Ai noez u had bad dey soze ai maekz u Peechy-tini Noaw, tells kitteh all aboutz it . . .
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thoughtfull kitteh is…………well, savin’ yer sanity
Ah!!! sip sip sip sip!
Hai Dan!!!
sip sip sip sip sip sip!!
KumKrashulayshunz, Dan!!!
*pourz moar tiniz fur Dan*
I du a happydanx fur ur nawt-sekkund!
Dans, sip, sip, dans, sip, dans, slip, crash!
**halps cween up**
Iz yoo alrite? Iz yoo lyk me an finkso yoo can danse wen yoo been drinkin?
I dunno wut u takking bowt!! dat b deh way dey showz tu duing it in deh dansing buk. see? rite heere…
*showz red deh book “Dansing fur Klutzez”*
On page lebenty, it b a bery advanced dans. *nodz*
**turnz buuk rite-side up**
It sez NAWT to doing dat!
No wunder I nawt see dis move on “dansing wif deh starz”
Ohai Cweenmj. Here iz ur majiklol wand. Ai finded it awn a prebious lol.
Ai gibbed Anemone wun teh reel wingz fur hur Birfdai wiffit. Ai hoep U nawt mind.
Oh hai, WRr!!
*pikz up majikklol bonking stik*
I hope it werked better fur u dan it duz fur mii!
*putz stik in pokkit*
…an mebbe teh lifes of ur co-irkers.
co-irkers…………that’s brrrilliant.
**bowz**
Fankyoo.
Howz ur ebenin? Yoo at teh wuteber-dey-cawlin-it-now theater tonight?
*putz feet up*
Sip sip sip sip sip sip sip!!
Ohai, cween!
Yoo gots enny moar of dat?
I think deh kitty left a pitcher full ober dehre on deh tablol. Halp urself!!! Dheer b plenty fur ebbrywun!!! Eben a pitcher uv virgin-tiniz fur deh kidletz!!!
**grabz pitchur an extry-lawng straw**
Sssscccchhhhluuuuurrrrp!
Ohai red. Ai lefted U sum donutz awn the lastest lol.
Ofankyoo, WRr.
**stops foar a minnit**
Dere nawt…..glazed, iz dey? **shuddur**
I is listening. Tell meh awl about yoor crazee life. What? No, no no! Of course I duz nawt has notepad, video camera, voice recorder, and evelopes adressed to places where yoo show funneh stories! Silly purson. Must be crazier dan i thought.
lord help us………..there’s a crazier dan than I?!?!
.
.
we’z in beeeg trubbils.
What do YOU fink it means?
Mebbe iz wun of himz alturnit purrsonalitees?
no kidding!!!
*gitz owt lion-tamer whip adn strate chair*
ok, I’m reddy!
**grabs popcorms an pullz up chayre**
Diz luuks bedder den ennyfing awn tee-vee.
*Brings over drinkees*
Fanks, pj!
I’m still werkin awn dis pitchur, butt will set a cupplol aside, foar laytur.
wayt, tribblolz?
Yaiekz!!!
naht tribblolz, trubblolz…….as in Nobody knoes……..the Trubblol Ahve beeeeen
teh trubblol wif tribblols…
aktchulolee, awn a site called ThinkGeek, ai sawedededed deze plushee triblolz…dey luukz sumwut kyoot…
Hugs kitteh
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Rut-roh, D-R is down!
HALP HALP HALP!
Wuts teh number foar nine-elebenty?
*dialz fone*
hallo? nine lebenty??? kin u sending fyremenz??
WUt? oh, noez, no fyre heer.
DR b habbing a splort.
Shii needz deh fyremenz tu cheering hur up.
**eers perk up**
FYREMENZ?!?!?
**
runzstaggurs to go brush hares an put awn sum mayk-up**Fyremens????? Hope dey nawt frum dis county. I heer dat most uf owrs are a “bit owt uf shape.”
round is a shape
amen
>^;^<
Teh kittehs is thair-a-kyute-ick. Naow gibz teh happie-paws massajjj.
A purrin kitteh will jest abowt cure wut ailz ya, I finkso!
Ai getz a kalm jus wachin dem sleep…or “eetz” dere pawz
Lotsa nites, I end up wif a beeg floofy kitteh layin awn my chest, purrin.
Mayks a pleh day nawt-so pleh.
