Today, May 23, is World Turtle Day, so we’re celebrating turtles!

iz cold out i wearz my turtle neck
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Rock Star turtle Has too many groupies
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FIRST!!!
Doin it rong, akchully
Cayke in da braykerum! Ai can has red belbit, carit, chonklit, an mennee uddurs so nom up
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Ooh! Ooh! Red Belbit fur me, pleeze! *nom nom nom nom nom* Mmmmmm… yummy midnite snak. (Wel, middul-uv-nite, akshully, it’z 4 AM heer.) Fanksyoo, drgnfly!!
Ladeez — dere are enuf turtl for eberywun!
Groopies iz lyk werrin phree joolery, awl bout teh vannity
So many sea turtles are being affected by the Gulf oil spill. Hope everyone will keep turtles in their good thoughts and donate to your favorite wildlife charity in their honor this week.
” . . . has too many groupers.”
Duh. Get it rite.
Rok star turtlol haz menni fanz
butt(!) ai lyke Rok Lobster maiselb !!
Upset hiz ekwilibrium nd hi cud tern turtlol …. * Wot ? Wate ? *
The first one if terrapina ornata ornata, the official state reptile of Kansas.
I resqued a box turtle last week. It was trying to cross a busy street. People wood go around it but I stopped, even da traffic to get him and return him to a creek.
yoo issa turtlol heerow!
She meant
I rescued a box turtle last week. It was trying to cross a busy street. People would just keep going around it. But I stopped and the traffic as well, to get him and return him to the creek.
Duz wi has ani turtlols en cheezland?
um? duz Ai cownt?
U ez so ossum, kazyu a ossum totl.
*Sigh*. The top photo is of a tortoise, not a turtle.
Seriously?? Does no-one know the difference between turtles and tortoises these days?