
Too busy talking on the phone to feed me? I fix that.
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Too busy talking on the phone to feed me? I fix that.
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Gat’ll teech u!
Ai wuz goin 2 currekt teh typo, but den thort dat wud be haow it wud sownd wiv teh fleks in hims mouf!
ur current spellin electifiz us.
nomnomnom
which bean interpurrrrted means “concableations!*
Thx SP!
Odeer, odeer! Noe noms adn sillybrayshuns foar yu and Sweetpea foar yur shairded nawt-sekkund?! Whut is tihs whirled koming tu?!
Galumpheng Goaphurs purrfoarm an spiritudd Friedeggdae Foxtrottz inz yur onner … adn tehm roal inz teh tee trallee wif dubblol chonklit brown knees, blond kreemcheez brown knees, shortbred kookees, adn kee lym pi’z (noe shugar, fAttz, oar kalloloreez, uvkoars! Foar drinkees, tehre R shampurrs koktaylz, bellinis, sparkloling waddur, adn tee.
Thx Italiana (sowee Au aer layt ripyin – wuz awai habbin mai dinnur)
Nawt an purroblolum – ai wented owt shawpin wif mai DIL foar an wyles – bawt Kenyan kawfee beenz (Tehy smelldeded teh wundermuss wenn ai grownded tehm!), adn kokomut chai blakk tee! … witch havbin addededed u teh drinkee trai, uvkoars!
Ooh, cawfee fur mee plx strawng, blakk an noe shugr thx!
hmmmm. dis a Cat cablol?
um hmm,yesh. Cat 11benty line. hee, lets get da goggie to be teh connektor.
Skwrrls ar nawt teh onleeist wunz hoo can killify cablol!
Yu’l knoe hooz teh bawss, awryte!
Nao bring de gussifudds!
By chooin teh teebee cablol?
Ai thort it lukked a bit 2 thikk fur a fone cord!
Wut kitteh ment wuz “two buzy wachin yer storees to feed me?”
Teebee critic kitteh says “this is what the current crop of shows makes me want to do….”
mai teebee cable brings teh interwebz and phone too.
Basement Cat taeks away ur teebee bcuz of teh ebul.
iz diz da parti 2 who ai iz squeekin?
1 ringi dingi, 2 ringi dingi….
Ernestine!
sir, sir….. nao jus holdz onna minut. whee dont hab 2 kare. wheez da fone compani…
Ernestine am tew ufny! *snort, snort*
An grayshus gud moarneng tu yu …
an a graychus 1 2 u as wel italiana an annipuss!
Ohai, Noodle! Haow us izz?
iz gud an u?
It’z Friedeggdae! Taht’s teh wundermuss! Ai hazza a happee!
ai hazza happee tew! ai lub friedeggdae. bee musch mor guder at 4:30 aifinks cuz dat’s win ai getz offa da werk (pleh)
Ai has tu bih heer untyl fibe peeyem, butt(!!) it’z dayt nyt wiff mai huzzbunneh, soe it’s wel wurf itz!
NO TELEPHONE FOR YOO!
Sowndz jsut laik mai Momcat wenn ai wuzz an teanayjur!
Mixed wif teh “NO MONEYS FOR YOO! ” and “NO PARTIES FOR YOO! “
Sienfield reference to bagel police?
Hmm – didnawt finkso uv taht – nawt beeyin an Synefelld fann.
NO SOUP FOR YOO!!
damm teh innerwebs, full noms ahed!
CAAABLE_KAT!!!!!!!!
Dat mayz nawtz beez smrt
moob Liddill Midnyte Kitteh!
Dat’z Fye~Ohss Kaybill
Fye~Ohss Kaybill amz
berreh ompoatentz 2 getz
lawtz Nom Nomz awn lyne!!
Liddill Midnyte Kitteh
wawntz 2 maykz a staytmentz, but
shoodz fynd uddurr way!!!
Jack.
Hare-rayzing egg speareeyents inz 3…2…1…
Fye~Ohss Kaybill nawtz
lyke Nommee Pisskettee. Dis
amz mutch choo~ee~urr!
Fye~Ohss Kaybill coodz
beez berreh natwz gud 4 Bloo
Ieed Midnyte Kitteh!!
Fye~Ohss Kaybill habz
Badz Crunchee Stuff insydez. So
Kitteh shoodz nawtz wawntz!!!
Jack.
*clappity clappity clappity floofee paws*
Bery gud, Jack!
…wantz to meet cieling katz…need therapeez…
Customer servis, can I halp u?
“Customer Serbis”, dat be oxy-maroon, rite?
wonderz if kitteh’s name is “Chewie”…
Duznawt resemblol an Wookiee berimeowtch, aifinkso!
Gnaw! Aifinkso it iz Bzzzzz!
Hm… too bad the “phone cord” is actually a coaxial cable, which means it’s to the television and the cable hookup, not the phone lines.
my phone line comes in through the cable. They can do that now. Science, isn’t it wunderfull.
we’re not all that rich
LMAO!
