
iz my circle of trust u iz out of it
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iz my circle of trust u iz out of it
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Noewun cums in heer sept me
Conga mausees, Annipuss! U hav a sew low tawp spot!
*sendz in teh conga meeces tu dans, hop, twerl, skip and wols awl arownd Annipuss*
Thx OCM! Ai wunderd ware ebbriwun wuz, fur a wile!
Wel wun ov us fergawt tu lukk at the clokk. *wunners hoo taht cood be*
* PB luuks at hims clok … it tiks him awf
*
U two??
Wel, it cud bi koko tiem fur mi but nawt fur ebbrewun ells !!
* Owt komz teh big offis tee tr0lley wib tohse tingz yu poosh awn tawp to splash teh rong drink intu yaw cup
*
Ai gawt tee nd cawfee faw awl !! Drink up
!!
Fanks, PB!
Woot!! w00t!!!
annipuss haz deh swiftest finnerz adn deh kwikkest braynz!!
Schmoooz tu yooz.
An ohai tu u, cweenmj! Gud tu hav teh payshint hoem?
Wen mai huzbing wuz discharjd frum horsepiddlol affer 8 weeks, him eggspektid teh saem caer frum me az he had frum teh teem uv nersiz!
Hao tu maik frenz nd enemaz
!!!
Fanfullee dat wuz’n awn teh list!
oh yes, him am bak tu driving mii crazy.
iz gud tu haz him home!
Dat’s gud nooz, mai cween!
Ai iz on tranzporta – beem me up, spotty!
Ohai! Ai doan’t fink we haz meetid. Plz 2 assept may flooffee paw in walkum!
hai, an fankee. Iz bin round for a while, but duz nawt post offen.
Ai wuzn’t shore iffn Ai’d seed u b4!
Pfft, ail bee bak innit in ate menutz. *nods*
Aaawww? But but kittie!! I pets u and feeds u and lubs u and and and. . .
Snorgles u and rubs u belly and scritches u chinbob and tween ur ears. . .
>^;^<
An ur poynt is?
Yuu can orlwaiz hoop …
…juss hang a round an weight.
YOO SHALL KNOT PASS!
unless of corse you brings…
A number of cheezeburgers
Bacun
Cheese on burgers
D…
Deli sammichez
Exkwizzit nomz
Flattery
G…..
Gushifuds
Hamberga
Icee creem!
J….
Joosy steakz
Kiloz ob fish
Leeters ob mlik
M..
Makrill
Neverending treets
Oshun fish filets – no bones fankies!
P…
Meetbawlz
Nommy fings
Oppyoulentz boofays
P …
Phillet ov phish
Qween snappa (fishie)
Red herringz
Sammin
T…..
Treetz fur mi
Unending noms
Veri kwik bringn awl uv dese
Iz sew outa praktis, fugot de W..
Plentee ubz Rubbinz
Qwart ubz Chawklitt Chip Iees Creem
Rippilldz Tater Chipz
Shoo Bawkz wiff paypurr
Tantilleyezeeng Shawpeengz Bag
Ulltra Sawfft Blankee
Wyndz~Up CatzNip Toy
X~tra larjj Nom Nom Peetza
Zeebra Strypdz Pillo
Jack.
Alfabet Ohaiku! Jack, yu am teh masstah! *bows at Jack’s feets*
o.O
wow!!
Y = Yummee toona sammiches.
Dere. Dats bedder.
Minz fur Cheezeburgers
Noms fur mi n mah frenz
Oodlez uv treetz
P…
Snorglol teh kitteh
.. jump bak
Snorglol teh kitteh
.. jump bak
Fool cerklol !!
* Butt(!) weed awl du it
*
Taht wood be pooshing teh bowndreez!
“Tihs izz mai dans spays. Tihs izz yur dans spays. Ai doan goe inztu myurz, yu doan goe inztu myn. Yu gawtta hoald teh fraym …”
Dirty Dansin ref FTW!
Yupz! “Nunnbuddee puttz Bebbeh Kitteh inz teh koarnur.”
**snerk**
mai TJ wuz sew snorglishous dis merning!! ai jest lubz it win herz leik dat. cept it wuz hawrd ta leeve herz ta comez tz werk (pleh)
Mai Audrey abandondeded mih tihs mawrneng *snifz … sobbz* inz fayver uv sytteng ins teh livengrume windoesyll.
