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Gud fing ai is reely a snorgalishus Midnyte Kitteh! *snugglezzzzzzz*
*ticklols Midnite Kitteh unner de chinnychin*
*re treats wifaquikness, juss in cayse*
*purrr-hedbonk-cheekrub*
Concatenashuns, AngelPlume an A1! A wunnerful GMTA tye! Hao wud u tu liek tu sillybrayte? Heer in Nu Engloland we haz a wyde varietee uv fishee treets…
Thankyew cinna-crumbs, ai wud berry mush liek sum ob yore famuss fishee fuds.
Fisheez? Mai fabrit!
Ai can has shwimps, adn samminz, adn toona, adn doze littlol fishee eggs dat u get awn soosheez dat goe pop-pop in ur mowfs??
U ken haz ennyfingz u wantz! Lemme jus bring in dis servin cart…
*wheels in serving cart, loaded with Nu Engloland-style treats*
Lessee… we haz chowda (bofe creemy an cleer), we haz clam-cakez, stuft clamz and fryed clamz, we haz LOBSTAZ, we haz skrimpies, we haz skallopz, we haz codfish and toona, we has SORDZFISH… and we also haz Maine bluberry tee (hot an iced), we haz awl sorts uv cranberryz bevridjes and, uv corse, we haz SAMUEL ADAMS beerz, rite from teh tap at teh Boston brewerie!
(Dere’s nawt much naytive fishy-eggz in N.E., butt(!) I seez iffn I ken findz ennee…)
Oooh, ai furgawt bowt teh lobstaz adn klamz adn skallups!
Fankees, cinna-crumms!
*nom-nom-noms! awl teh wundermus treets*
*papa tayks a kold sam addims adn a hawt bowl ob chowdur*
*boff furgets awl abowt teh poppurz*
Ooh, cinna-crumbs – fangyu! Awl teh taystee fishee treetz!
*yoinks elebbenty lobsturr roalz*
*stuffz fais*
*curlz upz tu taik nappzzzZZZzzz*
Ebrywun iz welcum tu joyne in teh seefudz fest! Nom all u wantz, we’z got moar! I’z gonna dive intu a bukkit uv skrimpies and skallopz, maiself…
*dives in head-first*
*stays under for several minutes*
*surfaces and ptui-ptui-ptuis a bunch o’ empty shells!*
Phew, I jus luuuuuuurvs dose fings!
Ohai cinna-crumbs……fang que fur da seefuds! Eye bringed some wetty naps fur wipin da budder offa da pinky toe padds and da noeses.
*Dyves into da bukkit uv skrimpies wif cinna
Yum skrimps…nomnomnomnom
Ohai, nnb! Gud fing u brot teh wetty naps! I completloly furgotz dem! Nao dat u remindz me, haowevvur, I haz a bunch uv LOBSTA bibz. So I bettur haz a LOBSTA so I getz tu ware wun!
*crunch crunch crunch*
*dip dip dip*
*NOM*
oooh sownds deeliytefull…butt(!) ai members ai must stay awai frum swordfishes….till bebbeh gets heer n e wai. congarats tew A1 and Angelplume!!!!
No sordzfishies, OK, butt(!) U can haz toona, rite? Mebbe wunce a week?
Congratchewlayshins AP, yoo eben got de eyetallix and a smyloly faes. Ai hazza impresset.
Yesh yesh yesh. Conga ratz to Angel Plume. And we seem to have many many many mind melds going on!
Fankeez! Is awl in teh rist (wiff a lawt ob lukk frown in).
*sends in Happy Taupe Spot who howlols con cat ululuations to angelplume and anemononomoneOne*
Yeff, we has a tye! Shall we dans-dans-dans tu teh booteek, A1?
*dans-dans-dansintillmidnytewiffmydarlin-dans-dans*
Ai m dansin-dansin-dansin tu teh Tybooteeq.
Ai will be lukkin to akwire a plastiq lobsta, in honner ob de Noo Ingland fisshees wee is eetin.
Adn ai bet dey has dem big wayvee klamshells dat papa can put inna garden as planturz! Pritty flowurz growin frum pritty shells!
Hairee Mairee, qwite corntraree
Hao duz yore garden gro
Wif silva bellols an wavee clam shellols
An prittee mayds orl inna row.
“deese r nawt teh minions ur looking for….” sawry cud nawt resist star wars pun
Dat’s no pookey….! Izza spays stayshun!
help me midnite kitteh! yer mai onlee hope!
Teh farse is strawng in deez plusheez…
Ooops, dat was sposta go under jd’s comment. Stoopy slow fingers!
It did goe unner mai comment. Teh force iz strong in yu.
Dey is orltogetha too sawft.
Myte be shreddiblol, tho
*slitely disapoyntid voyse*
Oh AP, ai thort yoo sed Midnyte Kitteh. Yoo is sownding a bit BC nao. Doant revert.