Relxin kittehs is furry relaxin, ai finkso! Ai hads nawt 2 of dem daze but kitteh mayk it awl betteh.
Dat iz beri well trained kitty. I nawt kan eben git myne tu bring a beer.
I wud say dat at leest wun of ur kittehs wud drink it BEFOAR bringin it too yoo!
Naw, Pookie kat gibbed up drikin coupla years ago.
I figger Lucy wud dryve him to it.
I just feel sowry fur hyme while wii iz in Flor-e-duh. Hyme gonna bii in charge.
BTW, I missed yur cawl, I musta been grillin. I tryed tu cawl yu bak, but (!) went tu voice mail. Kawl mii bak iffin yu wants.
It wentid to voyse mail?
**shrugs**
Donut kno why. I wuz nawt awn fone.
Nowun evur cawlz me.
I kawled yu.
**luuks arown**
So, ware did dat crazee Dan go?
DAAAAANNNN!!!! Ware yoo disappeer to?
I can has response to my emayo, plz? Teh wun wif teh propozishun innit?
**innosint luuk**
Wut?
Naow, Ai am SHOOR taht Red ment to typez “purrepozishun”!
*snerk*
Wut iz yoo peeplol, mynd reedurs?
Dirty mynz, teh hole lot of ya.
*taeks Red ‘n’ 3km bai tehr floofy pawz and heds awf to NB*
Dat bii beri funny!!! Mynd iffin I use dat??
A purrepozishun you shud never end a sentance with.
Iffin you iz askin abaot mai part uv teh thred, feelz frii tew borrow!
Yes, purrepozishun bii beri funni!!
U iz purpozin Tu Dan?! Wii needz tu gibz teh grumez showurz adn teh Bachlolrettez pardee at chippee dalez?
is red braykin yur hart?
I nawt propozed to Dan! Nobodee gettin marryfied!
Teh “proppozishun” I wuz tawlkin abowt wuz an eye-dea I had an wantid Dan’s input awn it.
Kitteh, I hoapso yoo haz moar drinkees behynd dat bar, cuz I’m gonna need it!
Nawt shudda sed ennefing until aftur teh bachlolorette pardee. Sum uf teh chippee dayles awlmoast wares teh firemanz and pi ratz costumez.
“An dey libbed happilifically evur aftur…”
awwhhh kitteh, if yew onli knoes muh trubbles! *sniffels*
♪♫ wasturd dais n wasturd naits! ♪♫♪♫
i has left muh cheezburger beehind
foar it doan belongs to meh
it has been nom’d by sumone else ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
♪♫ wai iz shud be listenin to yew?
when iz knoes kitteh, ur nawt true? ♪♫
iz turn muh bak and cheezburgeh goan agin!
u r tew blaem!
fur makeen me blue,,,, ♪♫♪♫
korus:
♪♫♪♫ doan yew remember dat dai?
yew took teh cheezburger adn and left meh?
iz wuz so hungreeee ♪♫
so vewwy hungreee….
♪♫ my kitteh… ♪♫
Freddy Fender, FTW!
awsum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohai red! Anybody remember teh Homer adn Jethro number that goze…
♫Ai’ve got teerz in mai eerz frum lyin’ awn mai bakk
In mai bed, whyle Ai Krai over yuuuu…
It’z bin sooo manni yeerz, mai sakro-illy-akk
feelz as though itz bin soaked thru adn thruuuu…
Oh, yu lyed wehn yu sed we’d taik teh plunje;
Nao ai kno how it feelz tu bi a spunnnge…
♫
Bloo ieed Thayrapisst
Kitteh lissenz 2 Prittee
Wun poarz hurz soal owtz!
Stoo, t3h Bartendurr
Kitteh feenkz Prittee Wun’z noo
boyfrend’z nawt faythful!!
Stoo, t3h Bartendurr
Kitteh amz awllso Prittee
Wun’z bestest frend!!!
Jack.
Kittehs iz bedderer den menz moast of teh tiem, ennyway!
Clappity, clappity!! Yu haz writed anuther winner Jack!
*meltify*
**Red comez in, shibberin. Hur furz iz awl wet an drippy**
Stoopy rane.
Mai bad daiz iz bettur wif cheezfrenz an frootytinis. Schlurrrp *beltch* *fart* *snifful*
YAY!! Cheezfrenz makes lotsa stuffs better!
ITA!!!
Poar, dampifyedz Red!
