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BACKSEAT DRIVER KITTY Always wants the exits with noms
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R wih tehre yettz?
Congrats Italiana!
dinna make me stop this car!
“Teh enjins canna tayk it, Jim!”
Haow bowt naow, Daddee?? R weih tehre yettz? R wih tehre yettz? Huh, Daddee??
mommiii, Ai donut feelz sew gud.
mmmaaawmmm!!! he’s on mai side of teh seet!
heez towchen miii!!
Mawm, heez luukin atz mih! Maik himz stawp luukin atz mih, Maaaaaaawwwwwmmm!!
Ow! kwit it! Ow! Kwit it!
“Gimme! Taht’z MAI toie!”
“Noe itt’z nawt! It’z MYNEZ!”
“MAAAAWWWWMMMM!!!!”
*starts having flashbacks to childhood car twips*
Thymes laik taht maik ebree muvver wanntz tu changify hurr naym frum Mawm tu sumfing teh kiddletz kanawt pronownse, aifinkso.
BLOO WUN!!!
*slug*
“OWW!! MAAAWWWWMMM!”
“Redd wun!”
*slug-slug*
“OWW! MAAAAWWWWMMM!”
LOL aww teh mammeries…
*haz a imbarassed*
ai mented tu sez memmories nawt mammeries, sowry.
*blusches*
ohdeer….dat maid meh LOL an gibbed meh an eerwurm
♫ Mammeries…..mai bee beyootiflol an yett ♫
ROTFLOL!!!!
Uv cors him duz!
Adn comgrabyurelayshuns tu yu, Anni!
Ai needz a cheezburger!!!
Comgrabyurelayshuns, NS! Wih has an brayd!
*happitayl dans dans dans*
*coff coff coff*
Apparentlee, ai iz nawt ober mah cold yet.
odeer, odeer!
*hanndz NS an cuppa lemmin tee wif hunnee adn an shawt uv jin innit*
Um … no jin fur meh, fankies. Nawt shur ai liek it & nawt shur it wud be a gud idea wif mah cold medisin.
Teh tee sownds luberlee, tho! U iz a kind kitteh, Italiana.
*blooshes bryte redd*
Heer’z an teepawt wif lemmin tee, adn an hunnee jarr shaypded lyke an bare, an lurvlollee chyna teekupp dekkymarayted wif kittehs, a sylbur tee spuun, adn an linin napkin (servy-yet, foar tohse inz TTI).
Ooooh – fansee!
kin we go to stuckey’s?
OMCC!! Chyldhud memmreez! – Pee kan roles adn soo ven ears mayded owt uv see shelz!
wow, ai hazn’t herd ob stuckey’s inna lawng tyme. dat beez a blast frum teh past.
mai adj, let me show u it!
ai beez write der wif u GHM! LOL
Whaz a stucky? Sownz kinky, but aiz jus wyld todai. Stiwl wans to swap somfing. *waks awiy wif faze in fwont paws…jess tu mush pwessurness ob latly* Kwazy hoomins,ai ahb dem in mai spaze.
{{Lunafish}} *pours LF a stawng drinkee*
heers a paw in yer eye and a purr in yer ear *clinkee*
ofankzberrymush ! Ai kneaded dat GC! clinkee toest wiff yu an den we danze, danze, danze. No mo sad!{{{{{gammacat}}}}}
Hokay – lessin inz fiveteez rodesyde his tree … Stuckey’s wuzza rode syde ressturawnt – soo venn ear shawp – filleng stayshun chayn alawng menne uv teh mayn hiwaes adn rodes inz teh daies bifoar Inturrstayt hiwaes. Tehir “speshloltea” eyetemm wuz teh verree stikkee, verreeverree sweetz pee kan roles (they hadded teh mayjur PLEH!!). Tehy awlsoetu hadded reeleereelee takkee soo venn ears adn lawtsa poatskards. Yu kud sea tehm frum farzfarz awae bikaws tehy hadded beriberi tawl, poynteded redd roofses. Aifinkso (aihoapsoe), tehy izz lawng goanz.
We nawt habs dem in de Nort, butt (!!) wen we travelded bai car on a famibly baca shun, we offen droved frum Sconsin tu Floo Rida, sos we gat tu go tu Stucky’s (er….refraze dat…..hadz tu go) in menee Suthern staits. Wuz an insti….instu…dey wuz awl ober de pwace bak den.
