yesh, it duz seem a bit mush fer a site wat iz visitd by kids uv awl aiges. I din’t lyke teh evony wuns eivver wif teh yung lady? who wuz…erm…shal wii say wai ober teh top…uv hurr dress.
Wud u lyke tew see sum pics uv mai gurlies? Ai haz jus put sum awn mai profyle/mai pics! U kan also see sum inn mai album awn teh noo cheezpetz site wich iz by teh awsum philtudor
teh mostlee blak wif a lil wite wun iz Tucker an teh stripee swirlee wun iz Murphy.
Ai gess tho, wen ai put teh pics dere ai shud haz bememburred tew clik sew peeps cuddnt kapshun dem. Ai doan mynd iffen peeps wanna maik funny/cute kapshuns butt las tyme ai put pics sumwun maid a kinda meen wun
Hi! Just popping in on my phone to remind everyone to send in recipes for the money-for-the-otters-cook book! And to wish Q a hippo burfday.
I apologise for the spelling – my phone doesn’t do lol-speak…
ah mawm…dont fli awf teh handul!
Congrats, catena
thx, anni!
wii bii paht awf eh neis ty!
Tawp ob teh pekking awder, Catena
!!
Congaratz tu yuu !!
Congrachewlayshuns catena
Cong(a)rats! Speaking of which, where are they? I’ll throw out rolls of shred-worthy TP while we’re waiting. *Toss* *Roll* *Shred*
troe aot sum aold fude…dat miyt wurk!
An nun uv ur chit chat
Ai really must make it uh habit nawt tew gossip.
Tuu mutsh cheek
Go to your room!
Can I hang out in your room? mine is messy.
Sure, come on over! I’ve got a pile of left over halloween birdseed
No way, I am there.. *5 eags starts flying south?*
But there’s an evil monkey in my closet.
Ai seed wot yoo meen.
You have me stumped.
[lumbers awf and sprouts uh conbersayshun wif uh bark beetlol]
…Oh dat sowndz fasinayting.
Ai wuld lub tew hab yew foar dinner sumtiem.
Zip yor lip * plzthx *
If that doesn’t work, we always have Duct tape
dose nawt dukz! spahroez? finchuz?
Lukk liek wat we cawl howse sparroez in TTI – teh wun wiv a blakk bib iz teh mael.
Burd habs no lips.
Chikkins has no finners, butt peeplol eet dem awl teh tiem!
…and buffalo wings…doan foarget dem!
**belleh starts growlolin**
We wunners wut part of teh chickems dat the “ring” comes frum? Cause nao you can gets chickems rings at teh Whyt Castlols.
Wut ams “ring”!?!?!?!?!?
*remembers a story someone telled her about culinary adventures in teh Far East involving “duck rings”*
*decides not to mention it here*
Maybe dey ment little duck? You knows lyk dat storiee “Teh Ugry Duckring” ???
I’m afrayd to finkso ov dat!
Howsumevver, yoo mite wanna consider ware dey come frum – a playse dat prydes demselbs awn sellin sumfin cawld “Slydurs”!
*suppresses comment bowt sweet’n'sour prorn bawls*
[tossez idea foar avian chapstick in teh trash]
*plucks idea out of trash*
*knows she can get funding to halp turn teh idea into a concept*
[pawnders ware sumwun mite get dat sort of consideration]
Teh Nashunal End’ohment for teh Artless, why?
Ai gawt tu go tu bed suun, sew Isle leev tihs heer nd hoap Q seez it !!
‘Cording tu teh Cween’z Burfai list, it wuz Q’s Burfdai awn teh 15th May adn wi seme tu hab mist it
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O Q!
ai misud eet!
Hapi Burfdae!
Well then we will have to do it now..
Happy burfday “Q” may you have many smores.Weeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Nies singing!
Ai wisht Q a HB yesterdai. Fink shez bizzy having a gud birfdai wekend.
Nite PB.
G’nite PB!
…adn ai yam tired of yor tall tails tew.
Mommee Burdee duz
nawtz wawntz 2 heerz drawmma frum
hurz Dawturr Burdee!
Dawturr Burdee habz
massibb crush 4 handsumm Boi
Cardinnull nekkst stoar!!
