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Lyke hoomans not havink anyfinng too wear outta da fulll klosit
oar leik 57 channuls an nuffing on.
…uv corse deez dayz, is moar leik elebentee hunnurt channuls.
…adn tehres nuffing on. Maawm! Kin wii renti n deeveedee?
Congrats, NNB! U leed teh macrame!
Dat iz a nakronym tu be kareful wib. Oar nawt kareful wib, depenning on yore mood atta thyme.
congrats NNB!!!
Tanks! Dat wuz my nawt sekund nawt sekund! Wahoo….letz awl stuff are fayces wid chocklink kookies and sordid drinkies ;0)
Eggstra speshul congrats aer in ordur az dis iz ur nawt sekun nawt sekund!
Congarats, NomNomBurp*Scuse u*! Teh Conga Rats r dansing fur u daon teh thred a bit. Ai donut fink wii has met b4…waivs Ohai wif floofy orinj (nawt poysin) paw.
Ohai Catsa….*taykes floofy paw wiffatennerness*
Eye sayed ohai a littlol further downs but owerr paffs crossed sumweres. Awlays happeh too meat gnu frenses
Ai fawtso itz myt bih yur nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund! Eggstraw-speshlol comgrabyurelayshuns tu yu!!
ooops mai reply went down teh thred…………sowwy…itz doan dere sumwhare….
OOOhhh Eye LUV conga lynes.
*dansdansdans awf too da tye bootik*
WOOT WOOT !! Aftur we noms awl of teh wunnermus gushies and cukkies bringed bai Italiana, letz conga !!! Ai cud uze sume kitteh eeringz oar wynd chimez. mebbe a noo hat!
Comgrabyurelayshuns awn yur nawt-sekkund, NNB!
Galumpheng Goaphurz dansdansdans teh Goaphur Gavotte inz yur onner – *hop’n'twerl, leep’n'spin, step’n'glyde, ‘n stawmpstawmpstawmp*
Goaphurs breng inz teh tee trallee laodifyded wif plaits uv skoans wif wippy buddur adn sordid jamz, kuppiecaeks wif chonklit frawsteng adn kullerfuel sprenklols, plaits uv oatcheemeel kookees wif raysins, bowlols uv sordid chonklit trufflols, adn froschlolee baykeded bananananabredd. Adn foar drinkees, tehre are bawtumles pawts uv tee adn kawfee, adn bananananana margureetuhs foar tohse hoo purr fur summfing stroangrrr.
OOOooohhh….Eyem blushink unner muh fur!
*Grabbs a chocklink cuppykayke wif sprinklols anna Nanner Margarita ann shufflols arownd inna twirlly dansdansdans*
Tankees eberyone fur da fuuds, and gratses and sillybrayshuns!
Mebbe we shud jus taek a nap.
tehs are gud for sumfink!
*climbs intew bocks*
pppuuurrrrrzzzzzzzz…..
mmmaaawwwmmm!!! im bored!
Bored? I’ll find u sumfing to do! Reed a book! Kleen ur room! Pick up dat mess u mayd in baffrum!
Adn derez nuffing inna frigerator eever.
Itz soooo boring hear……
Ai hopez u will chekc mai profyle – dere is a pichur and a LOL ai maeded of mai Bumpy catt duing somefing lyke dis…………AND congratulations to NNB for bean at teh taw of a big brayd. Wud u lyke tu form a conga lyne adn go to teh tye bootek?
Cyoot….sounz jest laik a kidlet. Ohai, TTC!
*Bangz awn rat howse*
*Cmon ratties, u gotz dansdansdansing tu do*
*Conga rats stumblol owt wif birfdae caek awn themz liddlol fayses*
*Conga conga CONGa, conga conga CONGa*
Ohai Catsablana, lawng tyme no ohai! *Conga conga CONGA, conga conga CONGA, grabz anni adn gamma, and NS, and Italiana, adn eberbuddy, conga conga CONGA
ohai catsablanca….tanks furr dansdansdansink wif us inna conga lyne.
