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congarats anni! litenin kwik reflexis, u has dem!
U wuzn’t far bihynd! Sowwe Ai did a hit’n'run – ‘membured sumfin Ai shud hab dun erlier!
O hai. I hope u don’t mind if I take advantage of this spot to hammer up a message? kthx.
*ahem*
Some peeps may remember our good fren, Theo (aka Teho), an early commenter on ICHC, moderator on Cute Overload and most importantly a key player in one of our very first adventures, Teho and teh 16-ownse mocha wif extry spresso. Last month Theo embarked on a very special new adventure: He joined the U.S. Army! He is in Basic Combat Training even as we speak.
We wanna write to say “o hai” but Theo has to do extra exercises for each piece of mail he receives, so here’s my idear: Click my bloo name or go to lolcatburglar.com/theo (or lolcatburglar.com/teho) and leave a short message to say what a proud you have of him and stuff. I will print them out and mail them to him all at once. That way he can get all our lubs without (m)any of the pushups!
kthxuguiserock
Whoops, there appears to be a technical difficulty. Technicians are working round teh clock to fixify it. Plz to stand by. kthxhurryuputechs!
Ok. Looks like it is teh working now. Could somebuddy plz to try it to see? kthxstoopycomputers
good work, lcb.
{{{{{lcb}}}}
kthx*hug*
Did you leave a message? Plz, somebuddy try!
Ai jus postified, butt (!) it no shows up. Is it teh hidden messaj? Wil Teho needing teh dekoder ryng????
Ai tried at 1045 ICHC time and nothing happened. Will try again!
Nawt yet, LCB.
*cries a littlol*
Can somebuddy go to just plain lolcatburglar.com, click on one of my photo galleries and leave a test note there? I donot unnerstand whut teh prollem is wif this stoopy thing.
Hmph. No good deed goes unplunished.
ai puttid a test commint on yur chrissmuss portrayt an et wurkt.
Adn a note on anudder went fru jest fyne.
et muss bee dem. mai test commint wurkt on teho’s thred tu.
Thurd tymes a charm!!!
Yay! I can see keshet’s test and Shatzeesmom’s message.
But hmph. I still donot unnerstand why is a prollem.
*shakes fist at stoopy innerwebs*
keshet, see if u can post a message for reals. Then I’ll delete ur test.
Seems like it takes 2 tries, mabye 3. I dunno why.
dun!
And dun!
Naow, lemme test urs! *tap tap* purrfekt!
Ai habs a tommyhawk.
such eh splortehlishus luk awp at marmee!
And don’t u ferget it!!
>^;^<
:fayseklaw: grrrrrr.
Hey! Where are the back legs of that kitten??? Kinda disturbing!
U can test my snorgle reflexes!
(Applies anti-splort gear)
Iz Dr. Tinycat.
Liddill Strypdtz Kitteh
duz nawt ‘Grawk’ Hammurr Feengee
andz duz nawtz lykez it!
Liddill Strypdtz Kitteh
heerz ♪ Winstunn Sillburr Hammurr♪
playeengz inz bakkgraowndz!!
Liddill Strypdtz Kitteh
will traydz Sillburr Hammurr 4
deelishuss Cheezburgr!!!
Jack.
Oh, I wud gib dis liddlol sweetee awl deh cheezburgers hii b wanting… and hii kin keep deh liddlol sillburr hammurr!!!
Jack, dun U meen Maxwell’s silbur hammur?
D’OH! U rytez, ‘Niser
Winstunn wuz class, butz Makkzwell
fitz jusstz lyke a glubb!
Coodz nawtz bissitt Surch
Enjinn 2 fyndz ryte annsurr
inz middill ubz poast!!
Ekkstendz Flooffee Paw
ubz Frenshipz 2 ‘Niser. Fankz
4 t3h coarekkshunn!!!
Jack.
*Returns floofy paw ob frenship wif a smile*
Ai iz dye hard Beatlols fan!!!!!
I has a fren who is a hyooge Beatlols fan (as am I). He was borned in teh 1970, right after they braked up, but he lubs them and lubs them hard. He even named his kids accordingly: Maxwell and Julia. I doesnot has kids, but I has 3 stuffified lolruses, the biggest of which is called Winston, in honor of teh John Lennon.
I lubs teh beetuhls, dey is teh best ebber. Noebuddy ebbin cums clows, not ebbin teh whyt stryps. Teh harbuls doctur shud be berry prowd tew, he is modurn dai heero, butt is no beetuhl
mebbe lyk a fahbeo oar a kenney gee. Teh lolrus iz lyk teh shadoughy fif membir ov teh beetuhls, he only mayks apeerinces whin teh moown is fuwl, an dispeers intew teh shadoughs an rites hiz neckst sawng in deeeeap meditayshion. Sum say he werewoolf, obbers say he choopakabra, obbers saigh he feads awn ded bebbies frum teh ahboarshun clinick. Butt, noe mattur whut, he alweez brinks a smyle to miss havishams fayse.
