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Nuuuooooooh — nawt waddur!
*splort*
omai! I was so busy squeeeing I didn’t notice teh splort!
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed nightshayde to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better
*Brinks inna da trayz of sorrded noms* eye bakked kuukies, appitizerz, adn hawt bred (wif hunney budder ob kours)….Hopes it helpies ewe wif the splort recubbery. Dere is plenty furr eberybuddy
Ooooh – hawt bred wif hunney budder — DO WANT.
Fankies, NNB!
fangQ NNB!!! *nomnomnom*
*pppuuurrrrr*
*smylols weaklee at gammacat*
Fankies, gammacat. Teh kyootness uv dis bebbeh iz jus too much befoar ai haz had mah morning coffee.
*snugglols into blankee*
*sipsipsips warm drink*
*nibblols choklit possum*
*purrrrrrrrs*
Looks more like bento kitteh. Looks uncomferbles.
squeeeeeeeee! titen CHRGs!!!!!11!!
*sneeks up adn swops CHRG wib a paper bag wen DrGizmo isn’t looking*
entyrr bokks uv KYOOT!
teh bloo bloo eyes, adn teh iddy biddy pink noes, adn teh iddle pinkey toe-pads…! eeep!
*runs in wif duckee taype*
*wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap*
*wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap*
*wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap*
*snips breefing holes*
mai werk here is dun!
Yoinks and awai!
*muffloled sownds frum beneef teh dukkee taype*
fanks gammacat!
YIPES!!!! Twoooo muchh kyoot……*stayres blakedly atta da kyootness* drool
Peek-a-boo!
Ai skweeee u!
*gigglol*
Compact kitteh!
Jakk-inz-teh-bokks uv kyootnes – wenn kitteh popz owt, ebbrewun goze SQUEEEEEE … SPLORT!
round and round teh catnip bush
Teh kitteh chaysed the mous-ie
the peeps started to squeee at teh site
and SPLORT goz teh hu-man
*snerk*
YAY! Claqppity-clappity! Ifz teh toie kumpkneez wud oanlee maik an kitteh-inz=teh-bokks wif teh clebber sawng innit, ai wud bai elebbenty!
Hoo-ray! Clappity clap! Furry good song.
O noze! Italiana bee awl splortd and ebreewun tew oberkom wif teh kayute tew notise!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Ofangy, BF473! Ai izz fealing bedderer naow!
*cuddlols bebbeh pengwin adn stufz fais wif paystreez adn hawt chonklit*
Oh my goodness!!!
>^;^<
Splort Alert!!
Two laet!!! S P L O R T !!!1!!!elebenty!!1!!
*dragz in teh CCC.
oh deer!
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.*
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.*
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,*
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.*
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.*
Dat bedder?
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie. & a warm blankee (tuck tuck tuck)
and some TPS forms to fill out if the kyoot gets too musch!
*weakly* fankees, gammacat! Dat’s wun danjermuss kitteh!
*sips martoonie*
*nibblols chokklit possum*
*purrrrrrs*
Waddur may be teh onlie ting taht wud maek dis kitteh safe
that container is actually for tea
But “Kiteh Tea, just add water” doesn’t have the funny.
“Kit-tea”?
Gizmo Floof Liddill
Callee~co Kitteh amz in
‘Meltz~Daown Moad’ 2 fitz!
Gizmo Floof Liddill
Callee~co Kitteh can beez
Pawkitt Proatekkturr!!
Gizmo Floof Liddill
Callee~co Kitteh libbz 4
clebburr ‘Peek~A~Boo!’ z
Jack.
Cheez Frenz, sad news: The Berkeley East Bay Humane Society (a no-kill shelter) had a big fire this morning. They lost kitties and structures. They need donations, if you can spare them! Their website is:
http://www.berkeleyhumane.org/
Oh that is so sad! Thank you for the info and the link BonzoGal
So sad! Donation made, and I put the donation link on my Facebook page to help spread the word.
Ceiling Cat have mercy.
Thank you for bringing this to everyone’s attention. Every little bit helps! I usually foster for the East Bay SPCA, but we’re going to switch over to the BEBHC for awhile until they get rebuilt and back to business. Anyone who lives in the area, please Contact: foster@berkeleyhumane.org
if you have temporary space for a dog or cat!
o noes! fankies fur teh info!
haz gibbed a liddle munny, an prayrs for teh kittehs hoo crossed teh bridj an are meeting teh Nite Watchman today.
Ai wud NAWT add wadder…nawt iffen u value ur lyfe an lims! Mush lyke a gremlin wadder maiks cayute sweet skweeeable kitteh turn inno hissy clawy skrachy kitteh aifinkso!
Oh yesh! gud advys, bf! *resplorts*
O noze o noze!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee rasberrie wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif kitteh dekorated duckie taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh otter tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Fankees! Mmmm, sordid pastrees, mai fabrit! *nomnomnom*
Purfect for college students! Nao, yoo can has dorm kitteh!