*ekstends floofy paw uf frendschip*
Ohai nu frend!
*Shaykes paws wif NNB*
dat wuz kyoot TTC! da kitteh in da pikshur, doez ewe belowng tu he/she?
Yesh, teh tabby boy in teh pichurs sekshun of mai profyle is Bumpy Katt, mai terriblol tabby. Ai alsew maded a LOL owt of it. Hims toy bocks luks lyke “Hoarders: Buried Alive”
**nodz**
ai noez whut ewe mene, mai kittehz wul purfur tu plai wif da pacagez da toiz comez in wrather dan da toi aifinkso!
Sumtaims insted of taeking reyoosablol bags tu teh grosery stoer, Ai ask fur paypur bags sew teh kittehs cna plae n tehm.
spoylded kittehs R spoylded
Noe toiz? Go shred teh TP!
Must be creative – fink outside teh (litter) box…
eeepp!! aneefing butt dat!!!
**goz out an buys car-full of new tois**
wii iz depriffed.
Mama, needz nu toyz!
Concats ebbrywun on de 7-way brayd!!!!!
Needs fresh catnip toyz… deez doan got no smell nomoarz.
*stares owt da window wishing for bugs*
Wutz up, doc?
Wasklwee wabbit!
Ai used tu has a bery lubbablol kitteh niknaemed Bugs, cuz him remynded me ov a bunneh.
Oar birdies.
Oar nayborhud tabbie boi hu lykes tu visit on himz regalar wrounds.
ai tawt ai sawded an puddytatt …
*smilols like da kitteh who swallowd da canaree*
thhhhhufferin thhhhhukotash!
…and awl teh milk rings iz unner teh fridge.
along with awl teh floofy meece . . .
*dubbil sigh!*
…..and all teh fevver toiz…
….and teh bread ties…
ooo teh bread tyez, ai furgotted bout demz!
adn teh shurt butunses …
Wot we need here is new humans.
Yesh, hoomins sherking der hoomanly dooties ob keepin de kittehs ennertaned! Ware be de fresh catnips?? Ware be de fether birdie dat is not tore intu elebenty piecies? Ware be de jinggly bawls dat are nut broken frum de kitteh play??? Ware, ai asks yu!!!!
Hruumph kittehs dese days. Wi, wen ai waz a tom cat kitteh, ai uzed tu maek due wif a string adn a half ob a walnutz shellz. U yung wipperschnappers!
Yew had string? Lucky!
Wii had tew yooz rusty barby wire left ober frum teh grate war, which wii walked elebenty miles tew collekt, each day, in teh rain, uphill, bof ways.
rayne! wii had snow and sleet and hail!!!
Hail, we had to walk to sckool, boff wayz in da gr8 blizzerd of elebenttee eight. No gloves, jussa baked tater….ect…
Yore tater wuz bayked!!!??? lucky.
U guize r gr8….Ai laffs ebreetaim Ai reeds tihs xchanje!
Mii tu, Catsa! Sew kwik, sew LOLY!
pore kittehz haz a board
MAAAAHM!! Weez board!! Kan wii haz a munnie an goe tew teh arkade? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez?
[tossiz kwaters at kittehs]
Ohboi, ai iz gunna pway Ms. Cat-man!
And, ai iz gunna pway Whack-a-goggie!
Wen Ai wus a lidl Amberkitten it wus DAYNJERUSS to sai yu wus bord infrunt ob mai Mummeh; she cud commup wiv a hole, lawng, lit of jobs we cud doo, lyk;
Akt owr ayj, nawt owr shoosyz
Be gud and donut mayk so mush noyse
Cleen yur rume
D….
Dew az ai sai, nawt az ai dew
Eet ur vegamables
Freeze taht wai, ur faise will!
Go tew ur room!
H….
Hangs up yore cloze
Ideas R gud, get some
Join de Y
Keep ur hans 2 urself
L…
Leggo ob yur lidl brudder!
Mayk yur bed
No buts!
