Click to see Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous How badly do you want | *sigh* Next »
Your Honor, my client would like to request a dismissal on the basis of lack of evidence as during the last recess we eated all the evidence. I rest my case.
does dat mean u committed purrjury?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: lilsilvercar via Advanced Lol Builder
 | Ted Moffatt on Animal Videos: Maru Celebrates… |
 | Ted Moffatt on Animal Memes: MOAR Evil C… |
 | talavania on Animal Videos: Maru Celebrates… |
 | pcm on Animal Videos: Maru Celebrates… |
 | julzrael on Animal Videos: Maru Celebrates… |
 | DebraKadabra on Happy Birthday, Maru! |
| Julzrael on Animal Videos: Maru Celebrates… |
 | Valesa on Animal Videos: Maru Celebrates… |
 | FaithRoxxGuys on VIDEO: Socially Awkward Pengui… |
| Daddy, Daddy get me … on BOWIE CAT | |
 | ali on RIGHT. MEOW. |
 | Nicky on Animal Videos: Doggy’s C… |
 | pm on Happy Birthday, Maru! |
 | Milo's Mom on Cyoot Kittehs of teh Day: I Re… |
 | Vic19 on Happy Birthday, Maru! |
Cheezburger Company Blog
Lolcats - Lolcats n' Funny Cat Pictures
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies 
Animal Capshunz - All of the Internet's Animals. Captioned
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
Daily Squee - So cute your brain might explode. 
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
ROFLrazzi - Lol Celebs and All That's Fab Funny in Showbiz 
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
Must Have Cute - See. Want. Must Have!
If Style Could Kill - OMG Style!
Pundit Kitchen - Lol News and Lol Politics Fun 
Lovely Listing - Strange Findings in Real Estate Listings
![\"Quantcast\"/](\"http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel/p-94wNw88f65Rhk.gif?labels=MTVN%20Digital%20Tribes\")
O hai. I hope u don’t mind if I take advantage of this spot to hammer up a message? kthx.
*ahem*
Some peeps may remember our good fren, Theo (aka Teho), an early commenter on ICHC, moderator on Cute Overload and most importantly a key player in one of our very first adventures, Teho and teh 16-ownse mocha wif extry spresso. Last month Theo embarked on a very special new adventure: He joined the U.S. Army! He is in Basic Combat Training even as we speak.
We wanna write to say “o hai” but Theo has to do extra exercises for each piece of mail he receives, so here’s my idear: Click my bloo name or go to lolcatburglar.com/theo (or lolcatburglar.com/teho) and leave a short message to say what a proud you have of him and stuff. You might have to enter your message twice before it will “take”, sry. Working on that.
I will print teh messages out and mail them to him all at once. That way he can get all our lubs without (m)any of the pushups!
kthxuguiserock
*hangs awn tew teh tayle uv LCBs messidge*
An mai ai pleez remindify ebreewun taht howr frends KCT (showlder) an 3KOM (dental) r havin surgereez tewdai, pleez tew bee sendin tehm guud thawts an heelin beems, kthxgitwelkwikutew!
How many times u has to send beems before they post?
Ownli wunce, iffen sent along wib attached gushifuds.
42?
*reads teh notice with a quickness while multitaxing*
oh, I see. You want us to send Teho a bazillion letters to him individually so he really can be feline da love? Well, okays. just give us da addressJ
*snerk* Gud idea, sweetpea. It will be fur himz own helf. Eggzercize iz supposedly gud fur u. *nods*
An ai pleed teh fiff amendmint
Yu can ownli pleed teh fiff affer tayking teh elebentyith, adn den tayking teh cookie.
But leave teh cannoli.
“Leev teh gunnz. Taik teh cannoliz”
Ai’ll taek awl teh cukkiez Ai can get! *whispurz* mai commint wuz teh rizult uv branefreez!
Odur inz teh kawrt!
I’ll has a cheezburger, fries, shake and diet soda. kthxandaapplolpie
Butt dey ownli tayk teh ordur in teh cort. Were du weez pick up?
There’s gotta be a pickup window somewheres.
*drives splortscar up and down halls in teh courthouse*
It’z rownd teh koarnur, daoun teh hawel, passt teh waddur koolifyer, awn teh leffsyde, neggst tu teh elleyvayturd, awn floar ellebenty-sebben … aifinkso …
Thx!
*drives up teh stairs*
bukkle up, itz gonna bee a bumpy
niteride![NC sits in a window at teh tawp ob the stairs]
Hey baby, kom here often?
Wuts yor sign?
Did it hurt? Did wut hurt? Wen yew fell frum heaben.
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Did sumwun order eggstraw cheez?
Eep! Rong pickup window!
*makes a U-turn on teh stairs*
*drives wifaquickness down teh stairs wif 2 wheels on teh bannister*
*teh front rite and teh rear left wheel*
I sees it! Iz rite negst tu teh Torchwood office. (Torchwood – outside the Govmint, beyond teh UN, rownd teh corner from McDonalds.)
Yu meen … yu meen … teh goggie izza neggstra-terrestreeyull??!!
aka teh “Habeus Nommus” defense.
lotsa practice wif taht?
I’d rather has fries wif that.
[escapes pickup window]
Hey baby, duz friez kom wif dat shake?
adn wuz berree nommee.
Whiskers McGee, Feline Attorney. (Cue theme music)
♫ Whiskers, Whiskers, Cat-at-Law
Rules the courtroom with an iron paw…♫
♫ Hopeless cases he defends
Shreds the evidence with his pointy ends ♫
an I will rest on yer breefcase now
zzzzz….
Da breef case? Sownds liek proceedings involving uh sirtain Maus.
[ducky tapes gammacat's britchez jes in case]
Dogs and cats litigating together… mass hysteria…
a disaster uv Biblikal purrporshuns!
