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Fill ‘er ups!
wiff preemium pls!
kthx
Yeh, ai is tyrd ob dat cheep stuff.
Ohai tessm! Lawng tyme no see (or mebbe ai nawt merembur?)
oh yesh, ai has nawt had tyme to play much latelee!
Wells, in dat cays, I’bs got a pikshure ob a bunny tu sheer yu up, tessm. cheezburger.com/View/3568308480
OMG! wun floofy bunnee!!
Wib eggstra floof!
sneeks on teh website to luk at bunny pikshur…..shhh
Congaratz AngelPlume !!
* Setz up tablol wib frish fudz nd nysley cuukt staiks
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Sordid drinkz fur awl; kum n gettit !!
Staik!! Oh yesh yesh yesh! Has bin a long thyme sinse ai hadded won ob dem! *hopes dere am baked taters, too*
Fankees, PB! Is a brayd!
*luuks bakk-n-forf between teh fisheez adn teh stayks*
*so hard tu desyde! tayks a byte frum eech!*
mmmm stayks! ai hops der is sum lefted cuz itz dinnur tyme an ai hassa hungree!
I seez youz! *running for nomz*
Rememmer, pour in teh catnip furst, den stir teh noms in affer. Obberwyse it gows lumpy.
hmmm…agreed!
gottz tew has teh rite con…kon….erm….teh rite nawt-lumpiiness adn thikknesseses…
Yesh. Adn foar dat reezun, iffen yu adds tuu mush dry fuds, yu needs tu add gushifuds adn creem.
WIN!!
yesh….butt doanutt furgitt teh baycon cheezburger tew goez wiffitt!!
Yesh, yesh. Tu kompleet teh resipee, yu mustest fold teh baycon cheezburger in sloelee.
noez! iff yoo duzz itt slowlee, den yoo has tew yues moar den wun cheezburger!
Den agen, iff yu duzz itt kwikklee, den yoo stillz has tew yoose moar den wun…
ooh – this sounds like a gud recipea for the cookbook for the otters!!
*goes to add it…*
nawt gushifuds! NAWT!
eeewww, slimey!
Yeh. Iz why kitteh luks grumpy. Just got it awl licked off!
Grumpee kitteh can steel bowl u ober with kyuut !!
Dat is bery profound.
Purrscription for happeh: One Bowl of Kitteh
Reeds teh fyne print… juss add snorglols.
Just add milks!
Ohai, two_kittehs! Do yoo has a hot dere?
and humid, wuz over 90F here. DO NOT WANT.
Hi DK how U iz?
Saem heer! Ai has bin in mai undees awl dai!
Luuks liek big storm kumming naow, tho. I lub funderstorms!
Yuu goen tu run owtsied nd sea ?? * Shokt
!! *
Noes! Nawt inna funderboomers! Butt (!) mai mom alwais let us go owt inna ranestorm in our bavving soots!
Teh wetta waz rite nd yuu cud nawt get enni wetta !!
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* az lawng az nawt lite ningz iz prolly saef
Funderstorms is grandfather talking to me in my culture. So I love funderstorms too and listen berry careful what they are trying to tell me.
Ai haz a sadd…Ai lubs Funderstorms tu, but in Cawlifornica we no haz dem. Ai lubs Cawlifornica ebery udder wai but ai MISS mai funderstorms.
calyfornya gits fundurstorms, butt butt dey juss is nawt as sepktackyoolar wif teh lytning shohs.
datz wut ai wuz gowink tew sai!!
abowt hao teh fundurstormz arre, dat iz…
Fun to watch teh stroms boomin if yu live somewhere taht hazza lots of sky. Ai grew up on teh plains wif nawt much treez arownd… could see teh lightnins flash from one side of sky to teh other… Woot!! Zowie!! Mama Nature’s impressiveness, let us show you it!!
Yea, Ai sez omnib …ominuz….nefairyous……nephafar……Oh basement cat land! Air feaws hoomid,luk dark, hab FUNNDERROAR *screach ‘n jumps owly a witle…..ambeariszed*
wilw be tomato, mom? MOM? Pak fuds an gos to shellder NOW!! ooo MOM toona, donfurgitok
I tooking off mai jeanz adn bra owerz ago. just in panteez and t-shurt.
wuz dat TMI?? sry 
*Puts dark cloth over komputer skreen, to protekt cween’s privacee*
Ahhhh, feels SO gud to taek orf bra, eh?
