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Yooz teh maikrowabe
Congaz Anni !! Wotz cuuking
??
Lukks liek teh kitteh!
Ohai an concukkulashuns, Annipuss, awn leeding teh wai wiv Upfi PB! Ai wood sujest we hav sum nies cukked noms, butt(!) kitteh putz a stawp tu taht. Sew praps sammiches wiv toona, lettis an tomartew? An o cors joos an cawfee.
joos an sammy (no mater) for me pleez n tanx.
*rustles in teh cupboard for teh littlol candlols*
*wheels in trolly wif big cayk*
*puts candlols on and lights tehm*
*hangs up HAPPI BURFDAY! banner*
Happi burfday, Krelm! Ai wish u a wunnermus day full of prezzies and balloons and icecream! May u awlways have a warm spot and a kitteh to snorglol!
ooh – burfday!!
Here’s the norbeejun burfday song for u – goes reellee well wif Upfi’s cake an candlols
tank yew for the song(?) nenne, i think i’ll mayk it my ring tone
It really is the norwegian burfday song! this version is a comershul for a noridje soda pop – and the arteest is a lady (she’s passed away now) who wanted to be a singer, all her life! She called hurself a lyriclol alto and akshulleh rented Royal albert hall and sang a hole consurt wif audience and all!
Here are the lyrics, if u wanna singalong (ai inklood boaf verses…):
anda wun, to, wun too free foar….
Hurra for deg som fyller ditt år!
Ja, deg vil vi gratulere!
Alle i ring omkring deg vi står,
og se, nå vil vi marsjere,
bukke, nikke, neie, snu oss omkring,
danse for deg med hopp og sprett og spring,
ønske deg av hjertet alle gode ting!
Si meg så, hva vil du mere?
Høyt våre flagg vi svinger. Hurra!
Ja, nå vil vi riktig feste!
Dagen er din, og dagen er bra,
men du er den aller beste!
Se deg om i ringen, hvem du vil ta!
Dans en liten dans med den du helst vil ha!
Vi vil alle sammen svinge oss så glad:
En av oss skal bli den neste!
ooooh kay
*snik*
*yoinks sum caek and joose and goes back to purrtending to wurk*
Hee, hee !! Taht’s wot yuu orlwaiz duu
!!
Krelm: copee teh tekst nd go tu guuglol nd chuuz moor, tehn translait !! Itz eezy tu reed tehn
!! * Thx Nenne *
* copeez bofe intu himz secrit fyle ob secrit speshlol fingz *
thanx upfi, but sum bodee better hep me dowse deez ‘lebety nine candlols afor we haz a conflig… infer… big ‘sloshun!!
* Hangz up a big sine faw teh
fireburfdai *thanx PB *show off
*
Yuu welkom, Krelm !! Ai bean lurnifying hao sinss ai sor wot NC66 cud duu ‘tuvver dai
!! * straynd mai brayn, ai tel u *
ht tp://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/05/23/funny-pictures-cat-i-haz-em/comment-page-1/#comment-927258
* Thx NC66
*
\sf o \sf o \sf o \sf o
\sf o \sf o \sf o \sf o \sf o \sf o \sf o \sf o\sf o
\sf o \sf o \sf o\sf o \sf o \sf o
\sf o\sf o \sf o \sf o
\sf o \sf o \sf o – \sf o
\sf o \sf o \sf o \sf o \sf o \sf o
\sf o \sf o \sf o \sf o-
never mind
Aisle messige myne tu yuu !! Didnut wunt tu steel NC’s !!
oooh – wud u cayre tu shayre the nolidje wif mee tu??
*bribes PB wiffa mound of snikrs*
I can bi brybed wiv caik
!!
Mee free plzthx??
‘sPloshun…
(adn nesting fail, goze up one or too)
i try for proper tanx upfi, hope it nests rite.
Happi tayle birfdai, Krelm!
Is ok! Ai awlways read teh hole thread anyway. *schmoos Krelm*
Ohai nd hao yuu bi, OCM ?? Ai bean owt in teh dark agenn butt(!) mayd it hoam alibe !! * bit cloas wib a bus *
* Halps selb tu sammidg nd cawfee, thxberrimush
*
Ohai PB an Krelm! Wotsh owt wiv teh bussis, PB!! We nawt wanna pikk u up frum wunna dem!
