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Hopelessly adrift, Maurice & Mabel waited for the Coast Guard to rescue them from the Gulf of Linoleum.
gots to be carful when ur inna boat
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iz oyly!
Congrats, catena!
tnx. nauw ai bii awf! enjoi, ebbrewon!
Congratz an ohai Catena awn ur nawt-sekkund thai wiv Anipuss an Carosue!
Teh flore iz oshun!
sharks!
♫ Da-da da-da!! da-da da-da!!
Wii gonna need a biggur
rugboat!Butt it was hoepliss!
cudn’t they use sea turtles foar a float? And use hair for rope? Frum their baks?
Ai am de mass ter uv mai ship – er, rugg.
Maurice & Mabel went to sea
In a beautiful…erm…not-pea-green boat
Erm….nawt so byootiful eever.
Ohai BF!!
Call de fyremans!
*runz in luukz fur fyremanz*
whare dey iz?
*Flagz down fyre truk dat jus happenz 2 bee passin by*
Halp!!! Halp!!! Bringz de water patrol gearz!! Halp!!
*Runz up 2 fyre truk. Tryes 2 kech herz bref*
Misser fyreman, wee habs a horribles sit tu ay shun. U see, Maurice adn Mabel, dey ish strandified owt 2 see, adn dey……wut’s dat? U no reskyew strandid kittehs enny moars? O noes!!!
*faynts*
Dis am a job for …. *wait for it*
….
Helikat!!!
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/15/helikat-haz-landed/
mornin’ to yoo Madge Essty…
Ohai krelm!! u haz a gud burfday yestiddy???
eeben moar empoartint – izz tehy nakees????
ooooo nakees fyremenz? ai haz a happee!
Maurice wuz reddy tew abandun ship affer sebrel howers uv heering Mabel sing:
♫ So I’d like to know where, you got the notion
said I’d like to know where, you got the notion
to rock the boat, don’t rock the boat baby
rock the boat, don’t tip the boat over
rock the boat, don’t rock the boat baby
rock the boat-t-t-t-t ♫
Ai hope he kan swim! Or he will pitch her ober. She better kno hao to swim, too!
GMTA!
Mebbeh enuff tu fro her oberbord….
Mabel luks to has a trepidashun dat dis iz zactly wut wil happens……Maurince dun luks 2 has a confident eeber.
hahahahah that is awesome
Ebery kitteh 4 dem selvz!!!
Wimmin an childrn furrst! After meh, uv korse!!
Gulf ob Linoleum iz vast n deep.
Adn yu gawtztu wachify owt foar pie rutz!
Floor’s too cowld. We nawt moovin til summer.
Oar til teh gushifud gets opened, ob corse.
Teh kehttis be playin
in ur kitchun, on teh fluur
O NOES!
dey be strainded!
der gunna need halp mefinks
-QM
*klappity klappity*
I used to keep a Rottweiler/Shepard cross that could not cross on the linoleum floor we had to throw carpet samples down so he could walk in the house. We finally found a good home for him. (he was abused and found him on the side of the road, his feet where tied up and near a deep river, I guess we scared the person away from doing him in.)
that is awfull, 5 Eagles. i will nevvur unnerstand hao sum1 can dew anyfin nasty tew an animal. How wud a hoomin lyke it if they were hog tyed an frown awn teh side ov teh motor way?
I has been watchin a progreamme on Animal Planet cawled Animal Cops, it frollws Animal cops frum Hoostin, Miami an Phoenix awn their wurk….has maded me re-fink wat i wanna do wen my liddle wun is owld enuff fur skool. I wanna re-train tew join teh RSPCA an helpify animlolz
That is a veree gud show. I believe they also has one for Detroit? Used to lib there, and my family actually got a dog and a cat from dat shelter. Poor goggie, had been abused. Didn’t know what exactly was wrong, but we quickly learned dat he did nawt liek teh sound or sight of a fly swatter. Poor thing. Had hip trubbles whole life, was abused, and still lived to be 14 years old.
habbent seen detroit wun yet…mebbe dey nawt showing it here in uk yet. i cant berleeve teh fings these poor animals go thru…it almost has me in tears.
