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*trying to hold gardening hat on vedyvedy tightly to control brains splodink from da cute*
conlolulations!
*awffurs umbrelaz foar teh protekshun of fawlloout from deh splorts*
commigranitz anni!
Congrats anni – u at teh tawp of teh 5 way! Du u need ennyfing frum teh tye bootek? We cud awl skip awn ober tu luk
Thx fur awl teh congrats!
and then teh humans were all like…Blargh
…totally ded from teh cute.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up SP’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Laff kitteh, laff
Wuz a sleepur joak!
*2 hours and 26 minutes later*
Oh! Ai get it!
At
firstnawt sekkund, kitteh.*stern look*
An den ai sed RAOWR! An u sed SKWEEE!
then ai sed PURRR and u sed SPLORT!!!
“ai’d slap mai neez if ai had neez”
ohh, whut an liddlol kyootee … ooohh, teh pinkie noes … adn teh beeyouteemuss eiies … adn … adn … SQUEEEEEEEE … SPLORT!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Italiana’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Ofangyu foar teh ressQ, Anni! Tihs bebbeh izz symplollee TUU kyoot!
*tytens teh gogglols, jusinkays*
OH no anudder one doan
sweep up Italiana’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, ; rap, rap , raps sum moar
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
U can awlso luk at dese city planning layowt drarings frum 1952
Ofangyu, TTC! An dubblol ressQ – ‘twuz kneaded, indeeded … tihs snorgalishus bebbeh izz taht kyoot!
MMMM … blankies …. MMMM … chonklit … MMM … zzzZZZzzz …
Oh Nose! Dee snorlolishus bebbeh kyootness is oberwhelmin.
*Taykes a payre ob protektibe gogglols*
Dat wuz a klose won. Tanks for da protekshun.
*Sits dowwn furr a minit to gadder self adn aboid splorting*
NNB – itz sneekz rite upz awn yu, duzzint itz?!
aifinkso tew!!
**nodz infa… infat… umm hawrd**
iz almostz tew musch tew taek
O.T. – ohai Miss Annipuss. Ai haz a question, otay? When you goes to act az pashunt, duz you “fake” illnesses? Or duz da Doktors haz to diagnose whut you aktsually haz?
A bit uv bofe, akchoolee. Wen Ai duz teh histree taykin wun, it’s maynlee troo wiv a fyoo eggstra bits. Wen dey haz 2 eggzamin me, it mite be sumfin Ai hab got oar wuns oar twies Ai haz had 2 purrtend 2 hab sumfin els – liek teh tiem Ai wuz spozed nawt 2 hab ennee feelin in mai leggz an had to sai Ai cudn’t feel dem proddin me wiv a sharp stikk!
oooohhh – ICK. Da akting nawt a bad fing to do. Helps you wif sum eggstra monies and gets da doktors to learn all da symptoms adn fings.
It halps me 2 – Ai can get 2 unnerstan moar abowt wat iz reelee rong wiv me!
Dads two kyoot, cant stopp sterring atit, halp!
LUK AVAY!!!!
No can do! HALP!
*jumps in froona teh piktur an wavies arm liek mad*
LUK AVAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
Mebbe try to dystrakt meh wif shiny obshect?
*shofs taks forms atween meowmeowy adn da lol* der… u shud bees saif as lawng as us lukkin at dis papurs….
Teh kyoot iz leekin thru da papurs!
wut?! dat carnt bee! uhmmm… uhmm… mebbeh is beddur u usis dis purtektabul gogglols adn a chrg wdoi… dem habs dem in da tybootek… lawts awf stylols…
Das nawt halp, kyoot will follou meh four couplol of daze, aifinkso!
yawell… iffn eet ownleh follols u, das okay… we awl nees dum kyoot in owr daiz ^^ ‘s lawng ‘s uz nawt splortin ebberifink is fien… adn if uz splortin der will bees a ccc reskjoo adn ebberyfink will bees fien agin. nuffin da feers in cheezladn
Ai fink ai splorted a littlol bit but iz hard nawt too wif kyoot picshure liek dat. Iz gettin kyooter ebery tiem ai look atit, srsly.
