
i trust you will let me know when it’s time to eat… other than that, i won’t be needing you anymore
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i trust you will let me know when it’s time to eat… other than that, i won’t be needing you anymore
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nauw begoyn.
O….adn breeng eh catnip mahgahreeta.
an sum toona.
Awn a playt, wiff sum krunchytreets.
adn poynt teh phan een dis direkshun.
Ware’s dat catnip mahgareeta ai ordered….abowt elebenty minuts agoe???
Oh, der it iz…..akshully, ai hab changed mai mind. Wud be prefurring a moheeto nao.
Adn summa doze chokklit possumz, tu.
wif eis!
adn uz dose speshul plastuk eis kuebz soe dey dont watah down teh drinkee.
an leeve teh bell sew ai cans summun yoo en cays aifinks uv sumfing els ai nead.
Congrats an GMTA!
Concats catena, Ambercat and anni!!! Mai stoopy pyooter wud nut refwesh!
kthxbai
Ai need naps nao. Anna a lidl catnip…
*sprinklols 3 lbs ob catnip ober cat*
U mai goe naow!
Leave mii, slave.
Yes masteriess.
Adn don let de sween doar hit yu on yer wai out!
… tho dat wud be funneh tu watch.
awai wits you, mai minions – gibes me sum fud layder.
butt (!) wunse ai getz dose poeslolbble fumbs…
ai herd dey wuzz shippeded tew yoo yesturdai…dey mite bii arribink suun!
It’s a cat’s 22. You nawt can opens da bawx cuz you habs no poeslolble fumbs.
*hem hem*
Erm…poyntee endz FTW!!!
Adn if u wants tu sit deyrz a chayr bakk deyr. Plz tu nawt disturb meh.
As lawng as u can use teh pom fan frum teh chayr, dat’s fyne, odderwize, yu’ll haz tu stand.
Nawt tuu kloase, nao. Ai lykes a cuul breez, nawt gayl-forse winds.
Adn plz to go inside so my frennz nawt see you.
U is so embarrissen, eben foar a hyoomin. Adn put awn sum pants.
Aiz been mawderated! oh noe! musta spelled sumfing funnee….here? no way!
WP lykes tu eet teh reely funneh wunz. *nods*
Eeep! Ai muss nut be bery funneh. It nebber eated wun ob mai commints!
Just stik arownd, u’ll git ur turn!
ohai TTC! ai wuz mawderated tew an ai cain’t imagin whut ai speleded rong.
Yu r dismissed!
Ellegant Kitteh
wawntz sum Chinz andz Belleh Rubz
andz a boal ubz Millk!
Ellegant Kitteh
awllso wawntz hurz Pillo Floofdz
andz Prittee Flowurrz!!
Ellegant Kitteh
amz naymed Hawlee Go~Lytelee
‘cuz hurz lubz nyss feengz!!!
Jack
mune ribbah…
widah den eh miyl
aiz krossun yu en styel
sumdae…
**clappity clappity**
dat wuz wunnermouz az alwaiz Jack
U shur u no need me? I wuz goin to stand here waving this peacock feather fan over u and peelin ur grapes.
*Changes mynd* You can stay.
Fud? wut? waer??
ai dunno butt (!) dere wuz talkz ob schwimpz onna last lol butt (!) ai hazzent seenz NE
Chekk teh frij. Iffn u fynds enny cheez, bring it tu meh.
* BURRRRPPP*
Oh, wuz ai suppozed tu waek U fur teh grilled sammuns kitteh? Sorree is awl gawn nao, teh goggie eben likked teh bolez.
*hiedz frum upsetted kitteh inna neerust rathole *
srsly? u donut efen haz a byte?
Ya snooz, ya looz…
Iz owkay. I’b gotted a hooooge whole smowked sammun, deboned. Butted west riber rat iz cleerly too full to enjoi it. Dat leebs moar for us.
dat rox jd. *nomnomnom* fankiez!
If only that were true. My cat is so clingy.