
U know they took the TV too, huh? After the foreclosure, Ray just couldn’t seem to get past the loss of his recliner.
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U know they took the TV too, huh? After the foreclosure, Ray just couldn’t seem to get past the loss of his recliner.
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an noe cheezburgurs???
ai tink dose ar plum aot awf teh kwestyun, jk2k!
conga rats!
dis lol maykz mii sadd, dough…
iz ohkay, awl uv us kin taek caer uv dese kittehs!
Tawking ob tayking cayr ob fings…
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************ A NOUNS MINT ***************
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Teh Portland (PDX) Cheezmeet iz on teh 29th ob dis berry munf, at The Tea Zone, on NW 11th and Glison. It will start at munch time (high noon) and continoo until we’ve consumed all the noms in the place or hab to leeb.
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We Habs a Spechul Gest Star! Yesh, I hab reezun to beleeb dat teh Gratest Donkee In Teh Whole Whirled will be dere. (No, not teh wun on Shrek, a better donkee dan dat.)
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We Habs Awlsew Noo Cheezfriends Coming! I hab awlsew been told dat peeps who were nawt at teh First PDX Cheezmeet will be coming to dis wun az well! (Does Kermit impreshun) Yaaaaaay!
W00t!!! w00t!!!! WooT!!!!!
Funz will b hadded bai awl!!!!
OH ai haz a majur jeelus foar u awl, butt (!) ai wantz u awl tu haz a gud, gud tyme, adn eet eet eet.
Du u finkso ennyone wud be innerested in a Sofern Kalifornia Cheezmeet sumtyme?
Dependz on webber I can purr-suede mai boss to pay for teh flite.
Congrats Jk2k !!
fankees!
congaratses shoe laces Jk2….luuks leyk a 4 way tye!!
*Pawses to bringz owt a heeuje playt ob hawt kookies for eberybuddy who tried*
mmmm mmumbblolFankeesmmmmnomnomnom!
Ewes berrry welkumbed! Eye bin bakkin awl day….dere is pulenty to goez arownd!
ooo….kookeez! eez dis teh dahk siyd?
*digz een*
fankyu!
*grabs a hanful uv cukkies an trots off to bed*
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
Plezzent dreemz, Anni
!!
nite Anni, sleepz gud.
iz tuff aot dere fur eh kitteh
Lubs, Lubs, Lubs
Lubs, Lubs, Lubs
Lubs, Lubs, Lubs
Der’s nuffing yu kan nom dat can’t be nommed
Der’s nuffing yu kan tear dat can’t be torn
Nuffing yu can meow but yu can lurn tu tease teh goggie, iz eezy!
Awl yu need is nip!
Awl yu need is nip!
Awl yu need iz nip!
Nip!
Nip is awl yu needz.
Oh Nose!
butt (!) diz kitteh haz a cyuut blak wun…
Himz is a berry handsummm balack kitteh! Teh reclining kyootness isa oberwelming!
*stairzes at kyootness*
SPLART
*Picks hed offa da desk*
Twas meee PJ surry…..wuz oberwelmbed buy dah reclining kyootness ob the kyoot blak kitteh
Du u needz teh CCC jest in case??? *haz a wurried*
Nawt shore waht teh CCC iz, butt ( ! ) eye tinkz um okie dokeys…. da bubblol wrap willl savez muh hedd iffin I splart againz
OH, itz deh Cyoot Crash Cart, adn u canz reed awl abowt it on Cweens Crier website. Itz a splort reskew whar we putz ur splorted brayns back in teh craynium cabity, and dukk taype it awl back up. U den are exscorted tu a reklining lownge chair tu haz a hawt chawklitt, or woteber u want, adn getz beddur. U shuld haz a CHRG tew – “Chicken Headed Rubber Glove” tu protek u frum teh Splort. Splorts canz happenz sumtimes anyways. Ai can’t send linkees so go to Cheeztown Crier adn dere is wunnermus stuffz abowt Cheezland, dat Cween adn awl teh Cheezpeeps haz ritten. *Ohai tu u, eggstends floofy paw of rawnchy TomCat frenship*
Ohai, TTC adn NNB!!!
*extendz floofypaw uv frendship tu NNB*
Welkum tu Cheezland, NomNomBurp!!
u kin just clikkin on mai name tu git tu deh CheezTownCryer. oar put CheezTownCryer.com in ur address bar. u will finding lotza halpful stuff dere.
*handz NNB a chocklit martoonee*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!!
Oh fankies Cween – mai bad spellin’ let me show u itz !
Is dat a splort dat went splat? Sownds paynful.
Eyes ok….juss a little bump.
***putts da bubble rapz on de tablol to protekt from fyootur splatzes (or splarts)*
oar eh fart wen yu splort?
**snerk**
ai wuz wunderin win sumwon wuz gonna sez dat!!
stoopy puter keyes……dey kawses sew mutch greef!
Okay…sew muh finners iz fasster den muh braynes. Pyooter dussin spall chek furr mee ;0(
* hans NNB a nyse cup ob tee nd a bisket *
Ohai !! * Waivz blak floofy paw in greetign *
adn musch ufn!