Comixed reference FTW!
Yo dawg, ai herd yew liek panel lolz, sew ai put an Xzibit in dis fred, sew yew culd lol at teh droll.
**titenz chrg, uzez duckee taype tu maek sure itz tite**
dis kitteh iz gonna bee twoublez aifinkso!1 da kyoot iz too musch…
**finkz ob tax formz, twyez nawt tu luk at da kyoot**
Just liek mii dis moarning wen ai discubbered teh Pac-Man logo at Googlol
wuz playablol.
Was dat teh roxors or wat? I kin play at wurk!
Ai yam nawt gittin N-E-fing dun today.
Jes gawt bak frum pwayin sum moar.
Nao Ai gawts uh earwurm too.
♫ Dootdee dooda doodadoo
Dootdee dooda doodadoo
Dootdee dooda doodadoo
Dooda dooda dooda doot ♫
wockawockawockawockawockawockawockawockawockawocka
Ai nawt had spekers on teh compoter; ai can’t haer teh music. I thawt sumwuns car alarm wus goin off….. until I notised teh boss was playin!
how cool! and aim just as bad at it as I’ve always been!!!
Ai hab noe eye deer haow it werks! Ai aer noe gud at ennee uf dat sort uv gaem!
Noar amm eye – ai wuz teh noe gud atz sutch gaemz wen tehy nawt sekkund kaim owt – adn styll has teh saym skil lebbel – zeerow. Jsut knot ko-wardinaytudd, aifinkso.
Naow werd gaemz, Ai can doo – sir prizin ‘coz Ai wud tawld Ai wuz myldlee diselksik!
Ai aer dedlolee atz teh Scrabblol adn teh krosswerd puzzlols, adn ai’m priddy gud atz teh Soo doe koo numbrrr gaymz – butt (!!) teh viddyoh gaymz R moar tehn ai kan du, oar eeben wantz tu du.
ai donut carez musch fur dem eever, dey maek mii haz a mad!!
Iz playablol? Did nawt notis dad, wuz jus confuzzled wif da funy lookin lolgo.
how do you breath out of a nose that itty bitty teeny tiny?!?!?!
Oh, nose!!! *Runsawaytofinkovlaundree*
Coz I told yoo dat dress luked nice! HAHAHAHA!! YOO LUK LIKE 5 POUNDS OF PUDDING IN A 2 POUND BAG!!!!!
LOLZ
Hee hee hee
Giggle giggle
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up DR’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
oh noez, D-R bin down fur a wyle
**runz in curklez, lukz around fur halp**
ai halpz u, ai only don diz wonce afore ai hopeyz ai getz it wright.
**dragz owt da CCC**
***sweepyz all D-R’z bwainz up in a pyle**
**rinzez dem wif lemmoning waderz**
**putz dem bak in hedbone**
**duckee taypez da hedbone bak on, taypee, taypee tayppee**
**makez surez itz eggstra tite**
**putz nooo CHRG wdoi on**
**leedz D-R tu da recobery lounge**
here iz a choklit possum and a neic warmz blanky and sum hawt tee fur you, twry nawt tu luk at da kyoot till u feelz bedder**
**walkz awai hopehopehoping ai diddent furgetz nofing**
Kthx, annipuss and TJsmommy
I are twice as safe!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to WhigKitteh an kerri-luv-wif-u an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, cowwy spicy carrit caeks wif creemcheez frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif slinkies taht go down AN up, liddle handheld alien vs zombie video games, kandee, an graet big humonguss pens wif 6 diffrent colurs ob ink (clikkie teh diffrent buttons to get teh diffrent colurs ob ink)!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Bebbeh Callee~co
Kitteh canz habz Happee Tayl
wennebburrz hurz wawntz!
