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Vroom vroom!
Bobblolbobblol
Congrats, OCM!
Juss us free agane?!
Hoo kneads moar??
Juss kiddink.
yoor nebber compleetlee aloan heer… not reely.
Ohai Krelm! Gud tu sea u!
tnx! itz good to be sea’ed.
Ohai Krelm! Ai see u 2!
an good daye to yoo miss anni
U be up verry erlee – oar layt!
Ohai Krelm !! * Waivz tu teh norf-eest *
jyant wayb reyezes out ob teh Basifik sea as if frum no wairz (or Oz tre lee ahh) adn worshes me out to see
*i waybez to souf-westleean b-4 i go unner*
ohai PB!!
Izza soon army???
* Sndz anubber waiv tu wosh krelm bak tu shor
*
(maybee nestin fail)
.
ohhh phyew!!! tanx pb…
wayt.
dis not my shoar!
.
“What place is this?” *in bazil rath boan voyse*
no, iza bout rite… *cat MUST be fed*
Issn it abowt 3.30am tehre?
yes ma’am… big oaf ob a cat getz me yup ebberee day ’bout this tyme!
iz OK, iz lyke i hab teh hole whurl to my seff,,,
Aifinkso Baxter izza big BYOOTIMUS ‘oaf’ ov a kitteh. Bit norty tho. Lukkee u nawt mynd.
OCM,
.
whooz teh boss…? lil stor ree.
.
couple a dayz ago, i’z buildin new pyooter… stop to fead teh Baxter (sum sammon)… bak to bilden, baxey boy comes to help… cool. bax startz to mayk hork up sownz… (onna hard floor? no prob, onna rug or ‘polstree? no big deel… onna new keybord!??! nooooooes!!!1!
wut to do, wut to do… got it covered…
cat hurls sammon (now xtra gushie) right at kee bord,……………………and i cawt ebberee bi in the palm ob my hand
big pukee cat iz fine, kee bord iz sayf, i warrsh up, sun shynin, berds singin, all iz rryte wirf teh whirld!
Ide bi corlin kittee “Pookie” nao …. * Juss saiin *
oh, he iz a kat ob menee naymez… eeben sum iz can reepeet heer.
BERRY lukkee, Krelm! Wel dun! U be teh skilld werka!
Ai spoze yuu fed himz sum moor afta taht
??
ob korse, he wuz emp tea wuzzen he?
*krunchee bitz tho, no sammon fora wyle*
Ohai OCM nd Anni
!! * ar wi teh terriblol trio ?? *
Congaratz OCM !!
Ai tink tehy hab bobblol hed kitteez in teh Ty Bowteek tudai
!!
Lawng az we aern’t teh weerd sisturz frum teh Skottish plai!
*snerk*
Wel ai nawt noe abowt u yoo, butt(!)….
Letz be awf tu th booteek tehn.
*trots off wiv Anni an PB*
Hang awn! Tehn tehr wil be NOBUDEE heer!
Wi can dribe bak, aifinkso !!
Tutsh kitteez noze nd nabigate tu HOAM !!
I’z gonna b here, maykin shure fings stay in order. Sort awf. Wus gonna say ohai and congrats, butt WP sended mah commint awf to dunnowhare wiff nebburcumbak-airlines. *sigh*
So wiff sum delay: OHAI and congrats awn a freeway-ty!
Ohai an Thx, HCR! WP duz sum weird fings dese dais.
Whut u meen, “dese dais?”
Thx hcr!
No chanss ob taht !! * wot woz itz naim agen ?? NO! Doan tel mi !!! *
Wat waz taht, Sybil??
*skids in on two wheels*
Conga rats and waltsing wombats, OM!!
aifink it’s time for elebensies!!