Um, that is a coaxial cable, it’s only used for antennae connections, cable tv and internet.
My innertoobs iz in danjur?
NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!
**thinks abowt lozin innernets**
**starts twitchin**
Noooo! Nawt teh innertoobs! Ennyfing butt (!) teh innertoobs! heer, kitteh, ai habz yer gushifuds rite heer!
coulds be for skye-p …and some calbe companies sell phone serbice..
not unless you have voip… most cable providers offer home phone now…
Actually, many cable companies nowadays are offering phone service over coax cable. It’s what I have at home. Kitty would be taking out my TV, Internet, and phone simultaneously. You can bet it would get kitty some attention…maybe not the kind kitty would want, though! hehe
And if you have VoIP (as many people now do) then your phone service comes through that same coaxial cable.
Off-subjek here – saw teh advurtizemunt awn teh rite syde ob screen foar teh kitteh bocks robawt. Duz ennyone heer haz a kitteh who wuld akshually uze sumefing lyke dat? Nawt Myne
Aifinkso myen wud bee ascareded of dat fing!
YEFF! Myne wud runawfwifakwikness adn nevvur use teh liddur bocks agian!!
***nodz***
mai bestest fwend haz wun ob doze an nawt all butt!! sum ob hur kittehz lubz it. (she resQ’s kittehz all da tymez an twyrez ta fien dem homez butt iffn she kant she keepifyz dem, she haz elebenty noa)
ai haz seen wif mai own iiis tew ob dem uze it.
iz bery exp.. umm expi… itz costs alotlotlot ob munnneees tho. leik elebenty hundreads afinkso.
tew meh teh part ware kitteh akshulee goez looks tew small, mai Murphy gurl sumtymes duzznt kwite git hurrsef awl teh wai inno teh normal syze baux (hour litter baux iz awn a boot trai wif raized edge fer eezy kleanup), aifinkso shee wud bee dewin biznezz inno wateber taht stikkin owt fing iz below teh entrinse hoal. Shee bery timid tew, aifinkso teh noize wud skare hurr
it iz purrtee littlol, aifinkso, mai beeg Maya wuddent fitz eever. hurz wai tew beeg. hurz a fradykat NEwai, hur probobbly wuddent twry.
Ai duzknawt sea taht add, butt(!!) ifz yu izz tawken abowt teh awtoematiklol litturbawks whut kleenifyes itzselv afftur kitteh uzez itz, mai Audrey lurvs herz – teh aqwtoematiklol ckleanifyer duzzint kleanify itz untyl shih izz teh farrenuff awae taht itz nawt skair hurr, adn ai duznawt has tu skoopify – jsut frow awae teh plastiklol poopeeboks. Eezy-peezy lemmin-skweezy!
Ohai Italiana – sownds lyke u haz prupared sum wunnermus noms foar us! Dis ad will problolly be bakc. It’s gawt a step adn den kitteh den goez into dis littlol hole – dis bocks is kind ob tawl. Ai jest donut seez a kitteh eben wanting tu klimb teh step tu get to teh hoal! Ai hadz tu tayke teh tawps off boff of teh liddur bockes at hoam cawse teh kittehs needed elboaw ruum
Nawt teh saym tihng, aifinkso – teh wun Audrey yuzez duznawt has an tawp, adn duznawt has an stepp – itz haz an liddlol rammp shih goze upz adn daoun instedd. Wih useta has an regulolar bawks wiff an tawp awn itz, adn shih didnawt myndify itz, problolee bikaws shih’z kynd uv liddlol adn didnawt knead teh elbone ruum.
….actshuly, that be cable line…not phone..
Yeah, that bugged me too… But, it could be explained that it’s a cable internet line, and the person is talking via skype.
Thats definitely a coaxial cable, not a phone line.
Aifink so iz akshulee a Canadjian Goos, nawt a dukk!
or a hawaiin goose!!! (a nene goose
)
BC Jr. allus getz himz way
He am madz wif teh cablol 2day
Plez doan letz him be mad wif U
Cuz himz wil leeb supprize in yer shu!
fankies TTT fur da fwend rekwest, ai eggseptified. cheezpeepz iz da bestest.
When I talk on the phone, my kitteh pulls on my sleeve and tries to take it and wants to dig into it, open it up. She sniffs it all over, and looks under it, to find the person who is talking!
BC herdz dat TV stealz ur sole; competition, DOES NOT WANT!
You go for it, kitty.
dat fixez bowf proplems
You do understand that that’s a tv cord right?
FAIL, that is a coaxial cable for TV. Although some phone protocols are used though coaxial, they still convert over to a standard phone cable.
FAIL….
So, obviously the owner is using VOIP…
Actually, this should say “Too busy watching your Show” because that’s a cable cord, not a phone outlet.
Gee, if only that were actually the PHONE cable, rather than the CABLE cable. Cable, as in television.
◄that one’s cute but it would’ve made more sense if it said “watching tv” instead of “talking on the phone”