Butt ( ! ) shreddiblol is SEEWWW mutsh funz! No can use as minions…so playthinkies insteed. *shredshreddshredd….taykes a brayk furr noms…..shredshreddshredd..* Wyte floof eberywherez
*Aaahhhhhtchoooo*
Tuu menni fevvers.
*Atttchooooo*
*hans A1 a bocks ob tisshews* Surry furr dat. Pwees joyne da funn. I hab closedpinns for yuur noes iffin yew wunt won.
Fanq u.
*stuphs tishhoo ub her dose*
Ai iz qwite yoosed tu de sneezin, ai will juss taek anuvva ov dese aunty histamins.
tehse nawt ebil enuff
They ar teh Diet Coke of ebil. Just wun kalorie. NAWT EBIL ENUFF!!!
LOL
Ohai, gammacat! I seez u haz jus extended ur floofy paw tu me! I happiloly akespts and offurz mien rite bak!
Ohai, cinna-crumbs. I also extenz teh floofy paw of frendsheep to yoo! *extends paw*
Oh, and I hasta admit teh lyne abowt teh Diet Coke is borrowed frum an Austin Powers movie. I forget which wun, mebbe teh sekkund wun. Teh lyne in teh movie is uttered by Dr. Ebil, speaking to his son . . .
Ohai, gremlin! *Aksepts floofy paw, extendz paw in return* Aifinks mebbe I noo abowt teh lyne bein frum teh moobie… butt(!) den agen, mai husbind an I ar hyooooodge moobie peeplz, so it awften feelz liek we tawkz tu eech uvver moastlee in moobie lynes!
FangQ cinna-crumbs! an FangQ for teh fishee noms!
*hedbonks & purrs*
Plentee welcum! Nawt tu mennee Cheezpeepz livez heer in Nu Engloland aifinks, so I’z spreddin teh fishee wellf evry chanss I getz.
Ohai, cinna-crumbs. *extends floofee paw uv frenship*
Fankies fur teh fishee noms! Ai haz such a hongree IRL nao. Noo Englind Clam Chowder — DO WANT!!!
Mah huzbin iz frum Rode Eyeland. Were in Noo Englind iz u frum?
I akespts ur floofy paw, an offurz mien bak! (Aren’t we cheezfrendz yet? Teh servur won’t let me see mai payge, so I can’tz chek.)
I livez in Prawvy Danss! Growd up in Nu Jerzee, movd heer 25+ yeerz ago fur clollege an stayd. An iffn ur husbind is frum Ro Dyland, u/he shud definitloly kno wut teh propur chowda iz! Onlee peeplz nawt frum heer sez “Nu Engloland” chowda.
An dere’z teh joke dat in Mayne, dey haz a law maykin it illeglol to haz a tomayto in teh saem dish wif a clam!
O yeh: ware heer is he frum?
He wuz bornded in Prawvy Danss — himz folks live in West Warwick (at leest aifink dats where dey libs).
Ai jus chekkified — u iz nawt on mah frend list yet.
*scampurrz off to send rekwest*
Ovursite correktifyed! Iz teh servur runnin sloe nao oar wut?! I’z gotta get bak to wut I wuz in teh middlol uv befoar… seez u laytur!
Decidedly un-ebil!
LuvBJones! So nyce to see yoo here agin!
Hiya, Gremlin! Glads to be here! I’m werkin a reel job now, so not much free timies!
mebbee they can keel with teh cute?
OH NOSE! After allla da SPLORTin dat wentz on dis mornin wif da romen kitteh, I done wanna sea whut da kyoot plushes kood dew! Yipes…datz skarey.
Too kyoot to be ebil!
butt tehy are gud for powncing and bunneh-kiking practice!
Adn dey luuk lyte enuff tu frow alla way kross teh ruum!
… an snuggloling. Plz to nawt furgettin teh snuggloling.
Concatenashuns, AngelPlume an A1! A wunnerful GMTA tye! Hao wud u tu liek tu sillybrayte?
Oops, dat didn’t nest … let’z try agen…
Mydnyte Kitteh nawt wawntz ebil minyinz – hurz jsut wawntz cuddlollee, snugglollee stuffeez tu nappz awn.
Heer in Nu Engloland, “stuffeez” meenz stuft clamz!
Eyem shoor kitteh woodent myned nappin onna da stuft clamz. Den he wood hab a snak when himz waked up frum da nap.
It’z a pillo… an a snak fud! Is dere NUFFIN clamz can’t doez?
Noep….aifinkso nawt! Clamzes is nummy adn kumfy floofy
LOL!
It looks like he is threatinin da bare, while stranglolin da mausee.
ur neggst mr. bare muahahahahaha!
eek! ai skared maiseff! *hydes unner bed*
Mistur owl has alreddy bin dispachd, adn UR NEGST!!
Bwaa-haa-haaa!!