O….
Orgunize teh sok drawr
Play wif ur bebbeh bruvver (eben tho him drievz u nutso)
Queschun authoritee — but nawt ur Momcat’s authority
R…
Reorganize teh sock drawer.
Sock drawer, get it in order.
Tidy up dat sock drawer alreddy. *sheesh*
U…
Onlee speek wen ur spokin to
Practiss ur biolin
Queschun mee nebber
Rayke de leebs
S…
Siddown an shuddup, nawt nessessessessayrilly in taht ordeh!
Teech yur granny to sukeggs – donut!
Use yur hed, nawt yur fists
V…
Vacyoom da carpits, twoo mutch hayr
Warsh beehind yuur eerses (dyrtee bak dere!)
X-amine yuurr zipper (furrgawt to zip it affer gooin potty)
Yoohoo iss badd fuu yur teef…drynk wadders insted
Zoo, it iz arownd heer wif your runnin
An teh anfem ob awl Mummehs’…..
Ai is nawt a mahm tu teh hoomin kidlets, butt(!) W00T W00T!!!!
ai nawt eever, butt!! dat wuz wundermous!
Help me wiff da lowndree
I’ll stop dis car
Juss in case I do come back der, you will be very sowry
Dansdansdans da macarena furr da BOARINK howm moovies
Eeet yurr veggies
Fine awl de losst sockees dat wen missin in da drier
Gaver up da garbig furr da beeg garbig monser
H….
Duu teh dyshus
Eet ebbrefink awn yur playt
Fink uv teh pore chyldrunz in Chyna
Geddawf mai lazst noive
H …
No butt (!) rilly ai have nuffink to ware.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Specter267, Bastet24, an Catsablanca an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, rich n buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brown sugar topping, iskreem, frooty fizzy party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsee balls taht lite up like disko balls wen tehy bownse, sekrit ajent hats an sunglasses, fevver boas, tiaras, fansee wigs, toy pi rat swords, an neon-colur toi guitars for playing dress up make beleeve!!
, kandee, an glo-in-teh-dark smilie-face stikkers! 
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Happiest uv happi birfdais Spekter267, Bastet24 an Catsablanca!
hmm, catsablanca wuz heer erlier, hop her not missded teh burfday fairy! happy birfday catsablanca, Spekter267, an Bastet24!
*noms fudjy cake, puts on a tiara an dark glasses, swishes a toy sword*
Nebber feer, Lunarmommy, Ai is heer! Ai has bin waching fur the burfdae fairy!
happy birthday Catsablanca!!
Fanks, Gammacat!!
Ware r mai mannurs? Has sum caek adn iskreem, Gammacat!
Habby Berfday, Catsablanca
!! * nd ebbrewun ells 
*
Hoap yuu habbing a wunnermuss dai !!
Oooo !! Sekrit agent hatz nd sunglarsis !! Thx Burfdai Fairy
!!
* PB putz awn sekrit agint dizgyze nd goze owtzide *
* .. a blak van across teh rode startz tu follo sloely .. *
o.O !!!
Demz b speshul sunglarsis wif teh mirrer sew u cna sii hoo is following u n teh blak van…..b caerful! Adn fank u fur teh burfday wishes….coem bak wehn u luuz ur tayle (teh van, nawt UR tayle) adn has soem caek.
Fankq, Anni! Heer, has sum iskreem adn caek.
Happee birfday Catsablanca!!!!!!!! Heer be a hole bunch of shiny toys, a martooni, an a partee hat jest fer you! *hedbonks*
Happy Burfdai Catsablanca!!
Fanks Mahm ov TJ! *Bats shiny toy tu TJM*
*Lap lap lap slurp* Gud martoonie! Fankees, Mitts….hao duz Ai luk n mai partee hat? *Bats toys awl ober teh playse* *Boops Mitts*
Fankees, Burfday Fairy! Adn a happitayle burfday tew Bastet24, Specter267 adn evreewun else hooz muvvers hasnt let tehm furgit hao mush labur tehy wnet froo mumbledy yeers agoe tudae! *Draypes fevver boa arownd nek…hak hak hak…loosens boa, puts awn tiara adn goes arownd slapping glo-in-teh-dark smilie-face stikkers awn ebbreewun* Ummm, tu kainds ov caek wif iskreem….nom nom nom!!
