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Breaking News – Child Brainwashed By Basement Cat
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Look into mai iez!
conga ratz, OCM! yu adn anni ar fastuss tudae!
Mind meld happenin’ here… Congaratz to OCM and Anni
Congrats, an GMTA!
Conga ratz OCM
!!
* Ratz kum aot, sea teh kitteh nd du teh kwik step *
AHEM!!
Thx tu everywun hoo sed congratz – ai postid a thx befaw, butt(!) it waz eetid!!! Juss notissd!
Lukk in3 mai iis!
GMTA!!
Cers mai fat fingerz! Shud be in2, nawt in3!
Ai thot u waz bean funnee!
In dat caes, Ai’ll wivdrore teh currekshun!
gud minon there!
kitteh will get em yung and have many yeers of loyal serbise.
We hav waiz….
Ohai Carosue!!
o hai! Sorry I wuz nawt heer to say it rite awai. I sent the kiddo off to skool and went back to sleep fer a coupel hours!
ai haz kookeez!
Nao yor torking
!! * A cat whu can tork ? Whud a tort it ?? *
Himz naym Mista Ed?
If hiz froat iz hawss ..
* Luks araond fir thoze cookiez …
*
luk behyne mistah ed
Taht wud bi hoars sentss
Wel, wot du yu kno ?? Moar gurl skowt kookiez !!
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* Chekz uze by dait … o.O
* PB bringz owt teh tee nd cawfee trawly wib sum sordid sammichez nd littlol creme caiks *
Ohai ebreewun !! Tiem faw a braik
!!
Oooo. Sammiches! *chewsis a nies eggnlettis sammich* nomnomnom
Thx PB!
Yor welkom !! Ai
!!
maydbort em myselbLuuk in2 mai iiiis
GMTA u two!
Lukki teh kid’z gawt saiftey glarsis awn !!
Midnyte Kitteh habz
speshsull powahz dat Liddill
Gye nawtz undurrstandz!
Liddill Gye wawntz 2
gibbz Midnyte Kitteh awllmoast
enneefeengz hurz wawntz!!
Cheezburgrz woodz beez
bestest. Flat Nom Nom Bawkz woodz
beez awllmoast az gud!!
Handsumm Liddill Gye
wantz 2 gibbz Midnyte Kitteh
Beeg Gye’z credditt cawrdz!!!
Jack.
adn wot wuz dat numbah aim sposd tu dile?
Can we please stop hating on the black kittehs, in my opinion the basement cat meme is played out and not that funny anymore, of course YMMV.
*ducks and awaits brickbats*
Ai agree wiv u! Ai haz awlwaiz bleebed blakk cats 2 be lukkee – Ai prifurr Jack’s ‘Midnyte kitteh’ 2 diskrybe dem!
Ai lyk tihs eyedia two.
Ai haz had a blakk kitteh almos awl mai lief (noe, nawt teh saym wun!) an ai luv tehm berry much. Mai ferst wun waz cawld ‘Little Black Sambo’ frum a bukk abowt a boi. Moast ina pro priayt nao, butt(!) ai waz onlee free. He waz teh BEST kitteh foar 18 yeers.
*Lolspeek off*
You are not alone in your thoughts, TK. it doesn’t bother me personally as it’s just humour, but there are others.
I am wondering how we can do this quickly though. It would need the ‘Cheezes’ to remove all LOLs with a reference to BC and CC at the same time – that’s a lot of past, present and future LOLs, favourites, etc.
Can it be done? Guess it depends how many people send messages to the Head Cheezes.
*Lolspeek back on*
Ai nawt fink ennywun heer hayts the BC.
I would just be happy if we don’t have a lol every other day, about black cats being basement cats and evil.
Oops I wuz replying to Ozcatmum
Do u fink u cood wryt tu teh Cheezes? Mebbeh get a liszt o peeps hoo agree? Cood post a sir vai awn teh Cryer? Oar heer, lyk a nowns mint?
Wen Ai meeted teh cheezes, Ai tawld dem dat it wuz teh wun fing in ICHC dat Ai did nawt want.
BC iz a handee ‘breviashen foar blak cat (in mi pinyun) adn
CC iz a handee ‘breviashen foar a cat teh culla ob yor ceiling ..
CC iz a nyce yoofemism foar G …
nd ai doan fink enniwun reely tihnks BC iz enni tiep ob bad deity
* Eezier juss tu sea it az a runnign joek, aifinkso
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Yes, wat PB sed.