Ohai ‘Niser andz LCB!
Mah oaldurr sissturr
amz hewjj Beetillz fan sinss dayz
cumz frum TTI!
Awllayz preffurrdz T3h
Roaleeng Stoanz untilz ♪♪♪ Ah Jusst
Seened A Fayss♪♪♪ cummdz owtz!!
Nawtz surrpryzdz 2 findz
T3h Beetillz playdz ‘Skiffill’ wayz
bakk in TTI!!!
Jack.
ooo ooo ooo ai gotz a betlols storee!!! (Adn ai alwus fink dey b ful ob MUCH WIN adn teh OOSSUM!!!) In kollege wryting calss, dis oen gy said him hated teh betlols adn fout der muzik sukked. Tehn him wryted a storee adn menshuned himz faborit song … said him didn’t gno wo singed it. It wus about Rocky Raccoon. Ai wus teh oen to “brake it tohim” dat it wus teh Betlolz. Him wus teh horified!!
Rocky Raccoon,
Chekd into himz roomz,
Onlee 2 fynd Gideonz biblol,
Rocky hadz come,
Equippified wif a gun,
2 shute out da lites ob himz rival!
Sounds eben funnierier in LOL!
we sang and sang Rocky Racoon, in ’72 on the bus, to a hike in the White Mtns in AZ. ‘those were the days my frenz…’ Has y’all scene ‘Across the Universe’ movie? I lubbed it, but then i ain’t very critical. (I also lubbed Joe vs the Volcano)
Ai iz growed up 2 bee kitteh dokter sum day, makes mamacat and daddycat bery, bery pwowd!
OHai ebberywun. Hope u are all habbin a happytail Sundaeday. I has a HOT! Summer hab arrived wif a sudden here in Ill a noyse, USA. We haba piknik todai to sillybrate teh end ob my sons soccer seesun and somebunny said tey wuld bring watter bloons. Yay!
dat souns lyk ufn!
ai remembahz wae bak wen…kollej oreonashun wekeund…droppun watah baloloonz awn unsuspektun peeps frum mai dorm windoe (wuz awnlee won flore awp….nawt tu worree…dey jus gawt wet….adn mebbe eh littul POd…)
Izza hot heer in Minnie Sota 2!!! Ai needs 2 get de resht ob mai vegie garden in de grownd 2-day!
We haz 79F in Lundun 2dai – dass abowt 20 digreez ohaier dan nermul!
Wull be bakk 2 60F bai midweek!
We haz 92F heer. Ai wuz wurking owt inda garden, but gave up cuz I melted in 2 a sticky puddle ob goo!
Dass 2 hawt! we doan’t offn get abuv 80, tho we can get up 2 100 on raer okkayshunz. ‘coz we aer a smawl eyeland we aer at teh mersee uv teh wynd dyrekshun – dis week frum teh hawt souf, nekst frum teh Arktik!
iffen yoo tri tu testify dem agin wif dis fingy ai will nock yoo owt!
Is Dr. Tinycat’s ‘sisstent dokter fur halpings an ‘sisstings an stuffs.
aifink he wud cause much moar damidje wif sploart than curifiers… mebbeh is dr.tinycats way of making moar munnies???
Cud yooz him instedd uv anasfetik to maek peepl dedd frum teh cyoot!
yep. Dat wud wurk. A financial sabings, tu.
deepnds on hao mush munnees hi neads tu pai teh anes…aneth…anef…teh kitteh whu puts peeplol tu sleepy.
Him wud werk fur gushifuds an cheezbergerz!
Hmm… well, iffn yu had teh reeflixes ob, sai a… lastic band; TAHT wud bii teh inneressing.
Stoopy kitteh
*hedbats piggeh*
Who u callin’ stoopy, hmmm?
Teh stoopy kitteh, stoopy!
Lookit yu has yur glasses awn teh rong wai rownd agen. Lemme fixing taht up fur yu.
* taeks LCB’s glasses frum top ob hurr hed adn puts ober eyes *
How can u tell teh kitteh is stoopy just by looking at it, hmm? I think u think teh kitteh is stoopy because u is in one of ur foul moods where u think everything and everybuddy is teh stoopy.
Does I need to give u some ticklol therapies?
duz yoo fink ay Guinness mite impruv hims muud?
I dunno. Let me sample it.
*samples it*
Mmm! *samples it some moar*
I know *I* feel better!
*drawes lcb anuthur Guinness*
kthx*drainsglass*
Hmm… wai wii muss alwais has teh fiting? huh? HUH?
