
Lesson 37: It takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 muscles to reach out and smack you
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Lesson 37: It takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 muscles to reach out and smack you
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: sparkybalboa
adn jus tu moyr tu skratch yur fais.
Kwik fingas, Catena! Conskratches tu u!
HURRAY furr Catena……Nawt Sekund.
Comegraburelations!!!! Wut kynd of Noms wood yew lyke ?
jus sum supe, pleis. ai has eh horrublol kold, adn ai kent tayst ennetink.
aww, sew sawree u nawt feline well catena
{{{Cantena}}}
*sends beems foar Catena*
*scratches cold wif pointy ends*
Hans catena a beeg bawks ob softee tishues adn a nyce bull ob hawt home mayd chikkin supe. Der der…yew will fill beddur sooon.
Heer’s a softee blankee an some lulleebye moosik and a noo pillow two. Git some rests and eets yur supe an feelz better.
And an nyse cuppa lemmin tee wif hunnee – an lorvlollee chyna kyp wif dansing kittehs paynted awn itz, an hunee jarr shaypded laik an bair, a sylbur tee spune, adn an lynin napp kin (servy-yet foar tohse inz TTI), awl serbded awn a prettee trai.
{{{Catena}}} feal awl bedderer sune, k?
*coff, coff* ai nawt feel so gud either- bats eyes at Italiana- enne tea fur me???
Tee fur awl! Lawtsa priddee tee kuppz, awlsoetu!
thx, yu tu!
Yeah. Thx.
Way to go, Catena! Leading the 5-way macrame. Congrats to Catena, OCM, NS, Anni, and littlolfairee
Eye bringzes choklink assortmints, esspressooo, appeetizerz, hawt bred an hunney budder, and margareetas! Digz in…..nuff furr eberybody.
Ooooooh! Hawt bred – yum!
Ohai Nomnomburp – ai nawt fink we meetid. *extendz floofy paw awl teh wai frum Orstralea*
Ohai, ozcatmum. Orstralea! Wowz, eye awlwayz wunted to bisit dere. Muss be a BEOOTEEFILL puhlayce.
*ticklols floofy paw, den gibs a lubbing hed nudge to ozcatmum*
IS a byootiful plais. A bit hawt an dri at tiems, butt(!) lubblee. U in teh US? Is menny byootiful plaisis dere aifinkso, butt(!) ai nebber seed dem in RL. Juss awn teebee an maggerzeenz.
Eye is inna yew ess. Eye libs inna dessert in Areezona! Iz byootiful dough. Lossa pertty kullers ryte naow kuz wee hadz a nyce wett wintur…eberyfink is bluumin. Eye lyks to hyke da mowntins woff my fiancecat too.
ohai, NomNomBurp! *eggstense floofy hand of frenship* (tee, hee, ai lykes yore nayme!)
oooooooo …. hot bred and hunnybudder ??? haven’t had that for elebenty years … o, fank you, NNB.
Yur berry welkumb o a p
Ohai! Eye done finkso wee hab meeted beefore.
*ekstends floofy paw ob frendschip*
Nebber akshurlee seed hunnybudder, butt(!) ai lyks hunny an budder, sew ai gess iz wunnermuss!!
It is wunnermuss…iz wipped budder wiff hunny wipped intoo it. It is heben on erf wen yuu puts it own fresshy hawt howm bayked breds.
Mmmmmm.
***nomnomnomnom**
fankiez NNB, dis is wunnermus.
So bee hayv!
mai fwend uzet tu saz “tellz mii whut a hayv iz an ai beez wun” himz wuz goofie aifinkso.
Smakkin moar fun, aifinkso.
Sabe enerjee!
*THWAP*
Owie!
pls to stop the violins!
ohai ms emily latella
Plus yore hed iz soooo conveenyant!!
oranj yu glad tu sii mii?
Yesh! Iz tuu byootimuss orinj kittehs afinkso!
Ai nead teh eggsirsize, so Ai’m frounin!
jump tu konklushunz
spin aot awf kuntrol
turn awn a dime
(Hay, ai fownd a dime!)
tern awf a lite…
*puts in hurr too sense*
didid enipeepz findz a dime. ai losted 1 jus a minut ago.
leep ahed ov maisalf
[runs awf at teh mouth]
Runz owt uv eye deerz!
[jogs anni's memory]
Ducks an cuvvers
Ai fink Ai jogged him tew hard, Inigo.
*wawks awayz*
eekonimee uv moovmint, kitteh haz it!
Evangilist kitteh sez “Bee healed, mai bruvver!”
Yesh, ai lykes dat wun bedderer!!! Ai thawt it luk moar lyke de kitteh wuz makin frennly jes ture dan dat himz wuz smakkin!!
WOAH! i can seez furrebber!!
an inna diz kornr
ginger 1
an inna da odder korner
ginger 2
nao shkez da pawz an den .. da furr be fliing.
