ai finded a monster itz in da closet and itz name iz “Hoover”
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It frited me!
Conga rats anni! Luks lyke cheez peeps be sleepin in dis Catturday mornin’!
Conga meeces, Anni! Postingz r at weekweek dai timz todai aifinkso
Dat’s haow it lukks 2 me!
Naow it lukks as iffn dey haz waeked up an seed wat dey haz dun an we won’t get a noo lol till 3pm cheeztiem! Ai cud be rong tho!
Lukz liek it tu me tu.
WP wuz puttin dem up at weekdai tiemz erlier!
Congrats, Annipuss!
Aim awf tu bed befaw teh cyootie bloo iez duz me in!
Nitey nite.
G’nite OCM!
‘Nite, OCM!
Thx fur awl teh congrats!
It come afta me!
Dam!
*headdesk*
It mayde LOWD noizez!
Aftur taykin a gud luuk arown my howse dis moarnin, I finkso teh tornaydo camed frew heer aftur awl!
Who wants to halp me kleen howse?
They do! *points an runs teh uvver wai*
Hay! Git bak heer!
Ai notissed dat teh ohai shelf in teh kitchin had growed sum furr – Ai aer wore owt cleenin it!
Donut tirn awn teh LOWD monzter!
Iz funnee. Sarah will sit awn teh vakyoom wen iz nawt awn, butt heds foar teh hillz wen iz awn!
Velvet runzawaiwiffakwikness wenevver she seez it
Genevieve hisses when our ebil Nu-Nu rowls owt ob teh klosit, she nawt wate fur it tu bee turned on. She knows whut is koming.
Letz me no if yu finez enny taikurz awn dat wun. nekz Winzdi mai haowsklenur wil cum but iz da messy awlredy.
Itz kwiet naow butt itz nawt foolin meh! Iz stil skayree monstur!
Wont eben come in room wen scarie monster be der. U nebber, nebber noes……
Uz hidin’ more monsters?
O mai, wat a cutie-patootie! teh bloo eyez! teh lil smudgie noze! teh floof!!!
*titens CHRG*
Ai wif u BF!! Wer dat dukky taep???
Por widdle kalikoh kitteh b askert ob the bakuum.
(that should be *teh* — snerk)
{{{{{{Karen}}}}}} Nawt ebreewun can has da speling talint. iz ok. we ar berry tall urunt.
O, dis b aprow … uhproe … gud one 4 meh toodai. Jus scared mai kitteh who wuz unner bed n ai dinneh noe. Started 2 sweep n owt comes poofy kitteh! Ai feels real bad bout it.
yu will hav to gibs sum snorgles and a dish uf toona, ifinkso!
I gree! Hez already milkin it (hee) 4 all itz worth!
{{{catLadeee}}}
Iz alrite. I steppifyed awn Sarah’s paw yesturday moarnin an feltid awful. Dese fings happin wen yoo libs wif kittehs.
My brudder aksidentlee sukked up his (goldin retreevur) goggie’s tayle in teh vakyoom nawt lawng ago. Ruby wuz unner teh bed an brudder nawt kno it. Him had to turn awf teh vakyoom an pull Ruby’s tayle out!
o mai! Lifelong fear ob sweeps for Ruby, ifinkso!
Goal din retreburz haz berry liddul branez nd she problee dint eben notis.
Nawt mennee Kittehz
lyke Beeg Noyzee Mawnsturr
wiff naym ubbz ‘Hoovurr’!
Beeg Noyzee Mawnsturr
habz grayt beeg gloweengz Iee Bawl
andz a plumpz belleh!!
Beeg Noyzee ‘Hoovurr’
Mawnsturr amz mutch 2 lowdz 4
curree~uss Kitteh!!
Bloo Ieedz Callee~co
Liddill Kitteh willz attakkz
wiffz hurz Poyntee Endz!!
Bloo Ieedz Callee~co
Liddill Kitteh will denz burstz
“Hoovurr’z fat belleh!!!
Jack.
Yay, Jack!
3km an I cawl owr vakyooms teh “beeg lowd sukkin masheen” becuz of wun of ur ohaikus.
Gud wun, az yushual, Jack! Owr mawnster’z naym iz Searz, butt (!) aifinkso Hoover mayd itt.
Mah kittehs dey donought mynd teh vakkume so mush . . . Butt! mah goggie! he attaktaktaks itt! an bustered itz fat belleh jus liek u sed, yesh!
itz ok kitteh, ai’ll keyp yu sayf frum teh monstur.
Good one, jack!
Snorgles the kitteh, it’ll b awwite.
>^;^<
omg i cant believe your cat got scared ttyl
Dis kind of monsta sucks…
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.
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Sowwy….*heads of to the NB…*
Other monstas more friendly… like cookie monster, bighumanwifsoftlap monster, fluffypillow monster…
Ohai cheezpeeps. Anywun feelin lyk habing a partee? I be up for anyfing happetayl rite nao – mai town be in teh news becuz 2 bombs went awf last nyte (ackshully RILLY erly dis mornin – I herd da first one!) One bomb went awf (less den one milol awai frum mai home) an den da bomb skwad came and detunatid a sekkund bomb an was serchin fer a thurd wun. Dunno whoo dunnit or why. One person died
(rumor is dat dat person be teh wun who set da bombs butt(!) no offishal confermashun uf dat yet). No udder in-jureees reportid. 
