Bob believed that Fluffy was dieting perfectly until one day he came home from work early
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wif his camera, yu see!
Congrats, carosue!
fank yu! I duz nawt often fynd mai fingers faster dan yers!
Congarats Carosue foar yur nawt sekkund !
Cort in teh akt!
Congarats anni foar teh tye!
Thx TTC!
I pleeds insanity, m’lord.
Eetin owt uv teh boks liet dat iz insanitree 2!
saves a plate, and keeps yer fingers from turning orange….and everything you touch
Luukin owt furr da enveyeromment. Sabbing wadders buy nawt durtyin dyshes!
Spose dat’s troo – ai wuz finking him mite sabe sum fur latur – sillee uv me, dat!
culd be a cereal boks, but looks a lot like teh bisquick boks (pancake an baking mix). wuld be kind ob gross to just eet all by itself owt ob teh boks. but tehn, i am not a hungry kitteh.
Maybe kitteh had awlreddy nommed teh obber ingreedeents foar pancakes. Wunner iffen laytur pics show kitteh tossing itself in teh ayr adn den likking maple syrup.
Atkins dyet fail
Carbahawlik.
Needz tu go tu Carbahawliks Anonymouse.
*Miftur Anony Maus steps up tu teh podyum*
Fankeez foar cummin tu teh meeting tuday.
We is heer tu fayse up tu owr carbo-craybings.
Nao repeets aftur meh, mai fluffy floofy frens…
Carbaje is garbaje! Meets ar tu eets!
Oh yeh, adn Mausez ar frens, nawt fud!
*Krowd channtz … “proteen wyll keap yu leen!”
Teh mausez joyn in wiff “cheeezez pleeezez!”
Kitteh stepz up tu podyum – “mai nayme is Fluffy adn I’m a karbahawlik” Crowyd chantz “Hi Fluffy” !
Steppe nawt sekkond: We admitted we wur paw-less ober carbs, unless we nommed em nawt sekkond wen dey wurn’t looking!
… adn cawt hur gettin stuffd.
TEH ELVES PUT MEH IN DERE, I SWEAR!
Prolly dat Gizmo wun
OH wate – nawt Gremlinz – elves – den it muzt hab been Sneeky
Or Stinky (de 8th dwarf)
Aftur manee attempts to bathe Stinky, he was ruthlessly kicked out of the group, and given a restraining order from everyone in the world. He now lives in a strange hut in a forest. No one has came near him since, because they all run screaming from the stench once they are within 500 meters of him.
Teh family does nawt like to talk about him.
Has been cropped from all fotos too. Is a shame, rly. He was…Well, he had…No, nawt a shame at all, reely.
*snerks*
Akshewally, woz helping yu remoob temptations from my presence.
all yer snaks, are belong to mii
HAY!!! Gimme mai snakz bak!!!
*hedbats dan*
*Yoinkz snakz*
Bob, by the wai, iz nawt the sharpest nife in teh drawer.
Hae, hoo u callin stuupid?!
I did nawt kall yu stoopy! No! It wuz sum odder Bob. Unfortunately, I has had sum bad Bobs in mai lyfe. Wun murderer, wun child abuser and a wun who left his family to live on teh beech in Costa Rica.
Dats wut sum peeps told mii arlsew, too manee bad Bobs in their life.
So, ai changed my name. Ai spell it bakwards nao.
What the hell? When I spotted this on the home page it said “be the first to leave a comment”. And in the space of 2 seconds it has 4?
yes. We duz dat. We is slightly competitive, even, in a fun wai. Gots to have the fun. An…oops. Ai did nawt realize der was a Bob present when I made teh nife comment. Pleez to nawt be takin it puursonally.
And that includes having a computer with an extrodinarily fast internet connection and / or having 15GB of memory??
Kitteh gawt pwnt. Cawt in dah actt. Nom-Nom-Nom
*Boop* *Yoinks noms*
Last summer, Fluffy’s favorite cereal box fit purrfectly.
Pleeze tew be hawnest nao – duz dis bocks maek me luk fatt?
Hard tu say… awl ai can see is ur butt. *runs*
No, it’s nawt teh bocks.
not my fawlt. serial company makin’ teh boxes smaller.
