
Yu there! Boy! Peel me anudder kanary!
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Yu there! Boy! Peel me anudder kanary!
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An mayk it snappee!
Congrats, OCM!
Thx Anni! Aifinkso ai shood hav sed “an mayk shor deres no fevvers leff” butt(!) ai nawt cood fink farst enuff!
Yay fer Ozcatmum wif a solo tawp spawt! Numbrella drinkies fer ebreewun!
Kin Ai hab a hawt drink plz? It’s cawld an damp heer 2dai!
sirtenlee! *pours a glarse uv hot cyder an maiks a lil numbrella owt uv a sinnimon stik anna lemon slyce*
Thx BF! *sipsip* Thx PB as wel.
Anni u cood hav a numbrella tu kepe teh rayn awf! Ur wevver seams liek PBs, an is teh rong seezun fer u tu hav sew much rayn an cawld.
*beets norty rayn wiv stikk*
We hab had a dry spel an teh gardins nead sum rayn – I manijd 2 get 2 teh shop an hoem agane wivowt gettin wet!
Wel dun! *feels bad abowt beeting much kneaded rayn*
Itz goanna bi berri snappy aftah itz pealed !! * nd cawld, tuu !! *
Con Hairy Relationz tu yuu, OCM
!!
ai never herd uv a snappee kanary, do it tayste diffrunt frum yelloh wunz?
aifinkso it taist lyke chikkin!
Ai haz a hongree
An bring meh a numbrella drink, wile ur at it!
* Bringz a drink nd a numbrella *
!!
Ai donut tihnk itz goanna rayn
Muss bi teh Canary Eye Lens !! * Kittee thott it wuz cannery islannz *
Mebbeh nawt. Kitteh wood shorlee liek teh canary eye lands moar – nawt knead a can opina!!
Did u noe dat teh name Canary cums frum teh latin werd fur goggie?
Miss, Miss, Miss !! Pik Mi !!! * Iz liek canine !!
*
Rly? Wai? Wuz tehre wyld goggies on eyelens wen teh Roamins gotted tehre?
Ai lurvs teh trivias!
Ai fink dat wuz teh reezun, butb Ai doan’t noe ebbrifing!
Oar uppozubble fumbs, eevur!
Ohai Damiana! Ai nawt seed u forebber!!
Oh hai, OCM! I haz been nawt posting sew much, butt(!) I haz been luuking at teh LOLz ebbery dai, just tew keep up. Skewl iz awlmoast owt, adn tehn I can spendz much moar tiem heer wif teh cheezpeepz! Hao u iz?
Grapes are good
Loliday kittee shud catsh himz oan canariez but palmz awf teh jawb !!
Wotz himz duing at teh beech ??
Big sandbox? Yu figgers it owt! *evil*
o.O
!!
* Bringz owt a “Beech Kloasd” sine *
Wotsh yor step
!!
Himz jes enjoying teh sun.
Teh sun of teh be… Oh, nebermind.
Speekin ob sun ..
… wairz himz sunblok ?? Doan wont tu looz himz noaz nd eerz tu
sun-baikin wibbowt UV30 !!
Applies zinc oxide tew kitteh’s tip bits adn shows kitteh an edumacayshunal film.
Wel, ai nebber knu ….
Um, wuz Ai spozed 2 fynd dat hillairyuss? ‘coz Ai did!
Wayting foar himz kanary!!
Bad ol’ putty tat! Yew fwighten mii! Yew maik mii witto hart quiber!
Ohai, ebbrybuddy! Big noos heer – Kafleen teh Donkey is sleepin in mai frunt rume rite naow!
Seh camed up from California to PDX fur todai’s Cheezmeet. Teh trane was teh big advenchur, and BIG ADVENCHURS ARE TEH PLEH! Late, crowdid, tehy tride to givvin awai her seet…butt seh stuck tu it! An wen seh gotted to Portland, gess wut stoopy Cheezpeep losted mai car kees, an we wuz annuvver hower laet!
Butt sumhoaw seh surbibed it (wifout hoofin any Amtrak peeps) an iz reddy to party – wen seh waeks up!
Gib hur a hug frum me plz!
* Lawng distenz hugz {{}} *
Yay yay YAY!!!! Big hugs tew awl at teh cheezmeet an hav a wunnerful tyme!!! *haz a lil jellus*
ai hazza liddle jellus too – wuld liek to meet teh peeps on teh west koast! But – we be habbing a liddle cheezmeet heer tudai! Lubsorinjwuns iz coming to Noo Yawk!!
yay! haz fun!
