
iz i annoyin u now?
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iz i annoyin u now?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: The Half-Blood Prince
ai’m nawt TUCHHIN’ yew!
Congrats, Italiana!
Ofangyu! Luks lyk lawtsa uss inz an brade – shal wih awl dansdansdans awf tu teh ty boot eek tu sea whut’z gnu?
Ima dansin, ima dansin.
Letzorl duu de conga,
conga, conga, conga.
*catchis holed ob Italiana and congas tu de Thai Booteek*
Tapp! Nao aize tuchin yew, sew watcha gonna dew abowt it?
Mai tuu hoomin kidlets useta maik eech uvver teh crayzee – adn mih tu, ovkoars – wun uv tehm wud wagglol hizz fyngrrr a ninch frum teh uvver wun’s fays adn wuud sae in an syng-sawng voys (adn verree lowdlolee) “Ay’m nawt TUUCHIN’ yew!!” – adn teh neggst fing ai wud heer was “MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWM!!!!” … adn ay’d has tu putt awn mai refuree hatz …
Ai orlwais sayz dat enniwun puttin dere fingas neer to mai mowf betta egspeck dem to be dekkarayted wif teefmarx. Ai hab a strong nom reflecks.
Naow? naow??
haow ‘bowt naow?!
Aer we dere yet?
Doan makes me come back dere!
moooom! He’s touching me!
*poke*
*pokes bf*
*pokes jk2k*
*pokes o & p agin*
*pokes bf hardur*
*pokes o&p wen bf izznt luukin, blaems bf*
Hay!
pppbbbbllltttt!
MAWM! shii’s spittink awn mii!
*gets owt catnip oil-filled supa-sowkur*
*sowks ruum*
** falls ober in stooper **
whispers into onions eer: “Teh pink elly fonts aer owt to get yu! Dey’re rite behind yu!”
*pokepoke*
* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *
::poke::
::poke::
::mop:: (mouf noyse frum Shrek)
…
::mop::
* o&P bunnykicks bf **
*snerk*
Den ai muss trii harda
Yes, and u iz doin’ it rite.
how bowt now?
If nawt, ai cud try hardur *poke-poke*
Noe, yu nawt doing it rite, yu niids annoi lyke dis….
*pokepokepokepokepokepoynteeendsjabnosepokepokepkegrabtayl*
*poke poke* naow?
*poke* how bowt naow?
*poke poke poke* naow?
Unhand me, you fiend !!
Unfiend me, u hand!
Hey…don’t point teh finger at me!
It’s all fun and games until someone loses teh point.
I never lose teh….wait…whut were we talkin abowt?
Hand under yu…ooooh!
Ai wud sai, judgin by teh faise-luuk, grey strypee kitteh iz rite naow awn teh neggst tew las nerve uv oringe strypee kitteh, soon bee awn teh last wun.
Pointee enz deployed in … 3…2…1
That was my thought also…
Shot affer dis… ::WHAP::
adn bofe uv tehm R awn Momcat’z lasst noive!
butbutbut HE started it!!!
Ai ALWAIZ get teh blame !!!!
*Momcat voyce*
Ai dew nawt kair whoo startd it, iffen ai haz tew come in dere Ai wil bee teh wun whoo finishez it!
Oh I heard dat alawt wen I wuz yunger.
*Momcat voyce kuntinyued* Ai donut cayr whoo starrtd it, u will boff be punisished!!!!
Nao see? U gotted us bof in troublol!! :-p
(forgoted teh capitlol “P”)
*Dadcat voyce* U noes, ai bringed u into dis werld an ai can tayk u owt. No madder 2 me cuz ai mayk anofur LOLcat look jes layk u!
Kitteh be “peasaching” *Pronownsed pea-socking* teh udder kitteh. Old Checkoslovakia sayin’. Pointee endz donut care wot itz cawled.
*jabjabjab*
But, iz fun!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to PurplePuddleNut an brindlecat an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, rich n buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brown sugar topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee shiny partee hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht make boingy boingy noyzes wen they bownse, kaleidoscopes for seeing pretty dezines, kandee, an sparkly flutterby stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Happee happee day tew awl burfdai peeps!
*noms a hayuge peese uv fudjy caik*
** steels bf’s fudjy caek **
Happy burfdays to PurplePuddleNut and brindlecat! Fank you, Burday Fairy. I’ll have some sparkly flutterby stikkers … summer is teh bery slow in coming and I’m missing the reel flutterbys.
{{{o & p}}}} nyse tew see u!
*poke*
*skampurrs awf tew wurks*
Ohai, BF … yep, I lurk mostly …..
Ohhh, lubbly, fankingyew bery much birfday fairy. Happy day tudai for all de birfdae peeps.
*sticks a sparkloly flutterby stikker on her fayse and flaps awai wif pertend wings*
* bonks AO wif teh Cweenmj’s majiklol wand…AO’s purrtend wings turn into reel wings. Watches AO flap awai wiffowt teh flying lissuns *
Haz fun
Fankees! Iz mah burfdai todai tew — Ai iz….old….really, really old…
Happee Burfdai to yew toooo!!
happytayls birfdai Shepmom!!!!
*hands Shepmom a peece of her faberite cakye*
Fankees!
Happee Burdai, Shepmom
!!
* Litez candlols nd steps bak *
*adds shepmom to teh Offishul but Far frum Compleet Burfday List*
happee burfday!
“hooman did tat to me wunce. Ai snapped his finger off and used it to light a cigaret”
**Red runz in, luukin skarrifyed**
HALP! Derez gonna be a storm heer!
**runz arown in cirklols, pees in a flannick**
I nawt finkso gonna bii bad.
Iz yoo shur?
**frows teh kittehs an sum blankets in teh haff bafroom**
Um no. I wuzn’t payin tenshuns tu da weather man.
Next pic is a lightnin-strike *whap* by ornigj tabbee on gray tabbee’s rite ear, Capshun: Hows DAT for annoyin???
LOL Yup, dat next pic fur shure.
Duz dis bug yoo?
Duz dis bug yoo?
Duz dis bug yoo?
Duz dis bug yoo?
Duz dis bug yoo?
lalalalalalalala ai nawt here u!