappity*
dat wuz wunnermus!!!
On core! on core!!
*clappity clappity uv teh floofy paws*
Dat wuz ossim!
[eats bag ob applols adn stands upon teh left ober bits.]
♫ Ah gawt tew hab uh shawt, ob wut yew gawt itz oh sew cyoot.
Doan wanna make it stawp, eben tho mai brayne’s gunna spewt.
Gimme awl yor lubin’, hugs adn snorglolz of awl sort.
Gimme awl yor lubin’, doan let up until ai splort.
The crash cart yew must stawp, and make sure there’s uh fainting bed.
If ai blow-o my tawp, ducky taip goez upon mai head.
Gimme awl yor lubin’, hugs adn snorglolz of awl sort.
Gimme awl yor lubin’, doan let up until ai splort.
You got to sweep dem up, adn rinse em wif sum clear waddur.
You got to pack dem up, adn seal em wif sum hawt solder.
Gimme awl yor lubin’, hugs adn snorglolz of awl sort.
Gimme awl yor lubin’, doan let up until ai splort. ♫
Haz a impressed.
whu-hu!!!
*flix bik*
no, wuz klosest iz evar bin to bean nawt sekkund!
Ai is nawt a weed. Plz tu nawt yoink meh. Kthxbye.
butt butt yoo iz sew floofy and cyoot!
*rubs up agenst keshetz anklols* Glad u rekonnyzd meh korektly.
Iff ai bloze awn u, wil peeces ob u flote awl ober an maek moar pritty kittehs?
Cheez-Looeez! It’s a Dandylying kitteh! Get into da car!
U has rownd-up inna kar?
*Rownds-up some pesticides* *Throws dem away* Nawt safe for kittehs.
*Hanz pj sum Herbie sides insted*
*Rembers Herbie izza kar*
*Deesides dat wont werk eever*
Ohai, K3K1G! I juss said: “It’s muggy” and apparently, this “”M” word sounds juss like th3 “H” word to kittehs. Snerk! Muggy? Meow meow yess we’re starving! I finkso, dey did it on purpose! *Opens yet another fresh can*
Dey haz u traynd
itt tukk meh a fyoo minnitz tew figger owt wut yoo ment dere…
ai culdn’tt figger owt kwite wut ‘Muggy’ haddeded tew du wiff anefink…
den ai reelized wut wuz menteded….
I was refering to th3 wevver. Dey thought I meant gushiefood time.
Eggzakktlee!
Ai reelized abowt teh wevvur, butt itt wuz kwiet a whilol unntillz ai figgered owt dat itt sownded jusstt a littlol bitt liek h-u-n-g-r-y…
Wuz nawt awbviuss tew meh…
aifinks juss abowt aneefing sownds leik h-o-n-g-r-e-e tu kittehs!
Didju dai FUD
wink: wink: ???? * Yez, plzthx 
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daisaiwut? Fud?? Waer????
*lukkz arownd wiffakwikkness*
waet….
ai maekz mai ownz baycon cheezburgerz…wai izz ai lukkink furr moar fud?
nebbur myned…wuzza stoopee kwestyun…
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Waer izz teh fud??
Iz a fyne day faw a yak (Yet Anubber Kan) !!
*nomnomnomnomnom*
yummeh, fankyoo!
w00t! Many congrats to our Cattails for taking the photo!
And catena and angel plume for sharing the top spot! It’s a sunny day here (for a change) … for drinks and noms, I bring large pitchers of sangria and all the BBQ anything that you want … with all the trimmings.
Lessee, ai had beers adn frooty bodka drinks on teh last lol.
Sangria shudnt be a prollem, ryte? *poars a glass*
Adn heers sum sammin adn shwimp kabobs foar teh barbee.
Ebberywon will like sammin and shwimp!
** takes catena’s paw, angelplume’s paw, and cattails’ paw and we dans dans dans **
Adn ai has teh baycon cheezburgerz, iffn annebuddee wants dem!!