Saym foar uss – wee droav frum teh Noo Yawk tu Flolridda ebbree yeer awlsoetu, adn aifinkso teh Stuckey’s stoars startud sumwair inz teh Carolinases. Inz Upstayt Noo Yawk tehre wurr Planturr’z Peeknut shawps bai teh rodesyde – takkee Misturr Peeknut soo venn ears, adn peeknut brittlol, adn an hyooj Misturr Peeknut stachooz owtsied.
Dis be gud hiss tory. Iz itty bitty kitty ob da fiveteez an lykes ol hiwais naw undlesses mom hab tu go fazt, den see iz on innerstaat.
Moor hiss tree…frum ancesters tew mai der waz a Generable Eeyzeenhoerz dat wen tu some Germmany plaz n see rowd cawld “audobon”, soe hez cum tu be American prezzidenament an wanz beeg rowd n American tu cuneck beeg nashion, sew hez myke it fur ebberybunny tawl enub tu dwib da automoobil an see ot da weendow…..lyk Toonses, da dwivin kitteh. Enywaz hiss tory fwum mai fur todai. Fankyuawlfurlizzen
Does anybody have any advise on how to stay logged in at wordpress? This is the third time I’ve gotten at the beginning of a new lol and been unable to comment because wordpress had logged me out.
My one guess would be log out of both, clear cookies (and/or cache), close browser window, and start again?
It works for me here on my work computer, but my laptop has the same problem.
Shadow53, glayd tu heer yu doing cheez kittehs at wurk. *Eggstez floofy paw in wai tu go fwenship*
*wizpuz*
ai iz at werk (pleh) butt (!) donut tellz k?
*wispurrs* me fwee!
*sez owtlowd* Mih fowur! Ai’m atwerkies awlsoetu, butt(!!) sins ai oan teh playse, teh rool izz, ifz itz nawt bizzee adn ebreefing izz kawtup, wih kan plae!! Sumthymes ai turnip teh CeeDee adn wih dansdansdans ifz wih hazza noshun. Ai werkded foar tuu mennee stik-inna-mudd bawses, and ai pwomissded maiselv taht ifz ai ebber oand an bizniz, itz wud bih diffrunt.
oooh, do you need an assistant? I can fetch cawfee and staple reports!
O haay! Aiz at de werkz tu. Ai haz celery fur dis. mom ‘n ai tuwn celery intu fanzy feezt n toona. Datz wy ai hear an ebberybudny luk at mai funny faze wen I haz Gamma dwink an danze……dey so silwy…de bozzes.
Kan yu alfa .. elpha … putt fings inz ABC oarderr? Yuu’z HYREDED!
Can you ask it to remember you? If you are using you own computer that is the best way, but might be problematic if you are at work. I stay logged in for weeks at a time and only rarely have to log in again.
I am using a home computer, I’ll go to the website and see if I can get it to remember me. My computer is only off when there is a power failure longer than my UPS can handle. That Happened this morning, so maybe that is the answer. If the power is off for a long time, go directly to wordpress and log in again. Thanks for your ideas NS and AP, I appreciate it.
gee pee ess sistim iz awn teh frittz!!
Fritz a gud nayme for dis kitteh!
Dontz u dayre uze teh back seet of dis car foar a scratchy post ! Adn no bunneh kicks eever. Congrats Italiana, anni, and NS !
doze bunneh kikz beez dangewrouz sumtymez, aifinkso
reelee, bowt awl teh tyme!
butt (!) iz sew kyoot win mai bebbiez doze dem. speshally mai phat kitteh Maya. hur luukz goofy cuz hurz sew beeg!
is verre kyoot when Canolli is bunneh-kicking his tois. not so much wif teh furniture!
no nawt kyoot at awl wif teh furniture. nawt bery kyoot wif ur armz eever.
yepp, wut TJsM sayd! ai ai haz teh skars tew proob it…
Me tew !! Mai arms show teh effex of menny adn much kitteh ruffhowsing. Teh kittehs awl due teh cyootest tings, butt (!) bunneh kicks haz tu bee teh bestest!
Shadow an her butt-wiggle of doom is prettee funnee! speshully when she is plannin to land on Cannoli’s hed!
Thx TTC!
Ofangyu, TTC!
u noe teh wai tew sanhoesay?
Ai do, really! It jes seems liek ai doant coz ai missed mai left turn.
Pulllz ovur–iz needz to go potteee!!!