*sitz inna kaornur nerseng herted feelengz*
Old kitteh Max iz hertid todai. Fink mebbeh a car rund ober himz tayl. Nawt let us tuch it an yowlz. Uvver wies seamz okay. Sea hao him iz tumarrow.
* Gibz Italiana a nyce cup ob tee nd a littlol bisket *
Fingaz x’d fer Max !!
**beeg floofy hugz fer Italiana & Ozcatmum**
Thx TJsM. Max is berry floofy himsalf. Blakk purrshun.
mai Maya iz bery floofy. herz a calli kitteh an iz bery beautimous tew. aifinkso
**whispurz**
her wayz twintea powndz.
Her IZ beeg. Max is smorl, butt(!) lukks beeg. Him iz awld-ish tho. 12.
Mai Audrey, hoo wuz beeyeng teh snootee tihs mawneng, izz an owld Mydnyte Kitteh – hurz is jettblak wif grean eiies, adn hurz izz awlmoats 15. Shiz smawl adn dellykat boaneded.
Odeer – puur Max! OWTCHeez – himz puur tayle!
{{{Ozcatmum adn Max}}}
**wunderz whi ai izn’t bloo NEmore**
mebbeh u is loggded owt frum wurdpretzlol
Midnyte Kitteh habz
hurz Hoopa~Hool. Kynda lykez
hurz ‘Coan Ubz Sylenss’!
Midnyte Kitteh woodz
mayk Hoopa~Hool hurz Minnyun
if itz fawllowedz oardurrz!!
Midnyte Kitteh feenkz
Shawpeengz Bag wood beez bettah,
but wunz nawtz arowndz!!!
Jack.
Hao yu du it, isle nebber kno
!!
” I dairz yuu tu cross taht line ”
* crossis line .. *
” Nao yorr awn mai side !! ”
* Yep, ai kno !! Anubber yoozless memree
*
Basement Cat juss trusts kno won.
I wandz Y?
Got it.
My cat hates hula hoops!
And yoo thot I forgot about dat baff 5 monfs 10 days 17 hours and 9 minutes ago.
Kitteh nawt fergetz nuffin.
Ohai Claregurl!
Ohai, Ozcatmum! Hao is yoo?
Aifinkso ai is almos bedder. Noe hedake rite nao.
Waz ur exam okay awn Furrsdai?
It went veree well, aifinkso! I hassa confidence about it! And YAY! for yoo almos bedder!!
Gud nyoos! Nies tu com awai feelink gud abowt a neggsam.
Ai be gowing tu sleap suun. Nite.
Gud nite!
“Butt (!!) Love and I
had the wit to win
we drew a circle
that took you in”
E
Clappity, clappity!
Yoo a Yooniteriun tew?
No, wuz kwoting Meh Lee Dickins on.
Ai iz cat-lick.
Ai can has bloo?
waddabaot naow?
There. I fixeded it.
Clappity! Gud fer u, MM!
MM and OCM, I sended yoo rekwests!
*goze off tu lukk*
Oooh! Akseptid!
*wispurrs* Ai thot we waz alreddi frends.
Yay! Clappity-clappity! Yu hazz an bloonis!
Ohai Italiana!
U hav FB?
Ohai, OCM! Yu meen teh buuk uv faysis? Yupz – adn ai’m awn teh Cheezepeeplol payjis tehre awlsoetu.
Ahar! DM?
Yupz! Taht’z mih!
iz ai bloo noa?
Yesh!! Applolsors!
yea!!!
Yay foar teh bloonis!
u iz outta da cirkle uf trust…dats whut yous get for dat baff last week!
I needz frenz…can ennywun frend me pleeazes?
Ai juss sent frend rekwest. K? K.
*clymbs up awn teh bakk fenns*
*syngs* …
“It’z teh Cyrklol uv Liiiiiiife …”
*duks teh tin kans adn oald shooz*
Swirl swirl swirl
(Bonks nose)
Okay lemme read strukshuns again.
Iz watchin’ u
yoo ai dunawt trust.
yay! ai haz a fren!