Ohyeshyeshyesh – wi will! Bluesfan, Plasticat an ai wuz tawkin bowt yu teh otter dai…wi iz plannin to go to Salem Mass fur bakayshun. iz yu far awai frum dere?
bowt maybee an hower awai frum dere butt ai admitz ai doan travel much an doan kno teh areea at awl. Ai tends tew bee a hoam-bodee (ie boring) caus ai haz sum issuez wif mai kneez an leggsis an doan walk bery wel sumtymes.
pleez tew gib Eva teh Diva sum chin chucks an hed skritches frum meh?
wen wil ur bakashun bee?
bakayshun be teh nawtsekund week uf July.
Diva say fankies fur teh chin chucks an hed skritches!
U is in Noo Yawk? Ai is in Noo Choisey.
Hab fun wif ur cheezmeet!
twuz teh fun!! ooo – Noo Choisey nawt TOO far awai! Plasticat an ai wuz finking uf maybe going to NYC fur hiz birfdai in August, an dat nawt far frum NJ at awl!
aww <3 hab a gret tyme u awl!
n dunt waek beardonkeycat frum hybernashiun
No wai – iz typin wif my pooter onna mute buttin! Beardonkeycat is wore owt.
An seh has tolded me taht Popdonk – DO NAWT WANT!
Glad she mayd it an wish u awl hav a wunnermuss tiem todai!
happeetayl shee mayd et sayflee! has a gud tyme!
I wanna be dis kitteh’s slayv! Him iz awn teh beech!
Red, who haz had enuf of teh sunnee-beechiz in KY….
Hoapfully kitteh will tweet Red niser dan yuthere boi.
**nodz**
Yeah, I’m tyred of bein tuuk foar grantid.
**gibs NC a beeg SCHMOO**
I lubs ya, man.
**bak atcha kiddo**
Ai guess iz beddur dan bein tuuk foar ransum.
Depenz awn who teh kidnappur iz….
Oh mai. Stockholm syndrome. Yew can haz it?
Norway will she succumb to Stockholm Syndrome. She’s too Swede.
@@@
Yew didn’t let mii Finnish. Why yew Russian mii?
Ai wuz gunna say, “Ai doan finkso, but ai jes fot Alaska.”
ai doan czech eet…*confuzzled*
Yeeeesh. Cood be inneresting! Fyrmens mebbeh?
summertyme…
and teh wivving iz eezy… *singsingsing*
♫ Feesh r jumpin an teh cotton iz hi.. ♫
*distributes Just Say “No, Thx” pamphlets to teh cotton*
teh cotton bee bolled over by ur koncern
sorree, taht wuz weevil uv meh
Sry, I has to leave this thread.
(Srsly, I has a lunch date wif my sweetie.)
It did hab uh sirtan gin a say wut.
Ohai lcb! It tooked mii furebber to desif…disyf..figger dis owt…aifinkin ‘Y sayn no to teh cotton’??? cotton bez teh good, afinkso…mai dixlesya, let me show you it!!
*whispurrs*
aifinks lcb is triyin tu halp teh cotton says noh tu teh druggs.
Ohai keshet!! *wispurrs bak* fan Q! ai fine ally fingered owt wut seh meened… had to reeding it elebenty tymes.
I never thought I would envy a cat as much as I do rite nao…
Ohai Claregurl! U finisht wiv teh eggsamz nao?
Yesh! I took mai last exam on Fursday, so am nao on Summer vacation!
*puts on sunglasses*
Carp! Ai lukked at dis lol wun tew many times. Nao ai gawt an eerwurm.
Ai woan tell yew wut it iz, but it involves uh pineapplol adn geometric trousers.
Ohai nativeca66! *extends floopy paw of frenship* Ai iz a noobie trien tu figgur awt da terrrmmin….tereminnnnol…werds. Wotsa “eerwurm”?
ohai MKM!
eerwurm bee wen sumwun menshuns a sawng er fraze an den u kant git it owt uv ur brainium
Ohai MKM. *extends floopy
paw bak*
Yesh yesh, wut BF sed.
Ohai BF! Fankees beri muchly fur dat explane ayshun!
Ai getz eerwurms all da tyme…must bii wye Ai cantz membur emportent tings lyke “wehre did Ai paark da kar?”
