
Um … this wha happen when you sit in shoebox 4 too long
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Um … this wha happen when you sit in shoebox 4 too long
Picture by: HeightsCat Caption by: dunno source
u hazza needs uv sumfink? liek ai kaer?
Teh liddurbawx is free…
Teh lidderbax wuz 2 smal. nawt teh shoobauks.
O yesh. Iz Friedegg nite heer. Gud tyme fur nawt-sekkund parti! Wuz ur pleshure? Whines an can o peas? elebenty-yheer aold whisk keys wiv bloo cheez? Beerz an Petes sauce? Oar fizzy sodas an ships? Awl dat an annyfing els u wanting att ur serbiss!!
mmm…. mebbe sum stake an arteechoeks?
*gits owt arteechoeks foar ebbrewun*
I ♥ artichokes!
I also ♥ artichoke ♥s!
Wot abowt arty joeks
??
*Arte Johnson stikks up hedd in German helmit from behind Laugh-In foliage*
Verri interrrestin!!! Butt silleh.
Stek comminz rite up! Wi got flanky steak, KanssaSitty stript stek, Noo Yawk strippy stiek (same fing, dey tellz mii), philly minyon, Porderhaus, Sir Lyon, whuddeber u likes. Hoaw u wanting urs cukked?
I likes mine rare. Just walk teh cow in front of teh fire and bring it on. Kthxandwhereareweontehartichokes?
kuukkuukkuukkuuk
arteechoeks nawt fasst fud. nawt heer enneewaiz. al tee tood iz hi foar quikcuukin arteechoeks.
*tappsfingurs immpahshuntlee*
Hay! Quit tapping my fingers!
*makes note to invent Minnit Artichokes*
Thatz okai. Teh cow hazznt komed haom yet NEwai.
Is this teh same cow whut jumpified over teh moon?
Or is it teh cow we’re not supposed to have, man?
I sure doesn’t has it. *pouts*
*fills up on bredstix*
*luks 4 teh dissh. An teh sppune. Canz nawt fynd dem*
*teh kitteh iz 2 bizzy fiddloling 2 tellz mii wheir dey wentid*
Hab moar brekstikks!
Yu has tu go tu Catsrobil, Calfurnes wair dey groze
Does they grow them in teh waters? U know, hydroponically? If so, does they grow them in teh boiling waters?
Adn if wii can grow them in mary nade, dat wood be nummy, too!
Hmmwell, mabye there could be two diffrent crops.
I aer in good shape.
Tomorrow, I will try…nomboid.
Adn den mebbe… gushikyoob.
Oh yeh, dis be teh gushikyoob.
Purrhaps ai tryz teh dohdekkafeedmeh.
hee: trianglol
paralolagram?
wrekkd-anglol
Stekses an arty chocks 4 Swetpea an Angelplume 2!!1
Unliss u wunting sumfing els?
No, dat sownds wunnerfuls, adn is eben dinnurtyme!
I will has teh filly minyun rayr, wiff sawtayd mushyruums.
Adn teh artychoak well dun, wiff meltifyd buddur foar dippin.
Oooh, adn frenchy fryz! *likks chops in antisipayshun*
Hay! Quick licking my chops!
Oh, sowwy *likks hur fayse, kwikkly*
Hay! Quit kicking ur lop… er… oh, skip it and pass teh stake sauce.
SkwirtsPassez teh staek sawseattu LCB.O gud. Ai maeks teh frencxhy fryez wiv Deelia Smifs TTI chipz rissipee. Frye dem meedym ohai 4 teh cukking teh insyddes, tehn berry ohai 4 teh kripsy gowlolden owtsyde. Iz teh yummi!
Wowz, ur gud. Awl ai duz is tayk em owtta da freezur adn heet dem up inna obbin. U is duin reel kuukin!
Sayve a liddolol rhume foar dee Zert. Wii will be serving Straw berrygood short caek wif yur choyce of (real!) whippy cream or vanilla been icscreem. Jest pickified teh berries when it kwit rayning adn dey aer lookin mitee fyne!!
Ai hasta chooz? Whippy creem goez guud awn toppa isee creem datz awn toppa strumberry shortkaek! Mytee fyne indeed!
UR rite!! Donut hab tu chooz!!!
*tummeh rumblols*
Ai is hongree foar dezerts, adn ai hasnt eben has dinnurs yet!
