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Fankies, catena.
*Gavvers carosue, catena, an AP & heds fur teh TyeBooteek*
Mebbe dey has teh kitteh bakk-skritcherz adn massaj roller-fings!
nawt much!
Hmm, u reely duz has thin skin, duzznt u?
Heer, has sum bandajez…
ai cud bii rolphen…
Strutchural integrayshun wanna make yew *belch chunks?
Yor doin’ it rong aifinkmaybee.
*Tekniculur yawn
Oral sacrifice
3-D burp
Gastro geyser
Yodel in teh porcelain canyon.
Akku-punksh-massazh
…nawt neerly as much as gettin ur tayl choppd awf!
Poor kitteh. Ai hoap him wuz borned dat way.
*wringz pawz nurvusslee*
Ai knoz! Duzznt luuk lyke teh nachurul wunz, duzzit?
poor kitteh, ai srsly hoap himz wuz borned dat wai.
*paces*
Mebbe we can ask Pinkribbonwendi hoo tuuked teh pikshor.
Hmmm, no-wun is awn hur frend list yet.
behbeh kitteh’s tayl might just be turned at anglol away frum teh camra, behynd kitteh’s behynd
Awlsew, Dr. Tinycat’s tayl is short bcuz he’s short. Maybee kitteh’s tayl will gro wen him doez.
kitteh iz maibe a Jappykneez bobby tayl.
Oh noes!
Oh yesss! Cum kloaser, mai pritty…
dis wil not hurt ani
Kitteh massarge, nawt sew grate actshoolee!!! :S
Akktchulolee, ai;z bin toldeded dat ai’z gud att bakk skritchez adn bakkrubz….
So lawng as u is kayrful wiff teh fyre-breffs!
Fyre-breffs kin be used to heet teh rox fur a hawt rok massage, aifinkso!
oooo hawt rok massage….ooooo dat sowndz lubbly
ai’z nawt dun wun obb doze, nao datt ai finksew abowt it…
haoebburr, dragun poyntee endz arre larjer den kitteh wunz…dey duz kwite wellz att dowink bakk scritchez…
ai dos akku punk ture tu
kitteh is multee talintid!
totally owff topik. iz der NEwun heerz frum teh sanz franciso or monterey ca areaz? ai iz goen onna loliday inna tew weekweekweekz an amz luukin fur a guud payce tu eetz sum crableggiez. ai hazn’t eber hadz dem afore an figurez dat beez a guud playce tu twryez dem.
Ai is in teh Eest Bay (SF). Red Lobstur has sum, but dey ar a chayn. Deyrs a bunch ob playsez in teh SF marina distrikt (lyke Pier 39).
Monteray is faymus foar fish-type restaurants, but teh last tyme ai wuz deyr wuz hard tu fynd parking kuz ob teh krowds, so we didnt bovver tryin (wuz kinda passin fru). Myte be guud tu chekk onlyne adn mayk rezerbayshuns.
fankiez AP, datz kinna whut ai wuz finkin jest figured ai’d twry cheezpeepz tew!!
nawt muches beets teh fresh dunguness crabby eeted on teh warf. in santa cruz der’s aldo’s ht tp://www.aldos-cruz.com/ an monterey has lots uv playcis wif yummee fuds.
fanku bery musch. ai wuz luukin at teh wharf sew u haz jest confermedifyd itz!! neictumeetchu buy teh wai! *eggztends floofy paw ob fwendchipz*
*aggsepts teh frendlee, floofy paw*
{{{{{{{tjmommy}}}}} ohai, ai libz in San Jose, so bowt haf wai bitwene but nawt goze tu restrantz muxh. Nefew ketchez doze krechurz in da Monterey Bay nd dey ar worf eting but costz lebenty. Must be menny gud plaisez tu go. gawt gps ? ai finkso dey sumtiemz sujestz fingz oar yahoo local area finderz. Sezun iz just ab owt obur so yu mite nawt get frexh crabzez. November iz best.
oh fankiez sew musch grm….(tew lazee tu type teh west) ai maibeez wanna nawt eet dem nao, amz goen joon 10-15. ai wud purfur dem frecsh.
