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Finuly ur bak! U brings me fansee feest?
Picture by: Danielle Oswalt Caption by: dunno source
Ai iz wivvering — FEED MEH!!!
Oh … an welkum hoam.
ai not seymore!
Ai iz gonna get awl bottlol-brushy tayle if ai duz nawt seymore noms!!!
See mai ribs? Hmm? Ai is starbin!
Adn conga-rats, NS… u leed teh free-way brayd! *dans-dans*
Fankies, AP.
*taeks AP by wun paw & catena by teh otter paw*
*happitayl dans dans dans*
Itz bin owerz adn owerz!
foar ebbur an ebbur!!!
Angelina has bin owt fur tuu nyts, beff ai can figgur.
She wuz goin in-adn-owt awl ebenin Caturday nyte, adn it wuz pritty layt teh last tyme she wented owt. Ai kalld foar hur befoar goin tu bed, but she didnt cum, so ai fawt she wuz juss bein a badd kitteh. Itz hardur tu gets hur tu cum in at nyte inna summurtyme, so ai wuzznt tuu konsurnd.
Ai wuz wurkin at teh feeatur awn teh set awl day, but ai didnt see hur dat nyte eever. Sheez bin buggin meh tu stay owt resintly, so wen she didnt cum in dat nyte ai figgurd sheed had it, adn had gawn awn a wawkabowt fru teh nayburhuud. It wuz layte adn ai wuz tyred, so ai wented tu bed hoapin she wuz stayin offa teh road lyke ai tawt hur.
Dis moarnin ai wawkd arown cawlin foar hur, adn fawt ai herd a faynt mew arown teh garaj. So ai opind teh door adn calld arown in deyr, adn finally fownd hur up inna loft (wayr ai had nawt-sekkund fownd hur as part ob teh feral kittehz littur ob foar). So ai carried hur intu teh howse adn gabe hur fresh gushifuds. Sheez bin snuggly awn teh bed awl day, adn only juss nao askd tu go bakk owtsyde (ai letted hur).
*iz a littlol concerned*
Gud tihng sheez bak nao, AP !!
Tehm kitteez duu tihs nao n agenn tu let uss kno whuze teh bawss !!
ai is happee yu finded hur! kittehs du leik tu goh wawlkabowt sumtymes.
Ai is sew glad u fownded hur!!!!
oh i’m glad yoo fownd her. pore kitteh hungry in teh garaje, poor angies papa wurrying. iz not fun wen teh kitteh iz missing. sum kittehs just won’t stay in, tho. hopefully her haz lerned her lesson to come rite bakk.
I hazza glad dat Angelina is back too! Also glad my kittehs are ok wiff bein indoorz. `Cept Toonces demands to be snorglold on balcony at sunset…on my lap.
JC, itz a lion…stae inna car!!!
Cangrabshoolaces, nyteshade, angelplume & catsablanka!
long whiles, no see.
{{{{Sunnyhuckle}}}}} Lawng tiem nawt se yu tu.
hangin in teh tearoom. borked braynes and awl
*slips awn CHRGwdoi to protekt those around her*
am shoor awl saw signs, snerk.
♫♫ how minny tymes can a peep say “I”m sawry
♫ before she goes to teh tearoom? ♫
*tries agin*
{{{{{{{grmawgs}}}}}}}
habbin teh ichc probs awn tr0lls pyooter, abatard turns into kwiltie fing, profile disappeers, posts gets eeted or gets moderated,
Ai am axing, “what is so wron wif saying ai likes teh piggeh taht it goze to moderation?”
*runsawaywifakwikkerness, scattering a trale uv shiney fings behind*
shinee fings??
*pownse*
Fanks Sunny….is mai sekond nawt-sekond ty 2dae, butt(!) neever wuz teh tawp spot. Gud tu seeing u agin!
Mayk wif teh gushifuds alreddy!
Ohai Red. Haow U wantz U stakes? Wii hazza twice baked tatturs tu go wif. (teh bakkun and cheez wuns)
* Getz aowt teh fri panz.
Heetz teh pan.
Putz teh buddur inna pan tu meltify nawt sekkund.
Putz teh T bonz staeks inna pan tu sizzlol adn small gud. *
Want sum skrimp salid wif dat? Ai goze maik it nawo.
*skamperz in adn Yoinkz deh small gud stake*
*runz awaywifaTbone*
Dere iz plenny Yer majistee. U nawt haz tu runawai. Duz U want sum cheez melted awn tawp uf yer stake?
demmut…deyz lokd een teh kar ehgen.