Purry Mason iz awn teh jawb!
LOL!!! ai luv taht show!
Ai votes fur an aquittolol.
I votes we send out for pizza. Wif these toppings:
Artichokes (are they ready yet?)
Bananananas
Capers
Dental floss
Eggplant parmesan, hold teh eggplant
F…
Fronsh friez
Gummie bearz
Henweighs
Icy kreem!
Jellie beenz
Krunchee kibblob
L…..
Lickorish whips
Monkey bread
Noodly soup
O…
Opossums
popcorms
que pasa?
Rutabagas
S…
Launchmeets uv sordid kyndz
Meetbawls
Noogat kandees
Omnomnomnomses
Peenuttbuddur – teh kroonchee kynd
Q …
Quaker oats
Really nommy cheeses
Spicee sawsage
Thyme, tarragon adn tuna
U…..
Ulcer-causing spicy sawce
Vegimite sammich
Wunnerful pepperonies
Xtra cheese
Yummy button mushyrooms
Zebra muscles
Ta dah!
FuFu, Lilttle Bunny (the earworm, not teh wabbit)
Grated Cheeez
Hamburgre
I…
Ice kreem!
Jujubees
Kandy korms
L…
ooops, meant to add for FuFu “glutinous doughy W. African fuds in shape of bunny, or the earworm, not teh wabbit” kthx
Although the puppy is the one with his mouth open, why do I get the feeling that the kitteh is the lawyer?
Cuz de goggie luks lyke felon. De kitteh luks lyke sofisticated atterney hu habs fotos ob de juge.
Photos? U mean like… uprobe shots?
*whispers* ai dun noes wut uprobe iz
Noes, ai means de fotos hers gotz wen she mis-took de closet dore foar de dore 2 de judge’s chaimburs, an der wuz de judge wif de DA, in a moast comprimizing posi shun!
[pawders iffn judgez robes iz liek kilts]
Haow wud we noes? Dey cud bee waring annyfing unner der…..or nuting at awl!!!!
Ai herd uh rumor dats ware dey keeps teh breefs.
*LOLs an fawls off chare*
Ohai NC66!!! Ai be rela….realati….kinda nu here.
*extends floofy paw ob frenship*
Ohai ‘Niser. Nice tew meetcha. [extends floofy paw bak]
Ai saw yew gawt yor bloo resently. Congarats!
Thx! Ai’s a littlol slo…..didn’t not reed de cween’s instructifying clos enuf de nawt sekkund cupple ob tymes, butt (!!) finalee figgered it owt! Iz gud 2 bee bloo!!!
*snert @ NC66*
ohai Niser *eggstinz floofy paw ob fwendchipz* neictumeetchu!
*extends floofy paw in retern*
Ohai TJsmommy!!! Berynice2meatU tu!
Ohai ‘Niser *tikkles floofy paw* Ai hoap u dewnawt mynd, ai haz sendid u a frend rekwest.
If teh evidence iz omit, yew must awkwit.
If teh evidence is digested, no one gets sequestered.
Sumbuddy git Johnny Cochran on teh line: if teh evvydenz is et, we must acquit!
Oh wayt, that may nawt be pawzible . . . it appears he is no lawnger tayking kawls. . .
Does we need to bring him back from teh ded AGAIN?
ooh, i hope not, himz probly getting kind ob… fragrant an falling-apart by now.
Mehbee *MJ can sing Friller tew rebibe him.
Oh yeah, rite.
(*teh king, nawt teh cween)
ummm….
nope.
corse, teh king MJ wont get ooky. not biodegradable. haz longer shelf life.
*ducks*
Zombie Johnny Cochran wantz braaainz! Anna akwittal! But mostlee braaaainz!
Sum fings neber change.
If they’re unded, yew must cut awf their hed.
Her Honor wuld liek tew know, ware eggzaktly did yew pass teh bar?
Well, der izza Cheers down teh street awn my way to teh courthowse.
**beeg whyte floofy kitteh runs frew teh room an hieds unner teh bed**
Bad day…bad bad day…
I keep tryin to go to my happitayle plase an even dats nawt halpin.
**slides sarah & dini under teh bed**
dwink? blankee? all of teh abuv?
**has sarah an didi tug a tray of milk and cookies and a stuffed baby Hugh G Manatee to cuddle under the bed with them**
*dini* sorree. ai alwais spot dese typoz wen aive alreddy clikkiteed awn teh add kommint button
Fanks, gammacat & bf.
Iz been wun of dem dayz an iz nawt ovur yet.
I finkso dis be appropryit…
Ohai rhsb! Sry yer nawt feline so wunnerful…kin ai cheerz you up wiffa silly dans? *spin twerl slidy slidy slippy slippy clomp clomp 2 lef feet jass hans*
whew! Iz hard werk. Ai has a ponder…duz yur name rhsb be nacro nim? Lyk red hed sooper bi..ai mean babe ??
*slydez Audrey unnur teh bedd awlsoetu* Shih izz teh beriberi gud atz gibbing noes boops, adn tehy awlwaes maik mih tu feal teh bedderer wenn ai feals teh nawthappee.
[stuffs Bear, GeMeaux, Skippy, Kimba & (havana) Dini unner bed]
Oooh, iz getting full under there.
[floofy cat butts stick owt frum awl arownd teh bed]
Luks liek uh tribblol convenshun.
**sqeeezez beeg kitteh Maya unner dar alsew**
hurz iz beeg, butt!! hur iz bery lubable an der iz alotlotlot ob hur tu hugz
Eye hopes da ebbidance wuz yummy ;0)
we’z innosint too:
icanhascheezburger.com/2009/04/29/funny-pictures-why-you-ask/