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… adn yoo izz kawnveenyent!
Conga rats anna fish slappin danse fer Italiana an zelkina!
Ofangyu, BF473! Ai has nebber sean an fish-slappen dans – thyme tu lern sumfing gnu, aifinkso!
fish slappin danse, as purrformd by Monty Python…
nao dat wuz funnneee! fankies BF fur dat.
ooh fankies bf, much laughter had!
I lurv Mawntee Pi thonn – wundurr haow ai mist tihs bitt?! It’z teh hill larry uss!
ai fink ebberyone i grewed up wid luved Monty Python….ai just wish i knew wat i did with my copy of teh Holy Grail….twas speshull edition wid dansin lego mens!
Fankyu, fankyu, fankyu BF!!
*swim swim swim*
May I have the fish when they’re done with them?
Ai’m nawt shore dey wud be berry taystee bai den!
Congrats, Italiana! U an zelkina hab a nies tye!
Ofangyu, Anni! Msut bih teh rumm frum teh lazst lol taht halpded … oar sumfink … aifinkso …
ai fought mai tye was purty tew…black an red strypes…
ooh – mai tai … wiff an liddlol numb rella inz teh glasz?
*sipslurpsipslurpsipslurp*
*fawlz obur wiff an goofeeh gryn awn fayse*
o dear….has we gawt anny firemins frum teh last lol tew help Italiana up?
aifink it wass da umberrella dat gots tu myke yu fawl, Italiana…wel abtr awl de slurpsips, dids u twip ober ummbwerrellas? Owwy Do yu neds Dr.TC?
Problollee soe – numb rellyses hazza hobbit uv tryppen mih – oar ternifyeng owtsiedinz. Dr. TC? Oyupz – ai wud LURV tu sea Dr. TC … jsut seayeng himz maiks mih tu feal awl berrerer aifinkso!
*fawls bakk daoun onda floar tu wayt foar Dr. TinyCat*
Congarats Italiana awn yer nawt sekkund!! An Zelkina foar hur ty!!!
*Bangs on rat howse*
Hey, ratz!!! Comz owt hearz an dans foar deh leaderz ob de brayde parayde!!
*Ratz comz stumblin owt wif squintee eis affer bein woke upz bai ‘Niser*
*Day stumbles arownd an duz less dan impwessive ruteen.*
*offers Ratz an esspresso* dis shud dew teh trick!
*Gwabs espresso frum Zelkina*
O pweese, dat wuz patheticks!!! Muss ai dew ebbryting mai selfz???
*’Niser duz dans, dans, danses….leapz ober de otto man, duz tergite fru de libbing rum, spinz an kurtsees tu Italiana an Zelkina*
oooh berry well dun, Niser! *clappity clappity* Teh ratz has their wurk cut owt tew beat u aifinkso!
dont hyde, u kno u deserved it sumhao
Comgrabyurelayshunz, Zelkina! Shalz wih dansdansdans awf tu teh tye boot ekk? Ai heerz tehy has liddlol stuffded kittehs inz sayler soots, adn sparklollee danglollee kitteh eerengs!
oooh danglee kitteh earrings? y was dis nawt mentiones sooner? *offers Italiana her arm* Shall we?
*lynx arrmz wif Zelkina*
*syngz adn dansdansdansis* …
“Weer awf tu sea teh boot eek!
Teh wunnermowse boot eek uv cheeze!”
lynx in mai arm? :O o mai!
OOOH! U gots a bug on u! *THWAP!*
tell it tew buzz off den!
noe, noe, ah’ll git it, jus hol still! *THWAP THWAP THWAP*
*strugglols tew avoid bf473′s paw” watch does claws!
Ai ones tride to slap moss-keeto off ma babeh an thwapped hims!
Onest, was axident! Ai fink so!
High 4
^
*high 4s tortiemom*
LOL! Gimme 4! Up hai, down lo… 2 slo.
Eet mite az well be hoomin!!
U’ll du!
mite az wellol beez u.
oh noez! nawt me pweaze!
kitteh needz anjer manushmint! stat!
ai lubz teh kittehz fayce mawrkenz.
berry hansum. An nyce Billee Idol sneer goin awn tew!
Yoo know yoo deserve it. Is part of mai daily rutene. If I do nawt slap yoo, mai WHOLE day will be thrown out of wack. Srsly. Nao, come heer. NO DONT RUN! Get back heer!
*sigh* 10-4 *two-way radio noises* We have a runner. Surround teh exits, catch when he comes. Over.
o teh hyuug manatee!
“Recibed….hoomin trap in position at main exit of home over”
*swim swim swim swim*
Don’t worry kitty, I’ll head him off if he tries to escape by water!
ai fink awl teams in positions….
BUT WAYT! *raises hand damatically and points at sky* TEH SKY! WUT IF HE TRIES TO ESCAPE….BAI AIR?
*ponders*
helicat! an hoverkat! cawl tem in as reinforcements!!!!
*bzzt* Ohai, bunway airlines, we needs some re-enforcements. Yesh, yesh, we needs 2 hovercats, 3 helicats, and 1 Jumbo bunneh to protrol teh skies. Yes, yes. Thank yoo. Over *bzzt*
duz tey have carrotcopter awn standby as well?
*bzzt* Along wiff a carrotcopter awn standby. Over. *bzzt*
WAYT! *points downward dramatically* TEH UNDARGROUND! HE COULD HITCH A RIDE WITH A…A…MOLE!!! WE NEEDS A SUBWAE CAT!
*bzzt* MONORAIL CAT! What’s your cousin’s number? We needs him! Over. *bzzt*
Ohai, Hugh! Ai has nawt sean yu inz an lawts uv wiles! Haow yu izz?
