
Everytime he feels sad, Seal visits Nudist Beach …
looks liek someone else needs a lift too
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Everytime he feels sad, Seal visits Nudist Beach …
looks liek someone else needs a lift too
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Cherubaby via Advanced Lol Builder
hope he lives thru dat!
sillybraiding seels to carosue and AngelPlume!!!
*wheels out cart wif sordid drinks & noms*
Enjoi!
*tayks a stikky-bun adn a chokklit martoony*
Fankees, gammacat! *nom-nom-likk-likk-sip-sip*
Luukit teh wayl *harnk-harnk*
blink…blink. I hopes it iz a reel wayl he spies and nawt just a cruel seel! Either wai, teh akused wayl is gonna plot his doom and EET him awl up! Seels taste gud to som wayls.
Iz gawt a beeg floppeh noaz … adn is cummin dis way! Aak!
*waddlol-flops bakk intu teh waddurs*
Does Heidi approve?
Seal rilly wantsta cry, but iz to nice.
Hay bay-bee, u has mai seel ob aproobul!
Wanna joyn meh inna frollik fru teh waybs?
*slap!*
Nebbur mynd.
Kind uv liek why mah Momcat watches Springer frum tiem to tiem — maeks hur feel bery smart & bery thin!
Oh, yes, watching Jerry Springer makez us awl feel sooooo gud abowt owerselvez!!!
Gotta wunder bowt deh folkz hoo agree tu go on dat show!
Whutebber kynd ob “faym” dey can gets, ai suppoaz.
Duz dey git munneez?
oar mebbe I shud asking, “how mennee munniiz duz dey git?”
Hmm, ai nawt fynd nuffin dat sez hao much dey gets.
Prolly vareez dependin awn hao faymus or owtrayjus u is.
Ai did fynd a playse wayr u can try tu be a gest awn teh sho, but it duzznt say hao menny munneez u will gets, juss kweschuns lyke…
Is ur fambly wyld adn krazy?
Duz u want tu konfrunt sumwun hoo destroyd ur relayshunship?
Ar u a hawt adn sekzy strippur?
So which wun am signing up as??
ink wiring mindz wanting tu noez. 8)
Um, ai nawt need munneez dat bad.
Papaz pritty gud bowt probydin teh gushifuds adn treets.
Aifink ai juss curls up awn teh pillo adn wach teh cars go bai.
Nawt enuf in da hole whirrld fur me tu du.
*snerk*
Ai wuz in a publik establishment wiffa TV tuned to Springer. Wun remarkably bulgy “laydee” wuz yellin at anuvver wun.
[painful suvvern twang] Yer a whore! Aich-oh-ar-ee, WHORE! [/painful suvvern twang]
:snicker:
Oh. my. CC.
I haz teh suvvern aksent, an yesh it duz get werse wen I’m mad oar tyred, butt……dagnabit, I duz NAWT foargit how to spell!
**nods**
I watch Springur wen I nawt happitayle wif my famlee. It yooshulee mayks me feel bedderer abowt dem.
Rite now wii b watching “whirrldz stupidest record setters”. Izz guy on dhere kikking himself in deh hed. Hoo wantz dat rekkerd???
How duz a purrson even kikk himself in teh hed?
I nawt dat flexiblol.
Dis mite b a stoopy quesshun, butt (!) WHY he started kikking himself in deh hed?
Awl dat ensorsemint munnies frum teh steel-toad boot companees?
or da hell met makerz?
Tu b in deh rekkerd buk fur kikking him self deh most timez in deh hed in wun minnit.
Deh hole show am like dat. Wun guy wuz setting deh rekkerd fur deh most kwarterz shuved up himz….
…
*wait fur it*
…
…
NOZE!!
~Thud.
* runz in wib a swuuning cowtch fer PJ *
Taht’s a rekkid taht cannut bi sneezed at
!!
Just how menny kwarterz can an id jit shuv up himz noze u askingz?
Well, i will telling u.
18.
yesh, 18.
Dang.
I cud warsh an dry a cuppla lodes of lawndree wif dat menny!
Umm, Aifinkso red, U can haz dem kwarturz. Ai nawt want them.
*Wakes up confamuzald* *Looks around for cyutness* *Sneezes again and passes owt on swuuning cowtch*
*peeks* How many?
He lol cuz he can haz nais fur cote tu cubbur up da nekkid.
Nekkid peepz lukz soooooo funny!!!
luk at dat wun wif deh *** on itz ###!!!
*tee-hee*
Adn luukit dat wun, ober deyr… wiff teh shubbel… runnin toard us…
*runs*
Datz nawt a shubbel, itz himz ….. OMCC!!!!
*runz*
*snert*
dus diz meem ai goez tu teh nb again?
Mebbe he jus happy cuz he find hiz bukkit?
I iz teh grateful dat bideo fones nawt populolar.
Espeshulee last nite, wen I wuz chanjin in2 my pee-jays last nite!
* PB maiks a bideo fone corl *
* Hee, hee, tihs wil bi teh fun *
C’mon Red !! Ansa teh fone ….
.
Ai fawgot tu turn awf teh camra luukin at mi
!!
.
o.O !!
PB! Shaym awn yoo!
Beesydez, iz too late. I alreddy chanjed my clothez.
Hee, hee
!! Gawt tu maik a larf, u kno
!!
* Akshuly, ai nebber yoozd teh bideo cawl awn mai fone at awl !! *
Bai fur nao !!
SEALZZ u no eaty sealZZ
speak English maybe ?
Suddenly feels “valueless”.What the other word meaning exposed?
Vulnerable?
Fownd out ?? Uncuvverd ??
What goes through your mind poussinboi.LMTFO.
Well its night time here I have been at work since 8:00 am its now
10:00pm. I tired. But yet I want to stay up and talk. But♫ tomorrow is always a day away♫
fanks rhsb couldn’t spell it.
gud spelling am op shun lol.
sillee hoomins duzzent evun swims verry gud!
Ya they have no blubber.
Speak fer yerself, 5 Eagles!
he mistur seel, stop laffing, iz 4:35 am adn i still can’t sweep. wut nao?
Oh teh silly Seal!
He be makin eberywun happiy!
ROTFLMAO
quite true mefinks
dis Seal noez jus wut to do
-QM
he shure smls fny
Him iz smiley cos him noes where the lolrus’ bukkit iz…and him izint tellin’.
hahahaha, this is awesome.