Ohai TJsM….Ai cheked teh Cheezpeeps Map adn it duzznt show ennewun n taht area. Nawt tu sae tehre izznt, butt(!) tehy is nawt awn teh map. Has a fun trip!
aawww fankiez sew musch, dat wuz bery sweet aifinkso!!
Deh Kaleefornya peepz b on deh Kaleefornya map
maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.000458ff697687c75fc07&ll=36.208823,-119.729004&spn=7.885644,16.12793&z=6
each kololony b marked wif a thumbtack and habbing a link tu deh kololony map.
fur moar halpz see
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/cheez-peepz-map/
*bowez*
fankiez mai cween.
are u frum texis? ai fink ai red dat sumware. ai amz in arlington.
I b originally frum MennySnowDaze. I haz awlso livinged in Wisconsin, Tennessee, Texas, Florida, Georgia adn Oklahoma. Now dat wii b retired wii b traveling awl over. Mai wanderlust, let mii show u it.
dat iz sew kool, dat iz whut ai hopez tu due win ai can retire. ai lubz tu trabel.
att nawt-secund, ai redd wutt yoo sed rong….den ai reelized dat dere wuzz a ‘wander’ inn dere….
att nawt-secund ai wuz liek: O.O’
den ai wuz liek: o.o
EEP! Wut duz ai lukk liek tew yew? Pin cushun?
Go away, adn stawp bein sew kneady.
*snert*
az awlwaiz u maik mii laff!!
I wuz bread dat way.
u aint ceen muffin yet!
*gibs doze in dis fred a sconeful look*
(ooh…sconez? *nabz wun* *nomnomnom* kthnxbai)
*yoinkz scone an runzawaiwifaquiknezz*
*yoinkz a raising skone an runzaweighwifaquicnezz*
*nomnomnomnomnomnom* ohai gud skons purrshur.
hay!! dat wuz mai skoen!!!
…
adn ai hadddeded awlreddee eeten itt…
hao didd yoo yoink itt? o.O’
*whipez off wiskas* whaaa skone? *mummbel mummbel*
hao didd yoo nom itt wen itt wuz inn mai stummik????
*grabz da bloobery skone wiff hunny adn runzawaiwiffaquikkness, leeving littlol hunny footie printz in her waek*
*lookz furr moar sconez*
*faiendz sum*
*nomz awn wun*
Wow da skonz was a hit! Here’s some moar, wif bloomberriez and crawnberriz
Got any scones wif schnozzberries?
*nom*
wellz, iff derre arre, den ai knoez wutt dey taystez liek: schozzberries!
schnozz berrees sownd leik dey mite bee ay bit saltee.
wellz, ai’z nawt shur hao schozzberriez akktchulolee taest liek, eggsept fur taestink liek schozzberriez…
*gigglols*
*is nawt shur az tew wut otthurr joekz canz bii maed abowt teh schnozzberries*
Ooh! I know one! Pick me!
*ahem*
How many schnozzberries does it take to screw in a lighblub?
Give up?
3! *falls over laffing*
ai thot it wuz onlee 2…
unless itt wuzz…
*goez awff inn teh direktchun obb teh NB*
wuz dat sumfin dat marmalade?
iffn u checkz mai profile der iz a orinj kitteh pikshur dere anna hurz nayme iz marmalady. fur reelz. mai bestestest fwend rekued hurz frum da beeg bad werld jest teh nother wun dai.
ooooooooh
ai mus b toonin in2 ur wavelength. berri kyoot iz dat marmalady. iffin u lookit mi prfile u cud c lotza mi pj. hez da orinj boi. an hiz gurlkat frend iz jessica. boff resqued kittehz. da odder 2 r bonnie an zeba (boff rip).
oooooooh anna aaaawwww ai awlmost splorted fur reel ur kittehz iz tew kyoot aifinkso!! mai TJ an Maya (alsew inna mai profile Maya iz teh callie) dey bof bee reskued tew. dey iz mai bebbehz dey runz mai werld aifinkso!!
Bebbeh BC izza big, scawy munster!
No, nawt be forfraid. Is jus pertenden.
*cowerz under deh stairz*
U shur??