*nodz*
it does make me cry, I can’t watch them hardly. It just breaks my heart.
i kno…esp sum of teh long haire goggies…dey gets in an awfull mess. saw wun dat was a walking mess of matted furr, twas awfull. an teh horsies tew, dey comes off awfulls too
U has 2 bee bery, bery thik skinnd 2 be watching dis sho. Ai guess U has 2 has dat iffn U wantz 2 work foar de ASPCA, tu. Lotz ob horribel peeps owt der hu do horribel fings tu hour littlol helpless wuns. Ai dunno, iz hard 2 noe Y. Butt (!!) de ASPCA, dey du God’s werk owt der, dey du.
dey do indeed, Niser. is why ai wanna helpify dem. Iffen ai can save wun kitteh/goggie/ pinny gig/ any aminlol’s life, it’ll be worthwhile.
gud fur u zelkina, mai bestestest fwend and mii jest tuk in a beautimous orinj kitteh teh ober dai. u cna seez hur pikshur on mai profile ifn u wantz. hur namez is Marmalady, hur iz a sweetie pi!!
awww dat is wunnermus! i has a plan tew go tew college an study sum rlevant stuffs first, an ob course there is my liddle one tew fink about as well, wunce he is owld enuffs, ai will be tryin tew enrol furr training as an officer.
Poor goggie to be treated so badly. Good for you for finding him a good forever home. Many comforting hugs and kisses for him…
Ditto watt lolducky seded.
We sawed assistance goggie in trainin what was ascared of vinyl floor. BIG goggie, shivverin an whinnin. Kind peeps tooked him away frum scary floor.
“BUT MABEL, IT’S…IT’S…EVERYWHERE!!”
*slap* “GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, MAURICE! WE’LL GET THROUGH THIS!”
“BUT WHAT IF WE DONT?”
“WE WILL.”
“Oh. Cool.”
*syngz*
Opurr teh seez, letttz goe mennz,
Weer shuvven ryte awf, weer shuvven ryte awf agen!
Nunbuddee knoez wair oar wennz,
Weer shuvven ryte awf, weer shuvven ryte awf agen!
Itz maiB Shangohai, fairiewelz adn gudbai,
Salloly and Soo, doant has an bloo,
Foar weal jsut B gonz foar yeersadnyeers adn tehn,
Weer shuvven ryte awf foar hoamz,
Shuvven ryte awf foar hoamz,
Shuvven ryte awf foar hoamz agen!
*Clappity, clappity*
Ahoy, Italiana!!!! Landz hoes an all dat.
Ahoy tehre, matey! Hoyst teh sales! … Wae teh anker! … Pass teh rumm!
Yo ho hoes adn a bottl ob rumm!!! Makz myne a Cap’n adn Coak, pweese. Wif a twist ob lymez.
*luks at clok an realizes it not be eben close tu 5 o’clockz in Minnie sota yetz. Cawls anni adn asks herz wut tyme it be in TTI*
Itz fibe oh klokk summwairs! Jimminy Buff itt sez soe, soe itz msut bee teh troo, aifinkso!
oo derez rumm AND nakee fryemenz? dis iz gawnna beez a gud dai aifinkso!!
lol yu has anudder half hours yet, Niser, frum TTI!
Wih gawtz tu has a ninn sent ivv tu getz fru Turdsdae, aifinkso! Adn rumm adn nakee fyremenz R a negg sell ant inn sent ivv … atz leest foar mih, ennewai!
*runzwifakwiknes tu teh Nawty Barn*
u need a skale dat goes tu lebentty tu wae deh anker. *nodz*
*snert*
dat tuuk mii a menite tew git dat, it wuz funnee.
lol wat u need tew haul teh anker den?
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.
YaY! Clappity-clappity! Gilloligan’z Eyelend! FTW!!
“Add mir lol!! Tehre bee wales heer!”
Haz ye seen da grate wite?
sposed 2 be awl n pussy kat in a beeuteeful pea green boat wif hunee and plentee of munee wraped up in a 5pownd note
Nice to see a Coast Guard reference.
Semper Paratus!