Bebbeh Callee~co
Kitteh habz jusst stawrttedz 2
growz n2 hurz fayss!!
Bebbeh Callee~co
Kitteh willz beez bewteeful
gurl wenz hurz growz up!!
Bebbeh Callee~co
Kitteh awllreddee habz a
Handsumm Win pikktdz owt!!!
Jack.
Oh, Bebbeh Callee~co! *very gentlest noze touch*
Welz, mai Cheezefrendz, it’z thyme foar mih tu cloasify teh off iss untyl Moandae. Adn it’z dayt nyt tunite, soe mai huzzbunneh adn ai R goeng owt tu owur usuwell plais foar noms and drinkees. Has an happee weekweekweekie-endz, wun adn awl!
*hedbonks, purrs, adn SHMOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Bye-bye Italiana! *wayvz* Has a fun tyme! {{schmoo}}
Bebbeh Caliko! SKWEEEE!!!!
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SSSPPPLLLOOOORRRRRTTTTT!!!!!
Ai kno, teh kalikoez ar so kyoot adn byootimus.
Dis wun luuks a littlol lyke meh wen ai wuz jus a litlol kittin.
Ah well, heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy redz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds red tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Duz u see ur Josie owt deyr?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Oh, fankyoo AP.
Dem calikoes get me ebery tiem.
My Josie wuz caliko too, an so wuz Peggy (teh famblee kitteh), an so iz Dini.
Ohai dayr, red!
Fyndz ‘Braynee~Akk~Vakk’
andz cleenz up awll t3h mess. Poarz
Braynz wayrz dayz beelawngz
Maykz ebbeefengz awlll
prittee wifz mennee syzez
Buddurrr Fly Band Aydz
Pullz CHRG
down tyte. Rapz wiff mennee Goez
Rowndz ubz wyde Dukkt Tayp
Addz sum Bunjee Coardz
jusstz in cayss. Habz assoartmentz
ubz Nommee Chawklitt!
Iess Bawkz M&Mz,
Froazinn Milkee Wayz. Eeben
Hurshee Chawklittz barrz!!
Habz hawt Iee Bryte Tee
oarz red Zeengur! Awllso habz
Sawfft Floofee Blankitt
Rapz Blankitt ‘rowndz red.
Callz Dawkturr TyneeCat 4
‘murjensee Dust Awff!
Jack.
Fankyoo sew mutch, Jack!
Duz yoo has teh kittehs? Yoo gots teh pikshurs?
**goez to poke arown Jack’s profyle**
Ohai, dayr, red!
I habz free loadeengz
Kittehz wuz drawpz bye 2 Nomz
andz watch t3h Bakk Yawrdz
Justz puta owtz Nomz 4
Max, t3h purrimmiturr gard.
Brayv Strypee Kitteh
No habz dijjitill
camrra, so no habz pikkchurr
ubz mah awllmoast strayz
Wunnz ah getz cammra
dayr will beez lawtza pikkchurrz
ubz mah Kitteh Kroo
Jack.
Frum teh “ya kno ya werk in a relaxifyed atmisfeer wen” fyles:
I tuuk my hares down dis afturnoon an wuz hed-bangin at my desk to “Beeg Bawz” by AC/DC.
Alsew found in doze files:
Sumwun wrote ohai-score adn uh number on teh office whiteboard at 9:00am dis morning, adn within 15 minits, there were 3 different updates tew the number wif no wun menshuning dat it wuz foar Pac-Man awn Googlol.
**sneeks up to NC66**
SCHMOO!!!
**sneeks away wifakwikness**
Must bii nyce. I iz awl biziness awl da tyme at wurks. No funz at awl fur mii!!
Yah, rite.
Yoo kno wut I duz foar a libbin. Nawt menny peeps wud/cud to my job.
Just call me Splorty McSplort. That kitten is GORGEOUS!
O noze! Sew mennee peeps splortd fer sew long wif noe helpz! Dis jawb luuks tew big fer the CCC!