* Ai wud liek tu cawmint …
*
*snerk*
*sew would ai*
furst tyk uf da westrictionsness ub da bwa…(ai tauwt de was ober wen Iz a itty bitty kitty in da wunnerful ’60′s.) Fweedom, let it awl be fwee an feal de natchual. den tayk de paw pwrotecsion sax ‘n sues, ib u hab tu wer dem, an den kitteh peal mush koolr. I neber haz to war dat plah untwil ai haz to myk dollers fur da fud. bos hooman sa higher mai, buut aiz hab tu do da bwa unnerwar…Twu Stirie.
Teh Qweenz gawt no clobez
!!
yesh butt (!) her nawt bein fooled by ennywun, nope nope nope.
I duz tew haz cloze!!! I just nawt wair bery mennyz uv dem. 8)
Pls tu nawt ete da bebbeh kitten. jus lik orf da nomz arown, k?
Ur steel a bowlful ob kyootness.
Iron dat the best kind??
So kynd ob u tu sez… u is teh ferrus in teh land!
Berry clebber, AP! Ai gibs yoo awl mai burgers!
Fankeez! *omnomnom* Nayld it, did ai? Ai tryz tu stay awn tack.
U hammered dat wun home!
sharpp azza dubblol-heddededed takk, teh lott ob ya’ll!
Hmm, teh heds ar teh nawt-sharp ends. Has ai bin insultifyd?
noez!!
izza eggspresshun datt ai caem acrowss wun dai…
Adn whut duz u fink it meens, nao dat u finks abowt it?
itt meednz dat yoo izz dublee sharp!! iz sew sharrp dat itt cannawt bii contayned bai wun saed, butt (!) teh otthur saed musst bii sharpenededed az wellz!!
att leest, datz wut aifinksew itt meenz…dattz wut ai ment bai itt…
…
wai, duz itt hab a diffurunt meenink den wut aithotsew itt wuz??
Iffn u luuk at a takk, oar a nayl, it has a hedd adn a poynt.
U hammers awn teh hedd tu drybe in teh poynt.
A dubblol-sharp takk wud be a dubblol-poynted takk.
Whut u sedd wuz lyke saying “heez sharp as a doorknob.”
Datz funneh kuz ebrywun knoez doorknobs ar rownd.
ohhz…:oops:
dat wuzz nawt wutt ai ment….
mai badd….
*goez obbar intew cornurr*
Ai didnt fink dat wuz whut u mented, but ai wanted tu mayk shoor u reelyzed whut u sedd wuz teh oppozit ob whut u mented.
No hard feelins… ai hoaps u lernd sumfin noo tudayz.
ai cudd habb swoarz datt wutt ai sed wuz wutt ai menteded….
huh….
*wunderz hao ai messeded dat wun upp*
*note to self: Research somewhat-unknown expressions before using them — they may not quite mean what you thought*
*Note to self (again): Why are you talking out loud to yourself??*
Adn in dis kayse, is nawt so much needin tu luuk up whut obbers fink it meens, but luukin kloasly at whut eech wurd meens, adn wevver is a straytforwurd meeening oar sarkastik lyke meening.
Foar egzamplol “sharp as a takk” has a direct and positib meening, but “sharp as a doorknob” needs tu be fawt abowt fur a sekkond tu reelyze dat it has a indirekt derogatory meening.
Ai juss nao gogglold dubblol-hedded takks, adn it seems dey ar refurring tu wuns dat has tuu hedds awn teh saym syde… lyke dubblol-hedded nayls dat leev teh sekkund hedd stikkin up frum teh wuud so u can moar eezily pullify dem owt wiff a hammur.
So dey luuk lyke |=|==> rathur den juss |==>
In dat kayse, a dubblol-hedded takk wud be juss as sharp as a reggular takk, so mebbe ur ryte adn ai is rong.