Poarz Beeg Cuppa Cawfee wiff
summ Burbunn mikkst in!
Awllso habz sum wawm
Skoanz andz Crosawntz wiff Hunnee,
braown Shoogurr Buddurr!!
Dayrz sum Appull Pye
andz Ieezz Creem andz ‘Mayrcunn
Cheeez ifz U wawntz it!!!
Jack.
Ay currlz up in mah floofy blannkit an noms awl teh nom an liks mah paws. Yore pomes is lyk a warm appul pye in muh hart jak
Fankyoo, Jack!
I wentid owtsied to luuk foar teh rane-shutawf-valv, butt cud nawt finding it.
Wii has had enuf rane foar a whiel. Teh ribber iz finalee goin bak down in2 its banks.
Kitteh also has candy in the van, if it helps to cheer you up
Well uh, gawsh ay s’pose i cud goes foar a ryde, as lawng as u gawt candee ay trussts yoo.
chokolitz???
Cheezfrenz uv a “certin age” NEEDz chokolitz… (Trus mi…)
Yah, Cheezfrenz frum 2 to 99.
**chekz licenz**
**iz in de middle dere (sumwherez)**
**goez in serch of chokolitz**
ai has herd uv pedobear…is der ay pedokitteh??
EEEKKK! Ai wuz so focusd on candee and chokilitz dat ai mist dat wun compleetly!
is eezee tu git distractified wif kittehs an chonklit.
Absolutamously troo! (Putz down kitteh. Goez to kichen fer chokolitz).
Ai haz plentee uv chokolitz fer EVERYWun!!! (chokolitz browneez, chokolitz cheep cookeez, chokolitz candeez uv asortid variteez…)
mmm chonklit! *drool*
bytes hed off chokklit eester bunneh, haz beeg disapoyntmint dat itz hallow and nawts fil’d wif blud
*mayks chonklit bunnehs wif red goo insyd fur necropuss*
tri dees.
nomnomnomnomnom, gud, berry gud, but nuffin lyk teh reel fing.
**jeanniemouse turnz green & skampurs to korner**
awwww skweemish mush? *flings fayk blud at jeanniemouse*
*oof* hay! ai wuz standink in dis cornur!
nawt dat ai has a problum wiff yur yoosink it, tho…..
ai nawt kwiet liek dat sortt ob fillink wif mai chokklit! Pleh!
ai rememburrz dis wun cartoooon, waer dey sawlvededededed dat bai yoosink chokklit syrupz adn powurng dat intew teh hollownesseses ob teh bunneh…
**Duks and squeelz…**
**Callz out de merri mausies..**
Attak dem wiz…polka moozic!!!
oooh…dat’z fitink dirtee, aifinksew…
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noez, nawt /dat/ sort ob dirtee!…
….
aw, carp….
Sorree…Wuz akshully aimin @ necropuss. Butt u can feel freee tu dans dans dans tu!
*Grabs DK’s paw in mausy paw an duz polka*
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wai nawt??
*joynz in polkaz*
Kittehs, chokolit an dansing! Duz lief git enny bettur?
wai, ob cowurse!! wii has happeedansdansdansink mausez, tew, donut furgit!
…
hmmm…awl wii niidz arre sum cheezburgerz, adn ebbereefink wudd bii /purrfect/!!
**mausies interrupt polkaz long enuf to go to de kichun & get cheezburgerz**
**and kittynip martooniez**
*yooses dragon fyer tew roast teh cheezburgers*
hoorai!
*noms awn a cheezburger*
heer, watn wun?
Absolutifically! Wiz eggstra cheez!
(Ai haz figurred owt dat wun nies thing abowt Cheezeland iz dat everyfing is low caloriee!)
oh butt ob cowurse!!!
*maekz cheezburger wiff eggstraa cheez*
heer yoo go!
YUMYUMYUMYUMYUM!!!
**Sharez cheezycheezyburger wif merri mausies**
ThankQ, DK!
ohhz…ai knoez wut iz missink!
hawt chokklit!
**Merri mausiez go to kichen an bring owt hott chokolit wiz whippy creme an marshymellowz**
Haw iz dis?
yai!!! fankyoo!
Ai guess ai ought tu go tu bedd…ai iz havin so much funn playin on ICHC an ai iz going to HAATE maiself wen de alarum goze off in de morning! G’nite, DK!