*nibblols awn peenuts*
*krakks open sum pishtashyoez*
*mewz playntiblee*
Wut?? Fud? Waer????
Luuk abuv… whut u fink we is tawkin bowt?
Ai is waytin foar mai filly minyun adn arty choaks.
Wiff fryez. Adn strumberry shoartkaek foar dezurts.
U no can reed? *fawls ober frum starbayshuns*
O sry! Heer itiz! Mynd teh playt– iz bery hott!\
Bone appytite!
Ahhhhhhh!!1!!!
*nom-nom-nom*
*breev*
*nom-nom-nom*
Nao datz sum reel kuukin! Fankeez, k3k1g! *urp*
*passez owt in fud koma, wiff a smyol*
ai bouted sum stromberries last week and had dem with pound cake adn banilla ise creem. Yummm.
Ai also boil them in water furst – to get sum of the starch out… then the tu-step frying…
served with mussels steamed in whyte wyne with bacun and leek and creem… and belgian beer…
faints at the thought…
boylin… musseelz… bakun…
is ai dreemin? zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Skwayr is a shayp, tuu.
It was hip to b skwayr in da 80′s.
Huey Lewis anna Noos!!!
Sit in a sunbeem, kitteh — u will meltify a littlol.
Hmm, nawt much sunshyne in dis ruum.
*Opens sun-roof* Der ya go!
STACKABLE KITTEHS: NAO ON SALE AT WAL-MART!
Isle free
Dats whut teh ad sez, den u gets dem hoam adn … gedditawfmeh!!
As wif evereething at Wal-Mart, dere are sum…minor…defekts… *cough*
*runs in and looks around fur red*
Oh no. her haz bigggg Bigg bigg storms comeing her way. Lets’ hopeso her stays safe!! Send beems toward her howse pleez!
{{{{beems tew red}}}}
an u tew, 3km!
*haz a stoopid*
ai forgits weir dat iz shii libbs . .
Ohai!
I”m okay foar teh minnit. Wuz hidin in teh bafroom wif teh kittehs foar 35 minnits! Moar storms comin, tho.
I’m in Frankfort, KY.
{{{{{red adn her kittehs}}}}} Must be sayfe, so maibee teh lol wuz tellin yu where yu shud bee, aifinkso!
Hoaw far dat frum Lullvull ? Akkuwevver sed sturms kumming froo dere frum Sinsee Natty.
*Goez an cheks GoogleMapz*
I iz abowt an hower Eest of Lullvull, witch iz ware teh nexst batch of nastee wevvers is comin frum.
*finks ov maekin Lullvull Presbytearean HQ joke*
*finks bedder ov it*
Kitteh never invited tu deh cool parties, himz tu square.
Size ayte kitteh iz size ayte….
Strypee Kitteh amz
wellz vurssdt inz ‘Meet Lofe Moad’ andz
yoozez itz awfftun!
‘Meet Lofe Moad’ Kitteh
knoez hawrddest feeng 2 duz wenz
wayteengz amz wayteengz!!
‘Meet Lofe Moad’ Kitteh
sitz awn Hewmin ‘Shoo~Shoo Bawkz’
’tilz hurz amz empteedz!!!
Jack.
**haz a Mbarasseded wispurz**
ai jest gawt it cuz ob yur ohaiku
**runz under bed and hydez feelinz stoopie**
dis issa purrfeshunawl kittehloaf.
U can mayks a libbin duin dis?! *chekks teh classyfieds*
**heers rayne hittin teh West-fasin window**
**it’s hittin hard**
Oh, carp. Heer wii go agin…
**considurs shuttin down foar a whiel**
Wil b heer inna foo howers aifinkso. U taeks care naow.
Ware iz yoo, Kat?
Beeber, P.A. Neer Pixieburghhhhhhhhhh. U gotz wevver noaw, we getz it priddy soon.
Yeah, an owr wevvers yooshulee comez frum Teksis.
**hollers towerd teh Souf-West** Fanks alot, folks!
stai sayf!
Submarine Kitteh…
Sub??! *shuddurz*
Hubberin-sayflee-abuv-teh-marine kitteh, aifinks!
hmmm…iz liek dat kitteh inn teh meetloaff pan…juss wiffowt the pan, aifinksew!
didz u steelz dat toylitt frum a gas stayshunn baffroom?
kitteh loaf!
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