Recipe calls for generous scoops of kewt
wif a sprinkloling of catnip!
Oh Ai needz tu ad sum noms!!
* chops up the spinnich, and a unyum frows it in teh bole. toss in sum ripe olyves.
warmz up teh olyve oyls adn teh vinegarzz. frows sum bustid up baykun bitz inna oyl adn vinigur mix. Drizzlolz ober the tawp uf teh spinnich, unyumz adn olyves.
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Okai, Hoo wantz teh wilty spinnich salludz?!
Prolly nawt deh kitteh!
You not have meat in da salad?
Nawt gud to meat in teh salad. Get awl cubbered in oil n stuffs…
Whut U fink bustid up baykun bitz is maed uf?
Soybean.LOL
(Aifink yu are prolly right, 5 Eagles!)
Good kweschun, that. Aifinknawt taht teh baconbit-like red crunchy partikles inna shaker-can taht yu gets inna store haz ever been part of an animal. Nope nope. (Nor perhaps of a plant either?) Prolly teh same stuff Kool Whip iz made from, only wif salt adn red dye #5. But Ai dunno.
Ai nawt uze teh premayd baykun bitz. Ai mayk mai own teh ol fashhun wai, frum baykunz!!!
Om nom nom!! Nao Ai haz a hungree! Must go finds a baykun-gwackamoley cheezburger somewheres ASAP! See yu later!
*maekz baycon cheezburger wiff dragun fyer*
unforchunaltlee, ai nawt haz teh gwakamolee, tho…
OOhh fanks, DK! Is fine. Kan eet teh baycon cheezburger wifowt teh gwakamoley. Will frow in some slyces ov Hatch green chilies on teh top alsotu aswell. In fact, here’z a big tray of just such virtual cheezburgerz to share arownd, nom nom nom… all offishul Cheezland kind wif no kolesterolls oar kaloreez innem. *Passes tray around for late nite/early mornin/noontime/afternoon brunch snackies*
Oh yummy- I luv dat salad!
I nawt even has to luuk at teh boles.
I hazza fud bole monitor dat tellz me wen it be tiem to filling dem up.
Speshalee handi for notifyin mahm wehn teh bole gets emptee at 0300 inna mornin aifinkso? “Mahm!!1! Needz moar munchies NAO plzthnx!!” *two kittehs walkin on Red’s bellih adn pattin her eyelashes, pat pat pat*
Dini “teh mouf” lets me kno wen teh boles iz cloas to bein low!
Oh Dat iz teh funni aowtsied mai window. Teh Skwirrlgrrl iz eeting teh eggo wafflol. Taekz teh bites, turnz teh wafflol, taeks more bitez, turns wafflol agin.
Wehre dat silleh skwirl gots a wafflol?? Kwik, take a pixure for us plzthnx!
Aifinkso hurz borrowed it frum kafleen adn tuk it aowt in the sun to see it beddur. den hur gotted a hongree.
Mai camra iz borked. adn mai phon nawt can taek teh gud pikshur at dis distance.
Ratz! Oh well, teh word-pixure yu gave us is prolly worf a thousant phone-pixures anniwai. Thanx!!
ohai guise. ai has a big sad.
/lolspeek
Don’t know if anyone will remember — but once upon a time, I posted here about my friend’s son, Jackson, who was in Iraq as a Navy corpsman. He had asked to be given the job of euthanizing the homeless animals that were found and rounded up there by the US military.
While Jackson loved animals, and hated doing the job — he asked to do it because he couldn’t stand to see it being done the way it was being done. I do not know how that was, exactly — but Jackson was a corpsman, and as such was able to give injections and do the job as humanely as possible. And I do know he tried to be kind and give the animals some food and a warm place to sleep for a night before they had to go. I know because this strong young man told his mom (my friend) about how hard it was, and how he tried to do his best for them.
I have just found out that Jackson was killed in a car-bike accident in CA. I think he was about 25.
ai has a sad that there iz wun less animul lurver in teh wirld.
{{{Jackson’s Family}}} {{{Tessm}}} Aifinkso Ai will haz tu talk wif teh nite watchmanz tunite, when mai eyes stop leekin.