Happy Burfday Catsablanca, Bastet24 and Specter 267!!!
Fankq, PJ….heerz a neon-colur toi guitar fur u.
Yay!
Ohai Happi Burfday littlol nawt poyson kitteh! Ai left a messaje on ur profyle.
Oboi! BRB *Runz tu profyle tu reed messaje*
*Coems bak awl owt ov bref* Nyse dansdansdansing u did, TTC! Fanks fur teh burfdae wishes….heer, has a toi pi rat sword tu yoos next taim u dans. Luk wut PhilTudor maed fur mii…Aifinksew u will laik it (maind teh gap):
ht tp://cheezpetz.webs.com/ and
ht tp://cheezburger.com/Asset/View/3559200768
[runs in and grabs sum glo-in-teh-dark smilie-face stikkers]
Happytayle burfdai awl!
*Turnz owt laits* Whoa, tehy is teh awesum!!! *Startz slapping NC66′s stikkers awn ebbreewun*
ohai cheezpeeps! I jes wantid to gibs you awl an uppydate on da events dat went awn ovur here dis weekweekweekend. On one ub da Saturday(caturday!) LOLS, I postifyed dat der be BOMS in mai neyborhood! (less dan one milol awai). Wel…heer be da hole storee
*deep bref*
So…dis guy allegidly had bin stawking hims ex at a bar an gottid himself kicked owt of an banned frum da bar. Well, layt layt layt Friday (rilly earlee Saturday), hims got dressed up in a dis-guys, grabbed hims pipe boms, an went to da bar looking fer hims ex. Somefing went rong an a pipe bom in hims own pokit went awf an well….hims did nawt mayk it. Fankfully, nobody else got hurted an da bom skwad came an safelee detonaytid da rest of hims pipe boms (hims had 3 total). As menshuned on Saturday, I herd da first bom go awf from mai home an found out da next mornin dat it wuz a bom I herd!
NE-way…da bar be bak open (nawt much damig at awl – it was open Saturday nite – da bom da guy set off was jest owtsyde da bar an aifink da bom skwad has some sort of contaynme…kontainmen….a fing dey can put boms in – or put on tawp of boms – so der be no majer damij). Awl has reterned to normal ‘rownd here.
Jus wantid to gib da cheezpeeps an uppydate an also a HYOOJ FANK YOU to awl da bery nyse cheezpeeps dat respondifyed to mai post on Saturday an sent warm thots n prayers n beems dis way!!!!
Dat muss hab bean skaeree – gud fing nowun eggsept teh bad man wuz hertid. Iz tuff awn hims famblee tho.
Fings laik taht nawt sposed tu happen….speshully n Bai CC!
Tihs nawt luk laik Ai intended. Peeplol n West Virginia (ware Mitts is) lawts ov taims refers tu it as “West by God Virginia” oar sumtaims jest as “By God.” Mai naybur is frum tehre, adn hii alwaes sez it taht wae.
No werries – I understanz!
Happitaylest birfday, Catsablanca! An Bastet24 an Specter 267 tu. Teh burfday fairy bringed sew menny nise fings! Iz a berry fun partee. Teh caek an i skreem b delis… dlish… berry nommy, tu.
*Bownses bownsee ball* Whee! Fank yu, burfday fairy!
*Waivs floofy orinj paw Ohai to Cassidy* Fanks….it iz a nyse partee, izznt it?
Iz OK
Wait for teh show
Danse a ho ho
Ice cream for show
Ice cream with crow!
hoo arre yoo kiddink?? ai seez sumpfink shinee adn a feyoo flufee fingz, aifinksew! Dat’ll werk…
Iz get creative!