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World Dominashun Training Class Robert has a lock on it.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: zMiqque
teh wurld wil be MIEN
Congrats, PB. Ai thort u had slo innerchoobs!
Thx Anni !! Ai duuu !! Lukki teh poast iz onli tekst !!
tudai Cheezland, tumoro teh WIRLD !!!
.. tehn ai mite hab tu sleep … !!
conga rats, PB!
yu has eh soloe!
wif anni kloes behyn!
Thx Catena nd yuu wernt dragon yor chains, eiver
!!
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* It mussed hab bean mai tern faw teh spinnign weal ob fate
ai has lowgee fingahz…iz wae tu eerlee heer awn eh Caturday!
Bak tu bed oar upp nd at tem ??
guttah get blohd test – noe eatun afour.
Awlwaiz best dun urly sew yu can eet suun arfta !!
U can eet cheezland fuds tho – ai poot sum caek daofred foar awl.
Ohai OCM! aer u awl bedder naow?
Aithotso. Tehn ai went fer as leap arfta lunsh an woek up at 5.
No hedake rite nao sew tahts gud. Had iez testid tudai an awl gud. Spet ai knead nyoo lensis, witch ai nyoo.
Aifink dat wen u haz been nawt well, u nead eggstra sleap ‘coz dat’s wen moast geddin beddur happins.
Ai had a fyoo fingz tu du at teh shawps an waz tu layt. Ebryfing cloazis at 5-5.30 awn Caturdai heer. Wil hav tu wayt.
Dass nawt so gud! Mennee uv ower shops aer open till 10pm awn Saturdai. Wun soopermarkit iz opin frum 07.00 awn Mundane to 23.00 awn Caturdai! Dey awlso opin 11.00 2 17.oo awn Sunnydai!
Aifinkso Perf is teh moast bakwood plais fer shawping owers. Butt(!) dere waz a voet an peeps sed noe, noe layt shawping fanks. Nawt enuff peeps tu mayk it werfwiel foar smorl bizznis.
Kitteh war gaemz!
Ai, faw wun, welkum owr nyu marsters
!!
seems ai habs to gits mai bachlolr ob snorglols soon…
Ai wudnut go tu taht degree !!
noe? wut becamded awf vive la snorglolstance?
Carn’t du mutch wers dan teh polly tishunz!
Tehy moar rob’n nd lion tahn Robert cud ebber bi
Iv looks kuld kill, dey probably will
necks will sink yur battlolsheep
Pew! Pew! Pew!
* glug, glug, glug *
Man teh lief botes!!!
Ohai Catena an Anni an congrats, PB!
Tiem foar sum silly braturee caek an cawfee? Ai hav maed a ginja an banarnaarnaar caek! Heer – sum foar evrywun.
Ohai nd thx OCM !! Oooo, banananannana caik !! * nom nom nom *
safe myne fur latah. runnen eh few errundz. blud test den awf tu bai trekkun powlz et teh aotdore stoyr. dey has eerlee Caturday sail.
Trekkun Polls, eh ?? Yuu tihnkin ob goen awn a wawk
??
ai duz hyk. end reehlised ai nedes dem!
Gud eye deer, tehn !! Ai muss tri tehm !! * nawt a reglar hykur *
Ai haz seed peepl yooz dem awn teh pabemints (siedwawks) in Lundun awn teh flat. Lukks kynd uv ufny, but Ai spoze iffn it halps. Ai mai need 2 stikks sune. Dunno haow Ai’ll carree teh shoppin den!
Liek tihs??
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Dat gibs me a heddake juss finkin abowt it! Ai spose a bakkpakk wud be teh anser – oar Ai cud get wun uv doez granny-mobilez an put teh feer uv god in awl teh pedestryunz!
Peg in teh tee ruum haz a lectrik chare an toes a red waggin behynd tu teh shawps. Izza grate halp fer her.
Moast uv teh wunz Ai hab seed hab a baskit awn teh frunt fur shoppin – dey aer teh skootur tiep nawt teh ‘lektrik charez – does can hab a bag dat fits awn teh bakk.
Prsnly aifinkso a yng tu karree awl ur fings wood be a grate eyedia!
Dat wud be grate in teh summur, but in teh wintur, wen der iz sno????
Ai agree OCM! Ware kan ai gets wun of doze?
Ai can order fud awnlien an hab it delibbered. Teh delibberee man is nawt nekkid (gud fing, dey aer nawt berry gud lukkin!)
