
Forget it. The last time you said we were wrestling I ended up having 8 kittens.
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Forget it. The last time you said we were wrestling I ended up having 8 kittens.
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shudda nown wen yu sed nawtee bahn!
come grab yor relayshenz, catena !!
Must be wun ob dem owtbakk hillbilly kittehs
mai Meggie adn Joe ar arkensaw kittehz (ehpologeez tu arkensaw)…
dey ar unclol adn neis, adn ai tink dey awlsoe haff-brudder adn haff-sistah.
…Ell-Ay-Aych-Oh-Emm-Ay Oaklahoama, OKay!
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Congratz, Catena! Sillybrateree sips an noms ennywun? Shampaign? Crakkerz an cheez?
Oyesh, pleis!
*haz eh hungree*
Dinna tiem fer u? Brekky tiem foar meh. Wear u trabling tu foar werk nekst week?
noe wear!
ai has eh stretsch wif noe trabbuls!
den eh bak-tu-bak.
Gud foar teh brake frum werk trablols! U bin tu Yuroap alreddi? Larst week? Oar suun?
fixing teh situation….
Pls tu xcyusing mii foar hanging dis heer?
Ai bin owt ob tuch foar wut-feals-liek furrebbur, an stil nawt hassing teh tiem yet tu caching up wif awl teh happnigs.
Ai gottid dis sad mesij frum PrysmaKitty froo teh Buk ob Faysis, an ai passing it awn liek seh askings:
‘Please say some prayers to any deity you choose that my Loki has an easy trip across the Bridge. Severe congestive heart failure, very poor prognosis (and I trust my vet absolutely), so the only way to love him is to let him go. Cheezpeeps, could you pass this on? I don’t know when I’ll be back — but Seanya will pass on messages. :`-(‘
Ai sends lawts ob luvving beems tu PK an Seanya, an prairs foar strength in dere saddniss.
{{{HUGGS}}} tu teh hoal prysma clan.
{{{{{PK}}}}}
{{{{{Seanya}}}}}
{{{{{Loki}}}}}
Tahtz sad nyuz
{pk}
Gud tu seeing u agen, NW… sorry is unner such serkumstansez.
{{{PK, Seanya, Loki, adn awl teh furbebbehs}}}
Adn sum tu u foar passin dis awn {{{nicewitch}}}
{{{{{{{Steph & Loki}}}}}}}
{{{{{{Steph an Loki an Seanya an Trick an Angel}}}}}}}
yoo has made a difrins in mai life! ai rellee admires yoo fur helpin teh kittehs!
U fyte dirtee
lyke a wield cat
*ahem* ai is a wyld cat. rawwrrr!
RRAAWwrrrr #$%#@$#@
Sawree !! Ai juss felt a littlol raw-cuss
fightin tooth and nail.
Juss doan lettit turn intu a maylay.
Ohhh I see what you did there with the month and “the act”
*wispurrz* yeff, is a pun run…
Try tu add anobber, ravver den brayk teh trend!
Aifawt datz whut u wuz duin wiff “toof adn nayl”… kitteh fyte!
*My bad, sorry*
Its a cat-astrophe when there is fighting?
I would, but I don’t want to be punched in the kisser.
Is much bedderer wen dey gets lokkd in a duel.
Ohai torchrain! Iz dat a lolofant in ur abatar? Cyoot!
yoo gitz teh wyld kitteh treetment
wun tihng leedz tu anubber !!
An befaw u noe it deres a hole litter!!!
No wont refuse ….
Wal dats rubbish!
Bin dare, dun taht !!
Butt(!) nawt throw awai enny nyoo opperchunitee.
* PB iz tihnking ob thro awai lionz *
U noe watz nekkst…..
Nao, doan get “car”ied awai !!
“You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life! ”
* luuks fer a kwik eggsit .. *
Aifinkso dats enuf PUNishmint fer wun moarning. Ai muss goe an du sum mahking.
Seeya layta, PB!
Doan lettem gedd awai wib enni bad spellink !! * Hoo Roo *
Jsut got home frum teh porkland Cheezemeet. Wii met at Teh Tea Zone in Porkland. Two Minions, TessM, JD (aka Dr.Ebil) and Darthmommy. a cupple ob otters I dew nawt rememberr wuz dare. Our special guest Wus Our Berry own Donkey, Kaffleen!
A good thyme was had buy awl. and we dranked a lot ub tee, tew!
Yay! Must be grayt tu meets cheezfrens in persun.