*sets out trays and playts of noms and sips*
there are croompits: w ww.bbc.co.uk/go/homepage/d/int/food/top/7/-/food/recipes/database/crumpets_93122.shtml
and bloobree moofeens: w ww.bbc.co.uk/go/homepage/d/int/food/top/2/-/food/recipes/database/blueberrymuffinswith_91059.shtml and those hoo like it saybree, cheese, time and hunny chelsee buns: w ww.bbc.co.uk/go/homepage/d/int/food/top/3/-/food/recipes/database/cheesethymeandhoneyc_88378.shtml
and of corse – tee, coffees and cold bevreedjies…
Enjoy!!
Thx Nenne! Ai haz a hongree! Ai thort it wuz neerlee lunshtiem, but it’s nawt fur 80 minnits!
Ai haz disidid it’s tiem fur lunsh naow! Haz 2 hab a kukked wun 2dai – wull be owt ‘werkin’ dis ebenin an wull ownlee get sammichis!
Bai Anni !! Hab fun at wurk
!!
Iz yooshullee grate fun – lass tiem wun uv teh dokturs sed Ai ort 2 go 2 a dai sentur! Ai doan’t fink Ai aer reddee 2 plai bingo wiv teh terminullee comfuzzled yet!
Yew bi betta awf heer
!!
Mutch beddur!
Thx Nenne! Ai getz a hongree juss reeding ur meyooz!
*chewsis croompit an spreds wiv hunnee* Nomnnomnom.
Thx Nenne !! Tehm boo berry muffinz ar yummee
!!
An goin pbpbpbpbttt wen u go rong!
Hee hee! Ohai Annipuss
Iz beddur dan a GPS dat sez “rekalkyoolaytin” wen u doan’t do wat it tellz u!
If kitty cud rede maps whair wud shi taik us ?
2 teh cheezburger shop?
tu teh gooshy fud shop?
Dere’s wun in CATford! (das abowt a myle frum ware Ai lib!
Itz a lawng wai tu teh shawp wen yu wont a sossige roll …
Dere aer sum shops a bit neerer -an Ai doan’t go 2 Catford berry offn. Iz nawt a berry nies plaes!
I berry much like teh “please turn over” in the middle awf teh highway. JERMIN highway even, whare peeple drive at totullee insane speed. Hoo programs dose GPS fingys? *shakes hed*
Ai doan’t liek teh wai dey maek u go throo littlol twistee laens insted uv teh strate mane rode – mai be shortur distuns, but taeks twyse az lawng!
Hubcat an ai had teh MOST funee trip in Victawria wen teh GPS (wich stans foar sum unmenshuniblol fings nao) waz kompleetlee confuzzld an kept saying “tern left in 50 meetrs” – we waz in teh middlol ov teh bush!
* Hay !! Taht’s mai hed !!
aim thinking of akshulleh buying the voice of John Cleese for our gps – he will make snide remarks if u donut do wut he says
Faulty Tours ?? * grait ideer
*
isn’t it!! being insulted by Basil for every rong turn!!
Yuu hab a Manwell in yor car ?? Oar otto ? * liek teh goalie
*
Ower GPS speeks Norwegian… Is teh ufny. Hubby is moar or less fluent in it, I kin ownly say (an nawt spell!) finks like sving till høyre…
*snikr*
we have ours speeking fronsch – hubbycat is trying to lurn fronsh… at least now he can understand directions
nodding off
Noe sleaping awn teh jawb!!
Polly tishunz du it !!
Stikking owt mai tung tu teh wurld
!!
Wotch owt – teh wind mite chaynj!!
“Maaam! PBs maykin faises at meh!”
/\___/\/ \/ <|> <|> \\ " /===\=.___.=/===`-----'Ooooh! Clappity!
wayerz tung?
*as spoken of abuve*
Cat got it
Ai kut it awf…
Ooh clebber!
test? pwease?
I didunt noe mah blooness is a naughty fing…
Oh pore hcr! We lub u eben iffn WP iz bein beestlee 2 u!
aaaawwww….
{{anni}} I iz habin a bad case awf teh grumpy today an u jest maded it a lawt smalller! Fanku!