The Soaring Splort Support Skwad zoomz daown owt uv the skye!
Reskew menz an wimmenz jump owt an hit the grownd runnin!
Wif balletik presishun dey sweep sweep awl the sported peeps braynes inno seprit pyles
Rinse the brayne pyles wif sparklee fresh mowntin spring waddur
Tuck bak inno braynium cabities an fit awl the hed boan peeces in the propurr plaices
Snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRGs an taype wif rainbow cullered ducky taipe.
Kwik Skwad! Git the strechers!!
Splort viktims r carried tew the Splort Recovery Lounge an plaiced tenderlee awn chaize lownges,
Served refreshin drinkies an noms, wrapped in floofy blankies an handed stoofed bebeh otters tew cuddle.
Skwad members tippytoe owt an clik awf the lite as they goe. Rest well cheezfrends, rest well!
at furst hoomans were liek… AawWWww…
and den… and… dey *SPLORT!*
Yes, dey duz. Ai hoeps u has bettur jujmint. Is bery layt, ykno.
*splort* no time for helmet– waaaaay too cute *splort*
Whut? Dis teh noon lol!Wut u duin lukin at teh kyoot wiffowt purrtekshun?
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy barboidz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds barboid tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
mmmmm, that’s much better. thankees for the halp! {{{{AngelPlume}}}}
I shel nao purrr-form Loodwig vawn Baytovin’s “Ode tu Kyoot”:
SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT!
SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT!
SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT!
SPLORT S-SPLORT!
SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT!
SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT!
SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT!
SPLORT S-SPLORT!
Ooog…haz tu kut it shoart. I doant fink mah hed kan tayk enee moar.
U kno dis is way tuu layt tu be luukin at teh kyoot wiffowt protekshun, yeff?
U has bin majurly splorted for menny howerz. Ai seez whut ai can duz…
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy teh demonik brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds loldemon tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Fank u, AngelPlume. Doktur Taineekat shud giv u an uward fr x-ekkens in vawlunteer imurjensee splort skwad.
I can only imagine the little sound that kitty made when they took that pic…lol.
*peep*
*meep*
Oar paws-ublee nuffin et awl. Wun uv mah sistur’s kittehz tuk a liddul waiyl to lurn hao tu meeyow wen himz wuz smawl. He wud jest opin himz mowf an nuffin wud kum owt.
Iz inrestin. Mai marramalaed gurl kitteh mawors wif hurz mouf cloesd. Hardli eber maeks a maow wif hurz mouf open. Y hurz dodat?
Pinkeh noze! Pinkeh tung!
*FPSPLORT!!!*
*hits head on tablol, wavz paw in da airz* Totaleee worfh itz!
O noez! KKC has been down for a whiles. O deer! Here comes teh substitoot secondstring CCC, DINGDINGDING aaaaOOOgah!
*Scoops up splorted brainz*
*Rinses wif cool water, splash splash*
*Tucks back into brainpain, pat pat pat*
*Puts top bak on and raps wif ducktaip, rap rap rap rap*
*Covers with new CHRG(wdoi)*
Here ya go, KKC! Rest on teh soft pillo adn munch a choklit opossum nao.
Tank u! *wavey wavey floofy tuxxie paw weaklee*
ohmygod.
i’m literally exploding with squee right now.
it is so tiny and cute. then i lol’d. XD
someone needs to put this side by side with the xzibit pictures.
zomg dis is so kiut!
awww soooo cute! kuvv it!
OMG!!! this is sooo adorable…on my monitor, it could be a life-sized version of her!! *is rushed to hospital from cuteness-induced diabetes attack*
X33333
iz cute dintchu tink sew
OMG Such a cute and funny squeeeeeeee!
Squee!
hai guys, is ther a high-res version of this?
A-Dorable.
aww the kitty is so cute
So, so, so cut kitty .
id lol too if i see such a kitten
Such an adorable kitty.