Fur teh record (45 rpm) teh ovver Cheezpeeps wus Divakitty up frumm Salem an Jamamakitty, daon frum Auburn (awmost Skedaddle). Wif Kafleen, we hadded peeps frum free staets!
yay fur teh cheezmete!
We cud has wun in NorCal tuu. Papaz bin kast in teh furst tuu playz (at leest) at teh owtdoor Orinda feeatur. Teh furst starts dis upkumming Fridegg adn runs fruowt Joon, adn teh negst starts mid-Jooly. We cud has dinnur (oar a pikinik in teh park) folloed by a sho! Ai will poast teh detaylz erly negst week wen deyrz moar peeps luukin. Wud be grayt iffn u adn sum ob teh obber NorCal peeps cud cum!
aifinks dat wuld bee teh awwsum! ai neads tu fynd owt wen mai famblee is gittin tugethur fur Joon burfdays.
Shoz ar Fri-Sat 8:30pm Jun 4 – 26, plus a Sunday matinee (teh 13ff at 4) adn an addishunul Furzday sho awn teh cloasing week (at 8).
Glad u had a gud tiem! OnleeKitteh waz berry sad she coodn mayk it. Her had teef fixifide an nawt aloud tu dribe.
Ohai catslave. It wuz berry nise to meet yoo todai.
Grate tee, too!
ai ohailee rekkomend teh Tao of Tea, butt butt ai is byasd syns is oand bai mai cuzzin-en-law.
no meens no. *slaps kik kik kombo*
Erm…
*snerk*
ai has nuffink eles tew sai…
oar juss kome tu teh nawty barn an reelacks.
U gots ironin dat needs duin? Dey gud at dat.
ai has lawndree, dishis, sweepin, an yardwurk dat neads duin…
Papaz gettin reddy tu mow teh lawn nao dat itz gettin a littlol kooler. Him duzznt let meh yooz teh pyooter unsooperbyzed, but heel keep chekkin in soaz ai can play wiff mai cheezfrens.
aifinksew datt ai’z gowink tew taek dat secund awptchun….
ohz, ai canz fink ob sumfink, butt (!) iz besst iff ai nawt sez itt heer….
*walkz awff tew teh NB*
duzzn’t mattur…
ebben iff dere /iz/ a wai tew sai itt, ai nawt knoez dat…
wut ai /duz/ knoez, ai nawt can bii sayink…
hehehe…
ai meenz, ai probablee /could/, butt ai’d hab tew figger owt hao tew sai itt…
Iznt dat whut dis syte is awl abowt?
Figgerin owt hao tu sez stuff in fun adn klebber wayz?
It has bin free owerz sins u nawt-sekkund poasted.
Duz u needs moar tyme? Sokay, ai can wayt.
*distrackts AP wif tois an shinee fings*
*run-skrabblol-chayse-forwurdflip-pawgrab-bunnehkikk!*
*goez in serch ob teh fevver toiz*
*ticklols Ap’s nose wiff fevver-toys* Goochee goochee!
*snerf-snooflol-sneez!*
*luuks leff adn ryte*
*luuks up… swats at teh fevver-toy*
*jump-swatswat-runinnasirclol-bakkflip*
wichwaydidditgoe…wichwaydidditgoe
*giglols frum under da cowch* Hee hee!
*heers a faynt gigglol*
*run-run-chayse!*
*spins arown, luuks leff adn ryte*
*stawks arown teh libbin ruum…luuks unner teh kowch*
Rawwwrrr! *bunnykicks* Oooh, wait. Shineefings… *faints*
Rawrr! Whut? Shynee? Wayr?
Hello? *pat-pat onna hedd* U wayks?
*luuks at klokk* Is pritty layt foar u… is u sleepy?
*pat-pat*
*Zonks* *Dreams of shinee fings*
*tukks pjp inna warm cheezmap blankee*
*turns owt teh lyte*
Sweet dreems, mai fren.
*tiptoez owt*
Sew, Ai sed tu teh wief az wi woz goen tu bed,
“Du yuu wont tu go tu sleap nao or whott ?”
adn shi sed, “Whott ??”
Sownds tu meh lyke she choozinged teh obber opshun. *nods*
Tv.
octomum
*kksnerkk*
Kittinz
Sigh, the kewts
remines mii ob a sayin ai cannut ermembur hoo sedd it:
(abraham linkkin?)
“No matturr hao mush cats fite, tehr always bii kittuns”
Yup, dat was Link-on. Him good cat purrson an purresident.
Muchly Funny~~~@@