*joyns bf unner teh bed*
Yikes!! *Zoomzwiffaquiknessunnertehbed* Teh evbil laffter has skaret me too.
*tikklols allla da tow padds stikkin owt from unner da bed*
Tee hee, eye maykes yew awlol laff sews yuu nawt skarded eny moors.
Eeep! *jumps strayt up*
*hits hedd awn bedfraym*
*seez starz*
:0( Surry AP! *putts a fluufy eyce pak onna da hed bump*. Diddin meen to startlol yew.
*maykes a peece ofurring ob freshlee baked kukkies adn choklink milolk*
Hhmmmm, fluufy eyce. Hao wud dat wurk?
Yew putt da eyce inna booboo pack (a warshcloff shayped lyke a bunnee….allmowst too kyoot tew luk at)
Bee cayrflol, dere haz been enuff sportin tudai. Wee doan wonna encurridge enny untwo wordness.
Soorry….day are cool dough. Days called boo boo bunnies. You cans googlol dem to find a pikshure ;0) Muh neeces adn neffews finkso day are de BESTT ebber
*unfaynts*
*seez awl teh fishee noms adn beers*
*heers teh grumblolin frum awl teh fisheez in mai tummeh*
*re-faynts*
*waves smellee salts under AP’s nosee*
*fans cool breeze wiffa cleen hankerrchif*
Take a sip of wader. Der der, dat’s bedder.
*smelly salts mixifyz wiff fishee smellz*
*baarrrrff!!*
Cleen up, aisle 5!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to MidniteRed, Lolecks, an ThaBigCheesy an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, red velvit caeks wif fluffy creemcheez frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, kazoos for making moozic, kandee, an *reel* ebil minyuns! icanhascheezburger.com/2009/03/24/funny-pictures-go-forth-my-minions/ !
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happy Birthday, MidniteRed and Lolecks and ThaBigCheesy!
*snags some fudjy burfday caek and frooty party punch*
Nomnomnom, sipsipsipgulp….
Hm. Now I really want fudjy caek….
Happee burfday foaks
!!
Oooo !! Noyzemaikerz !!
* kwietly trize wun * BLAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGG!!
Thx Burfday Fairy
!!
Um, has enywun els notissd a lawt ob spanish-langwidj ads laytlee?
Ai has bin gettin dem allobasuddin, but nawt alla tyme, adn sumtymz boff mixd tugebber awn teh saym payj. Izzit sumfin noo, oar juss meh?
I’z seed a fyoo, juszt enuff tu maek me rememmmbr dem. Nawt tu menny. BTW, AP, plz pardun me fur bein impoyte – allow me to offur u mai floofy paw uv frenship!
Ohai, has we nawt met befoar? *offurs furry paw ob frenship*
Ai has a hard tyme merembrin hoo ai has sed ohai tu, so ai juss treets ebrywun frenly. Dis a frenly playse, adn ebrywunz so nyse.
We MUSTZ tawked befoar, aifinkso! Jus wantid tu maek shur I hadz offishully intr… incher… said ohai! At leest wunce, dat iz. I meenz, awn purr puss.
yesh, ai has, azz a matturr ob fakkt!
ai fougtt datt dey wuz weerd…
Disgruntled kitteh is annoyed and disgusted…
*snerk*
Ohai, nenne! Wud u liek tu joyne us upp thred foar sum fishee delicaseez frum Nu Engloland? I knoz u iz prolly used tu havin mennee udder kyndz uv fishee treetz, livin in teh Skan… Sandik… Norfland az u du!
ooh thanks!!
Don’t mynd if I do!
*yoinks noo-eengerlish seefud and saybes for layter*
Aim off to bed – nite nite – play nice!
these aren’t the minions you’re looking for.
Nice Star Wars quote Matt.
Kills meh wif cuddles…
Uh-Oh…*fawls ober dramatically*
*rushez ober wiff swoonin kowch*
*playsez it dramatikkly unner teh swoonin claregurl*
Oh mai darlink, hao ar u? *kissez forhedd*
I…has…been…weakened bai…dere plushy cuddles…
Well, BC, you know what the Stones say…
Ai cant get no… satis-floofshun…
Yoo kant awlwayz git wut yoo want.
Ai wants it paynted.. paynted.. paynted blakk!
We was yung, good lookin, and stoopy back then…now we juss stoopy.
wayt, teh wunz dat nawt growz mossses??
haoebburr, deze awlsew arre nawt teh droyedz yurr luukink fur, eethurr…
minyuns ar freekwentlee dissapoynting.
at leest himz *got* minyuns… i gots no minyuns at awl…
wut duz i haz to do to get a minyun?
yu culd tri playcin ay halp wuntid ad.
Or, maybeh a personell ad.
Lunar chilledwren ??
chilled wrens? Good minions.
bsmnt kitteh must go bak to drawing bwrd.