Karjakkah kitteh
Waytz fur yu tu awpen doyr
Den wil bii himz kar
*sneeks owt teh passenjur door*
Dat girl is nawt happi. An if mammacat ain’t happi, yu nawt happi either.
Stlkr Kitteh
oepinoepinoepin!
grrr! *shayks fist @ stoopee WP*
et let mi commint abuv wif mai bloo, butt butt nawt tu yu.
mai brillyent commint wuz:
Isle start a protesst !!
Wot du wi WONT ??
Noms!
when do we want em?
Nao!
Whut kynd shud dey be?
Twu Faw Siks ATE
Bring food now, donet make me wait!
Wun Twu Tree Faw
Cheezburger cheezburger ai wanz moyr!
U shur? Ai haz teh Tbonz stakes up teh thred.
I’s all done, so bring me MORE!
Applolsause applolsauce w00t w00t!!!1!! Wayt a minnit, has u guize dun tihs b4???
* Taiks teh applol sorss *
*
Bee Four ?? Ai prowtesst !! * Wudnut ‘memba if ai did
♫All we am saying
Is give us some noms♪
Heck No
We Won’t Go
* hanz LCB teh twice baked tattur inna shiney foilz adn teh spork *
bon apetit
Thx! Ooh, shiny! Oooh, sporky! Oooh— Hay! Where is teh bacon bits?
Dem iz insied wif teh melty cheez ob korse!!
Wi Wont, Wi Wont, Wi Wont ..
Teh kitteez, yuu knighted
wil nebber bee deevided !!
*strums protest guitar*
*guitar protests*
♫How many hints must a cat throw down
Before they open teh can?
And how many skwees must teh cute love nail
Before he feasts on teh– ooh! is that teh can opener?♪
LOL
.. adn hao duu yuu eggspek tu yuuz it, mmmm ??
Teh stoopy sound engineer piggeh was sposed to play teh can openur sound. Hmph.
*whispurs*
ai likes teh piggeh. him wuz won uf teh reezuns ai camw heer.
*runs awaywifakwikness*
*tries agin, last won went to moderation*
*whispurs*
ai likes teh piggeh. him wuz won uf teh reezuns ai came heer.
*runs awaywifakwikness*
*frows a handful uv sparklies to distract lcb*
Oh, teh piggeh has his good points. But don’t tell him I sayed that. He’ll be asking for a raise.
fankees, lcb.at leest you doan hab a majik bonkifying stick!
*luks around nerbussly fur teh cween*
Still waitin wit bait-breff fur teh storey teh cween wuns mentioned…oh, well, wut’s life wiffout anticipation?
♫ last nyte, ai dreemed I saw Joe Cat, alibe as you an ai ♫
♫ says ai to Joe, Yur 10 yeers dead, ♫
♫ says Joe, I nebber died! ♫
(I’m a cat, stoopid, haz 10 libes!)
*Woodstock, Joan Baez, “Joe Hill,” obscure protest song reference*
eggsept uv hunger…win SUMWON wud nawt open teh can!
an, itz won, to, free…
wudda we fytin for?
gushifood, just open teh can ♫
♫ ans set it here ware ai am! ♫♫♫
♫ Doan’t arks mi, I doan’t gib a dam ♫♫♫
Nekst stawp teh teezin maam !! ♫♫♫
*has answered this twice, gets eeted, cannawt post bloo, cannawt see profile, am goink away after this!*
Ohai, pb! has missed yoo!
Ohai Sunny
!!

Heer’z sum glo-n-teh-dark stikerz faw yuu frum teh Burfdai partee!
Hoap u lyke tem !!
* speshlol thx tu nativeca66 faw whu did tihs nawt-sekkund *
fawfankees, pb. am goink back to my poor pyooter inna few, hopin it will turn awn this time. tr0ll nawt habbin flash player, won’t let me do downloads heer.
*sulks*
*peeps probly sayink, she haz 2 PYOOTERS AND AI IZ SITTEN HEER WIF DIAL-UP?!?!? AN SHE IS COMPLAYNINK?!?*
well, spoyled but borked, taht iz yur lubbabul sunny!
Ime goen owt !! Wi si yu neks tiem, Sunny
* waivz *
2 compewturs wif 2 peoplol inna howse issa nessessitee.
2 GOOD compewturs.
pickee!
We has 3 peeplols an 1 good an 1 old pewtur.
ai uset tu awlways has teh hand mee doun compewtur.
untel ai bootid owt mai ex an buyed mee ay gud pewtur.
