Mai religion? I’z Roamin’ Catlick. You?
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af eeist!
Congrats, OCM!
Thx Anni. Ai bin bizzy tunite wiv lotz ov marking.
Dere aer tiemz wen Ai aer glad Ai nebber past enuff eggzams 2 get 2 be a teechur! (dat wuz wat mai skule sed Ai shud be)
Ar lokal skool has wun mor dai left fer teh kiddos. Tey is happi teechers, ifinkso!
Mai sistur teechis senyurz (15 – 18) wen dey haz dun teh eggzams dey can leeb, soe her haz less markin at dis tiem uv teh skule yeer.
W00t!! a 5 way ty!!! Conga ratz tu OCM, Anni, Nenni, Niser and Carosue!!
Off tu deh Tybooteek!!! Dey haz deh bobblol hedded kittehz, deh snow globe kittehz and deh wind chime kittehz dat purr in deh breeze!!!!
Ai iz reddy tu hab sum retale therapies–les go, peeps!
Am ai too layte to come along?? Ai reelee need sum PurringKittehWinChimes!!
An ai will hang tehm up an play a prittee toon fur
ozcatmum
annipuss
carosue
‘Niser
AND
Nennepus!!
Ai’m bak!!
An ai browted sum fresh stromberree & Roo Barb PI frum teh Pi Stawl.
Still hawt! Maybee wif sum vanilla eye scream??
An – an nice pot ov coffee . . . .oh wayte.
Ai think – we shud awl hav 16 ounz espressos wif extry mokka – hawt!! – an thnk ov ar deer Teho! Just don’t spill ene! Speshullee if tehy ar lying awn teh flore awl dustylike.
Just halp yurselves. An teh PI iz alreddi awn teh playtes. Yoo just hav to put yur own eye screem awn. ;
Nebber tu layt fer de tybooteek!!! C’mon, tayke mye arm an wee wil getz yu dat pritty littlol kitteh winchimes!!!!!
Wai thank, ‘Niser!! Yoo reelee AR nicer!!
Hav we met??? Ai think maybee ai introdooced mice elf a couple ov daiz ago – butt yoo may nawt hav seen it. But it IZ nice to meet yoo.
Ai’ve bin gon a lot fur sum taim. . . happee to bee hoam again!
Oh noes, ai dint see udder introducing yuself. Gud tu meetz yu, NCH4K!!! An fankees 4 deh lubbly noms abuv…..lub de expresso wif Xtra mokka, adn needid it dis mornin.
Strombeerree/RooBarb iz wun ov mai grate favrits!
An teh mokka – glad yoo laik it. Itz verree sentimental.
Hav yoo bin to teh “Lore an Legends” at teh Cryer??? Taht’s teh nayme ov ar verree furst ebber advenchoor heer in Cheezland. An Teho wuz teh – hero/viktim!! An he’s teh wun hoo haz just goan off to joyne teh Armee!
We ar awl prowd ov him. To say teh verree leest.
An nao, much az ai wud laik to stay, ai must bee off. . .
Butt – ai hoep to see ebreewun again reelee soon!
*sigh* I missed Janet!
Well, actually, I must b off, tu!
Ta-ta!!
* Bows nd waivz *
Ai roam, Ai’z a cat an Ai likk!
O berry clebber, Annipus!
an is so funni!
ow nawt. Bein a kitteh, you kno
dat didn’t come owt quite rite. I was tryin to say dat being a kitteh is the kitteh religion. Worship the kitteh is teh kitteh plan!
Iz troo. Ohai Carosue!
o hai! Gud mornin or evenin, I hope?
Iz Prespurr terian.
Wi yoost tu corl tehm, “Press Button” !! * no offens, aihoap
*
No wun haz press-buttons enni moar awn tehir cardiganz !!
No offens takin. I haz a funnie…..Ai use tu bee wif de press an offen wore de press badge!! An ai iz former prespurr terian!!
Ai don fink we haz propurrly met.
*Offers PB floofy paw ob frenship*
Nycetumeetzyu!
* Shaiks paw wib oan blak floofy paw *
!!
Nyse tu mete yu tuu
BTW, teh press-buton wuz a fastenur
!! * babee cloabs, ect *
Oh, ai seez…..so nofing tu du wif reelijun…..cept dat’s wut yu cald de prespurr terians?
Liek teh Methodists (non-drinkers) wer corld Methos witsh is short for Methylatid Spiritz (not rekummended)
!!
* Awl in gud humour, ob corss
*
heyy
Ai bii Purrhddist. Duzzit cownt? * Floofy por fur ‘Niser. Wii nawt interedoosed…*
Ai’m sur Purrhddist must cownt!
Ummmm. . . waht izzit??
(Izza a Buddhist kitteh, c?)
(Well, taht’s wat ai thot, but ai wuzn’t shur
)
Ohai, mollypuss!!!
*reterns floofy paw*
Nycetumeetzyu!!!!
ai can has reelijun as Jedi?
Iz Pawtestant.
whatr we pawtestin? ai’l mak a licket sign!
ai eetid ist
8)
I has a flavor!
OT, I have a PC problem – I keep getting a pop-up message that Windows does not recognise a USB device. Um..I don’t have any USB devices plugged in! It stops if I plug a memory stick in one of the USB ports!
