
Funny, but Lil Bubba didn’t FEEL any ‘weiser’! In fact, Lil Bubba wasn’t feeling much of anything at all!
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Funny, but Lil Bubba didn’t FEEL any ‘weiser’! In fact, Lil Bubba wasn’t feeling much of anything at all!
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kitteh abuse!
conga rats, carosue! yu has eh soloe!
nawt dat I am being awl trollish, mind yu, but teh pur kitteh looks totally wasted. Do nawt want!
Do nawt want, eeever! Nawt funneh 2 innywun hoo haz livved wif an alkoholick…. Altho Ai noes teh beer kan iz onlee a prop, it stil pushez mai buttunz. Srsly. I haz a sad.
{{{exhoicat}}}
Come, have a hug. Teh alcomaul be a bad fing iffn it is abused. Sorry u had to suffer from it. Just as well kittehs are not prone to any kind of drug abuse – unless u count catnip, but ai fink catnip be harmless.
{{{upfi}}} O, fangkew. T’wuz a lawng tiem ago, but sumtiemz Ai iz stil bitter…
Catnip IZ safe, warez off kwikly, but I hav known sum hoominz dat fink its nawt. Wont let dere kittehs hav even a teesie pinch. Meaniez.
An sum kittehz dont react 2 it at awl. Evver. Straynj.
Whutz in dat stuff, ennywayz??!
iz bettah den nip!
no, it’s not. trust me. I’ve done research.
Yeerz ob intensib comparisun studeez, ob awl teh diffrint brands.
Juss a fyoo (hunnert) moar kombinayshunz tu test, adn ai will has reddy tu publish. Aifinkso, yeff. Whut wuz ai sayin?
izza 24 oz uf beer inna 20 oz kitteh aifinkso
DUDE! I’M FINE. I SWEAR. I CEILING CAT TO FINE, I’M SWEAR.
WAT DID YOO SAY? CANNAWT HEER YOO.
*snert*
*passez owt agen*
*poke* YOO OKAY, BUDDY? HMM? *gets sharpie*
*draws salvador dali mustache* MWUHAHAHA. GO PAINT SUM SURREAL ART.
*wayks up wiff moar showting in teh eerz*
*hydez in teh kabinet wiff teh spayr towulz*
*feels kweezy, hedds tu teh baffruum*
*seez self in mirrur*
♫ Der’s teh teer in mai beer
Cuz ai’s yowling fur U deer, ♪
U iz awn mai lonlee mynd ♪ ♫
*flikz her bic litr*
My cat sleeps like that. There may be a cat out there who likes beer, But most of them seem to hate the smell. They stop getting close when you have “Beer Breath”
**nodz**
aifinkso tu
mai kittehz Missy nd Chico, hoo bofe crawst teh bridj many yeerz ago, bofe lyked beer. Missy wuud nawk ober teh bawtle, nd Chico would halp hur kleen up teh spillz!
fank CC dey nebber got more den a fyoo drawps! Hoo noes wut beer wuud du tu a kitteh?
I prawmis CC dat I nebber drink agin iffin I lib thru dis!
put wun paw on teh floor, kitteh!
Wayrz teh floor? *ker-thunka-fwump* Nebber mynd, ai fynded it.
*puts blankee over AP and leevs glass of water*
*whispers* get sum rest.
Aifinkso u bettr leeves a bukkit tehre, tew.
(Lolrus not wanting it back, eever.)
**wizpurz**
ai haz sayd dat afore
**nodz**
.. adn kitteh tolled us himz had gibbon up teh bottlol
!!
*Whispers* He said nothing abowt gibbon up da giant can.
Himz iz tihs cloas tu drinkign himzelb unda teh tablol !! * Bad kitteh *
he’wl bee weizur in da mornin. u betcha.
Iffn hims meremburz enyfing, dat is.
an hims nevr gonna trust dat ‘Bud’ guy anymor. *nods*
dunno abowt weizur, butt butt aifinks hims wil has teh aykey hed en teh mornin.
Oh hai, peepz!!
dehre wuz a small discussion bowt moderation on deh last lol so I maded a halper page fur u.
It b cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/moderation/
Itz nawt so much a halper az just sum info abowt dhe howz and whyz uv sending deh commentz tu moderation.
Two sips adn ai iz sleeeepie…big kitteh yawn
Somewon plz to phoan a cab for this kitteh. He are not in shaep for dribin home.
Even kayz liek bIIr
Teh Kehtti bein drunks
u gives him tuu much
tu drink; mefinks
ur silli hooman arnt u?
kehttis dont need tu drinks!
-QM
troo…wii awlreddy can has kittehnip martoonies adn otthur ‘sordid bevridjez…
Huh…wellz den, wutt izz teh ‘Bud’ parrt abowt, den??
And now it’s Poetry Time -
Mary had a little lamb
It had a touch of Colic
She gave it brandy twice a day
And now it’s alcoholic
LOL! Gud wun, VR!
On the downsize. Kitteh passed out after drinking Bud. That’s weak.
And poor taste.
On the upside, judging by the size of the can he might have drunk half his bodyweight. That’s mancard worthy. From a sort of Conan the Barbarian perspective anyway.
O mai! Ders a Budd beere faktorie neer da houz! Iz dat ware kitteh goez fur huntin tripz?! O-O