Cosmo said I was Pear-Shape We don’t suscribe to Cosmo any moar!
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Us free agane! Congrats, PB!
Yay! Anuvver freewai! Congrats, PB! Sum coko an carrit caek tu sillybrat?
Oooo, carwit caik
!! Thx OCM !! * nd tu yuu nd AP, tuu *
Hao mutsh .. *nom nom nom * carrit caik * nom nom nom *
du yuu hab tu eet * nom nom nom * befaw yor skin ternz orinj ??
Elebenty caeks willol du it, aishuddfinkso.
Tehn ai shudda terned orinj alawng thyme agone, aifinkso.
Mawning, Italiana !!
Cuppa cheeno nd a slyc ob orinj(bnp) caik ?
Ofangyu! *nomsipnomsipnomsipnomsip* Ai izz layt getteng heer tihs mawneng – hadded werkies (Pleh!) tu du wenn ai gawtted tu teh off iss. Tizz trajjik wenn stoopypleh werkies inturrfeer wiff teh impoartent stufz lyke beeyeng heer inz Cheezeland!
in Ai hab sum carrit caek plz? Cownts az vejitablol, rite?
Yis ov cors!! *notisses ai dint sai “an heers sum foar Anni tu”*
Sawree, Anni! Heer ya goe.
*cuts eggstra speshul slies ov caek an hans tu Annipuss*
Thx, OCM! Ai juss had lunsh, but az yooshuel fur me aer still hongree!
* Grabz AP’z nd OCM’z hans nd duz teh spin tu teh rite nd teh spin tu teh leff nd step bak wun, twu, nao in wi go nd raze owr hans hi nd colapse awn teh flaw (oar bean-bag az teh cais mai bee)
*
Yay fer us !!
Happytale dansdansdans!
*trips ober wawkin stikk an sitz doun suddinlee*
Hao rood!
Liek teh seeld seckshen …..
Wyze kitteh!
speekin pear sonaly
Soe it wud ap-pear
@@@@@ to you both!!!
Ohai Missy
!! Thx !! * Waivz blak floofy paw in greetign *
O puleez….ai a peal tu u!
Ai m bilt fur cumfitt, nawt speed.
Liek tihs ??
ht tp://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/nemo-the-280000-leisure-sub-is-anemone-no1-20100519-vf7e.html
Wellol, ai izznawt qwite dat hebby, butt(!) its troo dat if ai goes intu de worta ai goes direkly to de bottom(!) an stays dere.
Dat duz nawt fit mai ‘moar firma teh less terra’ kryteereeah! Shut inna glass boks unner wadder? Do nawt want thxbai!
Sumwun sed “Letz flote a cumpanee” …. nd tehy did !!
* Tehy had tu sink munnee intu it, dough !! *
An it cawst a prittee pennee!
Wunner ware dey lawncht it…
ohai cheezepeepers! Ai has sum wunnerful newsis furr yew awl. tewdai ai hads mai 20 week scan. Ebberyfing is fine, babbeh is fine…..an issa boi just lyke we wanted! we has such a happeh rite nao!
Zelkina xxx
*snerk* “Floofy Chikk” ?
* Haldz noze hi in teh heir *
Butt(!) ai had a shour!
Taht wuz yor noze …. * hee, hee *
Congrachewlayshuns, zelkina.
Gud nooz indeed affer awl teh erlee trubblol u had!
WOOT WOOT!! Fantaztik nyoos, Zelkina!! Sew happee fer u!
{{{{{{{{{Zelkina, Pardner, Bebbeh}}}}}}}}}
well, ebberyone i speak tew sais bois r hell to carry lol. we is gonna name him Mike Zakary (cant member iffen its 1 or 2 k’s in dere) we bought its first little outfit tewdai….issa little suit dat looks lyke a pirate outfit..it ebben hassa cap fer it!
Mike izza lubblee naym, Zelkina! Purrsonl fabrit o myn.
Gud tu kno teh naim nd hao tu spel it nawt-sekkund !!
Heerz sumwun whu had strainj ideers ob speling
ht tp://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/janette-wingrave-puts-a-y-in-all-her-childrens-names/story-e6frf7jo-1225868890080
Sum peeps shood mebbeh stikk tu kittehz.
o dear dear dear. dats sew nawt gud.poor kids
ai donut finkso she shud be allowd tu naym eben a pet rok – let alone a kitteh!
Aifinkso !! Tehy gawt slorted in teh cawmints !! * Bogyn
*
Sum kuntrees woan’t allow peepl 2 gid dere kidlets naemz dat aer nawt awn teh list – Aifink dere iz sumfin 2 be sed fur dat!
Sumtiems we getz teh
weerdunyooshual nayms at werk an we haz tu teech teh paw kidletz awl yeer!Charisma…..Topaz…..Sunee….Cheyenne….Rusty….
Nawt get meh rong – dese r prittee, butt(!) hard faw a kidlet tu be sew diffrint.
OCM, reed cawmint 48 in teh arktiklol !! * Hee, hee *
O deer! Spicee!
