Okay, trap is baited. Now we hide and wait for E.T.
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heel taik us hoam
huuz a smarti-cat ??
You are! You are! Congratz, pb! I have maded fresh sun-tea! It turned summer hear today.
Thx PJ
!! It’z turned tu wintah heer !! Du NAWT WONT 
!!
BTW, du tehy sell Smarties in Merrika ??
* Tehy ar choklit, lyke M’n'Mz
No, nawt chocklit smarties.
Luuks liek sum peeps lubz ‘em moar tahn tehy shuud:
ht tp://www.classaxe.com/smarties/
Smarties are liddlol button-like candies…sweet and tart. I grew up a few blocks from a penny-candy store.
Ai wuz awlwaiz bying lollies wen ai wuz a kidlet !!
!!
Lukki tu stil hab mai oan teef
My grampa told us lollies grew in himz garden. We would plant da jellybeanz in the dirt; water a few days, and in a few more days they b standin rite der!
Nebber trusst awld peeplol
!!
Dey arr culled Reesee Pieces. Dey are cannee koated peenut buttur. Yummmers.
Aaah, ai finelly gettit !! It wuz produk plaicment in teh moobee!
Ohai{{{{pj}}}}}}} Nawt eben spring heer awlmoaast. So coald ai had tu drink mai icetea hawted up.
Ohai, grmawgs!!! It nawt summer yet, butt! was almost 90 today. My garden likes!
Aaw. Wii goin innertu wynta nao. Ai haets teh pleh kawld. *Tho its cute to watch the kitteh and goggie moving around, napspot to napspot, following their sunnypatches!*
ET tastiz liek chikkenz
Dats coz yew nawt eeting E.T. teh space traveler, yew iz eeting E.T. teh spare rocky mountain oyster
uh-oh!
Eww
[sneaks up behind MJ & PJ]
*huggles*
{{{{{{{MJ & PJ}}}}}}}
[hops in bysicklol basket adn flysawfwifuhkwikness]
[in frunt ob moon]
or ar dey tryin to poisun the goggie? Awl those red-oranj wuns!
All dat choklitt!
*Yoinks resee pesses*
That was easy peasee pj perry with a pleaseee.
Both these kittehs look juss lyke my Toonces. *Gets owt duck tape*
I feels deasee.
**leeds pj to teh cowch**
Heer, reed my bank statemints. Dat keep ur miend awf teh kyoot kittehs.
Fanks, red! Yikes!
I’m ok now; you can has dese back. Do nawt want….
Ur welkum, pj.
Iz depressin informayshun, innit?
And, me wiffout my brain bleech!
What to do?
Oh, and someone has waited until the last minute to do himz homework…So I hasta give up my pyoooter for a whilez.
BBL!
Den wii gets him tew fone fer pizza!
Cheezburgur peetza?
Wai not, sownds guud tew meh!
Krogers used to has cheezburger pizza foar wun munnies dat Ai wud puts chili paoder and some cumin an stuff lyk date der awn it an has taco peezta.
Ai has a sad caws tehy duzzint mayks taht peetza no moar.
Try tew owtwit moderayshun…
Kalifornya Pizza Kitchen hazza cheezburger pizza.
Iz nommy.
Aw well.
Here’s teh addy:
Try tew owtwit moderayshun…
http://www.cpk.com/menu/new-items/
Carp!
Nawt an eddibul fishy.
Tries again
CPK menu
Oooh piece of candy! Oooh piece of candy! Oooh piece of candy!
[hides and prepares tew ambush James Woods]
[wen hii komz rownd teh corner]
Jes uh minit…
[hides teh beer in teh fridge]
No wait, dat teh furst place he’ll lukk.
[hides teh beer dat is in teh fridge]
In the crisper under t3h green stuff is a good place.
* Hidez teh fridje …… wair tu hied it ?? Ai kno
!! Unda mai bed ! *
beir goze gud wif teh reeses peeses!
Oh, dats uh gud idea kittehs.
nativeca66
Ai culd use an E.T. tew halp wif my pleh flower beds.
…
Neet
!! * Nao NC iz teh smartie wun 
*
yoo duzzent has ay grean fumb eethur?
I duzznt. I wud killify plastik fleurs!
Iz amayzin dat teh kittehs iz still livvin.
ai haf ay luvlee krop uv foxtayls growyn en mai bakyard. *sigh*
I’m strugglolin to keep my Peese Lillee alibe.
Green fumb? No, but ai gawt bloo…
Iz dere enny way to reed teh small print eezyur?
My eies nawt werk az gud az dey yoosed to.
Carp! I did it again.
How’s dat PITA doin?
U iz teh wizzurd ub teh innurtoobs nc!
hee’ll nawt arribe…himz hydink frum himz fone billl….
Can yew here mii now? Ai yam onna nudder planet!
“ai thot ai towld yoo tew stawp cawlink meh! yurr runnink upp mai foen billz!!!”
Awltho, dat probablee iz kwite teh foen billz fur succh a lawng-distanse cawl….
[tears up restraining order]
[dials DK again]
Teh cow sez moo
Teh cow sez moo
Teh pig sez oink oink
Teh rooster sez cawk-uh-doodle-doo
Teh sheep sez baa
Teh sheep sez baa
The cow sez moo
Awright! Hoo replaced my speak and spell wif uh see and say?
O.o
sinse wen didd yoo has a restrainknk owurdurr dere??
…ai nawt unnerstaynd wut yoo sed dere….aifinksew ai shud hab knownz…butt ai dun fink sew…
Clebburr Kittehz’ trap
willz awllso wurkz awn Prittee Wun
wiffz Nom Nom Bag!
Jack.
hekk, datt trapp wudd ebben werk awn meh!!
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oooh, candeez….*nomnomnom*
Nom Nom Bag coodz habz
Cheezburgrz oarz Peetza 4
Kittehz 2 sayvurr!
Clebburr Kittehz’ trap
will keepz Prittee Wun bizzee
wyle Kittehz plundurr!!
Flat Nom Nom Bawkz habz
aromafayrapee 4
lawwwwng aftur Nomz Napz!!
Jack.
Dew kittehs kom frum
teh plunder land down under?
Hide dat pizza bawks.
Doan bii distraktid
wen yew hear teh lowd thunder.
Pretty wun hungers.
Put teh cover awn.
If yew really gotta run,
do nawt take it awf.
Ai doan know hao yew dew eet, Jack. Dat’s hard wurkity.
[noms vegemite sammich]
Eee tee nawt sew clebber
Et habs spayce lebber
Dat catapuhlts him rownd teh mewn.
Eee tee flyz better
Flyz hardur an smartur
But watsh stil sez newn
Eee tee habs ion dribe rokket
But noe bullb foar teh sokkit
An is blynned tew relatibity texbuuk
An agis lebenty yeers teew suuhn.
Nao he rinkly owld mayn teeeheeehee.
I hope that is not chocolate which will kill a cat if eaten.
usually, cats won’t eat enough chocolate to kill them, although it can happen. But those aren’t chocolate anyway, they’re peanut butter.
Reesel Piecels have chonklate in their coatinks, I believe think.