*beets grumpee wiv beeg stikk* Norty grumpy! U leev HCR aloan!
{{{{{{Hunnybunny}}}}}}
*snerk* {{{Ozcatmum}}} I has jest had a gud lunch. I’z gonna add sum cawfee an chocklit awn top. An we even got a tiny bit awf sunshine a whilol ago. Mebbee spring will finullee mayk it to Jermenee. It’s been so cowld an nasty here, we has awl them beautimous applol trees flowering -an no bees!
An Ifinkso I has figgured owt an inneresting problum to werk awn, so it’s awl beddur nao. It’s jest wun awf dem days, u noe? Nuffing serious.
Hao is u?
Ai iz getting bedder slowlee. Hedake caym bakk tudai an ai am nawt gowing bakk tu werk til nekst Mundane, sew is a lawng tiem tu be imp rooving.
Fanks fer arskin.
Hedake is teh pleh. Ibuprofen dus a gud job foar me, btw.
I’z sending u beems foar moar an full recubbery! ======> Ozcatmum
Hope u kin Njoy sum awf teh weekend wiffowt teh nasty hedake an sick!
Thx Honeycakerabbit. ai am shor taht bai Mundane aisle be bedder.
Ar yu not lugged intu WP, hcr ?? Go to wordpress.com nd si
Cyutee kitteee.
>^;^<
Ohai Mitsu!! U bedder yet?
Shud add: WANT!!
Sorry:Some of us not very clebber 1st thing we wake up & reed the comments. That’s just the way it is. Schmmooooz to all & sundry. Got to get my day started.
>^;^<
*whispurrs this did give me a smile: I'm sure others will splort over it*
Bai
Teh littlol pink tongue is trying to do me in …
*frantically pulls CHRG daon wif both feelurs*
and the big eers!! and the pink nose!!!
*runs away wiffakwikness*
Yesh. Shor izza cyootipatooti!
Unless I’m much mistaken, kitteh is going northbound on Central Avenue in Phoenix.
Hoap heez gawt awl teh rite paiperz !!
*snerk*
*snikr*
wiff dat amount of kyoot, kitteh can hab awl the rong papurrs and still get away wif it!!
Taht borders awn beleebablol
!!
Wear cood kitteh be gowing?
Albekerkee?
Bawstin?
Camdin-awn-Time?
Dunn dea?
E….
Essex?
Fronchland?
Germanee?
Highlands, in Scottyland?
I…
Essex?
Fronchland?
Germanee?
Highlands, in Scottyland?
I…
Eddin burra
Fee Nix
Glen Lo Mund
H..
Horthawn
Ingerland
Jerminee
K….
Kohpenhaygen?
Lundun to see Anni?
Melburne to see PB?
N…
Nottenham tu sii Robun adn Mahreun
Ova teh ribbah adn tru teh wudz
Portlund fur teh cheezmete!
Q…
Nuremberg
Oslo to sea Nenne
Phee Niks * had tu go bak *
Que bek
R..
dang.
okae…
Ridun, awbveeuslee
Sum wear…nawt suyr
Tu BC een eh handbaskut
U…
Upper Tambunka West
V..
Viktawrea!!!
Westing Ors trail ya
Xanerdoo
Y…
Yarmouf (Ile uv Wite)
Zimbabwe
Vaynayzooela
West vurrginiah, mountain momma… o.O – earwurm…
Xi’an – to see the terracotta worriers
Y…
YAY! A werld tripp!
*nodnodno*
yepp – kitteh has been bitten by the travlol bugg!! 8)
Juss liek sumwun ai noe….
awsum! another front pager for me! * dances in happy circles*
crap… it’s “triforce” all over again
Um can I pls recommend that people don’t drive around with kittehs on your dashboard? Not very safe for kittehs or other passengers
AWWW!!! I wud liek to has a kitteh on mah dash tew
ai made mny siz kibblz in meh litterbox XD