*poke poke* scuz mi, ai gotz heer unner deh starez nawt secund, buttz deerz awlweighs rum 4 da cween. ob korse ur hubkat kan come an hide heer 2. lotza rum an nomm 2. donut no how loong we must weight an c iffin kitteh iz fiend oar foe.
*heerz sumpfink unner teh starez
*pokez hed unner dem tew sii wutz gowink awn*
ohai, nottle adn…
…
Ohai, mai cween! *bowz slitelee*
iz okaiz…youze cans comez owt…teh kitteh iz nawt ebil….
haoebburr, unner seccund lukkink att teh kitteh…
*grabbz eggstra CHRG’s adn puttz sum awn*
jusst inn cayse…
gud idee. titenz preventotib hed geer.
sew nyse uv yoo tu has rum fur teh cween!
whut’ll yoo has, cweenmj? moheeto, my tie, dakaree, pinya colladah, zombee?
/Zombee/????
wai wudd yoo habb a brayne-nomming mawnsturr…adn wai awn urff wudd yoo bii gibbink wun tew teh cween!!
is naymed zombee cuz yoo feels leik wun aftur drinkin et.
Itz a drink, DK.
U can awlso has fings lyke a hurrikayn or rusty nayl.
Wen u is owld enuff tu has teh alkomohawls, ob korse.
Ohz….datt maekz sencez…
ai thott itt wuz weerd tew has a zombee heer, waer brayne eggsploshionz arre kwite commonz…
havyn tu fyte oaf teh zombees wuld mayk splort recubburry mush moar diffeecult. afinks der izza zombee dat freekwents failblog.
eggzaktlee mai poynt!!
dey nom awn braynes!!
adn sew, kleenink upp splortz would bee sew mucch maor difficlut…
ai’z shur….kitteh luukz moar kyoot den ebil, aifinksew!
I can haz lemon jooz rubdown afterz massage?
ai jest gawt dat an…. owch!!!
That is natural…we always puts out the claws to catch the fun stuff! Ponytails, goggytails, french fries. Yesh, berri natural!
‘scuze me!! Ai can has announcemint?!
/lolspeak off
Our dear friend, Steph(prysmakitteh), has lost one of her fur kids to congestive heart failure. Her little one, Loki, has crossed over the bridge and is in the meadow now. He’s not even mine, but I have a heavy heart tonight. I lift my glass to you, little Loki…Jewel and I miss you very much.
I wish I could do it myself and get the nawt-sekkund post on the next lol, but in honor of Loki, I vote we give Steph and her fur-kids the honorary first post….Who’s with me?
no prob
specul plea 2 da powderz dat b.
mii commintz r bein eeted agin…
Poor noodle! Ai seez u!
myne got eetid agin teh uthur dai, sew ai has gibbed up mai blooniss agin.
Wii yoozd tu has a meezer kitteh wut gayv teh bakmassujuz. U ly awn ur tummeh n him wud get awn ur bak n paw-paw-paw-paw. Wuz teh awsum aftur lawng, hard dai at wurk oar skool.
wudju leik it chopped or minzed?
Wow
I readed that at first as “Cat Massacre.” *shrog* Same difference, rite?
mite deepend on whu is beeyin massacreed.
mebbeh kitteh izz tryink tew saeb hyooman frum doez rokkz awn teh hyoomanz bakk…
woe, that seams likea meen katt…
EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO CUTE! *hedsplode*
*sirenz*
*DK comez upp ridink teh CCC*
Oh noez! wii haz a sport heer!
*pikkz upp teh braynes
*kleenz upp awl teh braynez
*puttz teh braynez bakk inn teh braynebawkz
*sekkurez wiff dukk taep (sry, Dukkee!)
*plaeses noo CHRG awn wmdkitty*
dere yoo goez!
*gibbz sum chokklit possimz adn hawt chokklit*
Nao, plz tew nawt bii lukkink att teh kyootness furr sum thyme tew lett yur brayne recubbur…
Hims very kute, yes
Ium gunnah gitcha!
ai rekkuminz kork tips foar teh litlol raizers
ai rekkuminz stilz foar teh quackmierz
This is claws for concern…
wuts worng wif kyootkittins tayl? iz deer sumfin worng?