
I don’t believe it… You’re STILL talking to me in that voice
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I don’t believe it… You’re STILL talking to me in that voice
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Ai will gib u mai paw tu talk tu!
Yeff, ai seez it waybin up deyr! *hye fybe!*
Adn conga-rats awn ur solo tawp spawt! *dans-dans*
Oh, yu abitar goes purrfeck wif yur commet!
Whut u fink ai is, widdlol-biddlol-hyoomin-bebbeh?
Ai is Skarfayse. Doan u furgets it, or ai introdus u tu mai littlol fren!
Dat iz sum skratch. No wunder he haz a growchi.
Itz jenetikul, kitteh. We hasta talk to u liek dat. *nods*
Be careful when you sound like dat human. It could stick.
/juss like dat look on ur face
Libertee bell kitteh is free for dinnerz.
Le-et free-dum ring! (wayrz teh noms?!)
*skweeks* awww, kitteh yoo’z sew KYOOOT!!!!1!!!
Iz teh onlee voyce ai haz kitteh.
U want Ai shud nawt Talk tu u attall?
Fine, I nawt call U when yer sammunz oar cheezburgerz are reddee. Ai will cawlz teh goggie insted.
Ur bebbeh tawks r yoosliss, kittehs dun pai tenshun noe mattur hao u tawks. Oanlee pai tenshun tew teh sownd uv fillen deesh wif noms.
Wel, okai, wun uv mai kittehs paiz tenshun iff wee kalz herr “myow-myow.” Shee haz purficklee gud naym, btu mai man kalz awl kittehs “myow-myow” oar “fuzzball” soes shee finks hur naym iz “myow-myow.”
Awl kittehz kumz wen deh heerz deh can opener. *nods*
Guess wut I just had???
Liteningz!!!
Thunder!!
Rainz bai deh bukkitfull!!!
Itty-bitty halez !!!!
But no tornadoez adn now I haz sunshinez and a raynbow!
Niec. Naow tell dat grumpee huzbins tu go aowt adn shovlol teh halez. LOL
* mixez up teh tornado foar Cweenmj. *
Heer haz a tornado. iz whut wii drinked in illy noise when wii hadded teh storm pardeez.
•1 oz Whiskey
•1 oz Rum
•1 oz Tequila
•1 oz Vodka
•2 oz Coca-Cola
•1/2 Tblsp Sugar
•3 Ice Cubes
Blending Instructions:
•mix everything except cola, sugar and ice in glass
•then stir in sugar
•then add ice cubes
•finally, pour in cola
•stir three times
•drink
If I drank dat, I wud go rownd in sirklolz and fawl down!!!
purrzaktlee
Skareee stuf! *tries sip*
*turnz greem*
*runz tew Hoomin litter device*
*RALF!*
dat sounds like whut we used to mix fur typhoon parties when we wuz in Okinawa.
Wowz, sownds egsytin. Awl we gawts tuday wuz sum drip-drip-drips.
Soundz like a boss I used tu haz!
Ssshhhh, I iz tryin tu watch my stories.
I havva frend (younger) who thawt it was SO ufnny that I called `em stories. Apparently they are “soaps” now.
Um … dey haz bin “soaps” fur a bery lawng tiem, pj.
In fact – they started being called “soap operas” back in the 1930′s when they were radio productions (sponsored by soap manufacturers).
I think calling them “stories” rather than “soaps” may be a regional thing.
*comforts pj*
*offers pj a tray uv freshlee-bayked choklit chip cookies*
I must reeely b owt uv it…. I thot deh older term wuz “soapz” and deh new wun b “storeez”
Eberyfing owld iz noo agin, cweenmj.
Hey duz dat meen ai iz a yungun agin??
wut u meen agin?? u am yung!!!
Regional makes sense. The cween keeps movin arownd and goes frum soapz to storeez…
Wy folow teh fashinz ob teh yung ?? Corl tingz wot u wont tu !!
* PB wotches teh e-pics
*
Imperiyush Grouchi leedin-Man kitteh duz nawt want bubbLOl baff. Hiz
mittress obvy smakt him just bfor teh episoda endid! Tune in Tomorrow for teh
nebberending saga ov “9 Lives to Live”.
eers nawt lissening.
Daughters cats got thier first needles. Should I except weird behavior.
dyd tehy akt weerd beefour?
Sumtimz ai finks “weerd” an “kitteh” are synonamouse termz…
Rite up dere wif “weerd” an “kitteh ownerz”!
*Trys to say for da elebenteemf time* All da kittehs are weerd!
(Sry for yelling, butt, I has been moderated.)
Ai iz so sorree! Iz dere an antidotee?
Yesh, apparentlee, I must loosz my bloo.
happind tu mi tu. an ai had juss gottin mai blooness bak. *sigh*
*Whispers* No see yer bloo.
ai had tu reemuv et agin oar wp wuldunt let mi postify.
DK tot me hao do get my blooness. Wuz somethin bout finding de url 4 mai homepaige & enterin it underz de website in de commintz boks (3rd sekshun). Jus hoap I rememberz wen ai lozes mai blooness!
“Butt widdle oostie iz such um cyootie kitteh…”
Scuze mi…
*runz off tu gag*
growsd yurself owt wif teh sakarin?
maybee teh offendur is speeking wiffa stern an nawt teh sweet.
O CC! Ai jus hadz un “Freudyan Slipp”! Ai wunderz if mai kittehs luk at mi laik dat sumtimz.
Testingz
Mt McKinley
WRONG!
42
Close, butt (snerk) no cigar.
Jeribilz?
Ebnin Cheez Peeps…NEbuddy still heerz?
Ai iz poppin in an owt! Ai haz insomnya!
Ohai, Ai node dat wun…nom nom nom…zzzzzzz……nom nom nom
*sends floofee sheeps jumping in slow motion*
Omai! Ai iz gettin’ sleepee! floofee sheepz doz it ebery tiem… ThankQ!
*Brings owt a tray of warm milk*
*sip sip sip*
mmmm, iz werkin!! FanQ nity nite *zzzzZZZZZZZzzzzz*
I also havs storees…
Uhm itz after 2 PST 5-20. Last ai saw ai stil had bluoo…why wd dey tk it away? Duz website sumhow de-aktivayt teh link/URL we paste in after a certain amt of tiem? INKWIRIN MYNDZ WANNA KNOWEZ…..
Yu get teh cookiez frum ICHC nd WP witsh mai egspire oar bi dill eated !!
!!
Jus tihnk ob WB az a cuukie monstur
WB</strike WP
thats meh kitteh!! is Jasper! he had that scratch on his nose when I rescued him off teh street 12 years ago…him tough guy kitteh
Congaratz awn yor gud dede !! Himz sene wurse daiz nd nao himz lubbd!
Full ob win adn awsum, WR!! <3