Cattails! Iz dat ur bootimus kitteh? Hoaw lubly!
Aww, fanks! Iz mi neighbor kitteh, Jack. He iz teh floofiest!
Cattails, hab yuu ebber bean temptid .. tu Yoink himz
??
Him practically livs wif us. He visits evry dai to watch teh birds ‘n chippermunks ‘n skwerls in r yard. I had three kittehs whut wud object loudly if he were to come insied, tho.
Hav favrited more pic uf him on my profile, iffn ai can make myself bloo agin. Dun know why ai keep losing it.
ai keyps nawt beeyin ablol tu poastify wen ai yoozis teh linky tu mai profyle. et wurks fur ay bit, den stawps wurkin. *sigh*
If teh cawmints get eetid, contakt teh ICHC cheezis nd complayn !!
Tehy spost tu bi ablol tu fixify tihs !!
ai’d bee havyn tu git en tuch evvury cupplol dais.
* Teh setigns lib in cuukeez; yuu mai hab set yor braoser tu cleer tehm wen yuu eggsit oar yuu mai hab sum anti-spam sawftware duuing teh saim *
Cookiez??
*nomnomnom*
I likes cookiez. I likes spam too. Nice buffet!
* Taiks twu wawter biskits nd putz sum tinnd ham bitwine !! *
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* Mmm, nawt bad
ai agreez!!
Span=awesum!
ai meant ta say ai HAZ three kittehs, nawt HAD three kittehs. They iz sittin here glaring at me. “We can leaf if u want us to.”
Tehy bi bak at dinna-tiem
!! * Nawt runrunrunawai fer gud *
They iz nebber far frum teh fud bowl. Dat tru.
He iz a snorglolable sort (ai hopes!). Diz am teh fird orinj kitteh I’ve met naymed “Jack” – I wunner wai dat myte be?
mai floofy oranj boi wuz naymed Purrceval.
Iz pritty Kansassitty kitty!
He IS byootimus – ai envy u ur 3 cats and Jack. Wish ai cud has kitteh … *sigh*
Have to maik do wif mai virtchooal kitteh Silver.
Cattails picks teh little catterpiller up fur a snorgle and purrs. Yu’ve always got a kitteh here, Upfi.
We’re gonna need a bigger snorlol snorklol.
an dis issa problum beecuz…?
*nodz* datz whut ai wuz finkin, kitteh iz purrtee kyoot.
Dis mite b th3 most floofiest kitteh ever! Skweeee! And dat littlol cyoot nosee!!! Arggg! *Runsawaytolookformoreduckeetape*
pleeze tu taype mii iffn u findify sum?
ai jest hab teh urge tu kisskisskiss dat fayce!!!ai jest canent halp maiselb!!
*fynds sum dukky tayp wif starz an strypes on et
wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap,
wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap,
wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap.*
der yoo goh! afinks dats hao teh cween duz et…
ai iz nawt ay fan uv teh smooshd en nozes. butt butt ai du lubs teh floof!
ai jest fink kitteh iz teh kyoot, maybee cuz ob teh orinj ai donno. **eggstendz floofy paw ob fwendchipz** ai donut fink wii haz ooofishually meetid afore. neictumeetchu
*aggsepts floofy frendlee paw*
iz nawt teh kittehs fawlt hims gotsa smooshed en fayc, sew ai duzzent hold et aginst him. butt butt ai wuld hold teh floof aginst mi iffen hims lets mi!
**nodz**
ai noez whut u meenz. der bee a splort alert fur dis wun aifinkso.
Kitteh lukks liek Wilford Brimley in Cocoon.
Must bii saying, “Take mii tew yor weeder.”
LOL
Hii (oar shii!) am uh ohai-grass kitteh!
Spray!
*blowz owt breff reelee kwiklee*
didd teh seedz goez ebberewaerz?