Prolly best tu du a reestart, aifinkso !! * wibbowt teh stik *
Sea if taht halps ??
Tried dat! Aifink it muss be sumfin rong wiv teh port Ai haz teh stikk in – Ai doan’t yooz dat wun offn.
Isle send u a messige
Thx
yew nawt teh ownly 1 wid pc problems, Anni! Myne be at my friends bein fixxered, if its even possible, sew ai is a hijacking my bfs pc!
an gud affernuuns tew yew awl, hopes yew is awl well!
Procrastinitist
And ai is Prod East End!
* prod, prod
*
Ouch! Stop dat!!! Or ai prod … ur…. buttocks!!! *ebil grin*
If ai were enenthing, ai wud bee a Lutheran.
An ai cannawt maek that intresting oar funnee! LOL!
Loo thur on . . . .nope! Ene sujjestions??
Loot’n'run ?? * Yor maikin mi larf
*
Looser ‘an ??
* sai it wib a cherman “th” sownd liek “sank-yuu” !! *
* no offensAihoap *
Ai’m shur no wun cud pawssiblee be off ended!
Teh pore cherman’s (LOL – Upfi – ar yoo still heer??) dont HAV a “th” sound, so itz a bit hard fur tehm, offen.
Ai doo luv to heer groops ov cherman’s singing “Happee Birssday,” tho!
Pffffft … laff awl u laik! Ve haf vays to maik u tawk, u noes.
LOL
* NO !! Nawt teh fevver tiklol tawtcha !!! *
LOL!! That werks fur mee!!
PB – doo yoo perhance laik . . .urlee mewsik. Frum purrhaps around 1630? Nawt reelee urlee – butt. . .
From 16:30 ?? Befoar teh urly nyuz ??
Ai did liek teh urly myuzic wuns but prolly nawt nao, sawree !!
* Itz b’roke’n myuzic ?? *
Handsumm Bayjj Kitteh
ekkspessez no fayff, ekksept
lub ub Cheezburgrz!
“Cheezburgrz will getz
U froo tymez un no munneez
bettah dan munneez
will getz U froo tymez
ubz no Cheezburgrz!” So sez
wyze Fat Fredde’z Cat!!!
Jack.
OH JACK!! Yoo ar a Fat Fredde’z Cat fan??? Ai eben hav teh T-Shurt!!
Ai stil habs de Freaky Bros. comic buks frum de 70′s. I haz a hope dat sum dai dey will bee worf bunches ob monies, butt (!!) not yet. Eben dough dey in minty conditions!
Minty condishun iz at leest promising!
Mai pore t-shurt iz washed out an haz a whole – but ai wud nebber giv it up.
Yoo hav LOTS ov teh comix?? I mite hav wun oar too sumware.
ai used tu lub Fat Freddie’z Cat!! ai hazn’t saw or fot ob dat in foreber til teh ober dai on wun ob Jack’z ohaikuz!!
He wuz reelee sumthing!!
Aifink mebbe 5 oar 6…..itz bin a long tyme sins ai dug dem owt. Ai members lukking up de valu online a fyu yrs bak. Also habs a minty condishun Close Encounters magazeen frum bak den 2. Ai dun hab eny ideas wut dat be worf.
Clappity clappity Jack!!! Dis be wyze ‘spression indeedee.
*whispers*Cepts ai stil lykes de origanel wun bedderer.
Ai iz Escipo….Espico…King Ornery he Ate’s church. We iz laik de Roamin’ Cat Liquor’s butt (
) wif moar noms an fewer b***’s.
Shud menshin, “b***” rhymes wiff “laff”.
Ai havva tayst!
Ai izza Purr-fekshinist.
Here, yoo look lyke yoo has a liddlol sumthin on yor fayz. Lemme warsh it orf with this paw here. Cat slobber has medicinal proper tease, yoo noes.
Awlmoats azz gud azza noes BOOP frum an kitteh – noes BOOPZes kan kyoor lawtsa fings, aifinkso – speshlollee wenn ai izz daoun inz teh dumpz … kitteh givz mih an noes BOOP adn ai feal awl bedderer ryte awai.
Is bettah than any shampoo, my kitteh’s furz mush more purty and shiny dan mai hair
And so began the practiss of the Laying On of Pawz . . .
ai iz more nomz!
nawt reelly butt (!) ai fot it wuz funnee.
I iz pastafarian
pasketti, nom, nom, nom
I is Roman Cat’lic propah and I approves of dis joke
im roman cat’lic too!!!!
I’m Mewish myself, and my neighbor is Pawtestant!
Chewish
Purrsonalee, ai b Loltheran. Butt (!) wii awl mus wurshup CC, rite? RITE???
.
Anom!
Iz Loodderuhn-proddasduhnt……. but dat taysts not asgudas Catlick
I liked this picture better when it was “Momcat prepares to get that smudge.”
Why are old pictures being re-capped and posted over and over? Surely, we haven’t run out of pictures of cats on the internet.
oh LOL…..RAWR!!!!! dis kitteh holier dan you iz.
lol that is the best play on words I’ve ever seen.
Mean while im chris chan
I’s GOT a catlick!