Ai noe a famlee wiv Moss, Leith an Terri-Ann. Mai nees cawld tehm Moss, Leaf an Fern.
It’z an a salt !!
*spoze moss groze awn yu ?? *
Niet fur nao
Bai PB! Sleap well.
Woohho, zelinka!
Liddill Skwishee Wun namydz ‘Mike’
will beez Kitteh’ frend
Liddill Skwishee Wun
naymdz Mike will nawtz skayr Kitteh
wiff Pyritt’z Owfitz!!
Liddill Skwishee Wun
naymdz Mike myte eeben eebenz beez
Kitteh’z wawrm Napz Bed!!!
Jack.
awww jack, dats sew cute! many fankies frum me, pardner an liddle Mike lol
yay!
*pours applol schorle (applol joos and sparklee minrull water…) for all*
Hopskipdance!!!
Ai haz sutch an HYOOJ happeetayle foar yu!! Taht izz teh wunnermuss gnus!
{{{Zelkina and Bebbeh Boi}}}
Congerratties! Capshim bai Eyedoc. Clebber wun!
Applol Sorss !! Applol Sorss !!
Cosmo nawt kno nuffin.
Kitteh, yoo iz teh beyootimus jest teh way yoo iz!
**snorgles teh floof**
Titan ur helmutt, tihs wun cod be danjrs!
Ohai rhsb!
*nodnodnod*
*hedbats cosmo*
Besides – pair shaped is becomming to a kitteh!
I wish I wuz az beyootimus as teh kitteh.
**sighs wifasadniss**
o.O rhsb aifikso u be kneadin sum Tea Ell Sea?
{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}
U be byootimuss!
testing…
ofank cc! ai has been stuk in moderashun awwwwwwl moarning! bad werdpress, berry bad werdpress!
Ohai DoctaGizmo
!! * Gibz WP a hard kik *
Ohai DrGiz! Nawtee WP! *shayks fist*
ohai pb adn ocm! ai had tu contakt teh customur survisis a few days ago becaws stoopy werdpress wudnt rekognise mai noo naym. did werdpress nawt see teh sillybrayshun?! hoa cud it nawt noes dat ai be a doctur noa?! well, dey sortid it owt fur me, butt (!) dis moarning ai wus stuk in teh land uf moderashun agin….grrrr! Adn finally, noa ai am bak! *hugs cheezland titely adn hopes dat der be no moor moderashun!*
Walkum bakk DrG!
fanks, anni! hoa be yu dis sunnee furrsday?
Nawt berry sunnee in Lundun at teh momint, but at leest iz nawt soe cawld! Ai be fyne thx! Gotta go owt sune. Ai haz 2 be a model payshunt fur sum dokturz (Mediklol wunz) Eggzams. Bakk in tiem fur teh 3pm cheeztiem lol!
Sea u layder, Anni. Tumarrow!
ai is jsut lubbin teh nawt-sew-cawld wevver – we has had inuf uf winter, yesyesyes! aihopeso yu has a gud arftanune adn try nawt tu misbeehayv in teh eggzams
*wayvs*
silly peeps – dey be trying so hard to keep the bad peeps out – that they keep all the wonderfull ones out too!!
– sorree PB….
*slowsadheadshayk*
ennyways – aim going shoe shopping again… still hate it…
TTFN!!
Bai Imelda
!!
Ai lubs teh shoo shoppin! Win adn awsum wen you find sumpin pritty adn comfy!!
Aifinkso dat be teh problim fer Nenne – NAWT fynding ennyfing.
haf fun, nenne! oar at leest donut haf a todally terriblol tym…
Cosmo ain’t got nothin’ to do wit my selection…
Stil nawt as bad as teh baer cawlin yu fat!
It makes me seriously depressed that there is someone so lonely out there, that they think spending all day trying to get the first comment post on icanhazcheezburger.com is productive.
conga-rats, indeed.
Dyminds kan bih pear-shaypeded – so whut’az rong wif pear-shaypeded, ai aks yu?!
Flooffee Kitteh amz
nawtz ‘Payr Shaypdz’. Kitteh can beez
ennee shapy hurz deezyrez!
Lawz Ubz Fizzikkz duz
nawtz applie 2 Kittehz hoo
canz poaz slendurrlee!!
Flooffee Kitteh canz
duz enneefeengz hurz wawntz andz
luukz Grayt duzzengz it!!!
Jack.
Yay! Clappity-clappity! Fayr plae ohaiku foar kittehs uv awl shaypz adn syzes!
Datz ok, kitteh. Mah hubcat sumtiemz calls wun uv owr kittehs “Brunswick” cuz teh kitteh iz bowling-pin-shaped wen himz sittin down.
Pear-shaep maeks moar sense since teh kitteh’s nek izzint thin liek teh nek uv a bowling pin.
ZOMG! Wherz ur feetzez?!
Cosmo says you’re fat? Well I ain’t down wit’ dat!
Pore kitteh self hesteem’s brokuhn.