Iff sew, den wii culd biiz habbink a noo crop ob lolcatz inn teh spring!
ai seez his dandylyon minions dere in the backgrownd
Ahh! Deyr dey izz!!
*taekz seccund lukk att kitteh*
hmmz…dat orinj (nawt poysin) duz maek dat kitteh lukk kwiet kyoo–
*splort*
ooh noez dk iz down.
*dragz in CCC*
*sweepiez up da bwanez inna pile*
*rinses wif lemming waderz**
*putz bak inna hed cabitee**
*ducky taypez fingz bak inna playce**
*putz on CHRG wdoi and sekurez dem down**
*handz dk a choklity pussum and a showt ob crown, gibz himz a warm blankie*
plz tu nawt luuk at teh kyoot kitteh till u are bery musch strownger.
Oh noes, DK is down!
Lessee – drag drag ober the CCC hampur.
Sweepee up the braynes
Pick out the dandylyum fluffs (not wanting to start a weed isshooo)
Rinsify with sparkloling mineral wadders
Replace braynes to branium cabbits
Puzzlol tewgevver teh hed bones
tapify sekurely wif the ducky taype wif teh ducks onnit
Apply noo CHRG w/doi
Lead DK to the recubbery lownge- here’s a cool drinkie and a choklit possum
Please tew be cayreful wif the floofs in the fyuchur!
Wao…ai gitz dubblol recubberee!
Fankyooz!
*nomz awn chokklit*
Ai jus wan tu gib many hugz wif dis sweeet dandy lion. Such a darwing luv. Wan tu be lyk TJM an kiss dat fayze too. needzy da supr duckie tayp……hurwee……..wifaberyfasqwiknespweez
soopryzinglee ai has sum dukky tayp lefted aftur halping tjm.
*wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap,
wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap,
wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap*
der ya goh! fink uv pleh fings an onlee luuk at teh kitteh en smal dohsis.
Fank yu keshet, yu sabed mai fum lozin bwains ‘n awl. No splort now. awl snuggie an purrness
*purrrrapurrraprawwwwapurrrr*
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testiness continues. am I still invisiblol? hrmph.
hmm. Well, I can see me . Anyone else?
whu sayd dat??
I kin seeing u!
Noep, ai canz sii yoo!!
wai, didd yoo has an inbisibilitee cloakk?? ‘cuz iff yoo duz, ai wudd liek tew has wun….
Ohai! Iz gud seeing u vizziblol heer! i nawt seeing u lateley, oar iz i nawt seing me lotz heer lately?
Whattever! Helo dere Ms. Mary0!!!
*Haz a pleesed*
OK, peeps, wheer u putz teh noms? Mary nees sum!
Wel, tahts jus fyn n dandy
!!
Liek tihs:
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Ime goanna hald mi breff nd cownt tu elebenty until …
Ninetee, tendee elebenty! Ready or nawt, heer I come!
Wot? I wuz stil eeting
!!
* Runrunrunrunrunupatree *
*Chasesupdatreewiffafiercness* Pb, watcha got der? Nommie fuds? Cheezburgers? Cookiez?
A roach !!
!!
No, nawt taht tiep ob roach !!
Teh crunchee tiep
Heer, yuu wont cat chup wib yorz ??
Mmm…cat chup makes evvreefing bedder. Uh, oh, *sees big lightnings* *Yoinks gud tiep ob roach* *runs down tree an hides under da howse* *heers big funder* HFW! (*hides fera while*) Big funnerstromes here!
Funnerstawms ?? Wot em ai duing in tihs tree ?? * stawms awf *
*shakes puny fist at WP*
Wayt…wut foar??
hay wayt…yur abbitar jusst chaynjed!
Teh kehtti a noosaince?
he be messin up ur lown
weed?
duznt matter wut u call him
you can’t get rid of Dandy-Cat
-QM
Breeds like that shouldn’t even exist.
You try eating and breathing with your face turned inwards!