Turnz leftz up hear….an slowz down!!! Gud greef, canz U follows dat guy ani closer?? Wate!! Ai sed leftz….luk owt!!
*speeds up to b first one at da red lite*
Mind the sheep, Richard!
They’re in the field!
Yes, but this could be the lambing season.
Minding the shee-eep.
Oh, Bucket!
It’s Boo-kay.
Ai lurv Hyasinf! Shih reemyndifyes mih uv teh laydee hoo livded neggst doar wenn ai wuz teh liddlol. Hurz huzzbunn’z naym wuzz “Duugg-luusss” (imajjin singy-sawngy voys, adn naym draggded owt tu ellebenty sillybles).
*gigglol* taht is a grate show! I luv when she invites teh naybor for tea!
Mai mumcat yoost 2 yooz a speshul ‘posh’ voyse wen her anserd teh fone – wuz ufny. Iffn it wuz sumwun it teh famblee her chaynjd bakk 2 her nermul voyse!
Huzbin nawt like Hyacinth…..she reminderz him uv himz exwife.
Hyasinf sumtymes reemynds me of mai wife–sometymes ai reemyndez hur of Onslow. (Any more smokey baycon?)
Nawt TAHT lefft – yur UVVER lefft!
Heyz! Itz da wrung turn!
Hurry, there’s a fish store here
mommah! i haz to go potty!
*yoinks juice box*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Fairycherub an kikihihi an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy sordid cheezcaeks in all diffrent flavrs, iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark yoyos, alien zombie akshun figures, kandee, an junglol aminlol dot-to-dot books wif bokses ob elebenty-six crayns wif bilded-in sharperner!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Hoppy Burpdays tu awl adn fankies tu our wunnermuss Burfday Fairy !!! *yoinks a peese ob cheezcaek* Duz ennyone elze finkso dat a zombie akshun figur iz sorta of an oxiemoron?
hoppy birfdai tew Fairycherub an kikihihi an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!!!
*yoinks a slice of cheezkayke*
FangQ burfday fairy!
Oh boi! Junglol aminlol dot-to-dots!!!
3 4 11 12. . . .2. . . .5 10. . . .13. 31 30 . . 23 22 .29 24 21 .17.6 9. 141. .32 28. 7 8 .25 20. . 15 16(o o) . . . .\__/ 27. .26 19. .18|^EEP!! An snayk!
*dyvez awntu teh bedd adn pulz upz teh kuvvers ovur hedd*
Errr, tehn itsa snayk wiv big eers anna trunk…..
Happeetayle Birfdae tu awl teh Burfdae peepses! Adn fangyu, Burfdae Faeire, foar awl teh goodees!!
*yoinks an peese uv cheesecaek adn an dot-to-dot buuk v(ooh! dots!!) adn runswifakwiknes tu teh koarnur* … wunn, ooh, tehre’z tuu … wair’z fwee?? …
But that wuz a perfekly gud Burder Ting yoo just passed! Turn arownd!
We’re STARVING!
Burgrrr Ting guii WAE tuu skarwee!!
Stopz! I seez berger joynt!
hooman, you can drives my cah
beep beep beep beep yeah
Beatlols! YAY!! SKREEEEEEM!
Ai can haz moar cowbell?
Fien, yoo kin ried wif me, butt wun crakk abowt my drivin an ur butt iz gettin frowed owt.
(Don’t think I ain’t done this before!)
Note to self: do NAWT criticize Red’s driving. Nebber. Ebber.
Yah, cuz ur liddlol catterpigglee feets wud get tired wifakwikness.
Lesse haves the Beetlols Day on Friday
All you need is noms
♫ Happinis iz an warme nom ♪
♩ Is my Beetlols Day too, ya!
My noas has teh BEEG itchee!
Akordin to teh old kittehs’ tayle, dat meens I’m gonna has teh companee.
Wunner who iz comin?
Nawt be meh unless u mobed to norf dakoda.
I wuz hoapin yoo comin ti bisit me, WRr.
Haz tu bisit teh parunts.
Ebberyone fur de tumuwow iz Fwidaiz parti! Can be Beetlols parti Fwidaze….knead a rock ‘n Rollin Stunes Day sewlabwasioness tu…..an da Stway Catz cause deh be kittehs in hyden.
kitteh sees teh crow
above him… or below
he dances a ho ho
kitteh, he know
soon dere be ice cream for cat
ice cream for crow!
I’m so excited my Fitz made LOLcats!