Oh, and **SUPER SPLORT**
dis is a danejerus kitteh!
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed Claregurl to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better
YIPES! Dis a daynjerissslee kyoot kitteh. We habs a SPLORT fest on hour pawses. Dis much kyoot shuud be owtlawwed.
Gammacat…yew muss be sauceded fromb draggin rownd de CCC. Ewe needs to rest adn recubber urself..
*Hans gammacat a tray of speyshull noms and a nyce choklink martooni*
Oh FangQ NNB!!!! *sipsipnomnomsip*
*purrrrr*
come joyne me!
don mine if eye dew….nomnomnomsip BUURP….oops
Scuses meh, too much nommin adn sippin as a rasult ob da kyootness rownd here
Fang q for sharrin a treetz wif meh
Dis much cyoot; it makes me dizzy…
Skweeeee Eeeeep!!! Mush two mush cyoot, shooda bez owtlaud, aifinkso!
kno iffins ans or buttz ….. splort,,,,,,
O noze! noodle iz daown!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
*openz 1 i… pekez beteen fingurz* *cee’z bf473*
ohai, ai gnu u wud resq mi.
*cuddelz pengwin an yoinks sum nomz an pullz da blankie obber hed*
fankz elebenti thymez. {{{bf473}}}
omai….such a cute…sqeeeable…oh dear…..*SPLORT!* erms….liddlol helps?
*dragz in teh CCC.
oh deer!
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
Dat bedder?
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie & a warm blankee.
tankies…phew….i fought i was a gonner!
O noze! Dis jawb luuks tew big fer the CCC! Sew mennee mennee splortz!!!
The Soaring Splort Support Skwad zoomz daown owt uv the skye!
Reskew menz an wimmenz jump owt an hit the grownd runnin!
Wif balletik presishun dey sweep sweep awl the sported peeps braynes inno seprit pyles
Rinse the brayne pyles wif sparklee fresh mowntin spring waddur
Tuck bak inno braynium cabities an fit awl the hed boan peeces in the propurr plaices
Snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRGs an taype wif rainbow cullered ducky taipe.
Kwik Skwad! Git the strechers!!
Splort viktims r carried tew the Splort Recovery Lounge an plaiced tenderlee awn chaize lownges,
Served refreshin drinkies an noms, wrapped in floofy blankies an handed stoofed bebeh otters tew cuddle.
Skwad members tippytoe owt an clik awf the lite as they goe. Rest well cheezfrends, rest well!
*yoinks bebeh ottor an pulz unnr blanki* datz ebben bedder! 2 stuffiez 2 cuddel.
kthnxby
That is a tea contain… not ramen .. just saying
Our imaginations, let us show you them…
noe reezun taht u cuddnt put ramen in dere, wunst teh tee iz gawn!
Ohai {{{{kafleen}}}}!
Jen and Bob sed same ting? Must be Goggies. or married.
Lol!!
O hai.
I bet ur wunderin wut happind tu awl yr dilishus Pawkee.
Lemmee gess….you made it 4 me, butt, you 8 it? It’s ok, you so cyouoot!
Hek, I jest m-pressd dat kitteh noez hao tu mayk Pawkee. I nawt noe hao.
What is pawkee? Coffee?
ai wuz wunderin taht tew! aifawtmaibee wuz lolspeek fer pekoe butt ai dunno mush abowt tee, ai admitz it! Ai iz konfirmmd koffee
addiktdrinkerMai kawmentz wif leenkz r stuk n modurayshun land. I’z spelt “Pocky” n Angulish. D-lishus Japuneez treet cunsistin uv thin pretzul stik dipt n chawklit oar uddur taystee koatin.
O mai, taht duz sownd yummee! Fank u LOLDemon fer teh eggsplanashun!
Yesh my kawmentz got moderatedid too. Not sure why…
Minez I figyurd wuz b-kawz I traid linkin tu Wikeepeedeeyuh payj on Pawkee.
Hmmm, i fink I’m bein moderated. Anywhoo. I think they means pocky. It’s an asian cookie (biskit) cobbered in chonklat.
Contents:
1 Rectangular Kitteh
Elebenty hunnert percent Kewt
May contain extry Floof
Tu remoov, oreeyent kuntaynur sew kitteh iz uprite, den plays cheezburgr shoart distens awey frum kuntaynur an kitteh.
soopryze!
Awwww Cute !!~
Dee laid SPLORT!!!
ize owe kae…
O noze! Jack awla lone an splortd awl tihs tyme!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Fang yew! Branze needed repakin’ anywaze.
cook-a-cat
Wok a dog
TEA
KIT-TEA
Plz to nawt cook. I no needs cooking.
I have never seen a kitten so cute in my life!!!!!!!!! ( Well besides mine! )