Sumthymes ai weeshes dere wus a wai fur us awl tu juss… get alawng…
Mebbeh… Hmm… yesh… * scritches littlol chin * Hmm… yesh…
Mebbeh… iffn won ob us juss… reeched owt… mebbeh… in sum kynd ob musiclol wai…
Uh huh… yesh… taht’s juss crazeh enuff tu werking… * nod nod *
* scampersawaiwibakwiknesstuconsultingwibFronk *
*wates on
tentcaterpilurstenturhuuks to see wot teh piggeh will kums up wif DIS time!*Ahem.
Iffn yu is wayting awn teh tenturhukks adn teh tentcaterpillurs aifinkso mebbeh yu shud bii teh wayting awn AWL ob us, donut yu? huh? HUH?
Ai wheel habbing teh shwimps, plzthx.
SUMpiggeh got up awn teh rong sydr uv teh cage dis mornin, aifinkso!
**jeanniemaus skampurz in**
**seez dat fur de furst taem sinz shi joind eberywun seemz to NOT bi gettin along in cheezland**
EEEKKK!
**skampurz bak aot**
*Wispas (an udder choklit bars)*
Is awlryt, JM; tehy is just pertending
oh, iz only lolcatburglar an her phlonquais (which iz fronsch for “flunky” becawz guinness piggeh iz obvyusly a hi-er class ob flunky, so him gets a lolfronsch title) doin wut tehy do. i only cownted wun hedbat an no warm applol joose, so ifinkso tehy iz getting along ravver well today!
*Ahem|* Ai fink it myt has sumfink toodoo wiv a Sir Ten piggeh hassing to sai byebye to a lubbly green bysykul
*Ambercat pedduls orf, into teh sunset*
**Peeekz bak in**
RU shur???
**Callz de merri mausies who cumm dansing in weerin der koktayle owtfitz tu pass owt kittynip martooniez tu mello eberywun awt**
* nod nod * Plz tu NAWT has a wurried JM; LCB adn ai lieks tu plai tihs gayme ware huur hedbats me adn den ai brings hurr applol joose, freshly skwoze, steel warm adn clowdeh, juss hao hurr lieks eet.
* shrug * She nebber seems tu dreenk eet, tho…
Sry, ai has nawt meeted yu afore; ai donut gets tu plai berry mush dese dais – is yu gnu tu Cheezland?
Yess, at leest postin. Ai wuz a lurker fur a berri long taem, an onlee resently got de nerv tu delerkify. An laik u ai dunnot git to plai much.
Ah, an otter bictim of Stoopy Pleh Reel Lyfe Syndrome, ai sea.
* slow, sad hedshayke * but but but is gud taht yu deesided tu delurkify! Teh cheezfrends is full ob win!
ITA! Dis iz mai destressingz site! Iz bettur den a reel lyfe martoonie!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to evildoer an Momchan an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, anjul fud caeks wif fresh berreez an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob troll-hed crokay! az alwayz, teh crokay balls are paynted to look like *eek* troll heads, an wen yoo whakk them wif teh crokay mallets tehy make funny troll-y noyzez.
an ob corse, goodie bags filled wif padlolball games, bottles ob bubblols taht make big gigantical bubblols, kandee, an puffy zoo aminlol stikkers! 
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
**De merri mausies poor evildoer & Momchan a DUBBLE kittynip martoonie an bringz in de BEGGEST chokolit burfday caik (wid burfday caiks ub udder flaborz on standbai in caes ennywun iz allergik**
Happi burfday!
Ohboi! Bottles ob bubblols!
Dass clebber!
Fanks anni! Ai bin pratissing.
Berri cyute!
Ossim n full ob win, nca!!
Fanky DK. Ai hab my moments. [digs toe in teh durt]
LOL!!! PoissinBoi just told mee to com heer an see this.
Yoo reelee ar a wunder, nc66!! Yoo doo indeed hav yur “moments!!” an we awl luv them!!
Fanky Janet.
*Stewart voice* Luk wut ai can do!
[kicks leg up behind bak]
Ohai LM. Jes fot ai wuld try tew spruce fings up uh bit.
Oh yeah? Wen yew can snatch dis pebblol frum my…
Hay! Wared teh pebblol go?
Oh wut teh heck. Let’s danse.
OMG Ai yoost tu hab de biggust CRUSHHH own him!
whoa, takes me bakk. wuz in collij an tehn nooly marrijed… (HOW manee yeerz ago?
*faynts*)
Well, teh bideo sez 2003. (jes go wit it)
**Red comez in, nawt luukin happitayle**
Kin y’all PLZ keep it down? I’m nursin a hang-ober heer.
ai iz so sorree! Tu manee kittynip martooniez?
**Gibs Red twu aspirinz tablitz wif hot kittynip tee**
Nao go bak tu bedd. Ai will fiks u an icee pak fur yur hedd.
**Merri mausiez qwietlee tuk Red in an plai soothin moozik**