{{{tessm}}}
{{{jacksunz mom}}}
I hazza sad wif you.
Oh tessm!! I memberz u telling us abowt him…. And it maded mai hart warm.
{{{{tessm}}}}
{{{{jackson}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{Jackson’z famblee}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Sorry for all the loss, tessm.
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/11/funny-pictures-iz-sik-cant-go-2-skool/comment-page-1/#comment-494318
May the great creator find a warm fire and a great resting place for Jackson. For the creator holds a special spot in his heart for the people that look after and take care of his creational animal spirits.
anom 5E
My deepest sympathies to you and to Jackson’s family.
{{{hugs}}}
It am a thunderstormy nite in Cheezland. Deh litening am flashing and deh thunder am booming. Deh rainz b fawling frum deh sky like tearz frum deh angelz.
Deh nite watchman am wearing hiz brite yellow slikker az hii walkz deh streetz in deh raynez. Hii likez deh way himz rubber boots splashingz in deh puddlolz az hii goez along. Hiz cat, Winky, nawt liking deh raynez, haz opted tu staying home tunite.
Deh nitewatchman lukz dis way and dat az hii walkingz threw Cheezland. Teh storm slowly movez off and leavez deh streetz shiny in deh glow frum deh street litez. Deh clowdz thin and deh moon shinez britely in deh sky.
At deh gate tu dhe Princess Mu Medow, deh nitewatchman meetz up wif a hansum yung man. “Hello,” deh yung man says, extending his hand. “I’m Jackson. And u must b deh Nite Watchman I haz hearinged uv.”
“Yes, I b Eric,” deh nitewatchman sez, shaking handz. “And I haz heard uv u, tu. Kum, dere am sum frendz uv urz in heer.”
Deh tu yung menz enter deh Medow and Jackson iz stampeded bai kittehz. Yung, old, big, small, awl ar ankshus tu say Ohai tu deh onlyest purrsun hoo showinged dem lubz whyle dey were alive. Deh kittehz twine rownd himz anklolz, klime hiz legz, purr in hiz earz adn gibbing him hedbonkz and cheek rubz.
Jackson dropz to deh ground adn deh teerz run down him’z fais az hii tellz deh kittehz over and over how sorry hii wuz tu sending dem tu deh Medow.
“Donut wurry,” sez deh nite watchman. “deh kittehz noez u did it wif awl deh lubz u had. Deh kittehz kud feeling deh lub in ur handz. Dey donut b angry aor sad. Dey am happy to seeing u now. Dey haz no painz here.”
Evenchully, Jackson’z tearz dry and deh tu yung men talk to eech uzzer and deh kittehz fur owerz. Az deh moarning sky beginz tu briten, Eric leadz Jackson to a speshul spot in deh medow. “Stand rite heer,” he sez.
Az deh sun kumz up, deh Raynbow Bridge appearz. “I am so glad tu haz metted u,” Eric sez. Hii givez Jackson’z sholderz a hug, then pointz over deh Bridge. “Ur home am over there now.”
Jackson walks up tu deh Raynbow; tu his amazement, insted uv reseeding, dis Raynbow duzn’t move. Hii raizez hiz foot and stepz, expecting it to go thru teh Raynbow, but it duzn’t. Deh Raynbow am az solid az a rock. Hii walkz up adn over deh Raynbow Bridge wif deh sun shining on him adn a liddlol kitteh scampering after him. Hii pauzes at deh top and scoopz up deh kitteh, givez it a liddlol kiss on itz hed, tukz it in a pokkit and continuez on hiz sojourn.
*klappee klappee wiff larje skaelee pawz
*skaelz goez ebbureewaerz*
Wundermaus jawb!
btw, ohai, mai cween!
*bowz adn awfurrz chokklitz*
{{{{DK}}}}
Fankieez! Arize, Draconic Kitteh! Go forth and enjoy ur life!!
*nomz a chokklit and ponderz deh unfairnessez uv life*
*stadnz upp*
{{{teh cween}}}
*bowz*
ur wish iz mai command!!
*snagz 1 ob teh chokklitz*
oh mai. dat wuz lurvelee.
ai will share that with mi fren, sumdae.
fankees, mai cween.
