
When you were born, not only did they break the mold, they shot the moldmaker.
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When you were born, not only did they break the mold, they shot the moldmaker.
Picture by: Tinker Caption by: Mac_Man via Advanced Lol Builder
critikal kitteh critisises…!
Congrats DrG!
fankees, anni! it be an elebentee-way tie dis tym!
Comgrabyurelayshuns, DrG, foar beeying inz teh taupe spawt uv whut luuks tu bih an beriberi lawn brayd! m Shalz wih awl dansdansdans awf tu teh tye boot eek tu sea whut’s gnu?
*syngz adn dansdansdanses* -
Twerl, twerl, hop’n'skweek,
We’er awl awf tu teh tye boot eek!
fankees, Italiana! ai wunners wat treshyurs be in teh boot eek tudai?
Eye dunno – a liddlol uv tihs, a liddlol uv taht, and maiB sumfink taht’z OOH! SHINEY!
*runs awf tu fynd teh shiney stuff*
ah,don’t worry. im still alive.
Wuz dat a gud fing?
Liek teh ainshent kynges whjo killified dems arkiteck affer teh pallas be bilded. Nowum elss muss noe teh seekrits!
(O noes! Doan shute teh arckytek!!)
Seein sum uv teh modurn bildins, Aifink sum arkitekts shud hab bean shot at berf!
Heer heer, Annipuss!
Iz owkay. Asked mould maykur adn he sesses he’z nawt ded yet.
Wuz a violent beginning for Basement Cat . . .
ha ha! I made dat up!
ooh – taht’z koald …
GMTA!
hunh. they borked the mold Before dey made you.
okay, human. sry to insult chew. Make yr self usefuls and feed me.
*human looking vedysads*
*pokepokepoke*
aw, c’mon. cant chew taek a joke?
*kitteh felin bads*.
pls to feed me, you beautifuls examplol o opposablol thumbness?
*hooman is happee agin doo tu teh kitteh’s lubbery complimint*
*hooman feeds kitteh wif elebentee porshuns uf fuds*
*kitteh is happeh dat hooman remayns sew eesilee manipulaytid*
Flladdery wil getz u to teh noms cabnit. Teh kyoot b helping, 2.
ooo…datz kold, kitteh.
Yupz – GMz du, indeedee, TA!
When I wus a baby
I wus awn a poster
…for contracepshun…
noes ur, hcr!
*snert*
Wen Ai wuz borned, Ai wuz soe fuglee dat mai granmuvver cryed! Troo!
when dad-cat saw me in da nursery, he said “ai hope she’s nawt always dis fugly”. Wif skreeming face, red hairs sticking up in all direkshuns adn big ears, duz nawt blame him. Still gotz reddish hairs, nawt skreeming face, and gotted my ears pinned back (plastik sirjury).
U iz wun uv a kind awl rite!
ooh – dat luk! Naoe feed me – and ai wantz the gushie fuds not the cheep stuffs.
when ai waz babi, ai said miooo~.. ….. . .. .. . . ♪
disaprooving kitteh is disaprooving!
O ya kitteh? Wel…..um…ur moustash is krooked! An u haz toona breff! STN!
… den dey sprayed him wif Tilex.
*heddesk* … bonk!
*cuvverz Italiana’s desk wif bubblol rap*
OOH! Bubblol rap!
*poakpoppoakpoppoakpoppoakpop*
kitteh’s human is a fun guy?
fungi. sigh. that joke is a moldy oldie.
It awl maiks sens naow! Ai kaim owt uv a mold, that eggsplains wai ai haz jello thighs!
oooh, me tew! (an arms, an.. *sigh* nevermind)
Oooohh……JELLO! *brings owh HUJE tray of fishee shapet jello jigglerz*. Terrr iz enuff for ebery buddy ;0)
FangQ NomNomBurp! nyce to meet yew!
*extends floofy paw o’frendship*
*Tikkles the floofy paww* tee hee…..soorree kuddent resist. Neyce tew meat yew tuu.
*gigglol*
Cats are pretty offensive aren’t they?
Aifinkso tehre’z caek inz teh brakeruum!
Ai kips reedin it az “moldinater”…
Moldinator izz maiB teh kuzzin uv teh Governator, aifinkso
“OH SNAP!” kitteh has some “OH SNAP!” comebacks…
Dare I say it?
…
OH SNAP! *snaps fingers and walks away*
Dat’s jst kold.
my hooman eets teh toona wit celery. celery? is dat even civilized?
dat iz becoz hoomin gib half tuna to preshus kitteh he luvs so much so needs to fill his hoomin tummy by adding big cup of smashed celerys to fools his familee dey got big lump of tuna moar den he give kittehs
)…lil kittehs needs 2 grow but hoomins getting too fat so must share tuna w/ kittehs, tuna oil so good 4 kitteh fur.
)
Teh onli fud taht flossez wile yu eet it
!!
nao can ai has commint??
stoopee wp! ai juss comminted en anuthur lol wif mai bloo linkee an nao et duzzent leik et. pleh!
teh clevur commint ai wuz tri en tu mayk is:
dat mayks mi yuneek!
Wai duz ai pikchur de werdpress az a karnivorus creechur dat sumtimz eetz our commintz?
(An u iz uniq, keshet!)
fankies jeaniemousee!
btw dat issa beeyootemus floofy kitteh en yur abatar!
Fank U! Dat iz Pickett (no, ai didnt naim him…mai Civil War Nut son didd!) He’z mai 15-yr-old Mainely Coon. Ai haz a liddle Kaliko tu, butt still needz tu uplode pichurz uv her.
giglolol