Tanks cheeze peeps….*taykes tee and biskuts* nomnomnomnom…..yew makez me feeel bettah. Eberybuddy is sew nyce!
Pore kitteh!
A’ll buy furrclosure kitteh a nu bed!
Juss hab tu go bak tu shreddin de cushings, den.
Doan luuk nao, but dey tookifyd teh kowch tuu.
Teh Bankur taked teh cushings tu. just leftid teh rug adn teh nawt kleen littur bawks.
Wye duz ai keep fawlin ober?
Cownt yaw legz !!
wun… tuu… fybe… lebenty!
Th3 Bankur diddent fined yore nip den?
Ai hoeps nawt! *chekks seekrit stash*
Ai is nawt hye, ykno.
Is juss dat ai yoosd tu be aybul tu leen bakk wiffowt fawlin ober.
Whut happind tu mai kumfy chayr?
NO ONE egspects teh Spanish Inkwisishun *put her in the rack* !!!! * NO, putz her in teh comfy chayr*!!
*phew!*
Ai wuz wurreed aftur 1-2-5 dat awl teh pyfon fans wer asleeps!
Glad tu see teh komfy chayr woakded sumwun ups!
Poor Ray. Dat wud be hawriblol!
Teh hyoomin will has tu probyde teh ennertaynmint.
*shuddurz at teh fawt ob moar funkeh chikkin dansez*
Doan wurri, dey tuuk de myoosik senter tuu.
*Schwort* ai waz drinking dere AP !!! *getz shamwow foar pyooter screan*
karefill wif da drinkin wen lukin at da lol cat payges….tis berry dayngeriss
yeww donna wunt da melks kummin awta yur nozez!
badd nooz kitteh iz nawt stikkin arownd!
Kittehs in Dee Nyle obur lawstid reeklynurs, nex tiem awn Kittehs Dat Sitt Liek Hoomins!
at furst dis lol kinda maed mii haz a sad, butt! after reedin whut eberywun’s commintz ai no haz a sad NEmor. ewe all maek mii laff reely hawd. fangQ!!
**beeeg floofy hugz tew all da cheezpeepz**
ewe maek a pleh werk dai sew musch mor gooderz
Dere, dere, Raymie, uze kan sitz onna winoe-sill adn wach teh burdies adn skwirrels.
Burdies and skwirrels, YAY!
Wai duz peepz wif 2 blakk catz haz white rug??
Wii enjoi da challenge.
Although myne white rug is now gone.
Iz a blak rug now, rite?
An, ifn yoo has a caliko, yoo nevvur win.
Or a stripy, spotty!!
Teh BCs usually luk @ teh rugz nawt sekkund. If der iz teh wite rugz teh hyoominz gitz eggztra pointz foar hazzing teh BC frennly haws.
I jest spendid teh last 2 howers doin lawndree an hazza beeg tyred.
I nawt kno why, tho. Iz nawt lyk I hadda beet teh clothez wif a rok oar sumfin.
I did hazza bad day at werk. Wuz teh ubur-pleh.
I will trading u wun cranky huzbin fur yur uber-pleh werk day.
Wai am it dat az soon az hii b gitting better, hii haz tu git awl cranky? Sumtimez I think I liked him better wen him wuz unconshus!
Try yoozin teh non-majiklol bonking-stikk.
*Figses Red a Chawklitt Martooni* Dere, dere, putz ur feets up. Wantz a hed massaje? Den hang dat laundri awt tu dri, butz u haz tu uze teh wooden closepins, kay?
OOohhh, I usedta HAYT hangin owt clothez! Teh towlols wud be so skratchee an teh jeens wud be stiff.
I did hang up my unnerwares an my t-shirts to dry, awn teh dryin rak, tho.
U losted ur bloo? *hedbonk*
G’nite awl – hab a gud evening!
Yah, sorta/kinda.
I kin prolly get it bak, but nawt shur it will stay, speshulee wif teh luk I been havvin.
Yoo haz gud nite too! {{{TTC}}}
Ai trayde mai dai. Wii hadded teh reellee bad akksident heer, wif teh infintz inbolbed. Nawt teh gud wai tu start teh dai.
I get to werk dis moarnin an my pyootur nawt wanna coopurayt.
I get dat problum fixifyed an haff of teh room lozez powur at leest 3 tymes!
Den, I get rote up foar mistayk I maded.
I hoap teh Powerball tikkit I buyed iz teh winnur.
Pfft, yu finkso yu had a bad dai????? Try plannin, reservin bakation plans fur yur family. Da hole fambily, momkat, dadkat, stoopy bruther, etc. PFFT!
Dat’s eezy – send teh momkat, dadcat, stoopy brudder an teh boi to Timbuktu an yoo an teh Chikkin Man to Hawaii!
Wen Ai saw dis lol, befoar ai red de capshun, Ai haz a suddin image ub rubbin Bazement Kitteh’s tummie! (Runz awai befoar sole kan be stolin…)