I has da good one. Evreebudy wants to use it.
Keshet: “
Hasta La Vista, Babee !!??poussinboi – ai bootid hims fur beeyin ay cheetah an nawt juss fur beeyin ay compewtur hawg.
Teh cheeta prolly stil runnign afta yuu kikt himz
hard-drivesawftware awf yor lap top !!* Bai Mac !! *
ai dyd bai ay mac lappytop!
no, one that werks, but! NO YOOTOOB! AND WON RELCALCITRANT, AND PLEH! INTERNET WENT DOWN 2 HOURS AGO, 45 minnit wait fur customer service, but
teh router had gawt unplugged, but cs guy was so nice an payshunt wif tech-NO sunny, ai gotted hims mgr awn fone and told him to gib this guy a raise or a bonus, or at leest a gift certificate fur a night on teh town!
tomorrow, after another *sigh* *shudder* visit to big university in *shudder* town, we iz buyink sunny a gnu hard dribe, coolink fan, and! ifn duz nawt werk, a gnu muvverbored!
found out, after 8 monfs! awl teh tests we goze to teh city for can be dun ryte here! Hadda mad, but no enerjy to sustane it.
speshully ifn won finkso him izza a technician, and deletes awl my embroidery and fabric files frum my kwiltink and embroidery stuff! wuz last straw!
mint tew say, unibersity HOSPITAL! PLEH!!!
…an…an…and! ai cudda unplugged him! ober wun hundred munniez in insuranse, plus 3000 munneez a munf fur a year! WUT WAZ AI FINKIN?
*sigh*
onlee gabe me 30 minnits tew be decidink, and was sad to be missin him, but!
duz he haf tew be so grumpy? PLEH!
but, kittehz waz missin him, kittehs always wins, here, toejam conned me outa a hole canna tuna cuz ai was feelink sad…
nyte!
tearoom time!
gud tew see yew awl…
♥♥♥♥♥
Nite, sunny!
♫Stop, kittehs,
Whut’s that sound?
Everybuddy look for
Served-up chow…♪
♫Anybuddy here
Seen my old friend gushifud
Can u tell me where he’s gone?
He feeded a lot of kittehs
But it seems teh gud they get nommed
But I just looked around and he’s gone♪
*kimkiwi picks up a coo stick geetar. Magicloly, she kin plae it rilly well*
Twas teh night, tehy gibbed us gushifuds
And all teh kittehs waz happee
Teh night, tehy gibbed us gushifuds
And it was not krapie
We went, meow, meow, meow,meow
Meow, meow, mee- yow, meow-ow-ow
U guise, we should totally take our protest songs on teh road! A whirldwide tour!
Now, who should we get as our corporate sponsor?
Purrina juss called. They see this as a win, win sitchuation. Plz to have your agents call and we’ll set up a lonch meeting. Kthxby.
Hmmmmm, lemme see
Aksis of Ebil Womenswear
Bangkok Tourism Board
Caligula’s Sporting Goods Emporium
Dick Cheney
E…….
Ebreething ‘bowt Kitteez
Fansee Feests
Gushi Fuds ar Us
H..
Haliburtinz
IBMz
Jonson & Jonson
K…
Hawt kittenz inna cittee
I Hazza Dreem uf gushifudz
Jinjur kittehs.. cee wun, bee wun
K…
Haliburpin
Inglorious Sponsors
Jaded Misanthropes Is Us
K…
Kitt Katz
Lick yor Chops
Meow Mix
N..
nonono! a list! ocd sunny cannawt resist
*runsrunsruns tew tearoom*
*has a curious*
Wut’s inn teh tearoom?
Kim Jong-Il’s House of Krazy
Lenin’s Wholefood Restaurant
Mao’s Last Dance Club
N…
Natura
One Two Three Four Five * ai betta pollygize rite nao
*
Purina
Queensland Lolidays
R..
♫Cans, cans, everywhere a can
Sealin’ in teh gushifud, breakin’ my mind
Hyoomin, don’t take nap, can’t you pop the can?♪
♫ Jus tonight I stood before teh Tabby
Noffing seemed teh wai it used to be
In the bowl I saw a strange reflection
Was that emptee bole really foar meh? ♪
Ware ar teh noms, mai fren
U sayed tehy nebber end
Wiid nom adn nom forebber adn adae
Butt nao tehre iz naw fud, mai fren taht iz nawt gud
Sew ail eet u, frum ankils awl teh wai…
Nomnomnomnomnomnom
nomnomnom ect
*can also magicloly sing very well*
Littol kitteh, on teh car roof
Littol kiteeh has a hongree hongree
Stoopy hoomins, tehy stay insied
And so tehre be no noms
LOL Kimkiwi !! * Ohai
*
Tihnks ob anubber sawng..