So…we canhas happytayl tyme nao? I kood use sum cheerin up :/ I has a nervus an a sad
{{{Mitts}}}
{{{Mitts}}}
{{{{Mitts}}}} Ai’m so sorry dat yu have tu go thru dis. GRRRRRRRRRRR *shakes floofeh paw at idiot hoomins* Iffn sumwun wuz hurtified, hoping it wuz teh instigator.
So! Wood yu liek mewzik, noms, sordid choklits, sordid adulot beverijis, oar all uv teh abuv??
Iffin it nawt be tew much trublol…..ai will tayk awl ub dem!
I ackshuly haz teh mewzik on rite nao – nyse an calming stuffs! Wish I had chonklits IRL!
{{{{Mitts}}}} happytail beams and guud thawts winging der wai tew u!
*mixes a beeg picher uv Mimosas*
{{{Mitts}}} *wheels out huge cart of anti-pasti and tapas*
{{{Mitts}}} i b so glad u b safe. sumtimez deh whirrld am a berry skeery place!!! U stay heer wif us, u b saif.
Fank yew awl – I just has a nervus becuz I moved frum my old hoam to dis one so I kood be in a saifer plais…an nao der be bombs in mai new nayberhood. Luks lyk da hoomin whoo brawt da bombs be da one taht died so aifink de nayberhood be saif nao….still skeery tho
(skeerier dan a Hoover, if dat be possiblol)
I think deh peepz wif bombz make deh Hooverz luk downrite frenlee.
I gib u a nuzzer hug, just bekuz. {{{{Mitts}}}}
Fank you, Cween
I lyks hugz! I be snorgloling wif mah kitteh nao and she be halping to 
Dat b teh wun in Wess Burj In Ya, troo? Verry verry skerry!
*Sendz teh hugz an teh kawmmy beemz doan teh Ohai O Ribber*
An twowtz. U liek freshh twowt peffeckly cukked? Wii gotz dem heir.
Yup, dat be da wun
{{{{mitts}}}} 2 skawi.
ai haz a worri. ai sendin lotza beemz ur weigh frum kalifornia. dere, dere nao, hab a tastee smoothi, wif mangoz an razzberriz.
{{{{{{Mitts}}}}}
ai donut eben noez whut tu sai. ai iz sew sawry
Wer ar u? Ohmaigosh, sew sorreee tu heer bowt tihs… mai prayrs r wif yoo..
I be in west verginya (aka da best verginya!
….’cept when we habs da bombs…). Da bombs be nashanul news nao – just saw an artycl on CNN webpayg abowt it! Luks lyk da hoomin whoo brawt da bombs to da plais be teh one dat died… Fankfully nobodee else be hurt!
Gud grayvee! Sumtymes ai wunderz wuttehhek fokeses bee finkin. Gladd yoo aer awl rite! ai’m praiyin foar peese foar yoor town.
OMG noes! I jus glad u’s okay.
Jes had mai hoomin trn TV on an I heer dis abut da bom’n noiz. Iz called “piep bom” about domessticall ‘spute or soomfing stuppy hoomin do (ai fink dat meenz worser dan pointy ends kitteh slap in da hous) Still berry beyond naughty.
{{{{{Mitts}}}}
{{{Mitts}}} Ai also sew very sowwy u habs to goe fru dis. Otta be ables to feel safe in own home, fur hebben’s sake.
*…brings Mitts a hyooooooj choklificated cake wif teh fudgy I sings and mocha icy creems to go wif.
Kitteh also has a kewt!
(Puts on anti-splort devices)
*nodz*
dis kitteh cud bee danerwous aifinkso
*titenz CHRG*
*runs in wif goosee taype*
*wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap*
*wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap*
*wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap*
*wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap*
*snipss breefing holes*
mai werk here is dun.
yoinks and awai!
fankiez gammacat ewe haz sabed mii aifinkso, kitteh iz a kyoot wun
An it tryed to sux up mai tail!
Pore lilluh kitteh haves a worried.
Inna coupla yeerz wen dat kitteh iz big an stwong, ittul be a diff storwee. He’ll be sayin.. “Dere woz a big monstur in teh closet.. but ai eated it.”
Ob mai kittehs, 2 ob dems runzanrunz tu hid uner bed or bess paze eben wen seez da machinamontsur, but Big boi Leo jus hangs out awl kool cauz hez surtin da noziness machinamontsur stai on fwor. Mitts, awl ob us sen to yu habby thinking and special cc pwayrz.
{{{{{{{{{{Mitts}}}}}}}}}}
This hoover sucks up dirt.
Culd hab bin wurse kitteh.
Culd hab bin uh hoochie.
Wut dew uh hoover and uh hoochie hab in cawmen?
Dey bof awr often attached tew uh dirtbag
hoo let yoo owtta teh nawty barn?
[titans zipperlip]
lol! This begs a reference to “My cat is afraid of the vacuum cleaner” by Power Salad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrB01AVlWEU