Dawturr Burdee woan’tz
runz awff wiff a kwikkness wiff
Handsumm Cardinnull!!!
Jack.
Butt, teh Cardinalz iz so purty…..
…an himz so smart….
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….an funny…..
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…an haz himz own nest….
souns lyk eh boi skowt.
iz hii awlwais prepaird?
U mean, like, does he use a… condor?
hedboink hedboink hedboink
Nekkst stoar boi iz dawturr burdee’s paramount preoccupayshun.
Pshaw!
Shii haz uh foremost fondness foar him.
Snerk! Gud wun, Jack! Ai laiks me sum Cardinals.
Iz dis abowt teh broken lamp?
It wuz duck’s fawlt.
Hii sed jes put it awn hiz bill.
**heddesk**
Owwww…
Wut abowt billin hiz insurins companeee?
AFLACK!
Butt, mahm!
Harrumph. Parintz nawt unnerstand.
**stomps awf to room**
“You’re only sixteen, you don’t have a rep yet.”
“Diz is teh ninetees. Ifn yoo kin acheev pubertee, yoo kin acheev a past.”
Oar izzit teh aightees?
Nawt-awayk-yet Red iz nawt-awayk-yet.
Will Parton mii!
Hewwo, Dollee!
**Red goes frew teh room ringin a bell**
Kitteh foar sael! Who wants to buy a kitteh?
I gots wun dat iz maykin me crazee dis moarnin. Will sael foar cheep!
[jes turned ad blocker awf]
Iz N-E-wun else unkomfortablol wif the IMVU ad?
I nawt fond of it.
Don’t like it much, but ai don’t really luk at it. Why is it bovvering u?
Teh wun wif teh boy and girl grinding iz uh liddlol inappropriate IMHO.
Why, o why would u turn off teh ad blocker? Teh ad blocker is ur fren.
Ai fot mehbee there wuz an ad for fundamental funding.
yesh, it duz seem a bit mush fer a site wat iz visitd by kids uv awl aiges. I din’t lyke teh evony wuns eivver wif teh yung lady? who wuz…erm…shal wii say wai ober teh top…uv hurr dress.
Ohai, bf!
**pullz up evony-inspyred dress**
How ya doin?
Ohai red! RLS bee kinda kickin mai hinder rite naow but ahm hangin in dere!
*puts a swetter over reds evony-inspyred dress*
doan want u katchin a chest kold, naow dew wii?
I kno teh feline. Stoopy RLS!
Hay! Whats wif teh swetter? I’m tryin to be fashonablol heer!
Wud u lyke tew see sum pics uv mai gurlies? Ai haz jus put sum awn mai profyle/mai pics! U kan also see sum inn mai album awn teh noo cheezpetz site wich iz by teh awsum philtudor
h ttp://cheezpetz.webs.com/
pleez tew eggskuse teh kinda messie bakgrownd u kan see in sum uv teh pics
Dey iz so purty!
Wut be dere nayms?
teh mostlee blak wif a lil wite wun iz Tucker an teh stripee swirlee wun iz Murphy.
Ai gess tho, wen ai put teh pics dere ai shud haz bememburred tew clik sew peeps cuddnt kapshun dem. Ai doan mynd iffen peeps wanna maik funny/cute kapshuns butt las tyme ai put pics sumwun maid a kinda meen wun
Awwz, dey’z kyoot!
aifinksew dat teh wun burd culd juss bii nommin awn teh futt ob teh otthurr wun….
Frenz, I gotta go run sum erranz.
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in teh rayne. Pleh.
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See y’all laytur!
Hi! Just popping in on my phone to remind everyone to send in recipes for the money-for-the-otters-cook book! And to wish Q a hippo burfday.
I apologise for the spelling – my phone doesn’t do lol-speak…
Whut kine of stoopy phone doesn’t does lolspeek? U should gets a lcbPhone. *nods*
Ooh…ai gotz a pyanno recytlol tew plai inn inn a feyoo minnitz…..ai juss rememburred…
Skwee a lurt fur TTI peeps!
Otters, awn beeb wun, rite nao!
sassee burdee!