Erm…dis is reelee straynje….ai cans figger owt (moast ob, annewaiez) wut deze sawngz werre….heh…
♫ Adn teh luukz, ob empteez..
Teh groop ob kittehs sat adn staired
Att teh gush-ee-fud gawd dey mayed
Adn teh fud wuz showink ittz warnink
Inn teh werdz dat itt wuz showink (awn teh bottum ob teh bowlz)
Adn teh werdz sed,” teh gu-shie-fud iz gettink mitee low…yoo needz moar…”
Adn dere wuz teh sownd…ob silense…♪
meh…mebbeh dat didnawt turn owt kwite az wellz azz ai haddeded hoaped…
ai reelee liek dis sawng, tho…
It is de awrsom. `Cept derz no silense wiffa emtee fud bowl.
:snerk:
wellz, dere izz noez sownd obb teh nomminkk annemoar….jusst teh sownd obb kitteh wantink maor gushyfud…
♫ ai heer you nokkin awn my cellar door,
ai lubs you baby, can ai haz sum moar? ♫
ooooh, teh gushifoods! ♫
Gushifoods
Yipes! It takes way too long to reply n refrosh on a phone! Pleez to chant n wave a sgn and demand stuffs fur me too
*Brings new can of gushies for palinsc* Long time no see, friend!
Why are you on the pik it lion?poussinboi
PB wantz tu haz teh pikk it uf teh lionz littur aifinkso.
* PB telz teh troof; hi aint lion *
Ohai PB. *wabes to PB inna picnic lion* Oooh, what’s on picky nic menu??
Jeebus Crist! Itz a picnic lion! Get in teh carrot salad!
Wi nede teh beat route !!
*perk*
Carrot salad?
Momcat maeks a nommy carrot salad wif raisins & granny smiff applols innit — an Miraklol Wip. Lots uv Miraklol Wip. Mmmmm.
That sounds guud NS. I have also had it with yogurt and whip cream mixed into with mirakol w(H)ip.
Ohai PJP!!! Phone no gib a choice ob where to reply sew jus gotta hit a genral reply. Ohai to Wwr n RHSB n lunarmommy n da cween n LCB n jch4k n all the otter wunrFUl cheeze folk. N happpy birfing day tew CatsablAnca. I bees blockd at the Pleh work but I catch up in eves on phone. Eyes don’t prece it much!
Ohai….fanks fur teh burfdae wishes! Ai noe has inner toobs at werk, adn Ai finullee gawt gud connekshun at hoem. Has a gud rest-ov-nait, PSC!
♪♪♪ Duz U wawntz 2 knoez
a skeektit? Duz U prawmiss
nawyz 2 tell?♪♪♪ Kitteh
habz a Jynoarmuss
Hungree! Wye Beeg Gye go ‘wayz
andz leeb Boalz emptee?!!
Beeg Gye camz ekkspekktz
lawtza ‘Surpryzez’ in Shooz
andz uddurr playssez!!!
Jack.
Fancee feest? iz datt wut dey cawlz a baycun cheezburger awn a naiez plaet nao??
BAD HOOMIN! Didnt Ai teech yoo to ALWAYS bring home teh fancy feest?!?! NO! Don try to appologize! IS TOO LATE NAO. Jus sit dere and fink about what yoo has done!
No, wait. U think about whut u has done while u is driving to teh store to get me my Fancee Feest. But first let me get off teh car roof before u hits teh gas *VROOMZOOMZOOM*– HALP!
*strum strum*
If ai hads canzopner
Ai’d opin canz each mawnin’
ai’d opin canz each ebenin’
awl ovah dis lannd!
Ai’d opin teh toona
ai’d opin teh saaaah-mon
ai’d give ‘em 2 awl mai kitteh bruvvers an mai sistahs
awwwl ovah dis laa-a-and!!
*strum strum STRUM!*
Oooo, oooo, oooooooo, ooooooo !!!
Meowwwwlaloolah!
Mooloolaba !! * Itz a playc
*
Mooloolab iza plaise? Izzit waer tehy tezts couws’ toilitts?
Mmmmm, Fancy Feast.
(Tickles & hugs kitteh)
it’s too bad fancy feast is a junk food