Juss cawl meh nanna!
Ai bee orrite fanks. Juss fel as leap awn teh cowch wiv a kitteh.
nanna!
Owchy !! Wuz it teh midnyte kittee ?? Thair hard tu sea sumtiemz !!
U can eat ur food cold, laik ai du!
Mornin Upfi!
Ohai, Annipuss! Ai hopes u is well today!
isle bi heer awl nite
catserole
Iz taht wot ai smel ??
needs cheez…
nd less hare
fibre…
Happy burfday krelm.May you have many smores.Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
thank you 5 Eagles… how be yoo?
Mello kitteh luuks mello!
where are my manners?
good morn/afternoon/ebening and congrats to miss anni, upfi and pb…
Thx krelm! Yep, mornin fur me, affernune fur Upfi an ebenin fur PB! Berry erlee fur u tho!
not so bad, yooshoolee up at this time.. looking forward to fun day today at DMV getting driben lisenz re-nude.. luckee me!
Enjoi! Ai haz 2 goe owt 2 get a papur. Bai!
Thx nd Ohai Krelm !! Yor dribin lisenc sowndz lisenshuss
!!
Wudnot catsh mi at yor DMV
!!
it gibs lisense for all things, clothing b opshunal
Wot abowt a cat lisents ?? * Du yuu nead tem ?? *
no… but tehy tawkin bout them
Tehy tawkin lisentss heer tu, butt(!) faw teh goggies ony. Kittehs bii fu free! Howsees kin ony habs tew goggies.
Ohai mollypuss !! Teh kitteez heer in Victoria, OZ, hab tu wair a tag awn a kollar, hab a chip in teh skin, hab a tattuu in teh eer adn arnt allowd owt at nite !! In sum cowncils, nawt at awl !!
Twu cat limit !!
we (los angoleze, Cali.) hab nuttin for cats (mine iz chipped but is bolluntary) and yoo can haz tree catz insyd citee limits (plus tree dogs, tree birds, etc.) doggeez hab all kinda laws!
*i lib rite next to nationlol forest, maybe 500 meters*
where i liv, is not good idee to let cats outside (or dogs at nite) kyotees an mowntin lines an sumtyms bares
Sowns liek naychaz way ob keaping domestik aminlolz nd tehir ownaz owt ob teh woodz !!
*Wen yu hab teh rite liscenz yuu can go si bare in teh wuudz*
TTI u doan’t hab 2 hab lisense fur goggies naow – yoost 2 tho – an u can hab az mennee aminolz az u can luk affer – nawt danjerus wunz uv corse – but kittehs, goggies an uvver pets. Chips are opshunul.
Taht’s hao wi wer tuu !! Ai agree wib keaping conrol ob strayz nd feralz kilin teh ozzy wildlyfe, but ai fink teh licens iz unfare !! Gogge licens startid coz tehre ar dainjress goggez nd teh shud bi cawntrold !! * unfare awn teh littlol wunz *. Whu ebber gawt atakt bai a kittee
??
come on hoomin, get dis cheezburger masheen goin!
Kitteh cook is slaving on a hot stove…
“Kitteh slaving”- isn’t that an oxymoron? Or mebbe thatz just me…
8)
Steeb McKween Kitteh
letz Prittee Wun yooz Beeg Wyte
Wawrm Bawkz 2 cuukz Nomz!
Prittee Wun summtymez
cuukz Nomz insyde Beeg Wawrm
Bawkz…. Meetlofe bestest!!
Steeb McKween Kitteh
wawntz aroamfayrapee
frum Flat Nom Nom Bawkz!!!
Jack.
Mah kitteh thinx mah hed iz a sors of warmz wen aiz sleepin :/
Today on ‘Cooking with Fluffy,’ we explore the ways of homemade noms.
Sweet kitteh, but it reminds me of many years ago when one of mine jumped from the top of the fridge onto a red-hot burner and burned his paw. Poor baby. But it healed without a scar, and he never went up there again. I think he told the other cat because she also never went up there. Please tell all your kittehs. Wuv