Stoopy ekonummy…maykes seerial kumpany shrunk bawkses so naow muh butt ( ! ) lukks fatt!
Dey maek teh boksis smawler so u doan’t notiss u get less fur ur munnee!
yup, insted ob rayzing prices tehy made teh boxes smaller. tehn they rayzed teh prices anyway.
Bocks gawt smaller wen ai sent tu kleenurs
At least Fluffy wuzznt eeting marshmallows! Dat’s whut Ai cawt my Kirby doing. Ack! An he’d jus gon into remishun on his diabetes!
Tehy seddsoe tehre wuzza pryze inz tihs bokks … ay’ll fyndify itz if’n ai haztu eet ebbree crummnomnomnomnom …
Teh kidlets prolly dug it owt wen dey nawt-sekkund opind teh bawx.
[very funny. pull me out, plz]
(Putz on troll mask) Pleez do nawt be stuffin ur kitteh into a bawx- dey may suffomocayt, and iz nawt gud fur dem! And nawt to be feedin dem sugary cereal snax- only healfy cat fud stuffs, and nawt let dem get overwayt, and and- argh- rips off mask- Yuck! Dat thing is smelly!
gud won
tee hee! why can’t da trollz on IHaHD be as funneh as the onez heer on ICHC! doze doggeh trollz be maykin meh crayzee!
*wisp purrs*
teh reel t-r-o-l-l-s dat shows up heer cans bee prettee nastee tu.
pore fluffy, ai jest ate it win dat happenz.
*haz a imbareassed*
ai mint tew say hate, nawt ate. ai gess it werkz eever wai doe huh?
Typoz can has funneh, speshully wen deyr punneh.
Juss be lyke teh kitteh… wawk away wiff “ai mented dat” awn ur fayse.
Kitteh izz beriberi gud atz teh *ai doo’d taht awn purr poze” luuk (speshlolee wen tehy du sumfink “aksidentuwallee” lyke nok sumfink daoun inz teh middlol uv teh nyte adn skarify tehy hoomin haff tu deff).
Just one small nom!
Wun smawl nom foar a hyoomin, wun jyunt heep foar a kitteh.
izzit waffer thin?
[joins lolrus in lukking foar uh bucket]
*snert**
dat trooly did makez mii laff owt lowd!!
*applause* well done
kitteh diddunt eet teh hole bocks. hims wuz juss triyin tu git teh lass nom at teh bottum.
i could has nommed all nite
i could has nommed all nite
and still has nommed sum more…
tahts wut my kitteh kumo sez. i beleeve it too.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Krelm an boocat1235 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, red velvit caeks wif fluffy creemcheez frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, sekrite detectib notebukswif invisiblol ink pens, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happy burfday, Krelm and boocat1235 and all peeps who has a burfday today! Fank u, Burfday fairy …
** helps self to larj piece of red velvit caek **
Krelm?? it b Krelmz birfingday?? whair am he??
*lukz rownd*
*lukz skware*
*lukz obleek*
Happy Burfday, Krelm, whairebber u am!!!!!
Him wuz heer dis mornin (berree erlee fur ‘Mericans) an Ai fergottid 2 sai happi birfdai.
i f’gib yoo miss anni…
i’z rite heer yer madge estty… thnx!
Box the kittehs ears for cheating on his diet.
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/05/funny-pictures-i-felled-off-tha-waggon
What the heck, that one says June 8 2008? you are scaring me Lunarmommy.
Recycling, LOLcat style!!
Old Pic nu capshun.
Dis luuks alot lyk Dini, wif bak-fut-spot an awl.
Oi!! dat wuz /mai/ snakkfud noms!!
*tiklols kitteh awn tummeh*
*runz awai wif a kwikniss tu aboid bunneh kiks ob deff*
Rilly, dis iz nun ov Bob’s bizniss! By teh way, ai gets tu meet Eva teh Diva dis weekweekweekend!!!! Yay! Happytayle dansdansdans!!!!
I’m not fat, I’m fluffy !
his willpower broken, fluffy gave in to temptation and binged.