Floyd was all set for the lap dance, then he remembered what the vet removed on his last visit.
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And de antibioticals he hadz to eat for wellness.
OhAi Lunafish!!! *extendz floofy paw uv frendship*
Congaratz on ur nawt-sekkund!!!
Dansy, dans-dans!!!
Fankyuberrymoch. Mai paw to yu awso *Eggstends floofy pawfor fwenship*
Yea ,danze,danze,twiwl ‘n spin fur fun Caturdaynite.
*bryngs owt trai uv sorted noms, wif fizzee drinkees foar Caturdai nite*
heer ebberywun, hep urself, dere iz lawts moar!
Am the artichokes reddy yet?
um, ai alredee aet dem
*runsawaiwifaberreefastqwikness*
*bringgs owt moar arteechoeks an sayves wun foar lcb, puts hir naym onnit wif a nyce littlol naemplayte*
i haz an artie-choke but i eated it
lcb can has mai arteechokes. aifinks dey is teh pleh.
ai growed up nawt tu farfaraway frum Castroville an mai pairunts mayded dem alot.
Ohai keshet! Iffin lcb nawt wanted yur artee choaks, ai wheel taykim! Ai groad up inna Silikon Bally, adn mai pairunts mayded dem alsotew, we jus lub dem! Dip inna mayo, yum
fur mee dey is juss ay skoop fur teh mayo.
We gawta Talyon resippy you usinged garlick, unyun, lemming adn olib oyl wen cukking dem, berry nommy!
ooooooo anuzzer Caturday nite!! sowndz like a song tu mii!
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
Anuzzer Caturday nite adn I ain’t got nobuddy
I got sum munneez kuz I just got pade
How i wish I had sum wun tu talk tu
I’m in an awful way.
I got in town a munf ago
I’ve seen a lot uv gurlz since den
If I kud meet ‘em I kud get ‘em
But az yet I hazn’t met ‘e,
Datz wai I ize in deh shape I’m in.
Oh, anuzzer Caturday nite adn I ain’t got nobuddy
I got sum munneez kuz I just got pade
How i wish I had sum wun tu talk tu
I’m in an awful way.
Now anuzzer fella tole mii
Hii haz a sister hoo lukz just fine
Insted uv bein’ mai delivrentz
Shii had a strange resemblintz
Tu a cat named Frankenstine
Oh, anuzzer Caturday nite adn I ain’t got nobuddy
I got sum munneez kuz I just got pade
How i wish I had sum wun tu talk tu
I’m in an awful way.
itz hard on a fella
Wen hii don’t noez hiz way arownd
If I don’t find mii a hunney
Tu halp mii spend mai munnee
I’m hedding bak tu Key West Town.
Oh, anuzzer Caturday nite adn I ain’t got nobuddy
I got sum munneez kuz I just got pade
How i wish I had sum wun tu talk tu
I’m in an awful way.
ai lub me sum Jimmy Buffett.
ohai cween! ai hoep ur lyfe iz settlolink daown a bitt naow… an ur DH iz dewing beddur!
Floyd a witle nawty on Caturday nitez
Yes and what is wrong with a leg dance.
Ai finkso yu nedez 2 legz oar eben mor. Wun iz nawt enuf. Floyd iz a prittee boi nd nobudde shud be maik fun ub him just ‘b cuz”
Wazza madder, keshet, did u lose somfing?
Wut kud keshet haz losted??
Awl hur toyz?
Beenee baby?
Candyz?
D…
Diggnity?
Eerwurms?
Feeshees?
G….
Gomads
Himz selfrespects
Ice kremms
J…
Jumping beenz
Kangaroooz
L……
Leggos
Mynd
Noms
O…
oranj kitteh
purpel shooz
quiet nitez
r…….
Rawky mowntin Oysters
Smexy Dribe
Test Ickles
U…
unddapantz
vitiminz
waffelz
x…………
Um aill jus be hedding to teh NB now…
Ohai fore Cheesfrens
Putty-tat tois
Qwarks (hard tu see, dont noe if dere gone…)
R….
(ai have GOT to refreshify moar offen!!!)
*whispers*
(iz jes unnuder awportunity foar)
(udder cheezpeeps tew participate)
Restoration era poet’s paradise
Spaceship Jupiter-2
Tee bee show abowt airplane crash survivors
U…
Uncle dat writes letters
Virginia tea
Wages in a casino
X…
X ess, wich lives in Texas
Yummy tummy nommys
Zepplin made of led
Xavieer Cougart
Yoinkd, fings dat got
Zylerfone stiks!
“The Last Date” by Floyd (Cramer) – also last dance?
**Red staggurs in**
Ohai, frenz! I jest gottid hoam frum bein owt wif my BFF. Wii eetid Mexikan an I had sum margajaritas!
Woohoo!! A perfect Caturday!
poor Floyd. All he can offer teh lapdancer is some soff serve.
Oh, boy, soft serve!
/wut?
*snerk*
donut pazz go, u goez rite 2 da nb. awl da res ob da thread wil b coming in 2…
u gnu da remarc cud knot go unansoored.
Wen I was a kid, der wassa ice kreem franchize in our nayborhood called Mr. Softee.
Nawt kidding. *Joins others in NB*
O yesh – ai kan stil hearing teh jinglol frum teh truk!! ♫♪♫♪♫♪
Ohai, karen! Fanx, I thowt I was da onlee one…
um, his lap?
Uh lappendectomy?
Meh junque. It ar gon.
(8)No buddee knoez t3h
trubbillz I’b seenedz! Summbuddee
reemoobdz mah hayrbawwlz (8)
(8)Didn’tz feenkz Dawkturr
TyneeCat woodz duz wut himz
didz! Ah doan’tz fankz U!(8)
Midnyte Kitteh, Floyd
duz nawtz cayr 4 teh sawng (8)Lyke
A Red Rubburr Bawl!!!(8)
Jack.
Pshaw! Wuz tryeengz
2 maykz mewsiukkill noatz wiff
parentheseezed aytz
Jack.
stoopy teknawlugee!
Plz to try using
Alt-13 and Alt-14
Make a note of it
*snerk* ♫♪♫♪
Onnwiii. Ai haz it.
Oar maybee onntehy??? Wii maa wantz 2 partee, nawt sitting doing nuffin’!!!
Whut?
Wii nebber didz taht wen wii wuz littloler yungwuns! *Got into some other wild fings, tho’*