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Adn whut did u du wiff teh remoat??
Oooh — concatshoelaces on ur solow nawt sekkund, AP!
*applauds*
Well dun!
*skritches AP unner teh chin & behin teh eerz*
*purr-purr-hedbonk-cheekrub*
*Waivez ohai tu nightshayde*
How u duin, gurl?!!?!? I hazn’t talkkiinged tu u inna buncha wylez!
*waves ohai to hur majistee*
Ai duin well, fankies. Ai swimmed 1.25 milols dis afternoon & doin dat awlwaiz gibs meh a happitayl.
So glad to see ur hubcat iz outta teh horse spittal. Hooray! Hao iz he duin? Hao iz u holdin up?
Oooh. Did you get wet? Du nawt want.{{{{{{NS}}}}}}}Iz gud prins consoart can goze hoam tu wate fur paismaik musheen oprashunz nawt has tu sit in hopstial tu wait.
Tiggers luv to swim. Jus fink uv meh az a tigger (wiffowt strieps).
Bowncybowncybowncybowncybowncy….
(Brakes intu “Wunnerful fing abowt Tiggers”)
Wooot!!! AngelPlume!!! u gotted deh solo nawt sekkund!!!
Happy dans, happydans happydans!!!!
*dans-dans-dansinwifftehcween-dans-dans*
*waves wand*
POOF – ur a sammich.
GMTA NS!!
We haz lerned frum cweenmj, aifinkso.
8) Mai job here am dun!
*gigglol*
Ai is ok wit dat az long as I has baycons.
Hoo ebbur iz maiking da samijz maik me wun tu k? thx. Den ai can has da strawngz enuf tu maik sum supurz heer.
n sumpin tweet
U wantz a birdie??
yeah. chikkkn sammich with Tweety Bird on da side. hee
Toona wiff cheez, plzthnx.
AngelPlume, you took my sammich ideeuh!
Ooh, fankeez! *yoinks sammich*
Eeeeew tuna with cheese?
Well, wat else du yu want in a sammich?
.
Do you want…
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Apples
Bananas
Crabmeat
Daffy Duk
Eggplant
F…
Fluff (uv teh marshmallow varietee)
Grayps (got enny?)
Ham
I…
Ingreedeeyentz uv awl soartz
Jams ‘n’ jellehs, sordid
Kumqwatz, sliced
Lotsa mustard, plzkthx!
Moar mustard after taht!
Nummy nommy cheezez
O…..
Oranjes!
Popkorn n pompkeens
Quirkee quiches
Rabbits feet…
Salamandurs’ tayl!…
T….
Toooona
Uglifroot
Veel Parmesan
Watercress
X-tra Baykun
Yello Cheddar
Zabaglione
I can haz Pep-Toe-Biz-Mall?
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Er…..’scuse, please.
Toona wif cheez is the WIN, egg-speshallee grillified toona wif cheez!
an get me sum heavee kreme!
ai’ll tayke elebenty cheezbergrs wif xtra mousie sause.
Teh cat taht swollode teh creem !!
here yu go AP- da “meal frum hell” speshell deliberee foar yu ! a double down sammich frum KFC an da mocha frappe frum mickydees !
*gibs it tu teh midnyte kitteh frum erlyer tuday*
Ai is still reelin frum awl teh fisheez. *urp*
*slobburz*
WANT!
Taht wud bi a chintzy ideer !!
shur is a chinsee cowch ennywai. oooooeee!
I think that cat has had too many samwiches!
>^;^<
Maek shure it has sammon on it. Ai feel liek habin sammon tudai.
I want smoaked turkee awn wheet, wif lettis, an mayo.
Oh, an cheez…
.
.
lotsa cheez.
Ooooh – mebbe a littlol dijon mustard azwell? *luuks hopeful*
Gess wut I had foar brekkie.
Fluffur-nuttur!
Mmmm! Fluffur-nuttur sammiches iz bery bery yummeh. Ai lieks to eet dem wif a Granny Smiff applol, too (an a glass uv milk).
U haz gud tayst, Red.
Schmoo, Red! An yummee brekkiefust!
syns yoo is up, git mee a beir tu.
iz liek an ultar large toona sammich wif lotsa cheez on it…. adn no lettus oar toe-may-toez plz! iz nawt vegytaryan, u knoes. kthnx.
♫ watch meh eet, watch meh eet, dis sammich wif muh pokerfais ♫♪♫♪♪♪
nom nom nom
an a glass ob milk.
Moooom! Pretty plz wit shooger on top?
(Puurrrrrrr)
woah, ez on teh sugah …. u nawt wan preemashur toof decai.
*replaises shooger wif booger, erm.. iz mean ashorturd fruitz…. *
`snot dat bad, da sordid fruitz.
Edith, bring me a beer!
Oooo, rite away, Archie!
Nuttin lyk a gud MLT.
LOL! Princess Bride ref FTW!
And ten, I like teh ice cream; ice cream for crow.
And teh ice cream wipp teh crow.
An please to bring ta crow, and danse a ho ho!!!!!!!!!
Marge! Beer Me!!!
Ok, Hommee!
A Sammich with dijon mousetard….
Howz bout a blankie n a pilloz?
In case dat doesn’t werk:
“sudo: make me a sammich”
XKCD reference win.
He looks like my sisters cat. Ironiclly we have that same chair too O.o Weird…