Ohai LOW! Ai nawt be ablol tu akses teh awder payj fer yngs rite nao.
Ohai OCM nd guud moarnin frum VLC ebrywun! Taim foar tee? We’ll keep aor iiis owt foar a YNG otay, OCM?
nd Ai thott onli Bob had naked ambishenz
!!
Lol! Hoo gnow whut ebil lurks inna harts ob wimmin!
Rebenj, moastlee
!! * Juss gessing *
Rebenj izza dish bestest surbed nekkid????
Juss wair a naypren wen cuuking !!
* Ime onli konsernd faw enniwunz saiftee, obcorss
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Ai wares teh full cubbrage ay pren!!!
Ov cors!!
Sew, sumwun yuu tihnk iz Hawt Stuf iz prolly a gud cuuk ??
Ov cors! Mai modestee, let me show yu it!
Whu cares iff Teh Hawt Stuff kan cuuk???
Rebenj fer teh nawt-sekkund cawss..
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.. wotz gud faw teh sekkund cawss
Caek!!
Nawt Orinj (butt(!) poyzen) caek wib banannana
??
AAaaaaaaa……… !!!!
Iffn sumwun hoo iz hawt cud mayk choklit caek nd a nommy cuppa tee, dat wud bee awesum!
Wotz teh thurd corss ??
* Oar iz it just dessertz !! *
Sir priez – nyoo LOL!
battlolsheep??
kry havvuk an let lews teh lambs uv war?
Hooman givs me pink becuz of think I no sees colorz. 4 dis u will die.
Nao yuu sea red
!!
Sillee hoomin, it’s green taht kittehs cant see!
U cud nevar hold onto Asia, cud u? 7 extra men at teh big inning of evry go but u cudn’t f-ing hold it. Australasia, taht was teh 1, all teh purpls. Get evry1 on Papua Nu Ginnee & jus build up, build up…
Bob iz sittin onna tawp ob teh whirrld!
Heez nawt sittin on ar-tick iz him ?? * Mawnin OCM *
Ooops !!
* tiepo *
OCMLOWYu hazza confuzed???
* Orlwaiz
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Ai juss red yor poast “Ohai OCM … ”
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* Gotta larf
Wimmin ov teh sertin ayg allus keein iis owt foar YNGs!
Faw
comparizunresurch, obcorss !!Obcorss! Nd tu sii whut wii iz missin!!
*Finks ov 3 diffrint ant sirs tu dis cawment, butt(!) nawt can rite enny ov dem* *heds tu nawtee barn*
Runswiffakwickness tu joyn OCM inna NB!!!
* Hed Desk
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Tee Hee!
Hmmmm. Iz dere yngs inna NB? *lukks hoepful*
Izzn’t dat ware teh cween maek dem lib nd doo hers ironin????
Hur oar JCH4K
!!
Send mee a missij on FB wiff teh ant sirs! Ai cuud yoose teh larff!!!
Wood, butt(!) gon frum mynd alreddi! Mynd is liek siv tudai. Iffn ai nawt rite wat aifink strate awai sum elebenty uvver thots fil teh spais.
Duz yu waak inna ruum nd nawt rememba why? Duz yu waak inna Nawtee Barn nd nawt rememba why?
Sownd liek yuu nede a big Duu List
adn teh nawt-sekkund tihng awn taht list yu can cross awf
iz
Mak a Duu ListHaz bin noen tu happin!
Dipinds hoo elts iz inna Nawty Barn at teh saym tyme!!!
Luuks laik him iz onna ar-tick! Himz gonna hab frozin parts suun!
Himz duznot luuk berri ebil tu mi !! Moar teh kindlee diktator !!
Yesh, himz onlee demands arr teh gushifuds nd belleh snorgles
Strypee Bawb Kitteh
habz Seekritz Weppun. Ifz feengz
go badz…. Layz awn Bordz!
Strypee Bawb Kitteh
coodz den taykz ober Emptee
Bawkz t3h gaym cummdz in!!
Strypee Bawb Kitteh
winz t3h game andz getz 2 habz
Winneeng Cheezburgr!!!
Jack.
Yay Jack! Exspeshully lubbd teh part abut teh Emptee Bawks!
Thx Jack
!!
Ur doin’ it rite.
“No Sheeba!” There is a great youtube video about a guy teaching his cat Sheeba to play Risk. It’s not hard to find, I recommend it to all.
PB, u so luckee tht teh wurld iz all yourzz. And teh first commenteh? You haz it.