
I’ve yellowed a few pages in my time. It never occurred to me to sell ‘em.
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I’ve yellowed a few pages in my time. It never occurred to me to sell ‘em.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: MallardVHS via Advanced Lol Builder
Eeww!
Comgrabyurelayshuns, O Anni uv teh fleetz fyngrrrz! Yu leeds teh brayde!
ohai! do nut to wry, is not dat kind 0 yella.
i hoeps.
*sends in Happy Taupe Spot and teh Lemming Merengues to dans in new root e’en*
Thx fur teh congrats! Ai hoep Ai aer miss tooken, but Ai feer nawt!
Ai fink dat kitteh yellered dem deh obveeus way
Dey hazza lublee aromA!
maik munnies foar gushifud
my human could use teh munnies
..to buy me bettah gushy fuds.
GMTA, sweetpea!
heee, tx for da complimint
And catnips
Better fuds
Cat tower scratchy post ting
Dog restraint, maybe just sell ‘im
E…
Eggsellent kwallitee gushifud – nawt teh cheep stuf
Fromage uv sordid kyndz
Grean adn helfy nip planntz
H …
Eggstra gushifuds
Fedders, wif or wifowt birdees attached
Gushifuds…Mor!
H….
Extra gooder gushy fuds
Fuds, gushy, premi yum
Goggie remover
H…
heh, should’ve refresh’d befoar postink!
Dat’s okay! *brushes tendrils off face*
Intearior dekorating fur mai kitteh bed
Jiggly shinnee bawls on stryngs
Kitteh frends ober fur peetsa
Lawng napzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
M…..
Mackerrill adn udder sordid fishies
Nomnomnomnomnoms
Oysterz. Aifinkso kittehs liek oysterz.
Playfings wif fevver adn stringz adn nip adn…ooh, shinee!
Q…
Queer lukkin play fings
Reelee gud gusyh fud
Salmon
Tuna
Happycat poaster fore teh libbingrume
I ….can’t fink ob nuffin’
Jellyz maed frum chikkin!
K…
I .. Iceycweem!!!
Ew….stinkee book!
Byootee iz in deh aize ub deh beholder and –
Stinkee in deh nose ub deh smeller!
Could be rich! Maek money!
Opportunistic kitteh iz opportunistic?
[HOMER] Mmmmm…. toona stik. [/HOMER]
Opportunistic kitteh is stinky
Opportunistink.
*snerk*
*snerk snerk*
onli elebenti sense furr each.
peeeew!
butt ai hopez u donut gotz da centz ob smell.
Um … kitteh … u mite want to rethinkify dat. Dey gibs teh yellow pages away owtsied grocery stores. Aidonutfink dey sellz dem.
I orderz da peetza.
fanks
ai hopez u ordred mine wiff anchobiez.
mmmmm….Ahchovies!
Mmmm… Anchovies.
Oddly enough, my little girl was willing to try anchovies (and liked them), but she won’t try a carrot.
On your half only.
u r berri generuz. ai woodn wan 2 hog da hole haf. sew haf ob mi haf iz 4 gammacat.
kthnx
Hello, Ginos?
I wood like to order a large, medium peetza.
Half anchobees, half snausages, and half veggie wiff extra carrots.
Kthxbi.
Hello, Acme Anti-Splort Devices? Do you sell Kitteh Splort Protectors?
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Siobhan an SweetMotherOfMars an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, fluffy anjulfud caeks wif fresh strawberreez an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif slinkeez taht go up az well az down, mini pokkit photo albums to keep pikshures ob all yor favrite aminlols an peeples, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happi birfdai Siobhan an SMOM!
*grabz sum anjulfud caek* Fanks, Burfday fairy!
Happitayl Burfday, Siobhan an SMOM (an ennywun else wif a burfday today)!
A Bery Merry Unburfday to ebbreewun nawt sillybraytin a burfday today.
*halps hurself to sum anjulfud caek wif fresh strawberreez an wippy kreem*
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER Siobhan ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Ooo, luukit awl taht fud
!!
* PB putz an angelcaik in himz pokkit faw layter
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* o.O !! Furgawt bowt teh mini foto albums
.. nd thx Burfdai Fairy
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OMG! I love the cat sooo funny!!!
Tihs izz awftoppik, but itz mayded mih tu has an HYOOJ happeetayle!! Ai jsut herded frum mai sunn hoo izz inz teh Naybee, adn izz deep loyded inz teh Middlol Eest (butt(!!) fankfullollee nawt wair teh warr izz)! Himz duzzint hazza lawtsa thyme tu eemayo, soe getteng wun iz an treet! Ennewai, himz sedd taht it’s abberajing ober 102 degreeses F ebbree dai … maikes mih tu has an happee that it’z “oanlee” 92 F heer tudae. Himz sedd taht the fantsee mawls tehre R oapun untyl midnyte soe teh peeplol kan shawp wenn it’z drak and koolur. Mawlz oapun untyl midnyte – ai kud deel wif taht!!
Jsut wantud tu shair mai HAPPEE!!
Glahd ur Sunn duin faine an gehts ta go shoppin!