I jus fink the joke is played out that’s all, black kittehs not gets adopted out as easily as other color kittehs in the shelter, stoopy peeps does bad fings to demz finking they are evil, we just don’t need ICHC to perpetuate that stereotype that’s all.
We can make lols bout basement kittehs but why does dey always has to black is my question.
Okay, sew iffn we agree heer, sumfing kneads tu happin tu mayk it chaynj in teh big Cheezland picshur.
Maik moar LOLs nd refur tu ‘em az Cellar Cat
??
Mai 2¢
Ai nawt fink N-E cheezfwends fink BCs awr evil, jes like orinj wunz iz nawt poizen. Ai alsew doan fink dat moast halfway intelligent regular peeps fink dat either. I’ve had seberal BCs (black cats), adn none of mai fwends ever reactid adversely tew dem. In fact, moast liked dem coz dey wuz awl berry fwendly adn smart. But ai agrii with 2K, YMMMV, and dere awr uh lot ob stoopies in teh wurld dat exploit teh sterotype foar their own sick inclinayshuns.
Wun ob teh moast effective ways to diffuse a sterotype iz tew expose teh campiness ob it, which teh meme iz actually intended to do. Purrhaps wii need tew kom up wif a meme dat redicules the meme. Menwhile, ai agrii dat N-E meme played too often bekomz moar annoying dan ufny.
[donates 2 pennies tew the BC anti-defumayshun leeg]
Bravo, bravo. Applosors.
They (black kittehs) has also contacted the ACLU
(American Cat Liberties Union)
I luv lols wif Basement Kitteh–they are mai favorites! I luv black kittehs, and I has two littul girl BCs of mai own. They are very affek… affeck… luving! I fink Basement Kitteh still has place here, but I fink not all black kitteh lols need to be Basement Kitteh.
Basement Cat will NEVER go out of style….Good VS Evil is the basis of our very existence. Studio Wrestling, cartoons, The Bible!!! Are you Wee Todd Did?
Loving the idea of a cat going around brainwashing
Dat mite save sum tiem wif the splort reskews.
ohai nc66! Gud to c u! Hao is u doin?
Ohai HCR. Ai is feline grate! (nao)
Gawts teh day awf wurkity. Wut culd bii beddur? Hao iz yew?
I’z fine, fankoo! I haded a lawng weekend, which I spent wiff hubby. Whut else to wish for? except temperatures significantloly above freezing point an sum sunshine
Njoy ur day awf!
Fankeez!
[sends sum Kalifornia sunshine halfway rownd teh globe]
Wii gawts tew mush lately. Iz there such a thing? Ai iz trying tew get my lawn replanted, and ai iz afrayd iz gunna burn up. Today luks liek iz gunna bii jes rite tho.
[wishez foar moar June gloom wheather]
Noe wat u meenz, NC66. Peeps fynd it hard tu unnerstan hao we can hav “tu much sunshyn” an CA iz a bit lyk heer.
*nods* mmm hmmm
Weatherman sumtiemz sez: Wii gunna hab teh hawt whether yew liek it oar not.
Laytlee ai bin finkin o moobin sumwear cuuler, butt(!) teh winta iz nawt sew nies in menny plaisis. Carnt hav it bofe wais ai gess.
Oh noes!
{{{{{{{OCM}}}}}}}
Ai jes see dat yew habbed teh feevor awn tawp ob it all.
[sends cool beems tew udder hemisphere]
Fanks, NC66. Aifinkso iz gedding a littlol bedder slolee. Haz bin moar tahn a week.
[dials YNOGs]
Halo? Iz dis duh hed OG? Good!
FAN FASTER YEW FOOLS!!!
Doan make me send Bruno again.
Yew gno he hates teh heat!
I wish they’d get rid of that “Breaking News” template. It makes for lazy jokes. It’s basically the lolcat equivalent of standing in front of a brick wall and saying “what’s the deal with…?” It was probably on the way to being a great joke, but now we’ll never know.
Hee hee.
dus dis werk?
testing…testing…
oh, fank CC – ai is bak!!!!11!!!1
The kid isn’t as scared as BC there… Poor BC… Kids are the real evil.
ALL HAYL TEH HYPNOKITTEH! GLOREE TU TEH HYPNOKITTEH!