1 ringydingi, 2 ringidingi.
tyme 4 napzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing.
den nommmmmmmmmmmmin.
den maybi bak 2 da kungfood fightin.
Wen ai waz smorl mai littlol sis an ai wood plai ressling/bawksing in teh lownj ruum, wiv sorspin lidz tu clang foar teh start. We wood dansdans rownd teh ruum wiv fists up. Waz funnee at teh tiem.
mii 2.
looong tyme agoez, mi twinn sistr an mi wud wrestel an box an jumpz aroun hour bedrum. mii mom wud kall up frum da downstarez “what’z goin on up dere. (libbin rum chandaeerz wud swaa). da ansir ob korse… nuuthin.
heer…ai ficks dat kowlik…
*skwap skwap skwap…*
*WHOMP!* nauw stae dere!
u b likin a kow… yuuuuuck..
*ponderz* wha duz a kow tastez lik?
beef!
tastz lik feet?
*putz on bifocules* oh beef… alsew yuuuuuuuck.
Fat Freddee Kitteh
amz Ornjj Tukksee dat duz nawtz
cayr 4 yunngsturr’z sass!
Fat Freddee Kitteh
habz bawtull brush tayl dat getz
beegurr andz beegurr!!
Fat Freddee Kitteh
habz lawtza payshunss. Mayz teetch
yungsturr a lessunn!!!
Jack.
*klappyklappyklappyklapp* Hoorayz! Beautimouse powetree Jack. Eye LUBS
Ai dunno, Jack. Himz luks pritty dosile. Butt dat tale….himz gotz de raccoonie tayle. Muss bee a Maynlee Coonie crossober….oar mebbe a Norweejan Forrist Cat mixup!!
Ai dubbs thee “Ser Ginjalot”
Gud! Teh moar smilols in teh werld teh bedder!
O an fanks.
Eye habs a piktur butt ( ! ) et doeznawt shoow upz wen eye posts. *powts wif da sad fayce*
U habs a pikshur in ICHC? U kneads a logon an pikshur in wordpress.com tu hav an abatar heer. U hav dat yet?
know….I nawts hab dat. Eye dinnot nose!
NNB, haz u seen teh wunnerful site hower frend cweenmj set up? Iz cawld teh cheeztown cryer an is chok ful uv info fer noo cheezpeeps taht is ful uv awsum an win, lyke haow tew haz a abatar an maik ur naim awl bloo an clikky an sew awn. Here is linkee, jus klose up teh spaise
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/
alzo peeps post annownsmints awn it an updaits awn frends whoo iz sik er borkd an o so much moar!
YAY Wut a wunnermus syte
Eye finks I gawts da bloo naym adn a pikshur naow. Wets sea…
yesh u dew! yay!
NNB an BF473, Ai hab mush pwobwem wif abitar an de ober tings–coonfussion. AI go tu whear yu sai an maibay can finawy haz abitarz… want! Fankyusoberymushfurhalp
Ohai lunafish! Ai hoap u kan finds teh halp dere, izza bery bery gud plaise fer noo cheezers tew git teh infos!
ok…eye didz it. Wheel wach tew sea iffing it werks..Sayd eet kuld tayk tyme tew wurk
Oh – ai forgot tu sai – u knead tu log owt ov WP fer it tu sho bloo. Ai had fergawten, naisalf.
Such an eggspert ai am.
An tehn itz spozed tu werk….an be bloo…. *sigh*
*givs up an goze tu bed*
Nite nite peeps.
I lubbs it, tew!!! wunnerful!
Fanks kitkay. U orrite?
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kitkay}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
MAWM! Himz hitted mih inz teh fisst wif himz fayse!
nao, nao brodderz, b mice 2 oneanudder.
Yer it!
*chaysiz nc66*
Gotcha!
aww, html fayle, wuz posed tew bee big print *powts*
Yu’ve gawt durrt awn yur noes, bai teh wai. Didded yu knoe? Jsut tehre …”
heer lemme git taht fer u…. *BOOP*
Awwww … an noes BOOP! Taht maided mai dae!
*smylolz frum eer tu eer … adn bakk*
*BOOPz bakk*
Noe uvver Hairy Poddur fanses owt tehre inz Cheezeland?!
*krawlz bakk unner teh Invizz … Invuss … Yu-Kan’t-Sea-Mih Kloak*
forgot ’bout taht scene…
gud books!
ai lurvs teh Harry Potter!
Ai knowd teh seen u wuz reffin but sinse Hermione dint boop Ron on teh noze…well, ai jus thot it hadda bee dun
oh butt(!) dere iz!!
ai lurve lurve luuuurves teh HP audiobuuks!
testy, i can be
test, numero dos
Teh floofee kitteh luuks jus liek my Skimble frum teh bak.
that is the most hilarios thang eber!