
Psst… Maisie’s not a real “happy cow!” See that smile of hers? Face lift. Udder’s probably fake, too.
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Psst… Maisie’s not a real “happy cow!” See that smile of hers? Face lift. Udder’s probably fake, too.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: cinna-crumbs via Advanced Lol Builder
Haz had awl teh “treetmins”
Congarats and conga meeces to yu anni fer leadin de brade parayde!!
Thx ‘Niser!
************** A NOUN’S MINT *************
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Reminder For Portland (PDX) Cheezmeet this Caturday at High Noon! We iz meeting at Teh Tea Zone, on NW 11th and Glisan. Festibities adn sparkly-fing-chasing will continoo until we iz worn out oar we’b drunk awl teh tea.
awww, haz fun ebreewun!
*imbents a teleport adn kitteh-naps bluesfan foar teh cheezmeet*
Nip, tuck, moo!!
Concatulayshuns, anni, ‘Niser an bf! Joyn us a bit downthredd – Italiana iz maykin mylolkshaiks!!
is dat anuthur buuk en teh “click, clack, moo!” seerees?
Wattya kno! Kows kan bee katty tew!
An dey de sorce ob de bestist noms on erth…..cheez!!!!!
Aifink her iz beein a rite cow!
yepp – and teh hole femoomenom will be ruminated ober on dr. bulls show, like “mah SIL is a heffer” and udder mooronic titlols…
I cud (hee hee) mayk a rilly bad Oprah joke heer, butt(!), u knowz, it’z jus tuuuuu ez.
Yep! She had a Moo Job!
An a tayle tuk!
Coming to the CW this fall…..Gossip Cow
De spinoff wil bee……wate fer it……wate fer it……deshperet cows wifes!
*snert*
*groan*
ballet bovines tew u cinna-crumbs, grate capshun!
Fanksyoo, bf! Duz dis meen dat I iz – agen, wayte fur it – owtstanding in teh field? *cuverz eerz so as nawt tu go deff frum teh groans*
Comgrabyurelayshuns awn teh frunt-paijjm cinna-crumbs! Sillybratorry mylolkshaiks fur ebbrewun!
Yay! Mylolkshaiks! Kin I haz vanilla??
Yu can has ennee flavr yu laiks – azz meowtch azz yu laiks (no kallolerees, noe fattz – itz awl gud!).
*maiks an rumm-rayzin mylolkshaik*
*SLUUUURRRPs*
*grabz a bendy-straw fur teh vanilla mylolkshaik*
*sip sip sip sippity sippity shlurp shlurp SHLURP SSSSSHLUUUURP!*
Yummmm! Fanksyoo, fanksyoo, Italiana!
ROFL!!!! gud wun cinna-crumbs!
Hee hee hee… fanksyoo! *bows hed wif humilitee, awlso glad g-cat didn’t groan!*
*snert* *groooooan* *snert*
purrrhaps she tryin tew b new face of “Laughing Cow Cheese” and dey were tew udder auditionees??
Harrumph! Sour graypes! Um, er… sour creem. Sauerbraten?
awlse mayded intu an moo-vee … barnzyarrd seel well tu Meen Grilz … Meen Bo veenz
stoopy fingrrrz – shud bih “seek well”, uv koars
*snert an groan*
dat wuz funnee
snarky mookow givz sower creem, aifinkso
When in teh California…
*runs off to emeow this pikshor to BFF Maisie*
Noooo! Den she’ll bee awl mad at me, an awl I didz wuz tu rekord teh fakts as dey wuz prezentid tu me!
real cows of Gnu Jersey?
FTW, 2K!
fanks luvscatsva!
Is elbenty hunnert degrees here, is it hot in va?
Yesh- about 80-sumfing, and hyumid.
“Real”? Wurd does not compute in Reality TV Show producer’s mind. Self destruct in 10…9…8…
Wehn Reel Kows uv Gnu Joisey getz madd (madd kow dizzeez??), duz tehy enngaij inz mylking stule flyppeng?
oar … kow tippeng …
Maisie sez “Jellus much, Elsie?” an pranses awf tew audishun fer Cowse, MD
Plus, she gives her calfs de soy milks
iz nootrishus an nawt sew hard awn hurr underneafy bits
Aifinkso Elsie dere haz had sum wurk dun tew, affer awl, shez been teh Borden cow fer elebenty hunnerd yeers an stil luuks teh saim!
*snerk*
Kitteh from last pic, Waiter, mah cheezburger is bit rare
in fakt, itz runnin awai! After taht cheezburger!
Barn Yard Kittehz can
helpz keez t3h Happee Cowz awll
Happee maykeengz Millk
Barn Yard Kittehz canz
keepz Happee Cowz awkyoopyedz
filleengz Millk Buckittz
Barn Yard Kittehz amz
atz listtenneengz 2 Happee
Cowz spreddeengz roomurrz
Jack.
*clappity clappity!* Heheheh… dat’s awlso gotz tu be wun Happee Barn Yard Kitteh!
Ai kno last yeer lots uv cheezfrends wen tew teh Cheezburg Nite wif teh Mariners, iz aneewun plannin tew go dis yeer? Ai wish ai cud
want happee cat bobblyhed tew *powts*
*nodz*
ai wantz wun tew. ai libes in Texis it be wai tew faw fur mii. aifinkso
still wantz a bobblyhed kitteh, ai wud pay fur itz.
aifinkso tehy myte has sum inz teh thai boot eek? Sea tehm? Ryte neggst tu teh kitteh deelolee-bobberz!