Ohai Italiana! Yes, it has been a while, I’ve been migrating toward my summer home and it is a long swim! *hugs with flippers of friendliness*
*BOOPz Hugh awn noes*
*Gibs Italiana a shamwaw*
datz whut ai doez fur werk (pleh)!! wii iz a communikashones cumpenny.
Bayjjee Tukkz Kitteh
habz an upsetz ‘cuz Hewmin
woked himz up frum Napz!
Bayjjee Tukkz Kitteh
wuz chaysseengz Vakkyoom Cleennurr
andz maykeegz it HURTZ!!
Bayjjee Tukkz Kitteh
wawntz atz leest a Boal Ubz Millk
4 dis introozhunn!!!
Jack.
clappity clappity Jack, wunnermus as usual!
**clappity, clappity**
dat wuz wunnermouz
U cudda had a vee ate! *bonk*
Yes teechr. I noez teh ansur.
eets payn!
*THWAP* Gud answer!
Mt. McKinley!
42!
I see teh kitteh likes to sleep in front of the heater like ours do
Violent kitteh iz violent.
Treet uvvers az u wants to be treeted, kitteh.
Itz nawt niec to slap teh pplz (or teh goggie).
kitteh dissagree wid dat, aifinkso!
I thought kitteh was giving high 5′s.
hi 5′s wid claws, mebbe?
Hi “5″ talons zelkina. hi “5″ talons to NS.
Ib dat iz hi 5′s, wat be hi 4′s Ai weads abot befor?
Ai jus gots to swap somfing now!!!
But NS, sum daiz ar jes dat way an somobdatyme, akshully mosobdatyme, ebberybuddies hols it insid n dat is nu gud fur helth ob selvf. Ai be fewin lyke dis wen mai hoomin mom put tellefonoe by mai er so dat Ai cin hearz da “yur cawl iz bery importence tu uz” tawl an den sombunny mayk musik lyk Aiz neber eber herd…..kin nawt danz fur it or nofing……soo abtr a wiles Ai puss da fone a wai an den jumpz onit an byte an kik it wif pointy enz…..eberydaiz mom gits dis kine ob foony tawlks….Myks me wanna swap em an de wecordz it fur beter serb mai. hoomans stwang
NCIS Speshul Agent Gibbs’ kitteh reddy to meet Denozo, ai fink so.
*Trais tu getz tihs inz teh ryte plais tihs thyme …*
Rool elebbenty – nebber misz wachifyeng NCIS! Ai LURVS Ducky (hoo isnawt an goos), Abs, adn McGeek!
Ohai Cheez Peeps! Dis Furst Day izza wet heer *ponders wet and fursty…mind wanders awf*
oops:
Ohai Cheez Peeps! Ducky yoost to bez teh syd kik onna Man from U.N.C.L.E~Illya Kuryakin (mai oldniss, let me show you it!) adn Mark Harmon is still teh smeksee!!
Ai haz nawt wached NCIS butt ai lurvd Man frum UNCLE!
Wii nawt old fikshunkitteh, wii’z retro!
Ya dats da tykit,retro. Retro be coolness wite? aifinksoisberryhip, bu no hip-hoppity. dere iz da bunny ways.
Mai retroness, let mai sho yu it.
Dat we dids nawt noes! Fangs fur da memries!
We lurv all da NCIS peeps! Mom hedslap boy amost enuf to lern him sum not-stoopid, too.
ROFL!!!
Rool elebbenty – nebber misz wachifyeng NCIS! Ai LURVS Ducky (hoo isnawt an goos), Abs, adn McGeek!
abs is teh awesum an win!
Daggnabbitz! Razzafrazzing weerdpretzlol! Mai kowmint wuz teh spozed tu bee inner Tabbymom Jen’z! Thyme tu trai agen, aifinkso!
Iz okey dokey, Italiana! We sees yur commint. Mmmm, mint!
Ai canot BELEEBS nowun has noticed tath kitteh is DANJERUSLEE close to teh heeter! Hims lublee furs cud katch on FYRES!!! Oh teh hyooj manatee!
*rings paws adn runs in sirclols*
Ai can nawt desyde wether tew gib 4point5kittehs ai pasickie awr tew cawl teh fyremens. Eivver wud bee akseptablol, aifinkso. *gows tew fynd teh pasickies nad lukz up teh nubmer fur teh fyremens* Hallo? Nyne-elebenty? Wii needz sum fyremens and fyrewimmins heer. No, nuffin iz awn fyre butt(!) jus in kayse pleez sends sum enneywayz. Wii haz a sichooashun heer. Kthxbai.
*pours 4.5k a dwink*
der der, teh fyremens are on teh way
Oh dear, why is my comment being moderated? *wrings flippers* Oh, the huge…um….me!
Iz it bekaus u wuz a nawty, nawty manatee?
Dere, dere, Hugh! Nawt tu wurree soe mutch!
*gibbs Hugh an hyooj bassik uv frosch lettises tu muntsch*
Hugh bee such a drama kween sumtymes!
*adds frosch see kukumburrs tew teh lettises*
Silly commenters. He is obviously looking for Kyle.
Oh, cyoot kitteh!! Pinkie Pinkie toe pads!! *skinks eiis* Am it an furr eklol on hims loler lip??
Hoo voted foar Lee?
OH! OH! AI DID! AI DID!
Can Iz have my airplanz plz.
Poor Kitteh was declawed.
“Ai haz teh need to slapz summun, buh I’z too lazy to come obber dere. C’n yuo jus runs inno mah paw obber an obber an obber agains?”
It’s a slap!
got the Gibbs headslap goin