*sings* “Oh, ai cant git it awt ob mai hed”!
♫ oooooooooh whoo livs inna pineapplol unner teh see ♫
Nooooooo. Ai doan fink dey were reddy kaptan.
SpongeSkwareBobbPants!!
Ohai MKM! *eggstends floofy kaliko paw in frenship* iz that yur kitteh in yur pic? hazza prittee fays….
Ohai uniquekitty! *gentelly shakeez kaliko paw* Izberrinieztumetechu!!
Yezz…dats mai MayneKoon kitteh wiff da saweeet fayce adn da hugemongous bunnee feeteez! *tee hee*
bunnee feeteez!! *gigglols* we hazza kitteh we kawl “Bunneh” cuz hur gots long legses an a stumpee tayl!
neethur duz hee.
Ohai keshet! *extenz floofy paw uv frenship* Izberinieztumetechu!
Iz troo, him duzznt luk rite…adn dats wy wii luvz him sew muchly!
*aggsepts floofy frendlee paw*
aifinks hims nawt rite en teh hed ethur.
Ohai MKM! *eggstands pinkie paw ob frenship* Yur kitteh am pritteh! pssst *wispurrs* we has teh saym burfingdai
*gentully shakes pinkie paw wiff big whyte bunnee paw of frenship* Mostlee, mai kitteh iz jus pritteh BIG!! (doan tell her ai sed dat, kthx! *tee hee*)
ooh – i lub BobbSkwareSpongePants!!!
*eggstends floofeh paw of frendship*
Nyse to meetcha!! and welcome to this happeh plaice!
*hands MKM and chonklit martoonie and sum champagne chonklit trufflols inna gold boks*
*sipsipsips da chokklit martoonie and kairfully opins da beeyotifol goald boks wiff pointee endz adn den noms a truffle*
OOOH dats GGGGUUUUDDDD stuff!!
Manee, manee fankees Nennepus!! Iz wunnermus tu metechu!
*extends floofy paw wiff littlol smeers of choklit on it* Ooops…sorrwee bout dat! *whipes paw*
Ohai, MKM! Welkum to cheezland!
*extents tufty-toed paw of frondschip* Ai lubs the Mainely Clowns (mai Billy is partly MaineCoon, he’s berry sweet and berry silleee)
kitteh hassa cabanah boi!
ai wunt wun.
mee tew! mee tew!!!
mee fwee! mee fwee! *lol*
at leest wee has teh YNGs.
*heds tu NB*
mee fourz!! dat wud be wunnermus aifinkso.
Me free!!! Anna pool boi, anna kar warsh boi, anna frond wayving boi, anna anna anna fyremens
an YNGs tew!!! Mai inner cooger, let me show you her
I’m afraid I don’t find skinned canaries a-peeling…
Oahi cathulhu! Afinkso wenawt fur milly meeted. *Extens pinkie paw ob frenship* You am berry punny! Cood you plz to splayn yur naym? kthxshaykspaw
ai bleev iz a cheezlandified an bery klever ref tew Cthulhu, kreeatd by H P Lovecraft
*wisppurrs*
ai’s nawt wun tu spred gawsip, butt butt ai herd hims muthur issa kitteh an hims fathur issa eldur gawd wif lots uv tentikuls. has yoo evur hurd uv HP Lovecraft?
*nods* ai hurd taht tew. skayrree an cayute at teh saim tyme.
Greetings *Extends slimy tentacle of “world dominat-”, sorry, friendship*
Ny name is a play on words, concerning the Lovecraft creature Great Cthulhu. I am the result of an unholy union between a cat and Cthulhu, hence “cathulhu”.
The main problem is trying to groom yourself when you’re always dripping slime.
*tehehe* u madez mai dai cathulhu!
pweez assept mai fwoofee paw uf fwendship *adn pweese let mi liv*
*Aceepts littlolfairee’s paw of friendship*
Don’t worry, I’m somewhat more friendly and nicer than Cthulhu.
whut’s to explain? One-whose-name-must-never-be-said, plus cat. Pretty scarrey stuffs!
butt butt hims noh reelayshun tu voldemort!
*sprinkles Happee Day dusst ober awl da Cheezpeeps*
Gotta skoot owt da dorr fur nao! Bu-byeeeee!
hazza grate dai!
Caturday iz alwaiz a grate dai!
twoo!