Yesh, ai shudd du dat maisalf….
gud nite, jeanniemouse!
pedobear or pedokitteh will’ve bitten off far more than they could chew with this crowd.
.
after all, a number of us have acreage, heavy equipment, and access to quicklime.
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that, or wild pigs.
ai nebbur didd figger owt qwite wut teh laiem akktchulollee duz….
aifinks it keyps teh stinkee doun.
afturr a kwikk resserch, dat iz wut ai’z fowndeded, altho itt iz awlsew yoozed tew absorbb waturr…
it can dissolve…………everything, so I’m told.
Umm…haz de peachytini kitteh gon home yet? Ai thinkz ai needs wun now…
huh…o rly?
intrestink….butt wut abowt teh wiloled pigz?
they…..eat, everything
o rly?
Nao dat, ai rly did nawt knoez abowt….
srsly?
Basement Kitteh haz takin obur diz thredd afinkso…
aktchulolee, at wun thyem, kwiet a whilol ago, ai wuz considdurred tew bii sumpfink liek a go-betwiin fur himz…sumpfink abowt beyink ablol tew goe tew adn frum teh baesmint wiffowt teh yoosuwlol isshooz…
ai nawt knoez eggzaktly wai ai wuz attribyutededed wiff dat, butt…(*snerk*)
Reely? Awsum! Ai haz a lot uv cheezhistory to cach up wiz!
ai’z stillz nawt kwiet shur waer/wen ai wuz attribyutteded wiff dat, annewaiz…
If it wuzn’t for lolspeak Ai’d googlify it…butt no wun duz lolspeak de saim, so Ai’d nevur findz it…
Ai do haz a sof spot fur basement kittehs, tho. I haz had wun befor…she wuz beeutiful, wiz biggg green eyez…
*Still pichuring a kitteh wif dragonny flame…*
Awesum! U needz an abatar!
weellz….ai traied tew faiend a dragon-liek abbatar, butt nun ob dem luuked rite….adn ai’z tew lazee tew maek mai own….
Wud reely be grate but ai unnerstandz abawt tiem. An Ai iz photoshoppy challinged!
yuppz…
wellz, ai can has photoshoppink skillz, buttz ai nawt has teh thyme noar teh payshunss fur itt…
at least the catfish farm never came into the equation
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waet…./WUT/???
**Triez to pichur hannibul lectur az a kitteh**
**Failz mizerably**
….wut in cheezland amm ai missink heer??
catfish are the buzzards of the lakes and rivers……….if it is small enough they’ll eat it.
nohwun sayd der wuz gonna bee maf!
Mai badd…fur sum reezon ai was tryin to link de catfishy farm wiz Hannibul…guess it wuz de wilde piggies.
Kitteh maiks a marble-uss reflekshen !!
I lubs da marbless counter top!
Yuu had a marbloless dai, PJ ??
Maavbolful, pb, how bowt chew?
Teh gud, thx !! At leest weev bean granited sum sun tudai !!
Weev hadz coldz and rainz, butt! sunnies tommorow. I planted my garden on Saturday, so sunnies wud be gud.
Stone cawld heer tuu (7-15C) !! Ai shud bi awn mi biek butt(!) ai pincht mai bak nd wil hab tu wate a fyu daiz !!
Yuu plantign flours oar vedgeez, PJ ??
maybee pj is growyn peetza an cheezburgurs.
pj, is growyn basil, and turnips, and dill, and radishes.
Tehy prolly luuk gud in a varz !! * wotevva turnzup
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Oh Hai! Ai beez teh loller whooz lol ur all lollin atz! Dis tuu kool – iz mah sekknd FP lol!!! N sew menny gud commentarities, tuu – ai lubz teh kontree moozick werdzez, hehehe. Markitteh, fangz fur lol-speekin a noo werd, tuu – “thair-a-kyute-ick.” Yup, teh kittehs iz defnittly dat! Clappity, clappity… noo werdzez, moozick werdzez, N frunt paidjez… All combinifeyedz!!!
Congratz tu yuu, Emerald !! Yuuv mayd a lawt ob funneh capped shins nd wi nede peeplol lyke yuu tu kepe ‘em kumming
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Fang u, poussinboi! Ai shallz endebber tu purse-a-veer! Nawt shorez wut a veer iz, but ai willz shorely playce wun in mah purse wen ai findz wun.
Dis not rite! Ai odored a Meowgarita!