{{{{{{tessm}}}}}}}
sumdae. nawt now. {{{{{Jackson’z mom}}}}}
ai haz used almost a whole box ob tissue ebery time ai reads da Night Watchman stories. Dis wun especially bekause dis weekend iz Memorial Day (old “title” Decoration Day).
mai aiez, itt seemz, arre a bitt maor leek-proof den sum…butt ai agreez wiff yoo…
Awodarmussly beeutifluffness twibut to a berry spshal hooman ob big heart an soul. Fanku cweenmy
*cobers eiz wif tissu fur cath emshion spil*
oh cween, yoo haz did it agin. am sitting heer in teh computer room wif my older boi hoo iz viziting for a fyoo days an trying not to letting him see my leeky eyes.
i’m shur taht deer yung man had many aminlol frends wayting to greet him on teh ovver side.
Hi LM, yoo up? tomorrow is teh day.
Ohai, kitkay! I am up. {{{kitkay}}}
ohai, pj!
Tessm – ai haz a huge sad now. Ai’m sure dat he’s working wif da Night Watchman in da Princess Mu meadow helping wif da gnu kittehs adn goggies. Dats such a sad sad story. But you can tell he lubed da aminuls.
Ai am cryyin all obur mai keybord nao! But it wuz a lubbly storee. (Lolspeak off…my thought are with his family, and with tessm.)
Ohai tessm
Ai haz teh verree leakee eyes now.
Pls to send hugs from us heer in Eensy Weensy Noo Ziland to Jackson’s family.
{{{{{tessm}}}}}
{{{{{Jackson’s family}}}}}
{{{Jackson}}}
{{{{{tessm}}}}
{{{{{{Jacksonz famowy}}}}}
{{{{{{cheez peeps}}}}}
{{{{{da furtunat fur angels dat Jackson helped during their last frightening moments}}}}} Jackson is Saint, Angel of compassion. Darlings were nawt alone and were loved by very special Navy Hero.
{{{{{jackson}}}}}
{{{{{jackson’s fambly}}}}}
wut a fine yung man, an i’m shur tehr wuz many frends wayting to greet him on teh ovver side.
much fankees to awl for the care and sympafees. cheezland is such a byootiful playse.
Jackson’s mom knows about ICHC, and when ai posted Jackson’s storee in 11/08, it wuz with permission. ai sended his mom the link so she cud reed it, and awl the nyse thingz peeps sed abowt Jackson.
sumdae, ai will also share awl this cheezlurve with her, hubby and other son.
fanks again to awl.
Oh, my goodness, tessm, sew srry fore teh loss ob this wunnderful young man! Hard to understand sumthymes why such sad fings happen! Best cheezlubs and prayers frum kitkay {{{{jackson and family}}}}
It be a sad time, tessm. Ai mourns teh loss of a troo animal lover. Goodbye, Jackson.
What a brave young man. What a sad loss. Thank you for sharing, tessm.
{{{Jackson & fambly}}}
{{{tessm}}}
Ai haz a sad wif u, tessm.
{{{tessm}}}
{{{Jackson’s famblee}}}
Nawt hot soup though, kthxbai.
Sew…yew watnz tew bii buyreed inn teh fud??
Just up to teh mouf, plzthnx. *Nom nom nom.*
haoebburr, teh maor aifinkso abowt dis, teh moar obb a gud eyedeeya itt seemz…
onlee wun problum: afturrwerdz, iz nesis…nece…needededed tew du sumpfink tew kleen yurself…
heer…tew maek itt moar kleer:
yoo gibs meh gusheefudz, ai nawt yoosez poyntee endz (adn poyntee(-ish) tayull adn littlol bitt ob fyer) awn yoo inn teh middlol obb teh nite…:evil:
dratt…wrong wun…erm…
Taek twoo…
dere wii goez…furrgotted teh spayse befoar teh colunn inn teh nawt-secund wun…
I hate it when dat happehs
yuppz…haoebburr, ai ramemburz it nao!!
Lyk kitteh in pwevius piture say “I sed a little off da top” kepz eberybudy cool